The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Sally]

MBK, i dont get it? I think I may be slow..

Its the weekend, put in 9.5 hours today, need drinks.

[Milky Bar Kid]

She is silly! How can you be sleeping but trying to be awake? Either you are sleeping or you are not?

[DarrenSV650S]

I understand what your mum means. She was trying to stay awake but fell asleep

[Holdup]

Benidorm is on :smt026

[Sally]

My god...

Sounds like a amazing Friday night for ~Hold up ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

it is funny!! Wink McAndrew!!

[Holdup]

It is funny! "who am i goin to pass the sun bed stores onto? come on you lot these papers arent gunna sign them selves!" classic

Ive sucummbed and ive got a bottle of beer and some whisky, cant wait for tomorrow night :D:D:D:D:D

[Sally]

Its actually quite good haha

(L) Jonny Vegas..

[Girth]

Benidorm is a fooking sh!te hole.

[DarrenSV650S]

I've got a tommy cooper DVD to watch :)

[Girth]

I've got a tommy cooper DVD to watch :)


"Just like that"

[Alpinestarhero]

ROR

[Milky Bar Kid]

Jingle bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock....

[Alpinestarhero]

Jingle bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock....

leave, it is not XMAS yet!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I sing that all through the year. Those are the only words I know tho...

[DarrenSV650S]

Jingle bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock....
I was in dobbies today and they had all the xmas stuff out. HUGE dancing and singing snowmen, xmas songs playing, trees, xmas lights. It really made me smile. I love xmas

[Alpinestarhero]

i hate xmas. I hate having to think what to buy. I hate it when my mum asks me for an xmas list cos i dont want anything (apart from a HRC kitted honda RC45) but she insists on getting me something.

I dont really hate xmas, i hate the money-spinning side of it though. I just want to be home and be with my mum and the rest of the family

[Girth]

I don't celebrate xmas, we're too poor.

[Holdup]

Gary how long have you been listening to that same song for?

[Alpinestarhero]

I don't celebrate xmas, we're too poor.

I'll give you a good xmas darling

[DarrenSV650S]

Nasal hairs are becoming a problem for me

[Shellywoozle]

Uck I am late to the pub !! TAXIiiiiiiiiiiii

[Milky Bar Kid]

HURRY UP Shell!!!

[Holdup]

I got these weird blistery things on my left hand on 3 of my fingers :confused: wonder if its something to do with the cold

Looks like their chillblains (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilblains) yay...

[DarrenSV650S]

yuck

[Holdup]

Yea luckily their small and not like the persons toes in that picture, feel like i got some on my feet as well :( have to wear some extra socks on the ride to work 2moro and see if i can get some new gloves because my hands were getting cold the other day :(

[Girth]

I just bought heatedgrips and handguards today.

Hopefully going to get some Alpinestar WP boots too soon

[DarrenSV650S]

My bike is off the road now till they stop seasoning the roads

[Girth]

My bike is off the road now till they stop seasoning the roads

Thats why I have two bikes........

[DarrenSV650S]

I have two bikes

[Girth]

I have two bikes

Yeah but one isn't proper.

[dizzyblonde]

I have two bikes

so do I:smt023

[Holdup]

So did i

[Wideboy]

i just watched a quality film

[DarrenSV650S]

holdup will you organise for me to have a full breakfast tomorrow morning about 10am. Cheers

[Girth]

So did i

Someone hiding?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm hiding....am I? I dunno....who am I again~?

[Wideboy]

some stranger we allow in to humor

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hmmmm.....Thanks Gav...

[Milky Bar Kid]

PMSL! Look what I just found....

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://announce.jpress.co.uk/images/41/33/573341_medium.jpg&imgrefurl=http://announce.jpress.co.uk/573339%3Fs_source%3Djpsc_gall&h=140&w=160&sz=6&tbnid=ljoA2g7T5Oh92M:&tbnh=86&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnicola%2Bcrosbie&hl=en&usg=___V_GmBOXatTQZG0OmlSqJB0lzJ0=&ei=NKv0St-vMMO14QbQ7fHkAw&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CA0Q9QEwAw

[DarrenSV650S]

You're so subtle .... lol

[Wideboy]

i didnt get one of those for my 21st :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

You're so subtle .... lol


I don't get it? My mum was googling all our names and it came up! I didn't even know it was on a website!!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

I don't get it? My mum was googling all our names and it came up! I didn't even know it was on a website!!!!
OH I thought you were "subtly" letting us know you were in the paper lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

No, it was a year and a half ago! I am in the local paper all the time with my job!

[Wideboy]

im in the paper all the time with my job.............


bank robbing is a hard line of work i can tell you

[DarrenSV650S]

For all your mistakes?

[DarrenSV650S]

I don't actually think I've ever been in the paper.

[Wideboy]

i been in the paper 3 times for my job and once for my accident :cool:........ man im cool

[DarrenSV650S]

"Local boy who is wide makes chessboard from wood"

[Milky Bar Kid]

http://www.gallowaygazette.co.uk/news/Court-Files.4952945.jp - 3rd up from the bottom

[Wideboy]

no i told you robbing banks!

