The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[DarrenSV650S]

Phew Im not in trouble then??!!!!
No. Are you disappointed?


what u on about. have i been sleeping?

It's a new american drama on ch4

[andrewsmith]

It's a new american drama on ch4

Cheers Darren

I now know to avoid like the clap

[Bibio]

Bib = hugs :D Just because!!!

awwwe shucks :love:

[DarrenSV650S]

Cheers Darren

I now know to avoid like the clap

Why

[andrewsmith]

just because

and on that note

Laters all

[Bibio]

cya mr smith.

[DarrenSV650S]

queer

[minimorecambe]

No. Are you disappointed?

:(

awwwe shucks :love:

:smt060

[minimorecambe]

Night Andy xxx

[minimorecambe]

My ear is sore :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Punch it!! Punch it right on the nose

[minimorecambe]

Punch it!! Punch it right on the nose


:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

Are you OK Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

You don't know me very well do you

[minimorecambe]

Obviously not and Im not sure if I am happy about that fact!!

[Bibio]

i is not a happy chappy. furkin suzuki uk have withdrawn the 650 sport curents. there goes my plans.

[Bibio]

ooohhh MM darren IS strange.

[DarrenSV650S]

It's just a seat cowl and some stickers

[Bibio]

no its lowers too. and it comes in 1 furkin colour shizzy white with boy racer stripe. WTF are they on.

[minimorecambe]

i is not a happy chappy. furkin suzuki uk have withdrawn the 650 sport curents. there goes my plans.

Ahh ****e :(

:smt058:smt056

I will be all kissed out by the end of tonight!!!

[minimorecambe]

ooohhh MM darren IS strange.


yeh and useless!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

You still get the white with blue stripes. Just not the accessories

[Bibio]

i'm going to be in a strop for ages. might just go and buy a hyosung. suzuki if you are listening you are all fukin slanty eyed retards.

[DarrenSV650S]

yeh and useless!!!

Say what now :evil:

[minimorecambe]

Say what now :evil:

You shall get your praise and kisses when I get my rock!!!!!!! ;)

[Bibio]

i might be lucky in march and find a new old stock black one. but i doubt it. mind you sally did get a grey one that they said was a 2009, in yer dreams.

[DarrenSV650S]

You shall get your praise and kisses when I get my rock!!!!!!! ;)

Yeh you might be waiting a while for that now

[minimorecambe]

Well in that case send the ferret back :)

[DarrenSV650S]

No I'm holding him ransom

[minimorecambe]

No I'm holding him ransom

Damn me for being too trusting :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Damn you indeed

[minimorecambe]

Darren thats just mean!!

I am upset now so am going to bed

[DarrenSV650S]

Goodnight!! :flower:

[minimorecambe]

Why does my body not understand the concept of a lie-in?!

Morning x

[Wideboy]

new phone number 4

[minimorecambe]

Still waiting on mine.
Will be here between 8am - 6pm, whats the betting it will come at 17:55!!

[Wideboy]

they aways give me a time scale, i say earliest which is 9 - 1 and it always gets here at 10

[minimorecambe]

Wish I had the option.
Having to stay in and wait for the damn thing :(

[Wideboy]

oh dear, well im putting all my necessaries back onto it and then im off out

[DarrenSV650S]

What are you two waiting for?

[andrewsmith]

queer

American!!!

[Wideboy]

What are you two waiting for?
i need my x-ray vision app so i can point it a t ladies..... derr

[minimorecambe]

Im waiting for my new phone to arrive :)

:smt006

[DarrenSV650S]

I understand

[minimorecambe]

I am getting bored of waiting now. [-(


What to do :-k

[hindle8907]

cant believe im working all weekend :( 8am to 5.30 !!! arhh get me out of here !!!!

[minimorecambe]

That sucks :(

I am blaming royal mail for the fact that I am now internet shopping to kill time while waiting for them to turn up!!!

[Wideboy]

quiet in here today

[Venom]

quiet in here today

:smt064

[Wideboy]

err its you

[Venom]

err its you

so?

[DarrenSV650S]

Not only do my car's brakes judder under heavy braking, but now when I'm going slow through town, they squeak, squeak, squeak all the way home :(

I want a new car

[minimorecambe]

My patience is wearing thin so I am going to cook tea.

[Venom]

new brakes would be cheaper

[Venom]

My patience is wearing thin so I am going to cook tea.

what's for tea?

[minimorecambe]

Lasagne

[DarrenSV650S]

new brakes would be cheaper

That's the latest problem. It also has a mechanical whine that nobody can figure out what it is.

