The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[DarrenSV650S]

My friend's got a girlfriend. Man he hates that bi*ch. He tells me every day.
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick, in the worst kind of way"

[robh539]

A590 just outside barrow in furness

[minimorecambe]

My friend's got a girlfriend. Man he hates that bi*ch. He tells me every day.
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick, in the worst kind of way"

:smt017:smt006

[Milky Bar Kid]

My friend's got a girlfriend. Man he hates that bi*ch. He tells me every day.
He says "man I really gotta lose my chick, in the worst kind of way"

Naaaah-nah why don't you get a job!

[minimorecambe]

Very near here then.
Hmmm will have look at the paper :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Naaaah-nah why don't you get a job!

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no waaaaaay

[andrewsmith]

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no waaaaaay

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[minimorecambe]

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/injured-barrow-biker-to-sue-council-1.763145?referrerPath=news/

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sail away, sail awaaaay, no waaay

[Wideboy]

gaarrrhh!! **** **** **** cakes!!!

[robh539]

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/injured-barrow-biker-to-sue-council-1.763145?referrerPath=news/

Awesome I can't do that on my phone. I hope the result gets published.

[andrewsmith]

hope he wins that case MM

[DarrenSV650S]

I heard the potholes have to be over 4 inches deep before the council will cough up




*waits for mm to make an innuendo out of that*

[minimorecambe]

What are you trying to insinuate Darren darling ?!

[DarrenSV650S]

nothing dear :D

[minimorecambe]

:^o

[robh539]

Darling ????? How sweet ;) lol

[andrewsmith]

thats a bit sweet for the mega thread

[DarrenSV650S]

Is there something wrong with your nose?

[minimorecambe]

I can be sweet, sometimes, when I'm not being sarcastic :)

[minimorecambe]

Is there something wrong with your nose?

Yes actually Darren there is! :p

[andrewsmith]

hows you face atm MM?

[minimorecambe]

Sore still but I got away with minimal bruising that's easily covered :)

[DarrenSV650S]

The grey make-up is working well. I can hardly see the bruising

[minimorecambe]

Grey is the new black didn't you know :)

[andrewsmith]

Sore still but I got away with minimal bruising that's easily covered :)

good good :kiss:

[robh539]

Glad too hear it MM. Right I'm in the bar, my posts my get messy lol :)

[Wideboy]

they already have...... who teh feck goes on teh org when they're out

[andrewsmith]

Glad too hear it MM. Right I'm in the bar, my posts my get messy lol :)

like this: I love darren?*

[DarrenSV650S]

robh

[DarrenSV650S]

huh what? shut up andy pandy. Go fit your shock

[andrewsmith]

huh what? shut up andy pandy. Go fit your shock

haha

need to nick me mates dremmel next week for something else so gonna do it then and its been too wet all week (so far),

[minimorecambe]

You starting early Rob?!

[widepants]

evening M&M and other peeps who have no life

[andrewsmith]

ok hello WP

[minimorecambe]

I am multi tasking thankyou very much :)

[robh539]

Well I'm sat in a hotel bar on my own :( free beer :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Right I'm off for a run/workout/swim/steam

Laters

[Wideboy]

Well I'm sat in a hotel bar on my own :( free beer :)

wtf! customer let you down again?

[minimorecambe]

T'ra :)

[widepants]

bye then pffft

[andrewsmith]

laters darren

[andrewsmith]

random but this made me lol

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/epic-fail-seagull-fail.jpg

[robh539]

no WB day job business trip, tho I'll be out in my second job when it's dark.

[minimorecambe]

No longer multi tasking :)
You now have my full attention

[andrewsmith]

what you been doing MM?

[Wideboy]

shh smith, it could be personal

[minimorecambe]

Cleaning, feeding, watering and entertaining the ferrets.
Now to clean, feed, water and entertain myself

[widepants]

now that sounds like something I would watch

[andrewsmith]

sounds like a perfect lazy day MM

[minimorecambe]

now that sounds like something I would watch


No comment

[Holdup]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooorning

[andrewsmith]

tuesday HU

[robh539]

Evening HU

No comment

Shame this could of been a fun read lol

[Holdup]

happy new year

How are we all

[minimorecambe]

Hi HU :) how's yourself today?

[Holdup]

Mega excited still :D

You?

[andrewsmith]

friday hu?

[Holdup]

No Today is Wednesday :rolleyes:




(Yea i get it Friday sweeeeeeet)

[robh539]

Yeah the beast is yours, I'm a little be jelous mate.

[minimorecambe]

Mega excited still :D

You?

Im all good :)

[minimorecambe]

Shame this could of been a fun read lol

Im sure it would have been :p:rolleyes:

[widepants]

time to let the cat in...too posh to use the flap

[Holdup]

Lol

My cat just cant figure out how the cat flap works half the time, she just dabs at it with her paw :confused:

And cant wait till i can actualy ride the bike Rob

[andrewsmith]

probs be snowing by then hu

[minimorecambe]

Bloody horrible weather here :(

Need to attatch a brolly to my helmet!