[DarrenSV650S]

Repeated blows to the head.....

No wonder you're so insane


It all makes sense now

[Milky Bar Kid]

heheh! Aye, it was more than two or three unlike what was reported there! Was mega sore!

[Wideboy]

rightyho kiddy munchkins, i do believe i am going to retire to my chamber!

tuttybye

[DarrenSV650S]

poof

[Wideboy]

poof

only on saturdays so pucka up big boy, your in luck tomorrow

[DarrenSV650S]

I'll wax my bum

[Holdup]

:smt119

I need to pop into my local cop shop monday

[DarrenSV650S]

:smt119

I need to pop into my local cop shop monday
Just deny it! They can't prove it! I cleaned it really thoroughly

[Holdup]

Nah to report Gavin

Actually it to get a specials application form

[Milky Bar Kid]

:smt119

I need to pop into my local cop shop monday


why??

[DarrenSV650S]

What do you wanna go do that for

[Holdup]

Because ive given it long hard thought and decided that i dont want to be in ICT, all im good at is repair, build side of things and i dont think ill go any where doing that, im no good at the programming and all that shiz and it bores me so im decided to do what i originaly wanted to do when i was younger

[DarrenSV650S]

I was on a computer animation course before I started my apprenticeship but like you I got really bored. Didn't want to sit in front of a computer all day.

Are you gonna try and become a policeman then?

[Holdup]

No a pilot...

Yes i was advised to sign up to the specials by nelson so i could get an idea of it all etc, ive read through the site, Shelly has also recommened to read through the police specials forum as well and ive decided to go for it, go to apply as it said on the site most forces do it online, but no Kent is stuck in the stone age and it has to be hand written...

[DarrenSV650S]

The police force isn't a good idea if you want to be a pilot

[Holdup]

It is! helichoppers brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[DarrenSV650S]

I learned my passion in the good old fashioned school of loverboys

[Milky Bar Kid]

WhaT??

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm in Queen mode

http://www.lyrics007.com/Queen%20Lyrics/Good%20Old%20Fashioned%20Lover%20Boy%20Lyrics.html

[DarrenSV650S]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihvdDU7pE

[Holdup]

begins with G ends with Y

MBK did you sign staright up or did you do anything else first?

[DarrenSV650S]

Tis indeed ghey but I don't care. It's brilliant music, nobody can deny that

[Holdup]

Well the weekend starts in 1 min, so you can let yourself go

[Milky Bar Kid]

i am teaching myself to like Metallica...

[Holdup]

Good night guys and gals x x x x

[DarrenSV650S]

Pish

[Milky Bar Kid]

night holdup!

[Shellywoozle]

Arggh town was rubbish .. like grab a grannie night, came home ealry but I am very drunk !!!! Arggh bad head in da morning

[Milky Bar Kid]

Eurgh, I am going to work...BOOHOO!! Not right on a Saturday morning!

[Shellywoozle]

Ha ha MBK at work .... I am still in bed :)

Go arrest the baddies chick

[Wideboy]

im going to go mess about on some crossers in a few mins, cant be arsed with concrete will do it tomorrow

[lily]

Evening all

I have strawberry cider!

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening all

I have strawberry cider!
Me too! Got another 4 bottles. Still can't find any toffee apple though

[lily]

girth has tried it said you can't drink more than 2 bottles.

ours are in the fridge chilling ready for when the curry is cooked

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeah the strawberry is sort of similar. It's a really nice taste but I couldn't drink it all night. I have kopparberg too

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm needing my bo peeps! Did a tonne of paperwork and other enquiries today so shattered tonight.

[Girth]

girth has tried it said you can't drink more than 2 bottles.

ours are in the fridge chilling ready for when the curry is cooked

That a bottle of that should be my cider :(

[lily]

That a bottle of that should be my cider :(

then you should have got your bum on your bike and come down then!

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm cleaning the stuff out of my belly button

[Shellywoozle]

I'm cleaning the stuff out of my belly button

You gonna eat it :smt087

[DarrenSV650S]

No!?


Do you want it?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I really need to go to bed but I am watching the end of X Fctor. I thought Danyl was soooo boring tonight...!

[Shellywoozle]

No!?


Do you want it?

Mmm let me think about that?

OMG the twins are singing Ghost Busters and it's AWFUL !!!!!!! ](*,)

[Milky Bar Kid]

OH M GOD!!! I hate them! I actually HATE them. Hate isn't actually a strong enough word!

[Shellywoozle]

OH M GOD!!! I hate them! I actually HATE them. Hate isn't actually a strong enough word!

Close line between love and hate ... you sure ya not confused :smt055

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am sure. I actually want to kill them. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I grit my teeth and everything!

[DarrenSV650S]

I don't watch that rubbish

[DarrenSV650S]

mmmmmmm pretzels and m&m's together is a good combo