The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

I suppose I better go start my womanly duties and get my feather duster out :rolleyes:.


Have a good day all :smt058

[hindle8907]

hallo.... getting a curvy on saturday hahahah !

[Wideboy]

Curvys rule!! and have better suspension thag pointies as standard, you know it makes sence!

afternoon all, that matt yokes aint half a bellend :lol:

[Quedos]

afternoon WB!! mwah

Is he? i've avoided the threads take the toys are thrown out of the pram

[Holdup]

I know, is funny tho

[Wideboy]

Sup q, h

yeah, he's acting like a child, sort of thing i'd expect from holdup not a business man, no offence james

[Holdup]

Oh totaly ;)

[hindle8907]

Curvys rule!! and have better suspension thag pointies as standard, you know it makes sence!

afternoon all, that matt yokes aint half a bellend :lol:

Its a Yellow 2000 Reg, with 32250miles a rear shock from a ZX6R
The front end has had Hagon progressive springs fitted recently serviced valve clearances ect ect.

pick it up on saturday, new winter/commuter bike then in june next year i when my 33bhp is up i can look at geting a nice bike again and keep the curvy for winters/rain. :)

will my Street Extreme fit on to the curvy.

o yeah n mattyokes, what idiot lol .

[Wideboy]

Anyway i've got to get back to fecking stuff up its been a good day for it today

tutar!

[Wideboy]

Anyway i've got to get back to fecking stuff up its been a good day for it today

tutar!

[Viney]

Curvys rule!! and have better suspension thag pointies as standard, you know it makes sence!
At least, wideload spouts some sense.

[minimorecambe]

Oh no - I have started painting the bathroom and it now looks like a dentists :(

[Wideboy]

yeah hindle can will fit, may have to keep moving the link pipe about for it to look right, i've used pointy cans on curvys before its not massivly different

and v i always talk sence

mm, my roof needs doing when your done tar

[Quedos]

Hmm WB speaking sense - thats like saying I'm normal!

[minimorecambe]

mm, my roof needs doing when your done tar

Did you not read it right - I have just made my bathroom look like a place of pain and you want me to muck about with your rain cover :smt104

[Reeder]

Have I read this correctly?

[Viney]

yeah hindle can will fit, may have to keep moving the link pipe about for it to look right, i've used pointy cans on curvys before its not massivly different

and v i always talk sence

mm, my roof needs doing when your done tarSorry i must have blinked and missed it.

[Wideboy]

My my middle name is sencible-sexy-hunkmuffin

[Viney]

My my middle name is sencible-sexy-hunkmuffinnot very Sensible is it now?

[Wideboy]

Sorry my sexyness got in the way, curse my sexyness!! *shakes fist*

[Reeder]

I feel in such a bad mood :)

[minimorecambe]

Said with a smile :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

Well trying not to come across as a grumpy **** lol.
Such a badly planned lunch. I went home, decided there was nothing I wanted, so I'd go to the bank for work and pick up a Mcdonalds on the way in. I only bloody realised I didn't have my wallet on me once I was right near McD and work! I'm hungggggggrryyyyyyyyy :(

[Tara]

we are moving buildings again :rolleyes: at least i am not in charge of this one we are moving to White Lion Court isleworth i will still have a rubbish journey each day but the location is slightly better thank goodness

[minimorecambe]

Well trying not to come across as a grumpy **** lol.
Such a badly planned lunch. I went home, decided there was nothing I wanted, so I'd go to the bank for work and pick up a Mcdonalds on the way in. I only bloody realised I didn't have my wallet on me once I was right near McD and work! I'm hungggggggrryyyyyyyyy :(

So your having a good day then? :p

[Reeder]

we are moving buildings again :rolleyes: at least i am not in charge of this one we are moving to White Lion Court isleworth i will still have a rubbish journey each day but the location is slightly better thank goodness

Sorry to hear you'll still have a rubbish journey! I guess we'll still get to hear about it most days then :smt008:mrgreen:

So your having a good day then? :p

NO.

[minimorecambe]

I think I may go sit outside - might be warmer out there!!!!

[minimorecambe]

NO.

Its nearly friday :D

[Reeder]

Thank the lord!

[Viney]

Thank the lord!Which one? Lord Sugar?

[anna]

anyone in ??

[Reeder]

I'll leave that to your discretion

[Reeder]

anyone in ??

the last few posts previous to your comment probably indicated that there is :batman:

[Tara]

I think I may go sit outside - might be warmer out there!!!!
our heating has broken again

[anna]

the last few posts previous to your comment probably indicated that there is :batman:

indeed :smt019

[Ed]

I have spent half the f*ckin day diggin a f*ckin hole to find the f*ckin drain.

