The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Girth]

street triples! crap




You lusting again?

[Wideboy]

nope, did you tell rich why?, he keeps texting me with offers

[Wideboy]

its on!!

[Girth]

Yeah i've told him, didn't know he's been txting you.

Linseed, i think i'm going to be getting a mtb thanks to you! :D

[Wideboy]

i would have phoned up but i dont have the time

[lily]

Linseed, i think i'm going to be getting a mtb thanks to you! :D

sorry ;)

[Girth]

I might well be getting one on wednesday :D

I've taken up fell running too, entering a race next thursday :S

[lily]

road bike or mountain bike?

[Girth]

Mountain bike......again

[Wideboy]

gah finally 18 mins and the film gets going.......... geeezus

[Girth]

This one......


http://www.winstanleysbikes.co.uk/images/item_103725.jpg

[lily]

and how long you going to keep this one mr gary girth?

problem is you get board quickly

[Girth]

Well, its going to be a fun and a bit of a training thing for this fell running malarky.

I'll hopefully ride it, its going to help with winter on the train etc and i've been speaking to my old riding buddies so they're spurring me on

[DarrenSV650S]

How many pennies is that girthy boy

[Wideboy]

How many pennies is that girthy boy
ah jsut the dooshbag i was wanting to talk to

how many rotor holes has OEM disc's got?

gsxr

[Girth]

Oooooh heyyyyyyyyyyyyy dareen. Its £1038, i dont know what that equates to in Scottish money.

[DarrenSV650S]

ah jsut the dooshbag i was wanting to talk to

how many rotor holes has OEM disc's got?

gsxr
Trollop

8 on proper gsxr discs. Dunno about crappy srad stuff

[DarrenSV650S]

Oooooh heyyyyyyyyyyyyy dareen. Its £1038, i dont know what that equates to in Scottish money.
:eek: Seriously??

You've got too much money. Get gown to halfords. They have some for £79.99

[Wideboy]

Trollop

8 on proper gsxr discs. Dunno about crappy srad stuff

can you pm that website again that had all the speedo stuff on it?

[anna]

wish we could get a push bike for 70 squid, over here they are all reallllllllly expensive.....

afternoon all

[DarrenSV650S]

Where are you Anna?

[anna]

portugual

[DarrenSV650S]

Ooooh quick edit there hahah. I saw that about the temperature lol ;)

Went to read back to see what you were talking about, then when I came back it had changed

[Girth]

:eek: Seriously??

You've got too much money. Get gown to halfords. They have some for £79.99

Yes but those £79.99 bikes are £79.99 for a reason.

[Girth]

wish we could get a push bike for 70 squid, over here they are all reallllllllly expensive.....

afternoon all

Look at Orbea bikes, they're Spanish so might be cheap but defo no where near £70.

[Wideboy]

portumagal

[DarrenSV650S]

Yes but those £79.99 bikes are £79.99 for a reason.
Meh, my dads that I steal was about that price and it does everything, just about. I take it down the beach, see if I can still do bunny hops and wheelies. Can't do endo's because it's got some crappy restrictive front brake that only lets you brake so much.

But yeh, for the price it's not bad

[Girth]

portumagal


Automatically thought of................



http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bbhijack/media/images/Channel4/bb_celeb_hijack/d14/day/bbch_d14_1520_leighhij_445.jpg

[Girth]

Meh, my dads that I steal was about that price and it does everything, just about. I take it down the beach, see if I can still do bunny hops and wheelies. Can't do endo's because it's got some crappy restrictive front brake that only lets you brake so much.

But yeh, for the price it's not bad


But would you risk taking it down this at speed......

http://www.muddytracksmountainbiking.co.uk/instruction/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/begIIRIVI_1.png

[DarrenSV650S]

Well I'd have to check all the bolts were tight first. Halfords monkeys can't tighten anything. When he got it I took it for a wee test and the bars spun round and the seat was loose.

