The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[DarrenSV650S]

good afternoon

i have fully serviced the car, £35......... for oil, oil filter, air filter and 4 bosch sparkys absolute bargain
mine is over due a service. It keeps beeping at me when I start it up

[Sally]

what kind?

sliced banana is nice in tomato soup

Please tell me you're taking the ****? Haha

I am sitting on my bed, drinking lucozade and feeling rough as a badgers ****...

[DarrenSV650S]

Please tell me you're taking the ****? Haha

I am sitting on my bed, drinking lucozade and feeling rough as a badgers ****...
Have you tried it? It's gooood :p
Dunking some crisps in is nice too


I had a bacon roll with dominos garlic dip for lunch today. That was nice :D

[Wideboy]

mine is over due a service. It keeps beeping at me when I start it up

tut tut :smt075

[Holdup]

My car needs an oil change, ive done the plugs myself, gunna get my dad to change my brake fluid :p

[lily]

A nice boy serviced my car with drew..... think his name was gavin

[Wideboy]

he sounds evil

[lily]

no he thinks he is.... but I've seen another side ;-)

[DarrenSV650S]

:puker:

[Wideboy]

shhhh :oops:

[lily]

Yer sorry he is an evil sod

[Wideboy]

yeah :salut:

[Holdup]

ghey

[lily]

ghey

you know I'm getting more and more convienced that you are!

[Holdup]

You should be

[Wideboy]

holdup are you sure your not a shirt lifter?.... no one will judge

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Poor Holdup...

[Holdup]

Yay backup has arrived!

[Wideboy]

i can send girth round if your unsure?

[lily]

I wouldn't send girth round to see anybody.....

[Wideboy]

well he would soon sort young james out

[lily]

yes but his poor mind!

I was worried about introducing him to Mike on NYE..... but he coped well i feel

[Holdup]

No thanks

[Wideboy]

yes but his poor mind!

I was worried about introducing him to Mike on NYE..... but he coped well i feel

it was shock thats all

[Wideboy]

i want a stratos :(

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Holdup isn't Ghey... it is Darren who is ghey... ha ha

[lily]

I think everybody is a bit ghey

[DarrenSV650S]

holdup keeps sending me pics of him in his underpants ...

[lily]

Wideboy texts me pictures of his wood.......


I am talking about what he is building at work

[Holdup]

holdup keeps sending me pics of him in his underpants ...

U keep sending me pics of your head

[Holdup]

Muhahaha

[Wideboy]

i only sent pics of my wood to a select few

[Holdup]

:shock:

[lily]

awww holdup was that you trying to be funny? ;-)

[Wideboy]

yeah we all know you love wood really

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I think everybody is a bit ghey

You almost sounds like you are playing into Drews hands there...

holdup keeps sending me pics of him in his underpants ...

You sure it is HU? You have seen Gav always "strutting" his stuff in odd underware

Wideboy texts me pictures of his wood.......


I am talking about what he is building at work

Sure you were ;-)

U keep sending me pics of your head

He is trying to get into your brain

i only sent pics of my wood to a select few

That is not what I have heard

[Holdup]

awww holdup was that you trying to be funny? ;-)

I thought about posting it in here but wasnt too sure so put it on your messages instead

[Wideboy]

holdup has seen my nipples

[Holdup]

That is true and you rubbed cash agaisnt them

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Who hasn't... you are nothing but a cheap *****! ha ha

[Holdup]

Oi ghey Darren i got my forza back btw

[DarrenSV650S]

get on it then numb nuts

[Wideboy]

btw

[Holdup]

in a bit darling :wink:

[Holdup]

btw

By the way....

[Wideboy]

by what way? where are you going?

[DarrenSV650S]

By the way I tried to say I'd be there, waiting for.

Dani the girl is singing songs to me, beneath the marquee

[lily]

Gavin..... watching Glee and they where just singing the Journey

[Holdup]

Omg they ruined it

[Wideboy]

Gavin..... watching Glee and they where just singing the Journey

i am refusing to watch that

[lily]

It's drew that wanted to watch it

[Bibio]

e'vnin my play things.

[Dave20046]

i am refusing to watch that
It's in the charts now I think thanks to ghee

[Bibio]

what the f are you lot on about?

[Wideboy]

what the deuce?

[Dave20046]

what the f are you lot on about?
some cheesey american tv prog.

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

It is really bad, my brother has quite a lot of the episodes and I have seen bits. It seems really really ghey!

[Wideboy]

Imy brother has quite a lot of the episodes

yeah yeah we all heard that one before

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

yeah yeah we all heard that one before

Yeah, that is your favourite line, is it not?

[Wideboy]

i dont have a brother

[Holdup]

Lies

[lily]

BACK..... dinner was really yummy

[Bibio]

what did you have?

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Anyone watched "Couger Town"? That is good

[lily]

Chicken Escalopes with a creamy leek pasta sauce with pasta in

now i have jaffa cakes

[Wideboy]

sounds horrible

[Holdup]

Full moon

[Wideboy]

i think its new avatar time!

[lily]

I did mine earlier

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Full moon

Half-moon

[Bibio]

i had macaroni with a garlic and bacon white (roue) sauce.

[DarrenSV650S]

I did mine earlier
looks posh and snooty

[Holdup]

Cant remember it now

All gone?

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I did mine earlier

Yes very "Scottish widows" or Gothic...

[lily]

looks posh and snooty

and your point is? ;)

Yes very "Scottish widows"

not the first to say that

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Cant remember it now

All gone?

Total eclipse *sigh*

[Wideboy]

all my pics are ****......... i being a **** in every single pic

[Holdup]

doh

[Wideboy]

hey vats up!

[Holdup]

lol y u got a pic of gary?

[lily]

Like it ;-)

[Holdup]

I dont

[Wideboy]

cos i love him

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Ghey...

[Bibio]

lol y u got a pic of gary?

coz he fancies him

[Wideboy]

back to how it should be

[Bibio]

i think it should be the mankini

[Holdup]

even gayer

[Wideboy]

hmm mankini eh? :-k

[Holdup]

Theres a rubbish MG B GT parked on our drive...

[lily]

PLEASE No

[Bibio]

<---- aint he just gorgeous....

[Holdup]

I feel sick now

[Wideboy]

Lmfao

[Wideboy]

can i have that as my avatar?

[DarrenSV650S]

lol

[Bibio]

can i have that as my avatar?

ok... gives a sec..

[Wideboy]

hahaha quality............ duno if i should put it up on facebook :-k

[Bibio]

yup... defo....

[Wideboy]

done lmao