The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[robh539]

hello MM and all else.

[Wideboy]

Howdy, its luncheon time

[Quedos]

Bye guys and dolls - union meeting calls!!

[anna]

hello all

[minimorecambe]

Mmmmm mashed potato sandwich :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Why do you want to work in retail?



...ummmmm......

[Sally]

Mmmmm mashed potato sandwich :D

Seriously?

I have never had/seen/heard of this before!!

Any good?

[minimorecambe]

I have never had/seen/heard of this before!!

Seriously?

Mashed potato sandwiches are the best :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Just got stopped for "tearing about" in the car :???:

[Specialone]

Daz, have you sent me a friend request on FB?
Youre the only darren i know i think ;)

[Sally]

Kwak is a Daz too?

[DarrenSV650S]

Me? Na I don't have facebook. Isn't kwak called Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

jinx!

[Specialone]

Fair enough, i already have Kwak on my friends list, bolox then if you dont wanna be my friend ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

lol what is mystery Darren's second name?

[Sally]

Wasn't me anyway, as I am a Dave.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hello Dave,
'you're my wife now':smt104

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fair enough, i already have Kwak on my friends list, bolox then if you dont wanna be my friend ;)
I'll be your friend but don't ask me to bury any bodies (again).

[Specialone]

lol what is mystery Darren's second name?

Richards.
I know the name, that's what's bugging me, I've seen it before on FB I think on a post.
I'm sure I'll find out :)

[Specialone]

I'll be your friend but don't ask me to bury any bodies (again).

Sshhhh, never tell anyone about that ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sshhhh, never tell anyone about that ;)
About what? ;)

[Dave20046]

About what? ;)

I think he means the bodies, see post #28917.

[Specialone]

I think he means the bodies, see post #28917.

Dave that was a wink moment from fruity, he knew what I meant, but craftily said what? Innocent style :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I think he means the bodies, see post #28917.
Almost did a wee - :smt040

[Dave20046]

:mrgreen:

How are ye all?

[Bibio]

board and peeved off.

evnin my lovelys.

[Dave20046]

board and peeved off.

evnin my lovelys.

evenin bibs, did I read somewhere you'd picked up another sv or am I losing my mind?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

board and peeved off.

evnin my lovelys.

Whys that then?

:mrgreen:

How are ye all?

Okay fanks, knee is sore as heck but hospital said it's nothing to worry about (i.e. old ligament surgery hasn't decided to give up on me)

Should be back on the bike next week if it keeps getting better at the rate it has been.

Luckily I work where my best mate & his Mum work and she has ferried me in since last Tues.:cheers:

Still hobbling but not in as much pain.

Boys chicken pox have scabbed over (sorry for those eating but you should know by now) and father-in-laws been told he needs a skin graft on his head once they have scrapped away the cancerous growth (long story).

Just about to treat myself to a beer so in all, not bad.

[Bibio]

evenin bibs, did I read somewhere you'd picked up another sv or am I losing my mind?

no your not loosing your mind my good man. i is back on 2 wheels. picked up a 2007 twin spark in a funny blue colour with 1087 miles on the clock.

Whys that then?



long story but lets just say i punched wrong and now i have a bruised wrist.

[Dave20046]

we iz all cheery ****s then :)

good news expect to see you at the GM with it suitably bibio'd & blinged.

Fruity you doin any distance on gladdis this year?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

long story but lets just say i punched wrong and now i have a bruised wrist.
k.o. I mean okay, I'll not ask.

As long as it's not your drinking arm you'll be fine.

[DarrenSV650S]

Who's kneecaps have you been punching bibio

[Bibio]

tiz me warnkin hand and i'm mighty pizzed off as its my favourite hobby :-)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

we iz all cheery ****s then :)

good news expect to see you at the GM with it suitably bibio'd & blinged.

Fruity you doin any distance on gladdis this year?

Planning to do the AR but tbh not got the funds for anything more adventurous.

When I'm all mended up I'll probably be up for a spin out somewhere localish as soon as the nights start to get longer if you're up for it.

[minimorecambe]

Hey Bibs :)

[Bibio]

evnin sexy.

[minimorecambe]

I would ask how you are but I already see you have divulged that information :)

[Bibio]

is it just me but i cant keep my eyes off TamSV's project bike... bike porn.

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh it should be bike of the month on the main page

[Bibio]

me and my bro have been wondering what to do to his 3 times in 2 days stolen/recovered duke, and now i know.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

tiz me warnkin hand and i'm mighty pizzed off as its my favourite hobby :-)
Hmmmmm, perhaps you could make some inquiries in the local womens rugby club and see if anyone might be willing to lend you a hand?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQpv8HEmIMaDRGeRNXx5Ol7BwgBnTSz7 2IEy3paONtn44lhOJs8SQ

I mean lifting and shifting things.

'You dirty old man' (said in my bestest H Corbett impression)

[Bibio]

how did you know i was into the 'bigger' lady's?

