View Full Version : The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!
Wideboy
13-01-10, 10:11 PM
hello drewkins
widepants
13-01-10, 10:12 PM
yo chubby
Wideboy
13-01-10, 10:15 PM
scum
Drew Carey
13-01-10, 10:15 PM
Yo. Good funeral, my granny got laid to rest with a full guard of honour from the British Legion as she worked for years for them making poppys every year. Was nice to see.
Wideboy
13-01-10, 10:15 PM
glad it went the best it could
widepants
13-01-10, 10:17 PM
are you nutters all fine and dandy.
hope your ok Drew
Drew Carey
13-01-10, 10:21 PM
Yeah, we are good, glad it all happened, as she had had enough and wanted to be at piece. Anyways, nearly home, then bit of PS3 then bed.
i was bending a 80 degrees bend in teh top and all of a sudden about 13mm of it disappeared i was stood there thinking WTF then after a sec i realised what had happened and instead of you usual "OH F*CK" my response was...... "ooooh no" :lol:
WB im putting that in my sig
Milky Bar Kid
13-01-10, 10:37 PM
My head is sooooooo sore!
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane.
Milky Bar Kid
13-01-10, 10:48 PM
Pished?
No, think it is cos I left my glasses at work
Ohhhhhhhh
If i wear mine for too long then take them off i get a headache and have trouble adjusting to see
DarrenSV650S
13-01-10, 10:58 PM
i was bending a 80 degrees bend in teh top and all of a sudden about 13mm of it disappeared i was stood there thinking WTF then after a sec i realised what had happened and instead of you usual "OH F*CK" my response was...... "ooooh no" :lol:
"About" 13mm ?? lol
"About" 13mm ?? lol
How gay does what he said look?
DarrenSV650S
13-01-10, 11:08 PM
How gay does what he said look?
Well it's got "bend" in it, and he says "ooooh no" which is very camp.
So I would say it's about 40% ghey. Not enough to convict him, but just keep a close eye on him.
Im still watching slumdog
Wideboy
14-01-10, 09:15 AM
WB im putting that in my sig
Cool im famous
morning luvers
Wideboy
14-01-10, 09:47 AM
Was i talkin to you?
who said i was talking to you!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 09:59 AM
Good then!
missed talking to you yesterday.... missed the insults!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 10:10 AM
Awwww i know im loved :oops:, hope it went best it could have and i behaved
I know I checked you had behaved! ;-)
Went ok.... met drew's step mother finally, don't think I will ever see her again either she is a b!tch and didn't even talk or look at me...... she had a small converstation with Drew but still won't look at him about something that happened when he was 10!!!!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 10:41 AM
Ahh dont waste time with people like that
as i said before to you.... people who muck you about are not worth it
Wideboy
14-01-10, 10:55 AM
i know, easier said than done tho
Wideboy
14-01-10, 11:15 AM
its just come on the radio!!!
I SAW HER IN A SMOKEY ROOM, THE SMELL OF WINE A CHEAP PURFUME!!!
Afternoon all - i'm comiung out of hiding for a wee while ( till they get on a me again!)
anyone know the symptons of a breakdown ???
Though I'm happy as 'the gerbil' is dead!!!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:01 PM
Im in chandlers ford
LUNCH TIME!!!
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:10 PM
Afternoon all - i'm comiung out of hiding for a wee while ( till they get on a me again!)
anyone know the symptons of a breakdown ???
Though I'm happy as 'the gerbil' is dead!!!
I read that in the paper this morning! Were you at Asdas yesterday? lol!
Doh.... I forgot my lunch!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:30 PM
Haha gutted, i have one of those pork pies with an egg in it if you want it
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:30 PM
Haha gutted, i have one of those pork pies with an egg in it if you want it
Dumbass, thats called a scotch egg.
Haha gutted, i have one of those pork pies with an egg in it if you want it
Dumbass, thats called a scotch egg.
she would be correct in what she says! haha
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:33 PM
I just had a thought, you do actually get those big square pork pie slices with egg in...thems not a scotch egg....
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:34 PM
Dumbass, thats called a scotch egg.
So its a propper pie with an egg in it actually so pipe down smarty pants
Dumbass, thats called a scotch egg.
No
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:37 PM
So its a propper pie with an egg in it actually so pipe down smarty pants
Please see my comment above...
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:37 PM
I just had a thought, you do actually get those big square pork pie slices with egg in...thems not a scotch egg....
I had a re-think...:smt115
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:39 PM
Yeah now who's a dumb ass :lol:
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 01:40 PM
Lily....
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:41 PM
epic phail for both of you
Ive got an interview on Wed and i phoned up to make sure they got my email saying i could make it and i also asked for a job spec but they are yet to send it...
