The Hovis Megathread...farkin luvleeee it is!

[Quedos]

where you going T?

[Tara]

where you going T?
The Lake District :D can't wait

[Wideboy]

what a day for a day dream, dreamin about my bacon sandwich


The Lake District :D can't wait
camping?

[lily]

I'm dreaming about having a nice week for once

one where i don't get annoyed or mad or cry :-)

[Tara]

what a day for a day dream, dreamin about my bacon sandwich



camping?

if you class camping as staying in a static caravan with all mod cons then Yes :D

[Wideboy]

I have eaten said sandwich


well that means i have to stay quiet?

[Wideboy]

if you class camping as staying in a static caravan with all mod cons then Yes :D

I advice doing that in aberystwith (sp)

[lily]

I advice doing that in aberystwith (sp)

I don't :smt081

[Wideboy]

Yeah was ****.... Well atleast you two didnt have to pay for it

[lily]

Yeah was ****.... Well atleast you two didnt have to pay for it

Oh FFS gavin, will you give it a rest

[Tara]

this is my parents caravan so its cheap for us and means they get to spend some time with their grandson before leaving us to it

[Wideboy]

Hehehehe

sounds good t

[Quedos]

I'm dreaming about having a nice week for once

one where i don't get annoyed or mad or cry :-)

you femal my dear - we are meant to do thing like this:smt081

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning...just...how is everyone?

[Wideboy]

i think i jusy helped aswell whooops

i was only joking lol

[Quedos]

morning Nic - i'm shattered! - how are you?

[Wideboy]

Afternoon nic

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm considering getting gear on and heading out on the bike.....

[gruntygiggles]

Go for it Nic....I can't, mine is in bits :-(

[Quedos]

I'm heading to kilmarnock just now to go and surprise someone!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I need to wait for an hour or so. Q - am only an hour n a bit from kilmarnock, just carry on down here! lol! I could meet you in Girvan!

[Holdup]

Afternoon

[Wideboy]

Thread always dies when you post. i'd take a hint

[lily]

What a stupid impossible task! Grrrrrrrrrrr

[Milky Bar Kid]

S'up Lily??

[Wideboy]

;)

Lunchtime!!

[lily]

Without fishing or drawing attention to myself my boss wants me to find out why people are over running on the contract miles of the hire cars!

WTF


I need to work out where they live, to where they work.... and then try and find out where the other miles are coming from........... HOW YOU MEANT TO DO THAT WITHOUT FISHING AND DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Without fishing or drawing attention to myself my boss wants me to find out why people are over running on the contract miles of the hire cars!

WTF


I need to work out where they live, to where they work.... and then try and find out where the other miles are coming from........... HOW YOU MEANT TO DO THAT WITHOUT FISHING AND DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF!


PMSL! That sounds like the kinda questions we get asked at work!!

[Wideboy]

Look under company records for their adress then jump on google maps... sorted

wtf all this shooting stuff going on in cumbria?

[lily]

It's stupid!

The best is compairing a car of CO2 of today to 3 years ago to prove that we would save money capping the CO2?!!!! WHAT?

I know how to do it gavin........ its just some live a couple of miles from work! Its working out what they are doing with the other 60k miles

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeah, I posted a thread about gun laws and didn't realise there was a mad man on the loose....!

Cumbria is rather near here too......was going to head east on the bike but think I would rather not now!

[Tara]

its awful news hope they get him

[Tara]

Calling all the ladies and V

Mother has just informed me we are going to the hotel we got married at for lunch while we are away - what do I wear? I was only going to pack jeans teeshirts and shorts that type of thing now i have to re-think that

arghhhhh

[gruntygiggles]

Stick with the jeans or take a smart pair of jeans that can als be casual for the rest of the trip and pack one really nice top to wear for that lunch and some accessories to glam it up!

[lily]

Stick with the jeans or take a smart pair of jeans that can als be casual for the rest of the trip and pack one really nice top to wear for that lunch and some accessories to glam it up!

+1 with some heels!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Oh dear, I think one of the chickens may be laying an egg....what a fooking racket!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Stick with the jeans or take a smart pair of jeans that can als be casual for the rest of the trip and pack one really nice top to wear for that lunch and some accessories to glam it up!


+2...

[lily]

you have chickens!

WOW

[Wideboy]

Your wedding dress, cant let down appearances :lol:

[Milky Bar Kid]

you have chickens!

WOW


I most certainly do....There are 2 boys and many girls...

[lily]

I want chickens!

