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Give them a cuddle from me please
will do V :D
*rant mode*
i've had it with these jumped up ****s who think they know how to run a sodding company.
They just put back the news on my job for yet another week. I've only be waiting since sodding june and i got told that my job was redundant/changing in Dec last year(therefore i may not be matched in)
How much more do they really expect us to take before we all tell them to take a frigging running jump off the frigging cliffs!
and breathe*
Kill them...kill them all. Go on a murdering spree...ok, im not helping much :(
Hugs Q, big squishy viney hugs :kiss:
No, you dont need or deserve one
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 03:34 PM
No, you dont need or deserve one
Awww - Lol :D
Still stumped as what to make for tea.
Everyone will have bread and butter at the rate Im going today!
Still sat in ferret shed supervising!!!
Can i - i am exhausted and still got tea to do yet :(
Q just deck em huni xx
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 03:44 PM
afternoon!!!
Q- attack them with a rusty spoon!!!
Awww - Lol :D
Still stumped as what to make for tea.Chicken stir fry
Can i - i am exhausted and still got tea to do yet :(
Q just deck em huni xxHoney, you can always have a viney hug when ever you need one. Tea, i reckon take away is in order and Falc should pay as he was mean to you...mean Falc:mrgreen:
robh539
13-10-10, 03:52 PM
MM no idea, bones in my left hand and the middle knuckles are painful started sunday.
If i paid attention to CSI i would go on a killing spree atm. I didnt sleep well which is was i had ago. The monkey in the office had a week to sort it out and let me know. little barstool would go 1st.
now time to watch the BSB, i want to see the lodge corner crashes again, 5 went down in one go.
Honey, you can always have a viney hug when ever you need one. Tea, i reckon take away is in order and Falc should pay as he was mean to you...mean Falc:mrgreen:
Thanks V just what i need - no chance we are having take out on friday to save me cooking! i'll think of something its times like this i wish i liked oven chips. He was very mean god help him when he finally gets home as i am even worse today lol
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 03:56 PM
MM no idea, bones in my left hand and the middle knuckles are painful started sunday.
Hope it clears soon.
Might be the weather causing it :confused:
My arthritis flairs up in winter.
Thanks V just what i need - no chance we are having take out on friday to save me cooking! i'll think of something its times like this i wish i liked oven chips. He was very mean god help him when he finally gets home as i am even worse today lolOven chips are just plain wrong. One of the best thinsg about moving back home, deep fat fryer :)You can have take away twice in one week you know ;) Make Wayne cook
How much more do they really expect us to take before we all tell them to take a frigging running jump off the frigging cliffs!
and breathe*
thats the whole idea. saves them dishing out redundancy payments. plus there are probably outstanding projects to be completed and are tied in till done.
it must be agony having to wait.
:grouphug:
Oven chips are just plain wrong. One of the best thinsg about moving back home, deep fat fryer :)
Yeah your right they are plain wrong but so is deep fat fried chips:pukel: make your own and cook them without the fryer and without the fat.
Surely the best thing is that you don't have to cook!
thats the whole idea. saves them dishing out redundancy payments. plus there are probably outstanding projects to be completed and are tied in till done.
it must be agony having to wait.
:grouphug:
Its annoying now because my stiry's changed about 4 times and I honestly thought that for once they must just have made it
I've been sitting since jan with no budget so no new projects and becuas ethey stopped everything no existing projects to follow on. Playing with your thumbs is only good for so long
nut thanks you the hug is appreciated. just waiting till i've calmed down before heading home
i have a chip pan and use lard not oil - I am bad
sounds like they have almost run the department down, now its just time to juggle the figures and see what department/s they can send most of the staff to.
Shellywoozle
13-10-10, 04:17 PM
MM no idea, bones in my left hand and the middle knuckles are painful started sunday.
If i paid attention to CSI i would go on a killing spree atm. I didnt sleep well which is was i had ago. The monkey in the office had a week to sort it out and let me know. little barstool would go 1st.
now time to watch the BSB, i want to see the lodge corner crashes again, 5 went down in one go.
Hand still no better Rob ?? :smt085
yeyyy not long to BSB :-) I will be sat having a beer and Samson cuddle whilst watching it with a large pack of Doritos :mrgreen:
i have a chip pan and use lard not oil - I am bad
yes and no..
lard = great taste but heart attack material.
oil (sunflower) = not as good a taste but less likely to warrant a heart attack.
personally i use sunflower oil and roosters = perfect chips every time.
yes but you can't beat a chip thats cooked in lard the taste is fab proper lardy chips
Q how you get sorted huni xx
i have a chip pan and use lard not oil - I am badI love you :cool:
V bad bad man!!!!
T - shocked but not surprised knowing your background I wouldn't really expect any different
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 04:36 PM
Thats tea in the oven.
Now for 5 minutes of me time :)
hmmm T. supose i had better feed the clan.
davepreston
13-10-10, 04:49 PM
bored, bored ,bored, bored
why is my work so poo
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 04:58 PM
Because its work and the rule is work should be as mind numbing as possible :)
bored, bored ,bored, bored
why is my work so poo
never realised you were back at work m8ty...
never mind it'll soon be Saturday, OLD MAN :smt040
DarrenSV650S
13-10-10, 06:05 PM
hey hey hey
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:07 PM
bye bye bye
DarrenSV650S
13-10-10, 06:08 PM
why why why?