I then realised the manhole is about 3 feet off where I thought:twisted::twisted: And worse, the sewer is approximately under a huge pile of wood that the roofers dumped. Feckity feck.

[minimorecambe]

our heating has broken again

Mines in full working order :)
Just refuse to put it on!

[Ed]

Mines in full working order :)
Just refuse to put it on!


You miserable cow, what about my bloody hole!!!!!!

[Reeder]

Told you Helen...... :)

[anna]

I have spent half the f*ckin day diggin a f*ckin hole to find the f*ckin drain.

I then realised the manhole is about 3 feet off where I thought:twisted::twisted: And worse, the sewer is approximately under a huge pile of wood that the roofers dumped. Feckity feck.

Ed?? Wow in idle banter no less!!

The joys of building work, are you still having a laugh with it though? When I worked on site the lads used to enjoy torturing me, my wellies would be found in a trench somewhere full of mud if I turned my back for too long.

[minimorecambe]

You miserable cow, what about my bloody hole!!!!!!


I am extremely sorry to hear about your pointlessly dug hole :(

[minimorecambe]

Told you Helen...... :)

Yes you know best ;)

[Ed]

I am extremely sorry to hear about your pointlessly dug hole :(

Now that's more like it, I need a bit of sympathy:D

[Viney]

Ed?? Wow in idle banter no less!!

The joys of building work, are you still having a laugh with it though? When I worked on site the lads used to enjoy torturing me, my wellies would be found in a trench somewhere full of mud if I turned my back for too long.Well hes unemplyed now, and this place seems to fit the bill :lol:

How you doin Annabel? :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Now that's more like it, I need a bit of sympathy:D


:smt058:grouphug::smt056

[Ed]

...idle hands make light work... I'm getting yelled at for skiving:rolleyes:

[anna]

Well hes unemplyed now, and this place seems to fit the bill :lol:

How you doin Annabel? :kiss:

crap tbh V-man Ive just been let down yet again by the university, they cancelled my course (due to start monday).

[Ed]

:smt058:grouphug::smt056

I'll have any amount of that:D

[Tara]

crap tbh V-man Ive just been let down yet again by the university, they cancelled my course (due to start monday).
oh no thats rubbish :( :grouphug:

[Viney]

Permission to say Oh Co ck! Sorry to hear that Anna. What now? I reckon that you should leave that place and come back to hingland where we'll look after you. We have working ovens, people that will emply you and love you, and a rabble of biker chums. I think even Jambo still has your old bike...it'll be like you never left...except everythings gone up!

Go on, you know you wanna

[anna]

oh no thats rubbish :( :grouphug:

Gutted doesnt really cover it. Just when I thought things were starting to fall into place here, only been 2 years after all :rolleyes:

Oh well, I will sulk today and possibly tomorrow, then pick myself up and find something else.

[minimorecambe]

I am going to carry on painting the bathroom whilst crying :(

Bye-de-bye now :D

[Tara]

Gutted doesnt really cover it. Just when I thought things were starting to fall into place here, only been 2 years after all :rolleyes:

Oh well, I will sulk today and possibly tomorrow, then pick myself up and find something else.
gutted for you huni xx

[Reeder]

I am going to carry on painting the bathroom whilst crying :(

Bye-de-bye now :D

You enjoy that!

[minimorecambe]

You enjoy that!

Beats sitting here talking to you :smt019;)

[anna]

Permission to say Oh Co ck! Sorry to hear that Anna. What now? I reckon that you should leave that place and come back to hingland where we'll look after you. We have working ovens, people that will emply you and love you, and a rabble of biker chums. I think even Jambo still has your old bike...it'll be like you never left...except everythings gone up!

Go on, you know you wanna

Whilst it would be good to come back and see everyone and collect the hugs owed to the anna hug bank, sadly without the folding stuff that is unlikely to happen this year.

I know I could get employed in London very easily, sadly that would mean doing panto for three months, and whilst the prospect of a job is tempting, being on tour over Xmas is more then soul destroying and honestly it wouldnt pay enough for me to justify the flight prices.

[Quedos]

Anna sorry to hear of your pants day have a huge squashy Q hugs ( they are unique and very squashy guaranteed to pick up your day even just slightly)

[anna]

Anna sorry to hear of your pants day have a huge squashy Q hugs ( they are unique and very squashy guaranteed to pick up your day even just slightly)

Thank you lovely, anna hug bank gratefully accepts your donation :cheers:

[gruntygiggles]

Anna, that's absolutely crappy news hun. Seriously sad and angry and annoyed and pee'd off for you. It's right to pick yourself back up of course...but it's also right to be really hacked off for a while.

Big massive Stray hugs for you xxx

[munkygunn182]

Afternoon all! Officially tucked up in bed for the rest of the day!