When i get a garden I will get some.... will save a fortune in cost of eggs

[gruntygiggles]

I just found a mahoooooosive hole in the downpipes...lol. Hope the other set arrives soon!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am walking up this hill on Friday:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairnsmore_of_Fleet

[Tara]

I want chickens!

When i get a garden I will get some.... will save a fortune in cost of eggs
I want chickens too and i have a garden falc won't let me get them yet til ryan is older

[Tara]

+1 with some heels!
Cool thanks guys i just went into complete panic now heels I can do :twisted: lol and i have an excuse to take them with me

[lily]

I want chickens too and i have a garden falc won't let me get them yet til ryan is older

that's cool.... least I'm not crazy for being the only one wanting chickens

[Wideboy]

I want a goat so i dont have to cut the grass

[Milky Bar Kid]

I want a goat so i dont have to cut the grass


You are a goat...

[TheOnlyNemesis]

and u don't cut the grass

[Wideboy]

You take that back!!!

and i do cut the grass actually as im the only on here who knows how to move my brothers hotrod so nerr

[Viney]

Calling all the ladies and V

Mother has just informed me we are going to the hotel we got married at for lunch while we are away - what do I wear? I was only going to pack jeans teeshirts and shorts that type of thing now i have to re-think that

arghhhhhGo Naked, just like the wedding night ;) failing that, that dress you showed me on Saturday, or the one you wore for Tabbys Christening?

[Tara]

oh yeah i could wore one o those
anyone want an admin assistant HR won't let me work from home so i might jack and try and get something local

[Milky Bar Kid]

T - you could do all my admin for me?!?!

[Tara]

T - you could do all my admin for me?!?!
sorted :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

There is loads of it btw...!

[Tara]

Thats OK i dont mind

[Viney]

T, you can come and work with me. I cant pay you, but it would be a laugh.

That is pants though. Why wont HR let you work from home?

[Tara]

T, you can come and work with me. I cant pay you, but it would be a laugh.

That is pants though. Why wont HR let you work from home?
because it set a precedent V ****ing 2 months thats all 2 bloody months never mind i'll think of something it looks like i am going to have to reign in my spending for a bit i might as well jack he wants me to work part time from RSME Minley but i cant get ryan settled in a nursery in time to think i was going back early to do him a favour backfired for him tho i get the whole summer to do what I want now although i won't have any money lol

[fizzwheel]

anyone want an admin assistant HR won't let me work from home so i might jack and try and get something local

Yes definately our place is sh*te. However long term job prospects are probably not very good.

Chin up T, start looking around and take it from there, theres gotta be something better out there for you.

[Viney]

because it set a precedent V ****ing 2 months thats all 2 bloody months never mind i'll think of something it looks like i am going to have to reign in my spending for a bit i might as well jack he wants me to work part time from RSME Minley but i cant get ryan settled in a nursery in time to think i was going back early to do him a favour backfired for him tho i get the whole summer to do what I want now although i won't have any money lolThats crap. So waht if its sets a precedent, They could quite easily be a pioneer in this kind of getting people back to work after having babies. They could advertise the fact, and make themselves look good that they are a caring sharing company. Thats the marketing aspect. I mean its 2 months, you are still working and you will porbably get more done at home etc. I would push it, highlighting the above. They may go for it, if not, and Colin wants you hard enough, then he will fight. Failing that say that you are being descriminated against just to see thier reaction ;)

[Wideboy]

not a happy bunny

bridgestones are ****ing ****, lost the back end twice this evening, both at speed, both with the bike leaned over, both within 10mis of each other and both times nearly binned it

2nd one has caused me to strain my back

****ing bridgestones :smt092

[Holdup]

Not talking to you

and yes they are rubbish get michelins

[Wideboy]

Not talking to you


good, what great deed have i done to deserve this?

[Holdup]

what you said early, aparantly "i kill the mega thread" even tho no one had posted in 30 mins any way

[Wideboy]

ah yes that good deed... sorry lameup the truth hurts

[Holdup]

no

you got BT021s havent you?

[Wideboy]

yes, wank

[gruntygiggles]

Gavin...I can't believe that made it past the filter! ;-)

[Philbo]

Is that some sort of proposition?:toss::p

[Wideboy]

im the best thats why

[Holdup]

Mine never slipped but my front lasted 3500 miles! :-s and bridgestone wouldnt admit a fault with it :toss:

[DarrenSV650S]

You're obviously very ham fisted gav

Or your rear tyre has oil on it. Have you got a scotoiler?

