The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Viney]

Today i am coming to you in Speccyvision. I now have to wear glasses for computer work n stuff! I have had to wear glasses for night driving for a while, and i got a new pair of them as well. £225 fs!!

I must admit that the screen isnt as blurry.

[lily]

oh what so youd get the pay started from june but payed to you this month?

even so its better than nothing :thumright:

I did my specials assessment last night, if i got any of the maths questions wrong i will hang my head in deep shame


No the pay rise is because of the extra work i took on in June 2009! But I was told no change back then, by the FD, I had to prove myself!

Role on to now and a member of the accounts team is leaving the one taking on the extra work has been given a pay rise before providing herself!

I raised this with my now boss who only started in December, who was appauled and has sorted it out within 2 weeks and got me this raise! :D

She then also went on to ask if it could be back dated by 12 months, however was told no it starts from now! But for not back dating it to 12 months ago she has told them they I still get my annual rise and review at the end of the financial year in november! :smt041


EDIT: HEY MBK! Birmingham new street lucky you!

[Milky Bar Kid]

What a clusterfook of a station that is btw!

[Drew Carey]

Yeah its a bit of a mess to get round. Too many sodding platforms.

[Tara]

Hey lily just realised it your birthday on Sunday and I guess you guys are gonna be away - hope you have a fantastic day huni x

[lily]

Nic: Crap station it is! When they have 2 other better ones in brum as well.

Many thanks T, not going till monday, but holiday starts tonight with shopping with my sister! :-D

[Tara]

Nic: Crap station it is! When they have 2 other better ones in brum as well.

Many thanks T, not going till monday, but holiday starts tonight with shopping with my sister! :-D
now that sounds good to me :D

[Drew Carey]

Why is waiting so annoying. :-( I want to know NOW!!!!

[lily]

Why is waiting so annoying. :-( I want to know NOW!!!!

:kiss:

[Viney]

Why is waiting so annoying. :-( I want to know NOW!!!!Hang on a minute, let me just finish what im doing and i'll tell you

[Tara]

been to M & S got a meal deal so that saves me doing any real cooking - you know you only save 4 quid on the meal deal now Tescos is the better deal normally

have a great weekend everyone and drew lily girth and WB have a great holiday Drew let us know when you hear from the job, Lily have a fab birthday

xx

[Drew Carey]

Hang on a minute, let me just finish what im doing and i'll tell you

You swine!!!!

[Wideboy]

afternoon all

been on hold 16 mins 54 secs..... how much longer

[lily]

Owen in our IT team yesterday was on hold for 3 hours! we all enjoyed the 60's, 70's and 80's music in the office! :-D

[Wideboy]

this isnt even proper music, its lift music :mad:

[Holdup]

Today i am coming to you in Speccyvision. I now have to wear glasses for computer work n stuff! I have had to wear glasses for night driving for a while, and i got a new pair of them as well. £225 fs!!

I must admit that the screen isnt as blurry.

I have to wear glasses for computer, tv, driving and riding now, mine didnt cost me that much though and i got a second pair free! more to the point i dont think ive paid my parents for them yet as at the time i didnt have £110

[DarrenSV650S]

What we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law

[Holdup]

douche bag

[DarrenSV650S]

Charly says always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

[Holdup]

ok

[Wideboy]

yep nope yes no yeah nah

[Holdup]

maybe

[DarrenSV650S]

That's what she said

[Wideboy]

she didnt!

[DarrenSV650S]

ah shuddupa ya face

[Wideboy]

wassa madda you? :smt102

godda no respect!!

[DarrenSV650S]

It's a not so bad. It's a nice a place

[Wideboy]

no

[Holdup]

:smt116

[DarrenSV650S]

You're no good for me. I don't need nobody

[Holdup]

stop braking things

[DarrenSV650S]

I'll break you in a minute

[Holdup]

:wink:

[DarrenSV650S]

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[Holdup]

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[Wideboy]

:confused:

[Holdup]

?

[Wideboy]

stop posting crappy music videos

[Holdup]

fin power cuts!

2 today

[DarrenSV650S]

What is it with english bikers. They never wave or nod or anything

[Holdup]

they do

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i'm english and i nod at every biker that is wearing proper gear

[Holdup]

who are you?

[DarrenSV650S]

Rode down and up the length of England and saw loads of bikers. Waved at them all, even when I was soaked/freezing/shivering/miserable and they just looked back at me like "wtf are you doing?"

