View Full Version : The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:28 PM
Who wants to volunteer to hit me with a hammer so i sleep tonight?
Great change of direction MBK!!
I think with an offer like that there might be a queue lol
TheOnlyNemesis
05-02-10, 10:31 PM
Hope noone thinks I was sounding really shallow. I was explaining my attraction to the leather biker look!!! Just read that back and it didnt sound right - foot in mouth syndrom again.
Im the first one to admit Im carrying a few more pounds than I should be. Lost over half a stone already and got another half a stone to go ideally.
shallow in the mega thread, madness, relax, we don't judge
Who wants to volunteer to hit me with a hammer so i sleep tonight?
get as drunk as my mum, then you will sleep!
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:33 PM
Great change of direction MBK!!
I think with an offer like that there might be a queue lol
A queue?? Surely I am not that bad!! LOL! I thought you would all say "No, I couldn't bear to hrt you MBK!":smt009
Right
You all smell, i idislike you all especially that Amanda woman (she's a right annoyance)
So on that note goodbye
Im only joking, some of you may smell but i dont know that and Amanda isnt an annoyance
Night every one x x x x x
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:34 PM
get as drunk as my mum, then you will sleep!
LOL! But I am dayshift tomorrow so have to drive at 7 am - and not be hungover.
TheOnlyNemesis
05-02-10, 10:34 PM
night HU, why a hammer?
do we get a choice of instruments
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:35 PM
Just because I know a hammer will be effective in knocking me out...
MBK - my humour is dry and the opportunity to take the pee outta anyone is always too much of a temptation. The only hammer I would hit you with is a comedy inflatable.
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:38 PM
MBK - my humour is dry and the opportunity to take the pee outta anyone is always too much of a temptation. The only hammer I would hit you with is a comedy inflatable.
LOL! Amanda - I knew you were joking, I was joking too!
TheOnlyNemesis
05-02-10, 10:38 PM
i could tell u a story about my day that will knock u out
LOL! But I am dayshift tomorrow so have to drive at 7 am - and not be hungover.
my dad is here as she was only going for a meal with the people she works with and dad wanted somewhere to go (as 15 miles from where live).... she has just called ****ed of her face and said they are all going to a wine bar/ club! :roll::smt009
LOL! Amanda - I knew you were joking, I was joking too!
Gimme that freaking hammer ................
my dad is here as she was only going for a meal with the people she works with and dad wanted somewhere to go (as 15 miles from where live).... she has just called ****ed of her face and said they are all going to a wine bar/ club! :roll::smt009
The mature of today, tut tut, drunken louts the lot of them!
Milky Bar Kid
05-02-10, 10:41 PM
The mature of today, tut tut, drunken louts the lot of them!
you being the worst! lol
Hahaha - I haven't been drunk since New Years Eve!!!
The mature of today, tut tut, drunken louts the lot of them!
the thing is..... she is going to get the ****ed taken out of her for a few years for this from me, dad, drew, my sister ad her husband ;)
Lily how far away are you from me? about an hour?
bournemouth or derby? Yer bout hour and quarter to half
Derby? Gav's up with you right. Are you busy tomorrow lunchtime? Got a meet going in Coalville somewhere
yep he is.... we were looking at coming put we are going up to Manchester to collect drew's new bike, and i'm being told its not the most direct route..... and I think if i suggest a detour i will be slapped
Oh wicked! The Triumph, very exciting. Well Gav has my number if things change. We're not leaving till about 1pm so if you get things done and are on the way back maybe Drew can come and show off the wheels.
TheOnlyNemesis
05-02-10, 11:03 PM
huh, some1 is getting a triumph?
Film finished!! Bed calling ............ Night night all x
TheOnlyNemesis
05-02-10, 11:15 PM
that pizza was a bad idea. lol
feel sick now
that pizza was a bad idea. lol
feel sick now
Pizza hut or dominos?
TheOnlyNemesis
06-02-10, 01:27 AM
ddomino's, just woke up on my lounge floor wrapped in a duvet, how the hell did i get there?!?!?!?!?!?!?
TheOnlyNemesis
06-02-10, 01:42 AM
haha, yeah.
My mate left a note saying you fell alseep during the film so i left, thought you might get cold so threw cover over you, see ya 2moz.
What a ghey he is.
seen on facebook.... are you not at work?
TheOnlyNemesis
06-02-10, 11:32 AM
lots of thigns are breaking round you lately HU
gruntygiggles
06-02-10, 11:45 AM
Hello all. Housework day today and wondering what treat i can make for dinner.
Wonder if drew has the bike yet!
TheOnlyNemesis
06-02-10, 11:47 AM
you should make a massive cake for dinner :-)
Dave20046
06-02-10, 04:02 PM
you win :)
me if you like. whats up holdup?
Nothing now :) the bike lives :D
wooohooo, what was wrong?