[Wideboy]

my first set i stretched about 9000 out of them, last set only managed about 4000

[Wideboy]

nope

last rear i got to bead, never had a problem with it

[Holdup]

Id probably still have them if they wernt so rubbish

I love my power 2cts though :D

[Wideboy]

and to top off my evening now some little brats on bc2 crying because someone shot through a wall saying its unrealistic

[Holdup]

So all walls are bullet proof in his house then

[Wideboy]

apparently so

[Wideboy]

Morning, i saw dear end of me road leaving for work this morning

[Tara]

morning

thats cool wideboy :D

[Viney]

Morning, i saw dear end of me road leaving for work this morningYou mean Deer?

Morning Hoops x I was thinking of you and the Waynester this morning.

[Tara]

You mean Deer?

Morning Hoops x I was thinking of you and the Waynester this morning.
really?

Morning V you OK hun

[Wideboy]

Deer dear, all the same

[Viney]

Yeah really, the usual daydream, if i won the lottery, what car would i send over to you. It came down to either a Passat estate, or an Audi A4, and a Mini Convertable for you ;)

[Viney]

Deer dear, all the same
Not quite, but the english language is wasted on you ;)

[Quedos]

Morning all
{{{{hugs}}}}}} to the V man
{{{{HUGS}}}}} to T

WB typical youf!

[Viney]

Hey gorgeous [Hugs back at ya}

[lily]

Morning! :-D

[Viney]

And another beauty :kiss:

[Tara]

Yeah really, the usual daydream, if i won the lottery, what car would i send over to you. It came down to either a Passat estate, or an Audi A4, and a Mini Convertable for you ;)
Superb that is exactly what I want in Pink too

thanks V what car would you like if we win the lottery?

morning all - in a better mood today the sun is out falc is supposedly finishing early and ryan slept through

[gruntygiggles]

Morning all.....what a beautiful day it is. Today I am going to make a good one. Hopefully my downpipes and new phone will arrive, maybe my new leathers too.....but if they don't, well nevermind, I'll do the garden, a bit of work, surf on here and walk the dogs :-)

Life is what you make if it people..............make it happy! :-)

[gruntygiggles]

Superb that is exactly what I want in Pink too

thanks V what car would you like if we win the lottery?

morning all - in a better mood today the sun is out falc is supposedly finishing early and ryan slept through

Excellent T. I woke up feeling all bleugh...then got on here to a, well, just lovely PM from Bananaman and so I am all in the spirit of making my day good, no matter what!

[Quedos]

Morning L
{{{{{{{{[hugs}}}}}}}}
Day2 - i can do this I know i can!!

GG
{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
so true what you say - I'm on yet another half day and I'm off to do the GM route this afternoon ( all of it at warp speed) Suns out and it looking good.

Know what you mean about the PM's I got one yesterday As i was leaving and it made my day!

[Tara]

good luck Q sending you hugs

[Viney]

Superb that is exactly what I want in Pink too

thanks V what car would you like if we win the lottery?

Funny thant, i thought candy Pink. As for me, I'll have a Scirocco please, a 1.4tsi with 19" rim pack and DSG...sorry to specific :lol:

[gruntygiggles]

Poor BBC....Viney just posted that her bike has been stolen :-(

[Viney]

Morning all.....what a beautiful day it is. Today I am going to make a good one. Hopefully my downpipes and new phone will arrive, maybe my new leathers too.....but if they don't, well nevermind, I'll do the garden, a bit of work, surf on here and walk the dogs :-)

Life is what you make if it people..............make it happy! :-)God i havte happy pople in the morning! Come and sit in this hell hold and i defy you to be happy in anyway ;) :lol:

[lily]

Q... would like to say it's easy but it isn't!

I am sporting a big smile today.... better that the crying that was yesterday! Went out to dinner with my fab husband last night.

Only down bit of today is that I am only wearing my wedding band as engagement ring is sat at home ready to go and be fixed!

[gruntygiggles]

Funny thant, i thought candy Pink. As for me, I'll have a Scirocco please, a 1.4tsi with 19" rim pack and DSG...sorry to specific :lol:

Which year Scirocco V? I like the old classics....and Scimitars as well, think they are ace when they go rolling past. That's the good thing about living near a racing circuit where they hold loads of rallies...lol.

[gruntygiggles]

Q... would like to say it's easy but it isn't!

I am sporting a big smile today.... better that the crying that was yesterday! Went out to dinner with my fab husband last night.

Only down bit of today is that I am only wearing my wedding band as engagement ring is sat at home ready to go and be fixed!

I keep telling Stretch to only get me a cheap one as I'll probably only wear my wedding band after the big day anyway. I don't know why? I just always picture it that way, just wearing the engagement ring on occasions and nights out.

Still...it is but a fantasy :rolleyes: