The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Milky Bar Kid]

You would think you would actually run out of snotters....apparently not, they just keep on coming! Why does this not work for nice things and only gross things like snotters??

[Wideboy]

Lunch time!!! Mmmm snot and boggies

Afternoon peopleingtons

[Milky Bar Kid]

Gav you love all this snotter talk when you are eating your sandwich!

[minimorecambe]

I seem to have caught man flu :-?

[Wideboy]

Nothing can put me off eating,


my mummy made me some marmalade cake, its yummy

[Milky Bar Kid]

I seem to have caught man flu :-?

Me too....although it's not as deadly on the female of the species apparently! Apparently we don't suffer the full pain with man flu...lol

[Wideboy]

I seem to have caught man flu :-?

Sowwy :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:alien:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UVqXcNC7gqY/SwQmRkRYbKI/AAAAAAAAADA/KmUdPDDqf98/s1600/GilbertTheAlien.jpg

[Viney]

'sup organs.

I need some love Ladies of the org. Just cuddles will be fine. Tough day at the office. Death by Excel and over zealous procedures.

[minimorecambe]

MBK - women don't suffer as bad with man flu and neither does everyone around them! :p

[anna]

ewwwwwww your all gross .. stop talking about yuckie stuff

[Viney]

:alien:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UVqXcNC7gqY/SwQmRkRYbKI/AAAAAAAAADA/KmUdPDDqf98/s1600/GilbertTheAlien.jpgI dated her for a few weeks back in the 90's

[minimorecambe]

Viney - :smt058

[anna]

MM did you choose your own sig?


T- nothing really new here

V- man always got the anna hug bank ready

Q- hows the back now?

[minimorecambe]

I chose most of it - the bottom line is the work of a laptop thief :p

[anna]

I suspected as much, I just wasnt sure why you were keeping it there unless it was for some bet you were winning ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

MM did you choose your own sig?


T- nothing really new here

V- man always got the anna hug bank ready

Q- hows the back now?

I love how women can multi-task.

They are truly amazing.

And they smell nice.

[minimorecambe]

Because it will only get replaced with something else if I delete it

[Viney]

*Turns on sigs*

Ta Anna and Hel :kiss:

[Quedos]

'sup organs.

I need some love Ladies of the org. Just cuddles will be fine. Tough day at the office. Death by Excel and over zealous procedures.

tough tittie you ain't getting any for me for all the misdemenours you'll be apologising long time for:smt019
you really were pulling above your weight back in th 90's then weren't you! (lol)
you got rid of your best sig!!

anna - the backs a wee bit better back to physio on thursday to explain that i'm still getting pain and that no I've not being the exercises :(

[anna]

I love how women can multi-task.

They are truly amazing.

And they smell nice.

Im sorry I missed saying hi to you!!

Q- were the exercises not helping you?

MM- ahh that explains things.

[Quedos]

F-y-y - smell nice do we is that with or without perfume??

A - no i was just lazy and kept forgetting to do them, well do them all. When the back was sore i wasn't for doing any of them esp the crunches

[Viney]

tough tittie you ain't getting any for me for all the misdemeanour's you'll be apologising long time for:smt019
you really were pulling above your weight back in the 90's then weren't you! (lol)
you got rid of your best sig!!

Like whatevvvva *shows hand* like i need your cuddles, i have Anna and MM looking after me so ner.

As for punching above my weight. Always.

Wot, the one about Snow White. Well, what can i say.

[Quedos]

Like whatevvvva *shows hand* like i need your cuddles, i have Anna and MM looking after me so ner.

As for punching above my weight. Always.

Wot, the one about Snow White. Well, what can i say.

You sooooo need them no one does hugs like Q!! ( sorry anna and MM)
*high fives hand* hehehe:cheers:
Snow white had nothing to do with it :smt104- Try being grumpy!

[Quedos]

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/original/flying-cat-fight.jpg

[Viney]

You sooooo need them no one does hugs like Q!! ( sorry anna and MM)
*high fives hand* hehehe:cheers:
Snow white had nothing to do with it :smt104- Try being grumpy!Ah, but they do. I cant comment on MM hugs, but i have had Anna hugs, and hugs from you, and to be honest, Anna's were way better, and she smelled better ;)

Well, i am grumpy, a grumpy old man, so what, deal with it ok!

Jeeeez, Women north of the border!