[DarrenSV650S]

Because you're 4 foot nothing :D


Sorry, couldn't resist ;)

[Bibio]

being my hight has its advantages in a crowd of big breasted women :-)

[DarrenSV650S]

Do you suddenly become very clumsy

[Bibio]

no usually very drunk. its a weird world looking at nipple hight all the time.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

no usually very drunk. its a weird world looking at nipple hight all the time.
What a world it would be :smt115

6ft2 - nipples that high up and I'd get a stiff neck from craning to look up (instead of down - well ladies are far better looking that men)

[Dave20046]

Planning to do the AR but tbh not got the funds for anything more adventurous.

When I'm all mended up I'll probably be up for a spin out somewhere localish as soon as the nights start to get longer if you're up for it.

aye - will be , gimme a shout

[Specialone]

Fruity, why don't you come along to Eds thing at the end of April ? Fairly local to you :)

[andrewsmith]

:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fruity, why don't you come along to Eds thing at the end of April ? Fairly local to you :)
Ed's thing? PM plz :smt072

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015
Are you 'sleep posting' again?

[Milky Bar Kid]

My painkillers have kicked in...everything is a little bit fuzzy!!!

[andrewsmith]

Are you 'sleep posting' again?

may aswel be, been up since 6am, everything is going fuzzing wearing glasses

[Specialone]

Eds thingy at the end of April (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=160585)

[minimorecambe]

G'night good peoples of the org :smt058

[andrewsmith]

nite helen :grouphug:

[DarrenSV650S]

night minxer

[Milky Bar Kid]

Eds thingy at the end of April (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=160585)

I need to remember and check my shifts to see if I can make this. Would really like to, although not keen on camping in April....brrrrr

[Specialone]

I need to remember and check my shifts to see if I can make this. Would really like to, although not keen on camping in April....brrrrr

Yeah wont be too warm :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Plus, I would need to purchase a tent...

But it is only a month after my birthday so we should have MBK birthday alcohol at some point!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Yeah wont be too warm :(

The cold doesn't bother me it's the cost (Mrs is frupping about me loosing my on-call).
I've had to get a pass for the AR but you never know.

[munkygunn182]

Good evening gentlefruits!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hello Mr Munk

[munkygunn182]

How goes Mr Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

Not bad ta. The days are starting to blur together now that I'm unemployed and not doing a lot. Staying up till 4/5 am isn't helping lol. You?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Craigy!

Eds thingy at the end of April (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=160585)

Sorry, forgot to thank you Phil.

I'm going to badger the boss at work to get an answer re my possible re-grade (been effectively acting up for over almost 2 years but they somehow managed to put off my review until the country basically starts going into job cut melt-down mode) as they are looking to loose some higher grade posts (oddly because I've been doing the graft for less money for ages) - rant over.

[munkygunn182]

Just back from rocking out with Angels and Airwaves, and writing a CV to apply for a stewarding job!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Just back from rocking out with Angels and Airwaves, and writing a CV to apply for a stewarding job!
On that note, off to bed - night all :smt019

[DarrenSV650S]

Night

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning Organs.

Wednesday mornings are soooooo hard to wake up from, especially when you didn't sleep well.

:crutches:

Someone at work mentioned that eating pineapples helps speed up injuries like mine (knee still inflamed). Does anyone know if this holds any water? (not my knee-the pineapple thing)

[Quedos]

Plus, I would need to purchase a tent...

But it is only a month after my birthday so we should have MBK birthday alcohol at some point!

MBK - i got tent you can have if you want - I won't be making this and I probably won't be making the AR or the GM.:smt104

Anyway morning Folks

The usual is on offer with added pastries!!

however I'm having the special
http://ravishingrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Redheaded-Slut.jpg with
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[Quedos]

and a big fat
http://www.gbposters.com/images/gbposters-com/lightbox/b7f7/GN0590-REAPER-finger.jpg

To work - cos I ain't doing any today

[Reeder]

Morning Organs.

Wednesday mornings are soooooo hard to wake up from, especially when you didn't sleep well.

:crutches:

Someone at work mentioned that eating pineapples helps speed up injuries like mine (knee still inflamed). Does anyone know if this holds any water? (not my knee-the pineapple thing)

I too struggle to get up on wednesday. Heck, I struggle to get up every day.
Never heard of that before, but pineapple is lush so you should just eat it anyway. I often bring in a tin of pineapple chunks to devour in the morning.

Just found this

Health Benefits:
Pineapple is a digestive aid and a Natural Anti-Inflammatory fruit. A group of sulfur-containing proteolytic enzymes in pineapple aid digestion. Fresh pineapples are rich in bromelain. Bromelain has demonstrated significant anti-inflammatory effects, reducing swelling in inflammatory conditions such as acute sinusitis, sore throat, arthritis and gout, and speeding recovery from injuries and surgery. Pineapple should be eaten alone between meals.

Pineapple enzymes have been used with success to treat rheumatoid arthritis and to speed tissue repair as a result of injuries, diabetic ulcers and general surgery. Pineapple reduces blood clotting and helps remove plaque from arterial walls. Studies suggest that pineapple enzymes may improve circulation in those with narrowed arteries, such as angina sufferers.

