The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Wideboy]

pppffffttttt, that does not work.

there is only 2 place's a man will not look for sweets

1. in the freezer.
2. in the laundry cupboard.

now keep it quiet..... someone might be listening.

bull****...... i always goes into the freezer looking for ready meals to save hassle with cooking

oh and im home :p

[Bibio]

well done widey.... now drew wont find lily's sweets......

traitor....

[Wideboy]

oh **** :mad:....... anyway they don't have any its me that goes out and buys them

[Shellywoozle]

helloooooooooooooooooooo

[Bibio]

ppppfffttt thats what they tell you.... bet drew has a big stash of them somewhere, the emergency stash.

[Bibio]

wooohooo, tiz wooble woozle.

hows you this fine evening, you gorgeous woman you?

[Shellywoozle]

I am pretty damn good fankoo hun :) all hot just fresh out the bath ;-)

[Bibio]

noooo mooooore... thats getting me exited, i'm not allowed to get exited.... ooops to late.

[Shellywoozle]

noooo mooooore... thats getting me exited, i'm not allowed to get exited.... ooops to late.

Your excitement was short lived :rolleyes: ha ha ha

[Wideboy]

howdo

[Bibio]

thats me ... short. but i have 3 legs and after the first draining i goes for hours and hours.

[Shellywoozle]

thats me ... short. but i have 3 legs and after the first draining i goes for hours and hours.

want my address?

[Bibio]

oooohhh nooo ... tiz wideushomopantiousboy

[Wideboy]

oh no it isn't!

there's that guest again

[Bibio]

sooooo tempting, you have handcuffs and everything... i would be a well naughty boy

[Dave20046]

:mrgreen:

[Shellywoozle]

sooooo tempting, you have handcuffs and everything... i would be a well naughty boy


lol handcuffs ok but could you cope with my cs gas :smt022

[Wideboy]

oh your one of those kinky sods!!

nuts to phoning premium rate line we got it all here!!

[Bibio]

ppppffft i laugh in the face of cs gas and pepper spray. i chop onions i'll have you know.

besides we could play, chase me in the dark....

[Shellywoozle]

oh your one of those kinky sods!!

nuts to phoning premium rate line we got it all here!!
rofl - you are too young for me, mind if you had a mate same age then your combined age would equate to mine ha ha ha ;)

[Wideboy]

ppppffft i laugh in the face of cs gas and pepper spray. i chop onions i'll have you know.

besides we could play, chase me in the dark....

you'd be hard to find in the with the lights on you short **** ;)

rofl - you are too young for me, mind if you had a mate same age then your combined age would equate to mine ha ha ha ;)

lol i think thats a compliment... i'll take it anyway

[Bibio]

pmsl.... i'll have to do at 42.

ever seen the duracel bunny. well thats me that is.

[Bibio]

there are benefits to being this short. specially in a crowd

[Wideboy]

being tall is brilliant, when i had my front teeth knocked out i looked like i right rapscallion

[Shellywoozle]

there are benefits to being this short. specially in a crowd

ha ha ha I like ;)

or is it just my dirty mind !

[Bibio]

nope. tiz not your dirty mind. tiz mine.

ooopppsss sorry love, as he gets a face full of jubblyness

[Wideboy]

or you could just grab

[Shellywoozle]

nope. tiz not your dirty mind. tiz mine.

ooopppsss sorry love, as he gets a face full of jubblyness


Ha ha ha .... I was thinking a face full of summat else :) but hey as you said my mind ain't dirty and this is a U-Rated forum ..... must go and clean my mind.

[Wideboy]

tut tut

[Bibio]

i have.

but the best is pulling my manhood out and sticking it in their hand then crying.

[dizzyblonde]

first time I come into here for ages and its diiiiiirrttty!

[Shellywoozle]

Right I am off for some tea, i shall let you boys play with each other now ;) xxx

Sorry Dizzy I am feeling devilish ;) but I will go and calm down ...... just need feeding

[Bibio]

that'll be me then. soz dizzy

[Wideboy]

first time I come into here for ages and its diiiiiirrttty!

i know, i cant do dirty talk either :(

[dizzyblonde]

Its just the hot mouthful of tea I swallowed reading Bibios post, went down the wrong hole!

[Bibio]

must resist comments. be nice

poor dizzy. are you ok?

[Wideboy]

i think you have some issues bibio

[Bibio]

rofl, you have just realised that.

most of my friends knew this years ago.

i can be nice though, honest gov.

[Wideboy]

issues

[lily]

I'm back from shopping and we now have food!