[Reeder]

I wish I was in bed. I feel so angry and worked up for no reason. I'm being really pathetic!

[Wideboy]

And a little gay

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/depression-weirdos-cheer-up.jpg

[andrewsmith]

afternoon all!

I'm well and truly f***ed off now

[munkygunn182]

Seems like everyones wound up today, Reeder and Andrewsmith, whats up?

[minimorecambe]

Wait a second -



*Puts hard hat on*


OK whats the matter???

[munkygunn182]

Wait a second -



*Puts hard hat on*


OK whats the matter???

Ah, i didn't realise safety equipment was needed, got a spare hard hat?

[andrewsmith]

just bin told am laid off work until middle of next week.
So am job hunting tomorrow instead of working. Getting out of that Sh**hole before I get less hours

[minimorecambe]

**** hun :(

Theres a lot of crap news at the moment hey?
Hope you find something deent soon

*great big hugs*

[munkygunn182]

just bin told am laid off work until middle of next week.
So am job hunting tomorrow instead of working. Getting out of that Sh**hole before I get less hours

Yep, that sucks! So why the temporary lay off then?

[andrewsmith]

Ah, i didn't realise safety equipment was needed, got a spare hard hat?

yes when a rant is immanent it is advisable as the next person usually gets pebbledashed

[minimorecambe]

Ah, i didn't realise safety equipment was needed, got a spare hard hat?

Sorry its every man / woman for themselves in these situations ;)

[andrewsmith]

Yep, that sucks! So why the temporary lay off then?

The owners think we are overstaffed and am not the only one in the same boat. I think a few people will be cutting and running before christmas.

Cheers MM

Going to speak to the guy that offered me a job the other week and see the post still going spare

[minimorecambe]

All appendages crossed for you x

[andrewsmith]

cheers MM

just one thing did not want to have to deal with before Christmas when am looking for a job in what I'm qualified as

[Bibio]

bad news agent smith. hope you get something soon m8.

reeds is just upset as his battery's have run out.

[Bibio]

btw.. afnoon peeps and peepets

[minimorecambe]

Ola Bibs :D

[andrewsmith]

bonjour.

Biblo i aint going to finish that sentence as V will probs hit me with a ratchet

[Bibio]

go on do it..




sits in chair with popcorn waiting for the main event.

[minimorecambe]

I dont know what we are waiting for but Im interested to find out :D

[andrewsmith]

reeds is just upset as his battery's have run out.:twisted:

in what bib? :rolleyes:

ur not getting it that easy mate :mrgreen::mrgreen:

[Bibio]

no fun...

[andrewsmith]

and reeders loitering with intent

[Reeder]

I'm reading the abuse I get.

[Bluepete]

Evenin' all.

Google this

Does the po

Result number two!


PS, I crashed my Police car today!

Pete ;)

[Bibio]

PS, I crashed my Police car today!

Pete ;)

only coz you know you will be playing on bikes soon....

hope your not hurt..

[minimorecambe]

No one was giving you abuse Reeder :(

Hi Pete - not good :-?

[Quedos]

pete - how???

take your alright though

I want (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/magenta-taffeta-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-034-azi.html)

[munkygunn182]

Evenin' all.

Google this

Does the po

Result number two!


PS, I crashed my Police car today!

Pete ;)


Does the po... haha quality!

Presuming that all involved in the crash are unharmed, i'd have loved to have seen it! :p

[andrewsmith]

pete - how???

take your alright though

I want (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/magenta-taffeta-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-034-azi.html)

Q nice!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen give Pete some applause :mrgreen:

[minimorecambe]

I want (http://www.corsets-uk.com/heavy-lacing-corsets/magenta-taffeta-overbust-steel-boned-corset-my-034-azi.html)

I have no need for a corset like that and nor do I have the money to be spending on corsets like that.

But I want a corset like that [-o<

[Quedos]

MM - i don't have the money but I have the need and its in 14 days time so I better get my finger out and start buying and get it broken in.
and its a 3 for 2 so i could buy 3 steels to tide me over! Hmmm

[minimorecambe]

I have loads of corsets etc that I never use!
It is so hard to resist though :p

[Viney]

I have loads of corsets etc that I never use!
It is so hard to resist though :pHello

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/9eb9e-dirty_mind_demotivational_poster.jpg

[munkygunn182]

Hello

:D

[Bluepete]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/9eb9e-dirty_mind_demotivational_poster.jpg

Yeah, that ketchup stains like a bitch!

Pete ;)

[Quedos]

I need a new one for perfomance time - most of my really nice ones don't fit!
so these would be idea and then sell them on
though not sure what i should go for.

I have about 8 around with all the matching accessories too Gutted

[minimorecambe]

Well you are soley to blame when I end up spending my pennies :p