The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Wideboy]

In 1942 i invented the shoe

[Quedos]

i need vodka to keep up with you lot!!
I had ceiling tiles and cheese triangle with straw, cherries and grapes!

I've had my first session with my Personal trainer yesterday - me think that this is going to be fun!!

[lily]

I've had my first session with my Personal trainer yesterday - me think that this is going to be fun!!

is he fit?

[Viney]

I had Sausage roll n chips and a bottle of full fat coca cola..yeah baby!

GG, i dont agree, but then im a cantacerous (sp?) old git :lol:

[Quedos]

is he fit?

he's a she - and she teaching me to box - got my own gloves and everything all i need is a bag!


GG, i dont agree, but then im a cantacerous (sp?) old git :lol:

surely not V - you cantacerous :rolleyes:

I can see where GG coming from by not advising. I took a chance advising the local forces but I knew that they were doing operations that weekend.
The AR is bigger and I'm with GG on this - the petrols stations are a good idea ( i didn't think of this)
Just wish I was going

[Tara]

F'in hell the car started for Wayne so out i go with my keys and it starts for me too :rolleyes:

[Tara]

I just don't believe it dead as a dodo when i wanted to go shopping Hmmm sabortage i reckon :lol:

[Viney]

Fair enough. Q and GG. Im not going to be doing the rideout anyway. If all 190 bikes or there abouts make the journey, that jaust too many, whey too many.

T, you just knew that would happen

[Tara]

i guess it means i get to keep my money for my handbag fund for now

[Viney]

i guess it means i get to keep my money for my handbag fund for nowYou mean it still hasnt turned up. Bloody Selfiridges!! Must have bounced on the company credit card :( Hmphhh

[lily]

he's a she - and she teaching me to box - got my own gloves and everything all i need is a bag!


I can see where GG coming from by not advising. I took a chance advising the local forces but I knew that they were doing operations that weekend.
The AR is bigger and I'm with GG on this - the petrols stations are a good idea ( i didn't think of this)
Just wish I was going

that's pants about being a she! I'm booked in for a programme to be sorted for me on thursday and thats with a female.

You are going! I'm not taking you for you coach back and your staying with me! :p

T- that's poo about the car

[Tara]

its totally rubbish falc wasn't happy but i swear to god it wouldn't start for me at all

[Quedos]

T - typical cars is all I'll say - mine used to do that with my dad, its so annoying!
L - i like her being a she. She my biking bud and she's a mean black belt and instructor. she 's needs to get fitter again after he op so I said i would help her. so i'm boxing and speed skipping.
I think the females are tough than the men.

[anna]

Thanks for the earlier suggestions, I have pretty much tried everything, and the painkillers I have dont touch it.

I had to go back to bed and try to sleep for a while. Now the dreaded lunch :(

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Mornin all

[Jayneflakes]

Mornin all

Mid afternoon actually. How are you student boy?

I am bored and want to go for a ride, but it is peeing down! You up for it? #-o

[TheOnlyNemesis]

blue skies up here, head on up, i'll hop in the shower to get rid of that student smell

[Jayneflakes]

Have you not seen the weather warning (http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/sw/sw_forecast_warnings.html?day=1) for this afternoon? Still not dry from the last one! :smt003

[TheOnlyNemesis]

think of all the fun we can have in that XD

oh and i can't afford petrol till thursday 29th also stops me as i need to get paid

[Jayneflakes]

I will pop over at some point because I am going to be over your way for my new job. I have a meeting with them at some point about my CRB. :D

[TheOnlyNemesis]

those checks are fun, my mum had to get one. But what about that criminal record you hold XD

[Jayneflakes]

Moi, a criminal? I hardly think so. The most illegal thing I have ever done was to ride my BMX through a park when I was a teenager, oh and all of them murders!

