The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Quedos]

I saw that yesterday, maybe next time they'll keep their backwards views to themselves..
I hate yobs, if you don't agree with it, keep it to yourself


But I still aint dressing up, and anyone that comes near me with a set of curling tongues and 12 denier tights will get a

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Stuff%20for%20posting/whoop-ass.jpg

opened on em..

;)


i'm sure a little red X ain't going to make any difference:razz:

[Quedos]

I need to buy a dress.

why and where from
get a Viven of Holloway dress they are mint

[Milky Bar Kid]

Got a wedding on the 24th - which I really don't want to go too, but I need to.

[Alpinestarhero]

I saw that yesterday, maybe next time they'll keep their backwards views to themselves..
I hate yobs, if you don't agree with it, keep it to yourself


But I still aint dressing up, and anyone that comes near me with a set of curling tongues and 12 denier tights will get a

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j11/Stretchie_/Stuff%20for%20posting/whoop-ass.jpg

opened on em..

;)

can i get that on toast with some grated cheese on top and a mug of tea?

afternoon everyone, been let down today.

[Von Teese]

Well you lot, behave, Im off to work for 10 hours + now
Hmmm Stretchie seems to be proving the 'in denial' type, those comfortable with their male sexuality usually jump at the chance of getting some t*ts and a bit of lippie on....

I think I will be bringing my handcuffs and a few Emergency Response Belts to 'gain control' of the situation, Im sure there are enough of us to hold him down ;)

Oh and....see this:

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/muscle-woman.jpg


and YOU are worried you might look a bit 'too muscley'!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well you lot, behave, Im off to work for 10 hours + now
Hmmm Stretchie seems to be proving the 'in denial' type, those comfortable with their male sexuality usually jump at the chance of getting some t*ts and a bit of lippie on....

I think I will be bringing my handcuffs and a few Emergency Response Belts to 'gain control' of the situation, Im sure there are enough of us to hold him down ;)

Oh and....see this:

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/muscle-woman.jpg


and YOU are worried you might look a bit 'too muscley'!!!!




:nomore:

[Kate Moss]

:pukel:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Mistress, you are banned.















Please don't hit me.......

[Alpinestarhero]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/muscle-woman.jpg






hey, you've gone blonde. You where much better looking with brunette hair.

[Wideboy]

Lunch time and everyones gone :(

[Alpinestarhero]

oh no they havnt

:smt038

[Wideboy]

Alright anyone worth talking to then

[Alpinestarhero]

up yours wideload

:tiesto:

[Wideboy]

come on now thats not nice is it

[Alpinestarhero]

hey, listen, i aint a nice person

im meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

:geek:

[Wideboy]

looking for hot gay guys in ur area?

[_Stretchie_]

looking for hot gay guys in ur area?


Hello :thumbsup:

[Alpinestarhero]

Hello :thumbsup:

MINE!!!

but i am his pimp daddio

[Wideboy]

I have to get back to qork in a min, this wooden crap wont make its self

[Wideboy]

back to work :(

[Alpinestarhero]

hahhahahahahahahaha

woodenn crap

naaa your work is good gaviniho

[sarah]

i dunno if this link has been posted elsewhere, but thought i'd stick it here in case anyone is interested
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8292617.stm

[Quedos]

i'm stuffed i need a sleep!

[Kate Moss]

i dunno if this link has been posted elsewhere, but thought i'd stick it here in case anyone is interested
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8292617.stm

It's horrible to see it in black and white isn't it.

[Rai86]

i'm stuffed i need a sleep!

+ 1 Wednesday is roast day in the canteen Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm beef and pork :smt106

[Quedos]

i dunno if this link has been posted elsewhere, but thought i'd stick it here in case anyone is interested
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8292617.stm

It's horrible to see it in black and white isn't it.

its not nice seems final. we were all talking about bananaman and lunchtime and it set me off again - i've a rudolph nose to match the lipstick:help:

[dhustonedave]

From the BBC Website not sure if you have seen it yet

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8292617.stm

[Kate Moss]

ok i officially feel sick. 2pm is Grandads inquest.:smt089

[suzsv650]

Was he not out on a ride with his mates..?