[andrewsmith]

had rain in N'cle virtually all day

bloody horrid

[robh539]

Mate I was the same when I got mine. Its still feels the same as the first ride. Mines carbed smooth but insanely fast. Keep the oil In it and it's bullet proof :) you will love it and prob more aggressive been injection :)
Track it that's amazing :)

[minimorecambe]

We have here aswell.
As long as it doesnt rain between 7:20-7:45am and 20:00-2030 I will be quite happy :)

[andrewsmith]

u may get a soak tomorrow night

[robh539]

Bloody horrible weather here :(

Need to attatch a brolly to my helmet!

The weather wa lovely over the bay, when I was realised from work and 6. Raining at 1 as normal. well it wouldn't be the lake district would it lol

[minimorecambe]

Yeh it wasnt raining then but I cant say it was blue skies this side of the water!

[Holdup]

Mate I was the same when I got mine. Its still feels the same as the first ride. Mines carbed smooth but insanely fast. Keep the oil In it and it's bullet proof :) you will love it and prob more aggressive been injection :)
Track it that's amazing :)

I just cant wait, altho Nov will be ****ty weather i think ill be out every moment possible :D but at least i got a month to polish / add the bits to it i want / acf50 it etc, but no way is it going to see a track

[robh539]

Strange its not far really, I was driving about in my sunglasses lol.

[minimorecambe]

Really!! Was black skies here all day when it was throwing it down!
You off home tomorrow did you say?

[robh539]

I just cant wait, altho Nov will be ****ty weather i think ill be out every moment possible :D but at least i got a month to polish / add the bits to it i want / acf50 it etc, but no way is it going to see a track

I said no track too. 6mth later and I am screaming around mallory park. Oulton park next year is a dead cert. I bet change your mind, you can't use the kawks on the road to it's full.

[Holdup]

I know what your on about track lol, did RH school on a 600rr for my birthday and could see then that the track was really the only place you can use the full potential of the bike, but i wont, i forbid myself lol, might get my fix on a blade next year at Ron Haslams :p

[robh539]

Really!! Was black skies here all day when it was throwing it down!
You off home tomorrow did you say?

Yeah I hope to be, tho I think after 10hrs work :(
I do like it up here to be honest I even come up for the k2b walk. But never on my bike, that will change next year,

[minimorecambe]

Yeh it aint to bad up this neck of the woods.
What you going to do when you come up on the bike?

[Holdup]

Any one else think Kesha is kinda hot?

[minimorecambe]

Honestly - no :)

[Specialone]

Any one else think Kesha is kinda hot?

Not that stinky one with the freckles?

Hello btw

[Specialone]

Hey Robert, i wanna ride the lake district so we could do something next year if you like.

[Reeder]

Any one else think Kesha is kinda hot?

I would.

[Holdup]

Not that stinky one with the freckles?

Hello btw

Yea, its only in her latest video that she looks any good to be fair

and :smt006

[minimorecambe]

Hi SO and Reeder :)

SO - If you come to the lakes then be sure to call in at Morecambe :D

[robh539]

HU yeah she is.
RH you lucky bugger, keep looking at it, just I have other plans for my cash for a while. Is on the to do list tho. I bet it was awesome fun.

MM riding and taking pics of the lakes on my way to Scotland, as my TT plans look shot. Thinking of a euro trip too :)

[Specialone]

The euro trip is a defo robert, ill go on my own if i have to ;)

MM will drop in on you no worries on the way to the lakes :)

[robh539]

Hello Phil how the devil are you? All good? Yeah I'm up for it and the France thing too. You about on sat if the weather ok?
You missed me we spent last weekend apart, after 6 weeks lol ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

Back :)

Got some home-made banana bread. Time for Grand Designs

[Holdup]

Got some home-made banana bread. Time for Grand Designs

What
The
****
?

[Specialone]

Hello Phil how the devil are you? All good? Yeah I'm up for it and the France thing too. You about on sat if the weather ok?
You missed me we spent last weekend apart, after 6 weeks lol ;)

I did shed a tear cos you wasnt around lol
Had Ralphs shoulder to cry on instead ;)

Maybe sat, taking sprint to triumph tomoz to look at my brakes.

[minimorecambe]

What
The
****
?


You took the words right out of my mouth! No offence Darren :p

[DarrenSV650S]

I have found some home-made banana bread which I am going to eat

Grand designs is a tv program which I am watching


....retard

[robh539]

I hear warm apple pie is better ;)

[Holdup]

HU yeah she is.
RH you lucky bugger, keep looking at it, just I have other plans for my cash for a while. Is on the to do list tho. I bet it was awesome fun.

Hmm think ill have to agree that she is then

And yea, cus i work for a Honda dealer i get money of as well :D they are doing 600RR course's in October for £230 atm down from £270 odd

[Specialone]

I might watch GD as the man u game is boring

[minimorecambe]

Mean Machine here :D

[robh539]

I did shed a tear cos you wasnt around lol
Had Ralphs shoulder to cry on instead ;)

Maybe sat, taking sprint to triumph tomoz to look at my brakes.

I know dumped for a dirty weekend ;)

Kool will be interested to hear what they say.

[Holdup]

I have found some home-made banana bread which I am going to eat - ????? wtf, sounds horrible

Grand designs is a tv program which I am watching - wtf, its boring


....retard - yeh you are

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