[TheOnlyNemesis]

haha, i thought you got away with the murders i was on about the BMX riding, ya hooligan

[Scoobs]

Right. Do you think it will be career limiting if I tell a couple of directors they are a pair of stupid f***ing c**ts, and to píss off and leave me the f*** alone? I'm also thinking of punching them. Probably twice. Do you think this is OTT?

rant over

[Viney]

Na, should be fine mate. Go for it..oh and video it and Youtube it

[TheOnlyNemesis]

a little OTT me thinks

[Scoobs]

Happy slap yeah?

[lily]

Right. Do you think it will be career limiting if I tell a couple of directors they are a pair of stupid f***ing c**ts, and to píss off and leave me the f*** alone? I'm also thinking of punching them. Probably twice. Do you think this is OTT?

rant over

unfortunatly yes...... however when the directors annoy me I play this game!

http://www.boredgames.co.uk/17whckboss.html

[Scoobs]

a little OTT me thinks

But they're f***ing idiots.

[TheOnlyNemesis]

But they're f***ing idiots.

ofc they are that's why they are directors so they don'tt have to do owt

[Scoobs]

unfortunatly yes...... however when the directors annoy me I play this game!

http://www.boredgames.co.uk/17whckboss.html

Cheers Lily :thumbsup:

[lily]

does it get pass your firewall?

The IT manager sent me that, it's great fun

[Scoobs]

Surrounded by incompetence. I'm going to bite my tongue and ignore them. That'll show them. :)

[Scoobs]

does it get pass your firewall?

The IT manager sent me that, it's great fun

It doesn't but I know the game you mean. The one where you whack your boss with various office implements right?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution \m/

[lily]

that would be the one

[Scoobs]

Rock and Roll ain't noise pollution \m/

Random.

Rock and roll ain't gonna die.

[Milky Bar Kid]

"Well just talk about your future, forget about the past, it'll always be with is, it's never gonna die,it's never gonna die....ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION..."

[Lozzo]

Oh dear

[Scoobs]

Oh dear

Spoil sport.

[TheOnlyNemesis]

"Well just talk about your future, forget about the past, it'll always be with is, it's never gonna die,it's never gonna die....ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION..."

:smt035:smt035:smt035:smt035:smt035

[Milky Bar Kid]

ANGUS!!!ANGUS!!!ANGUS!!!

Cannae beat a little bit of AC/DC

[TheOnlyNemesis]

ANGUS!!!ANGUS!!!ANGUS!!!

Cannae beat a little bit of AC/DC


indeed you can't.

nice lie in?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hardly a lie in, 5 n half hours sleep!

[Holdup]

toot toot

[TheOnlyNemesis]

nice avi james

[Holdup]

:thumright:

ta

[andrewsmith]

quality avi james!

I wished i hadn't started to look at what the bike needs doing to it over the winter :-( damm complusive fiddling

[Holdup]

Ta

God i could tinker with my bike all day :D

But ive lost intrest in it and want a new one to tinker with instead :p

What needs doing to yours?

[Girth]

Whos the homo in your avatar holdup?

[Holdup]

I dont see you in it

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i need to remap my bike but i can't do it and it costs loads

[Girth]

I dont see you in it


Thats obviously why I asked.

[Holdup]

i need to remap my bike but i can't do it and it costs loads

Why?

Thats obviously why I asked.

Oh is it cus your not there and you want to be there?

[TheOnlyNemesis]

Why?

it running rich

[Holdup]

its should be running 33bhp

[andrewsmith]

Ta

God i could tinker with my bike all day :D

But ive lost intrest in it and want a new one to tinker with instead :p

What needs doing to yours?

tis a winter project
- fender extender which i aint got round to fitting
- new fork internals and seals for good measure
- rear shock replaced as i aint fancying a rerun of saturdays take off
- new air filter which aint a major hurry as i'm fancying a BMC unit
- Coolant drop out
- and braided lines at some point

[TheOnlyNemesis]

it running normal hp but exhaust smells extremely petrolly

[andrewsmith]

allow the tank to drop right into the reserve and refill the tank mine does it from time to time when it starts drinking the rich stuff

[TheOnlyNemesis]

i ride it till the light flashes

[andrewsmith]

see what happens on the next fill mate

[Viney]

Morning Organs

[gruntygiggles]

Morning V - I'm off out for the day in a bit to catch up with some people I love to bits and give them squiggly, squishy huggles and cuddles...

