The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

You can share mine ;)
gravy :D
The tent?
no my penis

[Holdup]

as mine is tiny

Tee hee

[minimorecambe]

Time for me to go back to work.
Catch y'all later xxx

[Holdup]

bye

[Wideboy]

what a bivvie bag?
you what?!?
Tee hee

rim..........

Time for me to go back to work.
Catch y'all later xxx
:love:

[andrewsmith]

i need a tent

meant to be going to France next year :D

and no fruity, ive seen people walking up the road past my work at 8.30 am with a tinny in their hand, if its good for them its good for you

Vango Tempest 200 is spot on for the bike.

Weighs f'all and take minutes to put up! The pegs are like cheese tho bent the whole lot when ave been away last

[Holdup]

Vango Tempest 200 is spot on for the bike.

Weighs f'all and take minutes to put up! The pegs are like cheese tho bent the whole lot when ave been away last

i need a fort of some sort with padlocks idealey

[andrewsmith]

i need a fort of some sort with padlocks idealey

you mean WB proof?

Mace or pepper spray works just as well

[Holdup]

he's immune to those

and Darren proof

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hey up Mr Smith

Feast your eyes on my amber nectar....

8319

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

cattle prod?

[Wideboy]

i've been maced so many times now its feels like water

only thing you going to get thats like fort knox will be hard panniers which might upset the air flow on you ninja, i love my kriega set and i tie all my tent and crap ontop of it as it has tie down points, expensive tho

[Holdup]

:lol:

cattle prod?

when WB wants something

he wont stop till he gets it

i've been maced so many times now its feels like water

only thing you going to get thats like fort knox will be hard panniers which might upset the air flow on you ninja, i love my kriega set and i tie all my tent and crap ontop of it as it has tie down points, expensive tho

how big (snigger) is that in ltrs?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

when WB wants something

he wont stop till he gets it

That can end in prosecution. Or is that prostitution?

[Wideboy]

40l and then my 25l kriega back pack fit in nicely behind it on my back

[andrewsmith]

i've been maced so many times now its feels like water

only thing you going to get thats like fort knox will be hard panniers which might upset the air flow on you ninja, i love my kriega set and i tie all my tent and crap ontop of it as it has tie down points, expensive tho

The same set-up as me. Might get one of those kappa dry packs and a kriega tank adaptor

[Wideboy]

The same set-up as me. Might get one of those kappa dry packs and a kriega tank adaptor
whats that then?........... i was going to buy a tank bag aswell

[Holdup]

I was thinking of just getting some givi soft luggage

[andrewsmith]

whats that then?........... i was going to buy a tank bag aswell

20 Rubles and the US20 bolts straight on

[Holdup]

That can end in prosecution. Or is that prostitution?

what you dont know is you pay him

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers.

hey fruity are you a member of 'jims home brew'

[Fruity-ya-ya]

what you dont know is you pay him
Like the piper? :cyclops:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

evnin my lovers.

hey fruity are you a member of 'jims home brew'
Evening, Jims wwwhot!
You have sparked my interest.

[Bibio]

http://www.jimsbeerkit.co.uk/forum/index.php

full of wonderful help and banter. just thought i would mention it as you like your homebrew..

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://www.jimsbeerkit.co.uk/forum/index.php

full of wonderful help and banter.
And drunkards?

[Bibio]

yup...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

yup...
Bookmarked

[Bibio]

had a taste of my 7 month old export the other night and its to sweet. but my stout of the same age is loverly.

which reminds me i must get some lager and cider on the go for the summer.

[Holdup]

make me some strawberry and lime

ta

[Fruity-ya-ya]

had a taste of my 7 month old export the other night and its to sweet. but my stout of the same age is loverly.

which reminds me i must get some lager and cider on the go for the summer.
Put loads of weight on over Christmas, I don't suppose all the ale has helped!
Not that that will stop me of course.

:smt095

[Bibio]

still trying to perfect my flavoured ciders as the last lot mostly exploded but the ones the never were blooody assume even though i say so myself. Daz has had a few of my ciders and he seems to think they are nice.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

still trying to perfect my flavoured ciders as the last lot mostly exploded but the ones the never were blooody assume even though i say so myself. Daz has had a few of my ciders and he seems to think they are nice.
I'll need some tips as I pressed some for the 1st time this year......................




.....................:puker:

Hasn't stopped me drinking it though!

[Bibio]

i have to limit my intake or i get a bit stroppy these days. mind you saying that i had a good old belly full at the xmas night out and was a happy chappy.

[Bibio]

dont do the pressed stuff. turbo cider is where its at. cheep easy and blooody good results. i have found its a lot do do with what yeast you use. going to try a turbo yeast for a giggle one of these days.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

dont do the pressed stuff. turbo cider is where its at. cheep easy and blooody good results. i have found its a lot do do with what yeast you use. going to try a turbo yeast for a giggle one of these days.
Cool, PM me your fav & I'll brew up a batch.