[Fade]

I nod at every biker I see, I try on the motorway buy its a bit difficult :)

[Holdup]

nod then douche bag, 90% of the bikers i nod at nod back

and hello new person

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i node, and wave if i overtake, as i pass i'll waggle my clutch handd to show some respect

[Wideboy]

i do a little dance on the bike not nod

[Holdup]

i node, and wave if i overtake, as i pass i'll waggle my clutch handd to show some respect

You connection point them?

i do a little dance on the bike not nod

yea but your of the homosexual variety

[Wideboy]

you wish young james

just cos i oooze style and sexyness doesnt mean im a poo pusher

[Holdup]

:smt043

[DarrenSV650S]

I hate the post office. That and my parents. Lousy beatniks

[Wideboy]

dangnabit

[DarrenSV650S]

Right. Chillin time

I've got a wide selection of munchies, some innocent smoothie, some kopparberg cider, and all 8 series of red dwarf on dvd.

shhhoorrteeedd

[Wideboy]

i been supping ale since 4:45 this afternoon :thumbsup:

[Holdup]

and i have work in teh morning drinking will start tomorrow night

[Amanda]

OM freakin G..... I am so knackered, the house looks like poo and I've worked 10 days with no day off. Hoping to get a day off on Tuesday but might have to go in for the morning. Boooooo

[TheOnlyNemesis]

You connection point them?

huh, clarify

[DarrenSV650S]

i been supping ale since 4:45 this afternoon :thumbsup:
You must be supping slowly

[Wideboy]

and? i drink on work nights all the time, i turn up for work half cut all the time..... ****ed and using dangerous machinery, not to mentions driving

[DarrenSV650S]

Amanda what the hell is happening

[Wideboy]

OM freakin G..... I am so knackered, the house looks like poo and I've worked 10 days with no day off. Hoping to get a day off on Tuesday but might have to go in for the morning. Boooooo
but are you enjoying it?
You must be supping slowly
no i just have a **** load of beer :thumbsup:

[Amanda]

New job innit, love it but its starting to kick in the change from being domestic goddess to Managerial Magic.......

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh I've noticed we haven't been getting the full benefit of your blethering recently

[Wideboy]

yeah been peaceful init

[Amanda]

Yep, another night of only just sitting down and the brain is struggling to find things to say in all the threads done during the day.

[Amanda]

LIES,LIES ..... You miss my knowledgable, useful and insightful posting!!!

[Wideboy]

oh yeah speaking of which i wont be coming down tomorrow.... no time....... again :(

[DarrenSV650S]

LIES,LIES ..... You miss my knowledgable, useful and insightful posting!!!
You're right. Those are LIES

[Amanda]

oh yeah speaking of which i wont be coming down tomorrow.... no time....... again :(

Good, cos I got customers I need to focus on :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

aww now that's not nice now is it :(

[Holdup]

huh, clarify

a node

[Holdup]

oh that womans here

i see you ditch us, then just waltz in when you want

well no!

[Wideboy]

im watching that ashes to ashes.... i really dont forkin get it

[Amanda]

Hahaha, this place never changes

[Holdup]

im watching that ashes to ashes.... i really dont forkin get it

i watched it and i understand

and if i understand, surely any one can understand

i liked the song at the end of it

[DarrenSV650S]

i watched it and i understand

and if i understand, surely any one can understand
for you are a moron

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Youre-Awseome/1/Win-Retard_Prize.jpg

[Wideboy]

1st time I've ever watched it, i don't watch much telly.... in fact i rarely turn the thing on

[Holdup]

stfu?

[DarrenSV650S]

eh no

[Holdup]

eh yea?

[Wideboy]

how about you GTFO?

[DarrenSV650S]

eh? no? nipple

[Holdup]

how bout no

Im going for a shower and shave then probably bed

[DarrenSV650S]

A shower a **** and a shave. Then get your spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

[Wideboy]

how bout no

Im going for a shower and shave then probably bed

carefull there!! its going to be a few more weeks befre you have stubble again, are you sure this is a wise move?

[Holdup]

weeks!

Ill have stuble tomorrow morning!

Why is it that i can grow a beard quickly but not on my chin :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh have you got wandering beard syndrome too?

Mine is currently on my left knee

[DarrenSV650S]

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[widepants]

pillock

[Holdup]

g'day

[TheOnlyNemesis]

hey, i ****ing hate giving people a lift in the rain

[DarrenSV650S]

Do you like giving them a lift when it's dry?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i don't mind it

[DarrenSV650S]

On the bike?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

yes

[DarrenSV650S]

I've never taken anyone pillion. Been pillion and don't really like it. Don't like not being in control

[TheOnlyNemesis]

lol, same as long as you ride different for the added weight and shift of centre of gravity it not bad

[Sally]

Hey all!

Anyone going about?

Am seriously bored haha

8 pack of tennants and a pack of fags... Sorted :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Me too. I'm on cider and watchin red dwarf