So I'll pass them out on here too {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs of the squiggly, squishy variety}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

[Viney]

In a Hill St Blues type way

"Lets be careful out there"

[gruntygiggles]

Haha, where did that come from V? :-)

[Viney]

Hill street blues!

[lily]

morning

Cheryl have a good day :-D

[Quedos]

Morning All

Vman, Q hugs to you:smt058:kiss:

GG - strength and positive vibes beig sent your way to go and have a 'most excellent' day!:smt057:smt049

L - 9 days and counting - me thinks that Grace is getting excited.:smt026 I've been downloading crappy music the journey down. Looking at face masks digging out my most girlie PJ's and wondering if i can get away with bring my gloves so i can keep up my boxing practice!!:smt062

[lily]

bring my gloves so i can keep up my boxing practice!!:smt062

:shock::smt100

[Quedos]

Morning All

if i can get away with bring my gloves so i can keep up my boxing practice!!:smt062

:shock::smt100

its okay I don't hit anyone - not unless they have pads on their hands.
otherwise I'm shadow boxing and looking like a complet idiot ( well more than normal)
you all can have a go - get the frustrations out

[lily]

you all can have a go - get the frustrations out

I have drew for that! :p

[gruntygiggles]

Haha, Grace is mega excited from the wat she was talking yesterday...lol. She's like a kid in a sweet shop, hope I can get there for the day...in fact, I'll make sure I can at some point...I hope, may depend on a certain someone else ;-)

Lily - I'm going to have fun that's for sure....watching Ruby Roo have her first pony riding lesson.....they'll need ratcht straps to keep her on...lol

Got to run now, love you all and yes V.....you get your own Huggle ;-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh holy hell, what a night I had!!

[Viney]

Got to run now, love you all and yes V.....you get your own Huggle ;-)Woohoo

Hey Q xx
Hey Lily xx
Hey MBK xx

[Tara]

morning - today I am wondering how long it will be before my boss decides i can work a four day week - I am thinking in about 6 weeks the day i go back to work

also i want to scream my head off

that is all

[Drew Carey]

Good morning to my wonderful wife. XXX


L - 9 days and counting - me thinks that Grace is getting excited.:smt026 I've been downloading crappy music the journey down. Looking at face masks digging out my most girlie PJ's and wondering if i can get away with bring my gloves so i can keep up my boxing practice!!:smt062

Ooooooooooo face masks!!! lol. I need to keep my youthfull complextion!!! :D

Cheryl - Have a lovely day and pass on my best to them.

Viney - Good morning squire. Lunch?

MBK - Good morning.

T - Good morning. Scream as loud as you want to.

And to anyone else who posts soon.....good morning to you too!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hmm, I think I may go to bed now....

[Viney]

morning - today I am wondering how long it will be before my boss decides i can work a four day week - I am thinking in about 6 weeks the day i go back to work

also i want to scream my head off

that is allT, Scream girl scream You wil.l feel better. Work is over rated anyway. You should really look into the Virtual PA idea.


Viney - Good morning squire. Lunch?Text on its way fella

Hmm, I think I may go to bed now....A bit forward i know, but can i join you? :lol:

[Quedos]

I'm nosy - what happened MBK? - i'm missing my usual updates seeing as the Sgt gone on holiday and abandoned me!:(

Drew - i'll have one especially for you but you have to join in with the PJ party and pillow fights! - you can be popcorn maker!!

GG- i hope you can get there I'll bring stuff for you!!

T - scream and rant away my dear - thats what we are here for:smt014

[independentphoto]

it running normal hp but exhaust smells extremely petrolly

You checked/ had checked the throttle bodies are in balance. It might be just one cylinder and a very quick & cheap fix. Don't think you should need remapping.