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:09 PM
bored bored bored.
Think i'm gonna go to bed soon as I feel like carp
DarrenSV650S
13-10-10, 06:11 PM
tut tut tut
I'm having an xbox evening
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:15 PM
:smt006
DarrenSV650S
13-10-10, 06:16 PM
Hi minxer
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:17 PM
How are we today?
Still on a downer or feeling better?
DarrenSV650S
13-10-10, 06:18 PM
Not too bad ta. You?
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:19 PM
Im good :D
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:22 PM
hiya helen. Enjoying ur time off?
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:23 PM
Yes I am :D
Had a full day playing with the ferrets today which I havnt done in ages. :)
Just another 11 days to go :p
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:25 PM
gd gd
That is sometimes is best thing
widepants
13-10-10, 06:41 PM
peeps
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:42 PM
Hi WP and HU :)
Whats up HU?
widepants
13-10-10, 06:44 PM
Hi WP and HU :)
Whats up HU?
just call me hun
so whats th score with gav and me coming for our visit
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:44 PM
WP is doing as his avatar
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:45 PM
WP is doing as his avatar
:p
Meh, my braided hoses for my front brakes are too short :(
How are you
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 06:48 PM
Gutted :(
Im good thanks :D
yea bit miffed :(
and good good :D
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:52 PM
unlucky HU
the joys of Goodridge custom set-ups
Yup Goodridge... they are about 6cm out as well
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 06:57 PM
ouch!!! u measure or get a off the shelf kit
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:09 PM
sup bitches *snaps fingers* just watched the imbetweeners
oh and helen
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:12 PM
Alright Gav :)
ouch!!! u measure or get a off the shelf kit
Of the shelf kit goodridge supplied, i then measured mine after i realised it didnt fit
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:15 PM
alright stalker (WB)
widepants
13-10-10, 07:16 PM
sup bitches *snaps fingers* just watched the imbetweeners
oh and helen
gav ,I have the swag bags
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:17 PM
gav ,I have the caravan
edited for you
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:17 PM
helen, can beat you garden visitor as i get deer!
wtf you on about old man, swag bags?
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:18 PM
helen, can beat you garden visitor as i get deer!
Really :)
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:20 PM
Really :)
yeah if i come home late at night and if i leave before at 5 or 6 in the morning they out and about, family of them have come up from the fields and taken residence in the woods a few years back
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:20 PM
Wow you're lucky :)
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:22 PM
i keep trying to get a photo but they leg it as soon as they see you
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:22 PM
You need to get the camo on and sit it out in stealth mode :)
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:25 PM
You need to get the camo on and sit it out in stealth mode :)
who fancies deer hunting??
widepants
13-10-10, 07:25 PM
You need to get some cloths on,that mankini is scaring them :)
:pukel:
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:28 PM
im always in my camo gear, i call it the surprise kit
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:28 PM
Maybe you need to try the twigs on your head??
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:28 PM
military camo paint and mankini?
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:29 PM
military camo paint and mankini?
no just the paint..........
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:31 PM
no just the paint..........
too much info stalker :smt078
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:38 PM
like a ninja i have learnt to retract my importants, therefore i am indestructible
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:47 PM
:batman:
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:51 PM
what cha all up to??
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:52 PM
Sat in bed with a glass of wine waiting for the apprentice to start :)
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:53 PM
im trawling evilbay for bargins, found one not to far away so im bidding
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:55 PM
meh watching south park atm getting sick of it
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 07:56 PM
im trawling evilbay for bargins, found one not to far away so im bidding
what it WB
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 07:56 PM
Dont watch it then :rolleyes:
Wideboy
13-10-10, 07:58 PM
top secret!
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 08:01 PM
vigara then WB.
South parks off and Bond is on
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:04 PM
im probably gona go to bed in a soon
Mini whats old Sugar on about, thuoghts with who?
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 08:06 PM
I would go to bed if I had something to get up for in the morning!!!
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 08:07 PM
Mini whats old Sugar on about, thuoghts with who?
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/13102010/19/apprentice-contender-raleigh-quits.html
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:12 PM
wow the apprentice, might actually fall asleep before i get to the bed
Yea it used to be good now its just mongs who want to get on TV
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:16 PM
why arent you on there then?
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 08:17 PM
all prime time tv is carp
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 08:17 PM
Its either that or bbc2 about male cheerleaders :rolleyes:
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 08:18 PM
all prime time tv is carp
+1
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:19 PM
Its either that or bbc2 about male cheerleaders :rolleyes:
hahaha!! i saw that advertised, WTF were their parents thinking!!
minimorecambe
13-10-10, 08:20 PM
hahaha!! i saw that advertised, WTF were their parents thinking!!
They obviously wernt.
But I am now watching it :-?
why arent you on there then?
har har
(i dont want to be on TV)
Its either that or bbc2 about male cheerleaders :rolleyes:
hmmm
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:21 PM
har har
(i dont want to be on TV)
but your a mong arent you? seems right
but your a mong arent you? seems right
So are you
Wideboy
13-10-10, 08:28 PM
no im a gnom
andrewsmith
13-10-10, 08:30 PM
no im a gnom
a gnome eh?
http://www.practicalenvironmentalist.com/biker%20gnome.jpg
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