Pinapples are used to help cure bronquitis and throat infections. It is efficient in the treatment of arterioscleroses and anaemia. Pineapple is an excellent cerebral toner; it combats loss of memory, sadness and melancholy.



and a big fat
http://www.gbposters.com/images/gbposters-com/lightbox/b7f7/GN0590-REAPER-finger.jpg

To work - cos I ain't doing any today

:o:)

[Wideboy]

Afternight peopleingtons

Cornbeef and pickle wedge

[minimorecambe]

Good morning :)

Day off today so doing nothing but sitting in my PJs watching films :D

Hope you all have a good day at work :)

[tom-k6]

day off? you mustve planned ahead for the travels through birmingham, it takes it out of you this city does haha

anyone know if anything decent is on the telly??

[minimorecambe]

I was only passing through on a train :p

[SoulKiss]

Morning peeps

[minimorecambe]

Morning SK :)

[SoulKiss]

Morning SK :)

Heya MM :)

[Wideboy]

Lunch time.


I like food :)

[Specialone]

I can tell ;)

[minimorecambe]

Lunch time.


I like food :)

Do you?? I learn something new about you everyday ;)

[tom-k6]

its lunch time and im baking a cake. courtesy of betty crocker tho, mmmm devils food cake :D

[Wideboy]

You can tell I like food? How?

I had 2 of my 240 free cakes

[minimorecambe]

You can tell I like food? How?

I had 2 of my 240 free cakes

Good job they are only small cakes isnt it? :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Do you like cake?

http://www.videovat.com/videos/17644/family-guy-lonely-fat-ladies-club.aspx

[SoulKiss]

Betty Crocker - PAH!!!

Nothing beats home-made vanilla cupcakes - and sooooo easy.

chuck 50g butter and 50g caster sugar in a mixer and beat till the butter goes pale.

Then chuck in 1 tsp vanilla extract and 1 egg and mix till mixed in.

Now add 50g of self-raising flour, then simply put paper cases into a tin, add a dollop of the mix to each one - about a tablespoon will do, should get about a dozen from that amount.

Then pop in a pre-heated oven @ 160c for 20 mins

NOMTASTIC.

If you want bigger/more cakes, just add another 50g butter, 50g caster sugar, 1 egg, 1tsp vanilla essence, 50g self-raising flour.

I did a batch of a dozen the othe night using a triple quantity and it made some really nice, big ones.

Icing them is optional

For those on a diet, they also come out ok if you use marg in place of butter and Splenda instead of the sugar.

[minimorecambe]

Thanks for that - now I want to bake :p

[Quedos]

sorry but we have a plethora of cream cakes and donuts!!

and SK - i use the cupcake machine!!

[SoulKiss]

Thanks for that - now I want to bake :p

Want my bread recipe then?

Take 300ml warm water, ad 50g sugar (caster dissolves best) and add a 7g sachet of yeast.

Leave it somewhere warm till the yeast forms a dome on top of the water.

Add a teaspoon of salt, then 3 tablespoons of vegetable oil, finally 500g strong white flour.

Mix it together with a table knife, then when mostly combined, turn out onto a lightly floured surface and start kneading, knead until it feels smooth and not gritty (means the flour is well mixed in).

Take the bowl you mixed the dough in, clean it and put a light coating of veg oil in it, then the dough, cover it in clingfilm and leave it somewhere warm until its about twice the size it was.

Take it out of the bowl and punch the carp out of it to knock it back then knead for a few mins.

Nows the decision time - you can divide this quantity into 12 and make a dozen rolls, or put it in a loaf tin, or form it into any shape you like.

So do what you will with it, and then put the oven on to 200c - when the over is ready the dough should have risen again to what it needs to be, then pop it in the over for about 20 mins.

Take it out, let it cool then nom it all while still a bit warm (well maybe not it all, but the ends crust is VERY nice with butter and honey - or marmite :)

[minimorecambe]

Thanks :) I will have to try that one out

[tom-k6]

that bread recipe looked delicious and soo easy.......BUT, it was ruined by one word......MAR-BLOODY-MITE!!!

what is wrong with you that you feel the need to feed yourself that filth?? ;)

[SoulKiss]

that bread recipe looked delicious and soo easy.......BUT, it was ruined by one word......MAR-BLOODY-MITE!!!

what is wrong with you that you feel the need to feed yourself that filth?? ;)

The vege-oil in it makes it nice and soft too :)

Marmite - well you love it or hate it AND it is optional - for anyone feeling daring try marmite AND honey :)

[tom-k6]

something makes me think that the AR11 will be pretty much a bake sale on motorcycles

[Specialone]

You can tell I like food? How?


By your physique :)

[SoulKiss]

something makes me think that the AR11 will be pretty much a bake sale on motorcycles

You haven't tried my alcoholic ginger beer have you....

Already been asked if I will be bungee-ing the pressure barrel to the pillion seat again...

[tom-k6]

i LOVE ginger beer!!!

i missed last years AR as i broke my arm and my bike, but will definatly be making my way to this one,

[Reeder]

Unless you break your arm and your bike again. ;)


































Touch wood that obviously doesn't happen though!