[DarrenSV650S]

what's for tea?

Chicken curry for me :D

[Wideboy]

That's the latest problem. It also has a mechanical whine that nobody can figure out what it is.

just say its a turbo!

BTW you dics are warped, hence juddering on heavy breaking and the squeaking

[Venom]

both sound nice, I haven't decided what to cook

[Wideboy]

both sound nice, I haven't decided what to cook

food?

[DarrenSV650S]

just say its a turbo!

BTW you dics are warped, hence juddering on heavy breaking and the squeaking

Sounds like a broken turbo


Yeh I think it must be warped. But it's the back disc that is squeaking. There's no way it could get warped under normal use so it must be seized on, which means stripping the calliper and bleeding it. Which all means a very large bill from the garage :(

[Venom]

food?

duh. I might make a pie but I'll have to go out and buy the ingredients for the filling

[minimorecambe]

Mmm sausage and onion pie :)

[DarrenSV650S]

You can't put sausages in a pie!! What is wrong with you!


btw couldn't find any rock. There's no touristy shops about here and my bike's away for the winter

[minimorecambe]

Dont knock it until you've tried it! I shall make you it one day :)

Its Ok, thanks for remembering about me ;)

[Wideboy]

Sounds like a broken turbo


Yeh I think it must be warped. But it's the back disc that is squeaking. There's no way it could get warped under normal use so it must be seized on, which means stripping the calliper and bleeding it. Which all means a very large bill from the garage :(

do it yourself, its no harder than the bike

[Wideboy]

duh. I might make a pie but I'll have to go out and buy the ingredients for the filling

teehee, you said filling, teehee

[Venom]

Mmm sausage and onion pie :)

I've made sausage, onion and potato pie before

[DarrenSV650S]

do it yourself, its no harder than the bike

Hell to the no. I'm not messing with the car. Plus I need it for work and I'm not a quick worker

[minimorecambe]

I've made sausage, onion and potato pie before


Never thought about adding potatoes - I shall do next time :)

[Wideboy]

Hell to the no. I'm not messing with the car. Plus I need it for work and I'm not a quick worker

poof

[Venom]

Never thought about adding potatoes - I shall do next time :)

I used cumberland sausagemeat, new potatoes and shortcrust pastry

[Venom]

poof

you should go up and work on his car.

[Wideboy]

no i shouldn't

[Venom]

no i shouldn't be nice :)

[minimorecambe]

be nice :)

:smt046

:smt082

[Wideboy]

no i wont, im horrible

[Venom]

no i wont, im horrible
I see the problem... what if we made Darren a girl? Would you give her car a good servicing?

[Wideboy]

i sure would!!

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm not sure I want a wide boy service

[DarrenSV650S]

Minxer I've got a couple screens here I don't need

[minimorecambe]

What you got Darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

SCREENS!

Turn your ears up

[minimorecambe]

SCREENS!

Turn your ears up

[-(

[DarrenSV650S]

Got a light tint one and a bling bling kaching orange one :D

[minimorecambe]

Well you now have a pm that doesnt matter anymore!

Im after a darker tint one. :(

Seeing as I have colour co-ordination I wouldn't put an orange screen on my bike :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Got some orange wheels that will go lovely with that screen ;)
And orange brake lines, and orange decals :D

[minimorecambe]

3...2...1....back in the room!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Stop spamming my inbox!!

[minimorecambe]

Muhahahaha ;)

[munkygunn182]

Evening all, what's occuring?

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey Mr Munk

Nothing really interesting

[munkygunn182]

Yep, same here you been enjoying the same rain I have?

[DarrenSV650S]

It started spitting earlier but mostly dry today. What you been up to?

[munkygunn182]

Was out on a lesson today, and it was flooding round about me! Now trying to find something to do on a saturday night... its not an easy one because all of my mates are lazy barstewards that don't drive or ride, and refuse to pay for taxis more than once a year, thus social life is pretty dire [/rant]

How about yourself?

[DarrenSV650S]

Take it you live out in the sticks then? I'm just watchin tv, got inbetweeners dvds to watch later :D

[munkygunn182]

I live about 12 miles outside glasgow, so i'v got a train every half hour which is fine. They live 3 miles from me, in a village without even a shop!

[minimorecambe]

Evening all :D

Been to see the child, now in my PJs :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Your Duncan's too?

[minimorecambe]

If that is directed at me Darren, then I havn't a clue what it means!!