I've done some with cartons of apple juice and that was better than this muck.

If I can refrain from drinking it all before it's ready, I'll try to save some Blackberry wine for AR11

[Bibio]

i'll dig out one of my more successful recipes. my next trial is with essance instead of real fruit juice for the flavouring. should work.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Just poured a pint of bitter and a cider top!

Not having another of those tonight.

Put hairs on Harry Hills head that stuff!:smt103

[Bibio]

lol. gotta try these kind of things though.

i'm not a huge lover of bitter.

[Holdup]

I dont mind bitter, at the hotel i stayed at for my training course the kronie was off, fosters is watered down water so John smiths it was

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I dont mind bitter, at the hotel i stayed at for my training course the kronie was off, fosters is watered down water so John smiths it was
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer.


Half way down it tastes quite nice, might have a dabble again later!

Mrs has just brought home a Morrisons meat feast to bung in the oven & some spare ribs.

I love food.

And beer.

Well most things really.

Maybe not everything....

...i.e. Jedward.

[Bibio]

I love food. Yup

And beer. Yup

Well most things really.

Maybe not everything....

...i.e. Jedward. i think everyone does.



my biggest problem is fooooood i love the stuff. but i haz to curb my wanting as i'm blowing up like a balloon.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I dont mind bitter, at the hotel i stayed at for my training course the kronie was off, fosters is watered down water so John smiths it was
Back soon - eating!

[Sally]

On the subject of bitter, drank the bar dry of tennants or any other lager last night, literally, so it was onto Export last night!

Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, its wet and ends in a percent, always a good start :p :drunken:

Fell out with the folks... again... apparently coming in steaming off my tits at around 7am doesn't go down that well... :\

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can I just concur...I FOOKING HATE JEDWARD. That is all.

[Sally]

*like*

[Holdup]

Just had dinner and feel even worse :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

If you have never seen 'The Mummy- tomb of the dragon emperor' I envy you.

Proper poo.

[minimorecambe]

If you have never seen 'The Mummy- tomb of the dragon emperor' I envy you.

Proper poo.

Yay I am envied :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sarah loved the others but this one didn't get a good review, we waited & almost bought it on dvd.
Soooooooooooooooooo glad we didn't.
Just watching some of the films we recorded over Christmas.

:farao:

This will not be burnt to disc.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm sure my cat thinks she's a dog.
Keeps breaking into the bin under the sink.
Begs for food.
Brings back sticks (twigs) instead of birds/mice.

Defo thinks she's a dog.

Just watched her eat a spider, minger.

[Wideboy]

that rock and chips is ****!, WTF were they smoking when the wrote that

[Holdup]

i missed that

[Wideboy]

dont bother making an effort to catch it, not really anything like OF&H

[DarrenSV650S]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

ITV3 Private Benjamin - before she got mashed up.

[minimorecambe]

that rock and chips is ****!, WTF were they smoking when the wrote that

I concur :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

GTG, bed is calling.

Night all.

:drink:

[minimorecambe]

Night xxx

[Holdup]

dont bother making an effort to catch it, not really anything like OF&H

the first rock and chips was alright i thought

[DarrenSV650S]

Night fruity.

Wideness was it you that was going on about red dead redemption? My sister got me need for speed for xmas but it's pish so she's gonna take it back tomorrow and get me another game.

[Holdup]

Nightttttttt

x

[Wideboy]

I concur :)

i rucnoc

GTG, bed is calling.

Night all.

:drink:

night mr fruity

the first rock and chips was alright i thought
i missed that and was going to i player it
Night fruity.

Wideness was it you that was going on about red dead redemption? My sister got me need for speed for xmas but it's pish so she's gonna take it back tomorrow and get me another game.
its full of hackers online, story mode is not bad but it gets boring after a will as its just riding around killing people but its still a good game, online was over run by hackers straight away.

[DarrenSV650S]

What about fallout or fable? Any good?

[Wideboy]

fallout is awesome, i'd advice buying fallout 3 before new vegas otherwise you wont get it, fallout 3 would be like £10 now. fallout 3 and new vegas are teh only games i've thought worth the 30 odd quid i paid for them at the time

i herd fable was meant to be good but everyone i spoke to say the new one was over hyped and it was crap....... not played it tho was waiting for it to come down in price

[DarrenSV650S]

Cool might get fallout

[Wideboy]

trick with fall out is not to follow the storyline religously, there is loads and loads of side quests that get you cool weapons and armours, skills ect you can do all sorts, i made the mistkae of jsut going for the completion on the first one and missed out on loads, tried to restart it but its so long winded i gave up and new vegas came out

[DarrenSV650S]

I like those sort of games. I was well disappointed with black ops. It's the first cod I've had and the single player is pathetic. You've got no choices at all. It's pretty much like watching a film

[Wideboy]

I like those sort of games. I was well disappointed with black ops. It's the first cod I've had and the single player is pathetic. You've got no choices at all. It's pretty much like watching a film
i dislike COD alot, Battlefield seried is the best but they've tried to go COS way with BC and BC2...... they're brining out battlefield 3 soon which im hoping is much like the originals which will be awesome

[DarrenSV650S]

Actually red dead looks better. Gonna get that :)

[Wideboy]

get fallout 3 aswell, probably like 5 quid pre owned

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh it is a fiver. I'll see how I get on with red dead. Then maybe get fallout once I'm bored of it

[Wideboy]

do it now!

