The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Holdup]

fair enuf Man Flu???

Not that bad, feel better today just losing my voice, havent eaten properly since Sunday, just dont feel hungry

Cheer up!!

I'm sure that when I was sat gazing out at the sunset at 4.40pm towards Long Mountain, that's 20 miles from here over by Welshpool, that the light seemed a bit better. Days getting longer...

Hope you feel better soon:D

pass us some sun, ive been getting up at 7.20 in pitch black :-s and ta

Night guys xxx

Nightttt x

[andrewsmith]

Night MM xx

[Reeder]

Alright *******s

[hardhat_harry]

Tonights "Come Fly with me" so funny!!

[Holdup]

agreed!

[andrewsmith]

Tonights "Come Fly with me" so funny!!

Haven't like it TBH

It was funny on xmas day (after too much stella) didn't find it funny the next time

[munkygunn182]

*knock knock*

[Quedos]

http://www.grandprofile.com/Myspace_Comments/Date_Comments/Friday_Comments/images/Its-Friday-2.gif

[Tara]

Amen to that

[Fruity-ya-ya]

It's snowing again.:alien:

[Reeder]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-4jB5XV-S0I/TNNQ0iG8_pI/AAAAAAAAH60/iXmtTBnVHSY/s1600/TGIF2.jpg

[Wideboy]

Let's go buy new suits!!!!!

[minimorecambe]

Friday sucks

[DarrenSV650S]

My insurance quote for the beta has gone down from £250 to £67 in one day :confused: I'm so confused, but I don't care :)

MOT is today! I get to ride a bike! Haven't ridden since like october. I'm so excited :D:D:D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Friday sucks
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/Keilee17/0_friday_jaime_pressly.gif
Let's hope so!

[Reeder]

I'm always up for a suit shop.
What kinda suit ya wanna get Gav?

[Quedos]

nah waht you want is this


http://imagefiles.findimage.net/images/good_day_graphics/tgif/tscoi21xda5_ThankGodItsFriday.jpg

[Quedos]

I'm always up for a suit shop.
What kinda suit ya wanna get Gav?



gimp
:smt119

[Reeder]

http://aofg.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/04/thomas.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Q - that is much better :D

White stuff is falling from the sky again :-?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm always up for a suit shop.
What kinda suit ya wanna get Gav?

gimp
:smt119

Birthday? :rolleyes:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm always up for a suit shop.
What kinda suit ya wanna get Gav?

gimp
:smt119

Birthday? :rolleyes:
Law :plod:

[Reeder]

http://images.halloweencostumes.org/adult-banana-costume.jpg

[barwel1992]

ugh my email has been hacked

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1152.snc4/149428_497498020518_503420518_7658761_737860_n.jpg
Me and Sarah Halloween 2010

[Wideboy]

I'm always up for a suit shop.
What kinda suit ya wanna get Gav?

pin stripe, spats and a trilby with white band.... yeaaahhh

[Reeder]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/35000/Tie-in-Suit-----35084.jpg

[Reeder]

I wanna be a tie, wearing a suit.

[Wideboy]

My suits awesome, I want a tuxedo next and I'm going to wear it to work as apparently Asda sell them for 20 quid

[Holdup]

Mooooooorning :D:D:D:D:D:D

how ever i have lost my voice even more today...

[Reeder]

Good.
shame you haven't lost your fingers too.

[Holdup]

then i wouldnt be able to do things

[Reeder]

Like type on a forum.

[Wideboy]

Yeah shut up James

[Holdup]

ye

[Holdup]

Yeah shut up James

bite me

[Wideboy]

Ok

[Reeder]

Don't Gav. You'll get aids.
How's work anyway fatty ginger tits?

[Wideboy]

Crap, I'm not getting the 4 hours overtime I did on Christmas eve because they decided they don't want to

[Reeder]

I'd stab them for that.

[Wideboy]

I went one better and punched all his horses in his padock

[Reeder]

Oh my god. How mean.

[Wideboy]

Made me feel like a big man tho

[Reeder]

You are a big man. You're 16 stone of pure chub. In anyone's standards that's big.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I gots my sky back!!! Yaaaaaaaaaas!

[Wideboy]

I'm not 16 stone yet...... and its pure muscle

[Holdup]

big boned

[Reeder]

Pure fat muscle. Right?

[Wideboy]

No left

[Reeder]

Ahhhhhhhh left.
NICE.