HTH

[Viney]

Humphhhhhh. My HID kit packed up yesterday on the bike, and the company from which i purchased said kit is on holiday until the 2nd august (Must be a one man band type thing). Looks like its going to be standard bulbs for the AR :(

[Drew Carey]

Humphhhhhh. My HID kit packed up yesterday on the bike, and the company from which i purchased said kit is on holiday until the 2nd august (Must be a one man band type thing). Looks like its going to be standard bulbs for the AR :(

I'm just glad your coming now!!!! Not letting you back out!!!!

[Tara]

T, Scream girl scream You wil.l feel better. Work is over rated anyway. You should really look into the Virtual PA idea.



yer i know I will do when i am in a work frame of mind

[Quedos]

You checked/ had checked the throttle bodies are in balance. It might be just one cylinder and a very quick & cheap fix. Don't think you should need remapping.

HTH

okay who let him in!! he was slagging this thread off the other day!!

[lily]

dunno, but who also gave drew the memo he could stop working!

T whats wrong.... how did the meeting go?

[Quedos]

see these men of ours L

yup T how did it go?

[Tara]

hey all

it went OK but i am no further off knowing what is happening i was told i could get made redundant (which would be the best solution) and i handed my flexible working application in for me to work a four day week but nothing is set in stone so i guess i wait and see.

men are alright its mother in laws that need reigning in and slapping at the min oh and mothers too (me excluded)

[anna]

Morning ans yet another day of tooth pain to follow :(

[lily]

hey all

it went OK but i am no further off knowing what is happening i was told i could get made redundant (which would be the best solution) and i handed my flexible working application in for me to work a four day week but nothing is set in stone so i guess i wait and see.

men are alright its mother in laws that need reigning in and slapping at the min oh and mothers too (me excluded)

have they offer vol redundancy?

[Viney]

dunno, but who also gave drew the memo he could stop working!

T whats wrong.... how did the meeting go? We have done a fine job of converting him to a londoner. He had for lunch a Tall, Wet, Skinny ChocaMocalattechino with almond syrup and an Aqua Pannini with a dressed side salad and he ordered all that as it it was one word. Im like a proud dad! :lol:

Thanks DC for lunch mate.

[Drew Carey]

DOn't thank me, thank the company.....I will be claiming it back!!!! :D

[Tara]

have they offer vol redundancy?
not yet no but i reckon they will i told him i have no intention of leaving

[lily]

not yet no but i reckon they will i told him i have no intention of leaving

So they are still sailing close to the wind then?! :rolleyes:

I'm could swing for my manager, just rang my phone while at lunch (let me voicemail pick it up) Listened to the message.

"lindsey where are you, give me a call back on my mobile!"

even when she is out of the office I can't escape!

[Tara]

So they are still sailing close to the wind then?! :rolleyes:

I'm could swing for my manager, just rang my phone while at lunch (let me voicemail pick it up) Listened to the message.

"lindsey where are you, give me a call back on my mobile!"

even when she is out of the office I can't escape!

Exactly!

that i just like my manager too

[Quedos]

[QUOTE=Viney;2324912] Tall, Wet, Skinny ChocaMocalattechino with almond syrup and an Aqua Pannini [QUOTE]

okay WTF
for those of us 400 miles away for the other dimension!

[lily]

TALL= large drink
WET= more milk less foam
SKINNY= skimed milk
CHOCAMOCALATTECHINO= is the drink (what i get from that is a mocha latte with a shot of almond syrup.

:-D

[Quedos]

Thanks L - forgot to say - didn't get ant Krispy kreme when i was down - see that OH of mine!! he owes me
it was the wet that threw me!
so will drew be serving these up at the weekend then!!

though - aqua pannini - sounds like soggy salty bread to me

[Viney]

I was being over the top because thats how silly it sounds when someone orders.

But Lily is right with everything...as always. As for Aqua Panini, no such thing, a Panini yes, Aqua variety No.

[lily]

I was being over the top because thats how silly it sounds when someone orders.

But Lily is right with everything...as always. As for Aqua Panini, no such thing, a Panini yes, Aqua variety No.

ut O..... that sounds like drew has been talking :confused: :-P

[Viney]

No it was a compliment, not a dig. Women are always right..FACT!