[DarrenSV650S]

No! because it's my sister that's going to the shop and it's a prezzie. Can't just say get me two games now

[Wideboy]

tell her you'll do bad things if she doesn't

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm not that type of person Gavin

On a completely different subject, my car exhaust decided to break today and now sounds like a scooby with a dustbin exhaust. So that should be nice and expensive to fix

[Wideboy]

no just get a budget one, i stuck a 40 quid jobby on my old car and hammered it about to fit and it actually sounded nice, was normal quite just gave a rasp when you floored it like a rally car

[Reeder]

Stfu gav.

[Viney]

Morning Organs of the Org

[lily]

morning Mr V man

[Viney]

Lilyyyyyyyyyyy :kiss:

[munkygunn182]

Well theres one you don't see every day. Woke up at 5am to find my street full of blue flashing lights... that's the second pub been burnt down =/

[fizzwheel]

My back hurts, woke up in the night and couldnt hardly move. Keep getting spasms in it.

F*ck sake that'll be old age creeping up on me.

[lily]

that's the second kiss I've had so early this morning......first one was when drew went to work, so now by myself...... how's the job V any news?

[Viney]

Well theres one you don't see every day. Woke up at 5am to find my street full of blue flashing lights... that's the second pub been burnt down =/depends where you live i suppose

[munkygunn182]

depends where you live i suppose

Fair point! Well the two pubs stood together, one got burnt about 8 years ago, owner got done for an insurance job.

The very same man bought the second pub about 10 days ago, and now it's burnt down...

Any ideas anyone? :p

[Viney]

that's the second kiss I've had so early this morning......first one was when drew went to work, so now by myself...... how's the job V any news?you iz a lucky girl :kiss:

Anyway, jobs erm, yeah. i have an interview for an internal transfer on the 4th. Technically speaking they will have to offer it to me there and then as my last day is the 5th (Working with Xerox) and i Start with the new company on the 6th. I really want this other ob as its the area i have been trying to get back into, Fleet management, since my last try (Lots personal issues at the time and i couldnt give it 100%) so fingers crossed. It will be a bit of a bind travling every day, but i have had it good all my work life so far, so cant really complain.

[Viney]

Fair point! Well the two pubs stood together, one got burnt about 8 years ago, owner got done for an insurance job.

The very same man bought the second pub about 10 days ago, and now it's burnt down...

Any ideas anyone? :p:lol: Is this bloke and Arsonist?

[lily]

Fair point! Well the two pubs stood together, one got burnt about 8 years ago, owner got done for an insurance job.

The very same man bought the second pub about 10 days ago, and now it's burnt down...

Any ideas anyone? :p

insurance job?! ;)

you iz a lucky girl :kiss:

Anyway, jobs erm, yeah. i have an interview for an internal transfer on the 4th. Technically speaking they will have to offer it to me there and then as my last day is the 5th (Working with Xerox) and i Start with the new company on the 6th. I really want this other ob as its the area i have been trying to get back into, Fleet management, since my last try (Lots personal issues at the time and i couldnt give it 100%) so fingers crossed. It will be a bit of a bind travling every day, but i have had it good all my work life so far, so cant really complain.

well I shall keep my fingers crossed for you x

[andrewsmith]

Fair point! Well the two pubs stood together, one got burnt about 8 years ago, owner got done for an insurance job.

The very same man bought the second pub about 10 days ago, and now it's burnt down...

Any ideas anyone? :p

Well its Glasgow could be someone starting the Chip pan for supper :D

[munkygunn182]

Tell ya something AS, i'd now murder for a sausage supper... at 0955 :D

[Viney]

Tell ya something AS, i'd now murder for a sausage supper... at 0955 :D
Bacon Sandwich...hmmmm

[minimorecambe]

Morning Guys, Girls and other oddities :)

[Viney]

Morning Helen :kiss:

[gruntygiggles]

Morning Helen, morning Vman :-)

[minimorecambe]

Hey Cheryl. How are you? :)

[munkygunn182]

hiya helennnnnn

[minimorecambe]

Hi Craaaaaiiiiggggggg

[Viney]

Morning Helen, morning Vman :-)Cheryl :kiss: Mwah. Its been a while. you ok?

[lily]

bored!

[munkygunn182]

Bored too! Sorting out my playlist for tomorrow night.... its taking forever!