[Wideboy]

Oh dear :(


was going to post something else then but wont now

[Quedos]

ok i officially feel sick. 2pm is Grandads inquest.:smt089


http://bg.webkinzworldnews.com/cat/hugs/hugs-penguin-webkinz.gif

[gruntygiggles]

ok i officially feel sick. 2pm is Grandads inquest.:smt089


Sending love chick xxx:grouphug:

[Rai86]

ok i officially feel sick. 2pm is Grandads inquest.:smt089
:grouphug: xxx

[Kate Moss]

:grouphug: xxx


My stomach is churning :( you on email?

[lily]

awwww i'm all :confused:

[lily]

Was he not out on a ride with his mates..?

how does that matter?

[suzsv650]

how does that matter?

Dyfed-Powys Police are appealing for witnesses to contact the force

?

[lily]

they will be wanting i suppose 'unbiased' witnesses

[Kate Moss]

awwww i'm all :confused:


we should start a :confused: club!

[lily]

we should start a :confused: club!

but we would get all :confused: decideing who should run a meeting ;)

[Luckypants]

Police always appeal for witnesses in collisions. Standard practice I believe.

[Rai86]

My stomach is churning :( you on email?

:-( ....youve prob guessed...but yes on email :D

[RichT]

I'm here I'm here... chin up Kate

[Kate Moss]

I'm here I'm here... chin up Kate


Hiya Mr T. how are you and my girlfriend?!

[Kate Moss]

but we would get all :confused: decideing who should run a meeting ;)

yep, but it would funny!

[RichT]

We're doing good thanks - although the farting is starting to get annoying... :D

[Spiderman]

Guys this link was posted yesterday in the Megathread so i'm gonna merge this thread with that so its all in the same place :)

[Wideboy]

get back to work

[Kate Moss]

lots to do + no motivation = :confused:

[Wideboy]

doesnt confuse me, i know im lazy. cant wait to get home :(

[RichT]

:confused: + :rolleyes: = :smt079 + ;) = :D

Or you could prank Phil....

[Kate Moss]

:confused: + :rolleyes: = :smt079 + ;) = :D

Or you could prank Phil....


oooh i like it!

[Wideboy]

You day time lot aint half clicky

[Kate Moss]

You day time lot aint half clicky


who said that! heheh :smt058

[Milky Bar Kid]

eeeeeeeeeeurgh...fell asleep and now i feel worse! I can't wait for 9pm tonight so i can go to bed properly

[Kate Moss]

eeeeeeeeeeurgh...fell asleep and now i feel worse! I can't wait for 9pm tonight so i can go to bed properly

wondered where you had drifted off too :(

Want me to steel some sleepy tea from work?!

[Quedos]

wot is sleepy tea?

though that was wine! or baileys in my case

[Kate Moss]

Sleepy tea is something we give the clients here who are detoxing from drugs and alcohol. Not saying MBK is detoxing but it is used to help them sleep! Not sure what is in it - valium probably! lol

[Milky Bar Kid]

wondered where you had drifted off too :(

Want me to steel some sleepy tea from work?!


Yes please! Can I lots of it?!?!

[RichT]

Clickity Click click - click clock click....

WB - what's going on with your bike?

I like tea - goes really well with biscuits.

[Milky Bar Kid]

All these talks of cliques......


WIDEPANTS , you are in mine so stop yer moaning!

[Wideboy]

:O but thats stealing, and im meant to be the petty criminal

[Milky Bar Kid]

:O but thats stealing, and im meant to be the petty criminal

Don't make me arrest your petty criminal ass again///

[RichT]

Do it, do it - WB loves the cuffs & stuff.... apparently

[Wideboy]

tut i cant keep up with posting on thins

bike is in bits sprwad across garage, not touched it on 3 weeks and cant be bothered, was going to do it last weekend but due to circumstances i didnt want to :(

[Alpinestarhero]

All these talks of cliques......


WIDEPANTS , you are in mine so stop yer moaning!

dats MY hoe

[Quedos]

i want some sleepy tea

if fact i want some milk so i can have some tea!

[Alpinestarhero]

i want some sleepy tea

chloroform?

[Quedos]

chloroform?

thats fine just not rohypnol thats too strong
give me a pain in the butt!

[Alpinestarhero]

Excellant. Now, do you want it:

Reagent grade

Analytical grade

Anhydrous

[Quedos]

Excellant. Now, do you want it:

Reagent grade

Analytical grade

Anhydrous

okay my turn

:confused::confused:

[Milky Bar Kid]

I would settle for a hammer over the back of the noggin...