Looks like it got wet at the point where ht lead and plug cap joins, never checked there before ](*,)
Off to boogie
Bye every one x
BernardBikerchick
06-02-10, 11:07 PM
this new org is weird don't like colours all black :(
vernnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaa:smt041
hindle8907
06-02-10, 11:11 PM
elo all
gruntygiggles
06-02-10, 11:39 PM
Verna AND Anna! Hey guys, long time and all that! x
hey GG I put in a msn request before but I dont think it went through :(
BernardBikerchick
06-02-10, 11:46 PM
hi all you girls ok ??
gruntygiggles
06-02-10, 11:48 PM
the only way i have of getting on the web at the moment is on my phone and if i put messenger on, i'll never have any battery, lol. How are you and filippe doing? Did yoy get the house situation sorted in te end? X
Milky Bar Kid
06-02-10, 11:50 PM
CHERYL! Get back to serving the pints WENCH! xx
BernardBikerchick
06-02-10, 11:52 PM
night
GG--- not yet but I think a genius friends has come up with a fantastic escape route for me, will tell you more when I have worked out details!
When are you guys coming to visit??
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 03:28 AM
Hu, buy dante's inferno.
It's amazing!!!!
its 5 am and i havent sleeeeeeept
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 05:17 AM
Same, just completed Inferno on medium XD took me 8 hours 45 mins
Alpinestarhero
07-02-10, 09:01 AM
mornign all
i can't be bothered with anything today
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
gruntygiggles
07-02-10, 11:12 AM
Morning all. We have 3 cars and 3 bikes, only 1 is working. Bad times.
Morning all. We have 3 cars and 3 bikes, only 1 is working. Bad times.
That takes dedication!
Milky Bar Kid
07-02-10, 11:43 AM
Morning all. We have 3 cars and 3 bikes, only 1 is working. Bad times.
Well, I have a bike, a car and laptop - and they all work..............
gruntygiggles
07-02-10, 12:03 PM
yeah, thanks for that nic, love you too.
Milky Bar Kid
07-02-10, 12:25 PM
yeah, thanks for that nic, love you too.
Yeah, I knows it! Knew that would cheer you up!! Anyway, 24 days.....!! YAAAAAAAAAY!
cup of tea please some one
milk one sugar
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 01:21 PM
lazy bugger, for that u get coffee, black with no sugar
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 02:22 PM
how's u today HU?
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 04:43 PM
Just chilling before my flat mate comes home so i can laugh at him when he tries to turn his xbox on as my super elite is fine :-)
Been trying to work out if my bikes misfiring or if its just the way the v twin is =/
Dave20046
07-02-10, 05:58 PM
Been trying to work out if my bikes misfiring or if its just the way the v twin is =/
The odd pop's nowt to worry about :)
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 06:32 PM
My bike now has a name, woo hoo!
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 06:34 PM
Leana
The odd pop's nowt to worry about :)
I know its always popped on over run about 4k rpm but even my Mum has noticed it sounds worse :confused::confused::confused:
I was listening to it idle earlier and it tick over all the sudden 3 sort of banging noise and all clear, and repeat.
I think it sounds ok tho, ive gotta pop to my sat work place tomorrow any way so ill ask the mechanic who used to work for a local suzuki dealer see what he reckons
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 07:35 PM
haha, everyone's bike name sounds normal compared to mine
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 07:39 PM
Well, I had Suzi from "SUZukI," but, "Leana" came to me as I was staring at the "Unleaded" sticker on the fuel tank, ha ha
She does have an "L" in her reg plate
Saddd
Mines called piece of crap at th mo
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 07:42 PM
Mine's blue so called it after a smurf...sorta
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 07:42 PM
James, don't get stroppy because yours is misfiring, your not alone with a bike that is unhappy... Leana is not running right either
Im not getting stroppy
Not even sure if its missing at the mo, just been looking at a K3 engine with 4000 odd miles on it on ebay as mine rattles and has been painted a horrible colour
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 07:51 PM
I just bought some new leathers from H.G. on E-bay. A* leathers, UK size 38, r.r.p. £699.99 and I got them for £200, woo hoo!
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 08:00 PM
Nice, what is it with A*. Everybody loves em.
when the day is dawning, on a texas sunday morning
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 08:05 PM
Well, I got 3 pairs of A* boots and they are comfy as fook, although one set has a whole in them and one I will be selling at the end of the year (hopefully)
Anyways, I wanted a nice 2 piece suit and on the HG e-bay page they had an Arlenn and Ness set and an A* set. The A&N's have huge amounts of stretch fabric around the crotch. I want leather there man! So, A* it was.
Plus, Haga wears that stuff, so, it has got to be good, ha ha
Cymraeg_Atodeg
07-02-10, 08:05 PM
when the day is dawning, on a texas sunday morning
Bugger off to Amerilo will you! ha ha
TheOnlyNemesis
07-02-10, 08:07 PM
I like Richa and am proud of it XD
I got arlness gloves me luffs them
I like Richa and am proud of it XD
Had any problems?
I always do
My mesh jacket all the material fell apart, my summer gloves got a hole in them after 6 months, my Torrent jacket the zip on the lining after 1 day! my new Torrent jacket has been good so far as have my vision gloves, just wish the visor wipe was better
cool name tony (sorry took a while)
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