[Wideboy]

great what you making me for tea then

[lily]

Pizza, chips, onion rings and colesaw

[Wideboy]

i'll stay here then....... :why:

[Holdup]

Hahaha

I was walking home when i happened to walk across 3 chavs which i see all staring at me, so i continued walking looked at them back and i happen to notice that all of them watched me walk past especially one who turned his whole body to watch me walk past, i looked left at the park and could also see them slightly and as i continued walking all the sudden they started saying "what you looking at" im sure they each said it so i just laughed and continued walking they must of been about 13 and each had high voices, theres my amusement for the day :D

[Shellywoozle]

has the smut stopped? all too much for the Woozle

[lily]

i'll stay here then....... :why:

got me a whole sea bass for one day and meatballs for another

[Wideboy]

i ahd bread and dripping :smt086

[lily]

lier


ello guest

[Wideboy]

me no lie :smt086

yeah there's that guest again

[Holdup]

Oh noes

[DarrenSV650S]

Hahaha

I was walking home when i happened to walk across 3 chavs which i see all staring at me, so i continued walking looked at them back and i happen to notice that all of them watched me walk past especially one who turned his whole body to watch me walk past, i looked left at the park and could also see them slightly and as i continued walking all the sudden they started saying "what you looking at" im sure they each said it so i just laughed and continued walking they must of been about 13 and each had high voices, theres my amusement for the day :D
You're my hero James :smt054

[lily]

mmmmm that was yummy

[Wideboy]

im still hungry :smt086

[Shellywoozle]

im still hungry :smt086

should be short get more food that way ;)

[lily]

im still hungry :smt086

awww mummy not fed you?

[Wideboy]

should be short get more food that way ;)

is that so :-k

awww mummy not fed you?

no my dad did, was mank

[Holdup]

You're my hero James :smt054

I know :D

[Shellywoozle]

My pm is better than this thread LOL ;)

[lily]

I'm going to have a doughnut!

[DarrenSV650S]

lily do you ever stop eating

[lily]

I don't start until I get home from work

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I don't start until I get home from work

That is not healthy you know...

[lily]

That is not healthy you know...

I know

[DarrenSV650S]

my feet are peeling

[Holdup]

nice...

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I know

Then why do something you know it bad for you?

[lily]

Then why do something you know it bad for you?

I don't do it on on purpose.... I take my breakfast to work and just forget, then I am busy and dont get time to have lunch, and then its 3 O'clock and it to late to have lunch :(

It's not every day..... say its about 3 or 4 week days

[Wideboy]

tut tut

[DarrenSV650S]

Then why do something you know it bad for you?
What a stupid question

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I don't do it on on purpose.... I take my breakfast to work and just forget, then I am busy and dont get time to have lunch, and then its 3 O'clock and it to late to have lunch :(

It's not every day..... say its about 3 or 4 week days

Then you should wake up earlier and have breakfast at home, find time to have lunch and then eat when you get home.

You'll just make yourself ill...

I have cereal for breakfast before work, a banana for break and an apple for lunch in work and then a normal dinner when I get home...

What a stupid question

Biking is not bad for you...

[Bibio]

leave lily alone, she is gorgeous.

e'vnin my pretties.

[lily]

Ok ok.... can we stop having a go at me now?

[DarrenSV650S]

Then you should wake up earlier and have breakfast at home, find time to have lunch and then eat when you get home.

You'll just make yourself ill...

I have cereal for breakfast before work, a banana for break and an apple for lunch in work and then a normal dinner when I get home...



Biking is not bad for you...
who said it was

[Wideboy]

no, do it more i say!

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Ok ok.... can we stop having a go at me now?

I am not. I just hate when people don't eat correctly because it can make you very ill. My cousin did it and she was ill for ages.

You should eat correctly and stay all loverly.

I am not trying to be a bad guy here...

who said it was

They what were you going on about!?

[lily]

I am not. I just hate when people don't eat correctly because it can make you very ill. My cousin did it and she was ill for ages.

You should eat correctly and stay all loverly.

I am not trying to be a bad guy here...

I know your not x

[Holdup]

....

[DarrenSV650S]

Who?

[Holdup]

What?

[Shellywoozle]

:)

[Holdup]

:p

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

I know your not x

Good :-)

Just take care of yourself. Otherwise who is gonna look after Drew!? :smt043

[Bibio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlM5VKZCkiw

[Holdup]

Xbox time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Shellywoozle]

:p


:safe:

[lily]

Good :-)

Just take care of yourself. Otherwise who is gonna look after Drew!? :smt043

Gary & Gavin...... they want him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlM5VKZCkiw

:smt043

[Holdup]

:safe:

:smt016

[Girth]

How come, every time i come into the megathread my name has been mentioned!?!?!

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

Drugs were real drugs in them days

[Holdup]

mmmmm alcofrol

[Cymraeg_Atodeg]

How come, every time i come into the megathread my name has been mentioned!?!?!

Popularity

[lily]

How come, every time i come into the megathread my name has been mentioned!?!?!

I just think you do a search for your name..... all look though all my posts to see if I have spoke about you!!! ;)

[Girth]

Girth is the word!

[Holdup]

LOL!

[Bibio]

he is the lurker, burn him. unless he weighs the same as a duck

[Shellywoozle]

Girth is GOOD !

[Girth]

Girth is GOOD !


Not the first time i've heard that....






Its the second!

[Holdup]

Girth is GOOD !

Its not what you got its how you put it to use

[lily]

Its not what you got its how you put it to use

or how good the batteries are? ;)

[Girth]

Its not what you got its how you put it to use


How is your 1in wanger? Any developement?