An hour ago :p
But thats not the point
Wideboy
14-01-10, 01:58 PM
Im getting back to work cos im really important and sexy as ****
An hour ago :p
But thats not the point
I still haven't done something that somebody called me about on monday...... so you will have to wait your turn
I read that in the paper this morning! Were you at Asdas yesterday? lol!
No I was in the police station it was great fun. Physically man handled out of the room i was in for a meeting. The faces were hilarious. esp when my phone went off as they got me out but not my stuff
One less to worry about I must admit
asda was supposed sealed for a good couple of hours - i bet the punters weren't happy
I just had a thought, you do actually get those big square pork pie slices with egg in...thems not a scotch egg....
thems a Gala pie
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 02:43 PM
No I was in the police station it was great fun. Physically man handled out of the room i was in for a meeting. The faces were hilarious. esp when my phone went off as they got me out but not my stuff
One less to worry about I must admit
asda was supposed sealed for a good couple of hours - i bet the punters weren't happy
Ooooh that sounds interesting!
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 02:49 PM
There was a big gangland leader shot yesterday in Glasgow./
Oh right i see and Q was thre?
EDIT :oh i think i see now
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 02:55 PM
She was in the Police station near to it and was in a meeting but got thrown out..
She was in the Police station near to it and was in a meeting but got thrown out..
Yea i worked that out
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 03:01 PM
Lol, just checking!!
I had to go back and read it a few times :p i thought she witnessed it or something lol
I wake up everyday it's a daydream
Everythin' in my life ain't what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I'm in too deep
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 03:10 PM
some people think im bonkers!
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 03:16 PM
I'm the rollin' thunder and the pourin' rain,
I'm coming on like a hurricane,
White lightnings flashing accross the sky,
you're only young but you're gonna die
I Wake Up In The Mornin' Feelin' Like P. Diddy,
'What Up Girl'
.......
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 03:44 PM
brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack cos when I go out for the night I ain't coming back!
Oh right i see and Q was thre?
EDIT :oh i think i see now
I wasn't but I know someone who was!!
I wasn't thrown out - i was physcially pick up and taken out.
I rather enjoyed it!:rolleyes:
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 03:58 PM
I wasn't but I know someone who was!!
I wasn't thrown out - i was physcially pick up and taken out.
I rather enjoyed it!:rolleyes:
did that someone actually see the deed take place or just hear it??
And physically picked up...I thought the gunmen were at ASDA and not the Police station...what was the need to pcik you up and throw you out??:-s
did that someone actually see the deed take place or just hear it??
And physically picked up...I thought the gunmen were at ASDA and not the Police station...what was the need to pcik you up and throw you out??:-s
now they saw it - a bit shaken up too.
as for them thats the guys i work with they are nuts If they could have thrown me over their shoulder they probably would have. but picked up by the waist and lifted over the threshold of the room and left me in the corridor!
thank god i had my corset it on it was soo funny
Milky Bar Kid
14-01-10, 04:11 PM
now they saw it - a bit shaken up too.
as for them thats the guys i work with they are nuts If they could have thrown me over their shoulder they probably would have. but picked up by the waist and lifted over the threshold of the room and left me in the corridor!
thank god i had my corset it on it was soo funny
Can imagine they are a bit shaken up, anyone would be. Not exactly what you are expecting when you go to ASDA for your bread and milk!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 04:12 PM
**** cakes
nearly home time
Cymraeg_Atodeg
14-01-10, 05:49 PM
Anyone know anyone who lives near eastbourne?
DarrenSV650S
14-01-10, 06:16 PM
Steven
Anyone know anyone who lives near eastbourne?
1hr 28 minutes
Cymraeg_Atodeg
14-01-10, 06:51 PM
Steven?
Cheers HU, but, again too far... There is a nice SV1000S for sale there... just a long way for me to go for a test ride...
Wideboy
14-01-10, 06:52 PM
1hr 28 minutes
seriously?..... how slow do you ride/drive :lol:...... its probably only about 40 odd mile
seriously?..... how slow do you ride/drive :lol:...... its probably only about 40 odd mile
Google maps Maidstone > Eastbourne
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:14 PM
i could do that in 10 mins
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:19 PM
yeah, magic carpet
Are you smoking that naughty stuff again
DarrenSV650S
14-01-10, 07:25 PM
what is coming to the world?
Cymraeg_Atodeg
14-01-10, 07:26 PM
What is with the constant arguing guys?
chill out...
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:30 PM
im not smoking anything, getting high off life thats me
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:35 PM
lol? i know not of this lol
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:38 PM
you shut up
DarrenSV650S
14-01-10, 07:40 PM
why dont both you girlies shut up
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:40 PM
why dont YOU shut up!
DarrenSV650S
14-01-10, 07:41 PM
make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gav will make you shut up if u aint careful
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:45 PM
make me make you
DarrenSV650S
14-01-10, 07:48 PM
make me make you
make me make you make me!
Wideboy
14-01-10, 07:52 PM
make me make you make me make you
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