[Tara]

well that was an eventful day :(

[lily]

well that was an eventful day :(

just seen.... I noticed you hadn't posted.... but least everything is ok apart from the ankle! x

[Tara]

thank goodness i hit the deck both ankles went luckily my hands went out and i was able to stop before the bump hit the deck but i have been to hospital th emid wife sent me via ambulance which was entertaining for me and everyone else in the docs but thank god baby is OK

[lily]

thank goodness i hit the deck both ankles went luckily my hands went out and i was able to stop before the bump hit the deck but i have been to hospital th emid wife sent me via ambulance which was entertaining for me and everyone else in the docs but thank god baby is OK

OMG Tara.... that is worse than I thought, and read on facebook

[_Stretchie_]

Oh Tara, only noticed from the posts above but glad all is well

[Tara]

Thanks guys its been a worry falc must've got to me in record time

[fizzwheel]

Glad everything is OK T. Take care of yourself and baby Hoops

[Drew Carey]

Tara, glad everything is ok with both of you. X

[Kate Moss]

ok i have really missed something here. T what happened? xx

[Quedos]

also as you and bump are fine. my mum fell down a set of steps when she was at the same stage as you she was fine but the baby girl i think hasn't been right for years now:jocolor:

[gruntygiggles]

Tara.......you poor thing. I just looged on for a quick catch up and I'm so glad that you are ok, but my god, what a thing to have to go through.

Rest up chick and look after yourself and bumpy hoops xxx

[Quedos]

ok i have really missed something here. T what happened? xx


glad you said that i didn't want to ask:smt017

[gruntygiggles]

also as you and bump are fine. my mum fell down a set of steps when she was at the same stage as you she was fine but the baby girl i think hasn't been right for years now:jocolor:

Oh

Dear

God

you are funny!

[Quedos]

Oh

Dear

God

you are funny!

its agreat excuse for being complete ditzy at times:smt038:thumright:

[Alpinestarhero]

okay my turn

:confused::confused:

:smt081

Tara, be carefullllllll

glad you and baby are alright though

[Tara]

i'm OK thanks everyone and i am sat in bed with the laptop. and falc is looking after me

i stepped out the front door and my right ankle gave way as i went to step down then my left ankle went and i hit the deck with my hands and knees. managed to get up and across to the docs for the appointment and th emidwife took my blood pressure and felt for the baby but my blood pressure wouldn't lower it was sky high

so i called wayne - she in the meantime called an ambulance and i got wizzed off to hospital were they monitored me for a bit and did some tests all is OK but the adrenaline must of worn off now as my left ankle is killing me


so todays panic is over for now :D

quedos you make me laugh huni

[Quedos]

quedos you make me laugh huni

glad to be of service ma'am!

A*H :smt016

[Alpinestarhero]

right

next topic

cup of tea?

[Quedos]

you bring the milk i'll make the tea and bring the biccies - how does that sound

[Alpinestarhero]

sounds great.

But what biscuits? Im an oreo fan

http://shefit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/oreos.jpg

[Kate Moss]

mmm tea and biscuits - be right back!

[Milky Bar Kid]

sounds great.

But what biscuits? Im an oreo fan

http://shefit.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/oreos.jpg

Pah, toffeepops are better.....

I still have a huge cheesy grin on my face!!

[Alpinestarhero]

what is a "toffeepop"

sounds horrible

:p

MBK, aint riding bikes great?

I was riding mine y'day in the pouring rain. Got "warned" twice on the exit of two roundabouts regarding the perils of giving a little bit of throttle when its stinkin' wet

i hate my Bt021's

[Milky Bar Kid]

OMG! You have never livwed until you have had a toffee pop! They are immense biscuits with a layer of chewy caramel and lovely chocolate!

Yeah, it has certainly cheered me up a bit today. AND!!!!! Back to full duties tomorrow! So excited! Haven't been this excited about work since I was just fresh outta my training wrapper!

[Quedos]

this is a toffypop and they are great!!
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/media/toffypop.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ax3hTBVLjFk/ScOMEt1mtnI/AAAAAAAAABI/uSjIE3hXWQc/s320/tofeepops.gif

nice dipped into a cup of tea.
i'll buy some tonight and bring into tomorrow - i'm off to dance classes so catch you later;)

[RichT]

Ahhh Toffee Pop's now we're talking.

[Alpinestarhero]

holy carp salmonman

that there is hardcore biscuit porn

[Milky Bar Kid]

I think you all smell of.....erm............cheese.


That is all.