But to be honest I wouldn't want to go down something like that at high speed. Especially if the bike cost over a grand!! Imagine if you binned it

[Girth]

I've flown down it many a time, its well fun :D Just gotta pick your line and stick to it.

[DarrenSV650S]

Do you wear leathers :p

[Wideboy]

Automatically thought of................



http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/B/bbhijack/media/images/Channel4/bb_celeb_hijack/d14/day/bbch_d14_1520_leighhij_445.jpg

eh heh heh heh heh

[DarrenSV650S]

Soooo girth, what you doing this weekend?

[Girth]

Do you wear leathers :p


Used to be fun on this....


http://lp1.pinkbike.com/photo/309/pbpic309256.jpg

[Girth]

Soooo girth, what you doing this weekend?


Going fell running :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Used to be fun on this....


http://lp1.pinkbike.com/photo/309/pbpic309256.jpg
That bike is a lie

Going fell running :D
Cycling down hills?

[Girth]

That bike is a lie


Cycling down hills?


Why the lie?


Nah Fell Running (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fell_running)

[DarrenSV650S]

Why the lie?


Nah Fell Running (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fell_running)

Well it says orange :D .... but it's blue :smt012


Oh looks difficult. Ahh and it's another brilliant Scottish invention :p

[Girth]

Well it says orange :D .... but it's blue :smt012


Oh looks difficult. Ahh and it's another brilliant Scottish invention :p


The other Orange i had, is that better for your head....

http://lp1.pinkbike.com/photo/1286/pbpic1286633.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

That's better.

I always wanted a kona stinky when I was a kid. There was another cool kona with a weird name. Can't remember what it was

[Girth]

I once had a Kona Stinky Dee-lux, did some dealings with a mate and got almost a complete bike, built it up, rode up and down the drive and sold it.

[TheOnlyNemesis]

so who's awake

[metalhead19]

Me :D

[barwel1992]

me + cider + sex and the city lmao ...... gf making me see new one so need to watch this one to catch up

[metalhead19]

me + cider + sex and the city lmao ...... gf making me see new one so need to watch this one to catch up

:smt079 much! :p i would rather throw myself infront of a bus than watch either of those films!
I mean who wants to pay an extortionate amount of money to watch a film about 4 menopausal old women?!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

now that is just sad and i knew u would be dan, ur as bad as me

[metalhead19]

You talkin to me Stu?! There isnt anything wrong with being awake! lol

[TheOnlyNemesis]

lol, i just chilling to deftones while listening to the rain i gonna be riding in to oxford so i can get a lift to download

[barwel1992]

rolf :D if i give the woman what she wants i get what i want.....

[metalhead19]

haha when you heading to Dload?
Im headin up Thursday morning as still in plymouth till wednesday

[metalhead19]

rolf :D if i give the woman what she wants i get what i want.....

Peace and quiet?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

rolf :D if i give the woman what she wants i get what i want.....

yeah but is what u want a new g string, cause u r watching sex and the city

[barwel1992]

haha no ..... thats not what i want

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i riding to bros 2moz, heading to download wednesday morning, staying drunk for thr 5 days, you got my number if u wanna meet up or just walk around shouting SV650, i'll find ya.

Barwells next post is gonna say i also like twilight

[metalhead19]

yeah but is what u want a new g string, cause u r watching sex and the city

Now that is scary, considering he posted a man stripping last night!:puker:

[metalhead19]

i riding to bros 2moz, heading to download wednesday morning, staying drunk for thr 5 days, you got my number if u wanna meet up or just walk around shouting SV650, i'll find ya.

Barwells next post is gonna say i also like twilight

Haha sic, ye il give ya a shout mate!
Got not freaking ****light!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

got no wut light

[metalhead19]

you what?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

you post says

Got not freaking ****light!

[metalhead19]

ah typo lol.