[Wideboy]

High five

[Reeder]

High fiveeeee

[Wideboy]

3hrs remaining

[Quedos]

boswellocks

http://asset-server.libsyn.com/item/k-a896b7e358a548b2/assets/doghouse.jpg

[minimorecambe]

I went one better and punched all his horses in his padock

:smt021

[BernardBikerchick]

foookjing council foooking fuming grr some twot dumped sa load of shiiittte on the road where we live and council are saying now they eon't move it if its in private land oh they SO WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Sally]

boswellocks

http://asset-server.libsyn.com/item/k-a896b7e358a548b2/assets/doghouse.jpg

In the doghouse? :(

Why? :O

[Rai86]

foookjing council foooking fuming grr some twot dumped sa load of shiiittte on the road where we live and council are saying now they eon't move it if its in private land oh they SO WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!


you a bit stressed hunny? Deep breath then come down to see meeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Milky Bar Kid]

Boooorrrrrrrrrrrredddddddddddddddd.

[Quedos]

I'm prorbably not on the doghouse too much Sal - but I've created hassle for someone else and I'm feeling really bad about it.

MBK - take it your off then. hmm you can come and take my place if you want

[anna]

afternoonnnn

[Milky Bar Kid]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Quedos]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Hmm Anna's appeared then I think!!

A'ternoon sweetcheeks!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Who's sweetcheeks, me or anna?? lol!

[anna]

Hey Q

Hey MBKkkkkkkkkkkkk k k kkkkkkkkkkkk

[Quedos]

Who's sweetcheeks, me or anna?? lol!

it was directed at both of you!!! :cool:

[anna]

I think I am going to get my duvet and spend it on the sofa...

[Milky Bar Kid]

it was directed at both of you!!! :cool:

Nice answer.

Good idea Anna!

[Holdup]

:smt006

[Quedos]

Great Idea Anna!!

I've got the dirty dancing album on - much to the lads in the office's disgust!

[Sally]

I'm prorbably not on the doghouse too much Sal - but I've created hassle for someone else and I'm feeling really bad about it.

Fix it? Or not as simple as that? :\

[Reeder]

Yo yo yo yo yo

[Wideboy]

Hey vassup?

[Reeder]

Oh haiiiiiiiiiii
Isss me bruno and you're vvatchin funky sideeeeeee

[Wideboy]

Ich Milan fashion veek ya, It vas the crabs ich vas on a bender

[Reeder]

I love you Gav. I know we have our ups and downs, but you're still the one.

[andrewsmith]

Stäng upp!!!

[minimorecambe]

Shortbread is going down very well at work :)
I have has one tinsy tiny bit and it is a bit sickly!

[Reeder]

Imagine how sickly the billionaires shortbread I made is then ;)

[Sally]

Sticky.. :p hehe

[munkygunn182]

Afternoon all!

[Reeder]

Sup Munk

[munkygunn182]

Alrighty Reeder, didn't sleep a wink last night, now done a full shift at work, and also need to go up to my mates and sort his laptop, then bed. Hows yourself?

[minimorecambe]

Well Reeder you have my address. I expect some in the post :)

[Holdup]

Back from the quacks

didnt even go there for the fact i cant speak as i booked the apointment well before and he tells me i got a chest infection :(

[Sally]

Mmm beer tonight :)

And maybe some rose wine... :drunken:

[Viney]

Evening freaks.

[anna]

Hey V.man I just laughed a lot at the hyperlinks comment.

[fenjer]

afternoon all... how are we today?

[Sally]

Good. :) you?

Away to get plastered :)

Have fun all xxx

[widepants]

Well Reeder you have my address. I expect some in the post :)
can i have it please

[Ed]

I need a holiday

[Deadmatt]

Woop hi all 4-5th post thoguht i'd better say hi.. so hii :)

[anna]

I need a holiday

Hey Ed, what are you doing in here??????

where you thinking of going?

[munkygunn182]

Woop hi all 4-5th post thoguht i'd better say hi.. so hii :)

Another new kid in Idle Banter, that means I lose my title :D

More seriously, welcome to the org. Try not to associate with people in Idle Banter, its a bit like a freak show, except you wouldn't even pay to see it, although there are a few wee gems in here ;)

[Deadmatt]

Oh I see deary me its like this in "lobby" on chatrooms lol XD

[Swin]

Hello Deadmatt. Welcome, and do not feed the trolls etc etc.. :D

I haven't had a cigar since around midnight on New Year's day, I could quite happily strangle everyone on night shift with me tonight for one of Henri Winterman's finest... :mad:

[Viney]

Hey V.man I just laughed a lot at the hyperlinks comment.It was true...the Question was...If i put hyper links in the document, do they work when i print it off....erm...no.

What they where actually asking was, if they hyperlink toa document, does it print that document as well. Still a crazy question.

[minimorecambe]

can i have it please

Yes sure, why not :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

just stay away from wideboy