I cant stand tw@ light!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

or look for a guy asking women if they'd like to stroke his horn, then you'll find me. who needs cups or cans when ur a viking XD
http://www.jelldragon.com/images/HW6_drinking_horn.jpg

[TheOnlyNemesis]

but twilight is an evolution of the vampire genre, it makes them cooler and more approachable

[metalhead19]

haha so il see you being slapped alot ;)

[metalhead19]

but twilight is an evolution of the vampire genre, it makes them cooler and more approachable

Nope

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, slaps are still contact i can use that XD

and i agree with the no, i wanna brutally murder every twiight fan while drinking their blood just to remind them what vampires should be liek

[metalhead19]

hahaha not sounding despirate at all there stu ;)
That could be fun....not really into the blood drinking thing, bit too kinky for me, im afraid you can partake in that by yourself lol

[TheOnlyNemesis]

spoil sport, haha. i still need to buy my booze, no clue wat i gonna buy this year

[metalhead19]

I havent got anything yet. No wait, i have a tent, but no money for food or booze, or more importantly the petrol to get there! lol. Gna hopefully get some booze on wednesday night, jus thinking few crates of cider (tastes better warm than beer does)

[barwel1992]

ha... no i dont like twl light .... slag'sss

[metalhead19]

ha... no i dont like twl light .... slag'sss

Still watching slags in the city.....you lose man points ;)

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, yeah u do that's why the delayed response.

and cider is better warm but after 5 days can be rough. i sleeping in my bro's friends tent as i cba to buy one so stealing her one with her

[metalhead19]

haha enjoy that! you'll get no space as im sure she'll bring too much stuff!
Ye thats tru, but after being ****ed constantly for 5 days i dont think you will care much what you drink!

[barwel1992]

Still watching slags in the city.....you lose man points ;)

u got a gf?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, i taking 1 rucksack with some tees in and boxers that it, i not even taking a sleeping bag, might need to jump in with her for warmth, haha

[metalhead19]

u got a gf?

yepp lol

[TheOnlyNemesis]

u got a gf?

ain't u the gf in that relationship???

:p

[barwel1992]

damn . was going to use that as an excuse for me having more man pints than you .. lmao

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yepp lol

he just wears the trousers, haha

[barwel1992]

ain't u the gf in that relationship???

:p

nope because im not the one with 34G tits ;) and a pussy lmao

[TheOnlyNemesis]

nope because im not the one with 34G tits ;) and a pussy lmao

there just minor advantages, lol

[barwel1992]

lol :D

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i found barwels bike, hahahaha
http://yeinjee.com/discovery/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/pink-bike.jpg

[metalhead19]

hahaha its the inspiration behind the rebuild :D

[barwel1992]

well at least it fu*king works .... lol

[metalhead19]

haha tru, but i think i would rather walk then turn up at work on that.......could at least have done it all in pink :D

[barwel1992]

i would rather ride that than walk 15 miles but i am a fat git lmao

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, i'd rather walk backwards to work than ride that

[metalhead19]

ok yeh i would ride it....as long as i get to keep my helmet on so people cant see my face!

[barwel1992]

^ +1000000000000000000, with a tinted visor and sun glasses

[metalhead19]

Im sure you would rather have this bike

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4341/15815.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/15815.jpg/)

[barwel1992]

yeeee boy ;) go reppin on that

[metalhead19]

Its the future that is! One day everyone will have one

[barwel1992]

well on the upside its faster than ures

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3450/3388024810_432cd17bcd.jpg

[barwel1992]

Its the future that is! One day everyone will have one

atleast no one would nick it

[metalhead19]

erm, i beg to differ.....atm i think it is mine that is faster than yours! :smt019

[barwel1992]

33bhp ?

[metalhead19]

dismantled front end? lol

[barwel1992]

ahh yes but my rear wheel is off the floor and all 70bhp of power so mine can go faster.... on the speedo when its atached to the rear :D

[metalhead19]

Pah....technicalities!
Mine goes fastest.....IN MY MIND :D