[Quedos]

ouch - thats not what you told me on the subway! just good for one day was I

Grumpy not the word i would use



















lol

[Viney]

ouch - thats not what you told me on the subway! just good for one day was I

Grumpy not the word i would use



















lolYeah just one day. Thats all i could put up with ;)

*goes back into hiding*

[Fruity-ya-ya]

F-y-y - smell nice do we is that with or without perfume
My lady wifey smells lovely all the time with/without perfume (well perhaps some nivia underarm is always a wise precaution).

Also, she only puts on a tiny amount of makeup and looks amazing so maybe I'm taring ya'll with the same brush.

A - np, i was hiding.

[Quedos]

from the sounds of thing - Keep Tarring Fruity!!!
me without makeup is not a pretty sight

[Quedos]

Yeah just one day. Thats all i could put up with ;)

*goes back into hiding*

see go and hide can't even 'man' up and fight your battles anymore
MB!!!!:smt072:smt072

[Reeder]

I'll have his cuddles from you Q :) more the merrier.

[Quedos]

((((((((((((((((((((((((((hug))))))))))))))))))))) )))))))))))))

[Viney]

Im back!..well, im not, im off to the post office then homeward bound.

Laters ya'll

[Quedos]

:cheers::cheers:

Are you coming back soon [-o<[-o<[-o<


No!
Awww Shame:smt026:rave::smt026

:love:ya really

[anna]

Just back from the post office myself.

[Quedos]

shame _ i'm heading home and picking up the other half to take him for whisky tasting!!

[munkygunn182]

Evening all, how was everyones valentines day? I think there's a reasonable chance im still not legal to drive!

[Wideboy]

afternoon all

i iz sick of car hunting i tell theeee!!

[minimorecambe]

Yawn - home after a tiring day :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Yawn - home after a tiring day :)
Hey up Helen - you made me yawn (seriously).

That was mad, read you post and yawned like a lion on some wild life program.

Again just now as I post this.

[munkygunn182]

So the megathread is lurching towards 3000 pages, personally I think we should have a party!

[minimorecambe]

They do say yawning is infective :)

You get the beers in then Craig :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You get the beers in then Craig :p
+1

[munkygunn182]

They do say yawning is infective :)

You get the beers in then Craig :p

The beers are in, and im currently experimenting with a few track mixes... so uh... party at mine?

[minimorecambe]

Make it a pyjama party and Im there :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

The beers are in, and im currently experimenting with a few track mixes... so uh... party at mine?
As fine an offer as that is, I cannot make it that far on one leg.
Plus I'd miss Cowboy builders on fiver.

[munkygunn182]

Make it a pyjama party and Im there :)

You can wear what you like, the beers are here, the tunes are here... just need the peoples!

[munkygunn182]

As fine an offer as that is, I cannot make it that far on one leg.
Plus I'd miss Cowboy builders on fiver.

And thats why you've got a bike ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

And thats why you've got a bike ;)
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPymY1pXsxfB4YXQZ_V4pTrSnMULJXB 8tntnbMUTC0kwV2pFnHXg

Maybe you're right.

[Sally]

You can wear what you like, the beers are here, the tunes are here... just need the peoples!

Will be down soon!

[munkygunn182]

Quality!

[andrewsmith]

clap clap clap

i think someones got it*



*not me got the all clear after Monday

[DarrenSV650S]

What a day. Our helicopter crashed in to a swimming pool four times!!

[Bibio]

you going ahead with plans then Daz?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yup. My head hurts

[Bibio]

teeeheee yup plunge pools are cold.

[minimorecambe]

Whats your plans Darren? Im out of the loop

[andrewsmith]

what u been doing darren?

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm training up to hopefully get a job on the rigs to earn megabucks

[Bibio]

Whats your plans Darren? Im out of the loop

yes and there you shall stay till you learn to behave yourself :smt040

[minimorecambe]

Im a good girl - just ask WB :p

[munkygunn182]

Evening Bibio, Helen, Darren, Smithers and Fruity!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Bibio, Helen, Darren and Smithers!
Yes evening all (and Craig).

[DarrenSV650S]

Nice mate Helen :smt118

[andrewsmith]

Nice mate Helen :smt118

+1

got her no?

[minimorecambe]

Lol yes Darren, the missus is gorgeous isnt she (bitch :p)

[Bibio]

maybe good to WB but that dont count.

yes yes.. hello everyone

[munkygunn182]

Yes evening all (and Craig).

We've already spoken tonight! :o

[minimorecambe]

+1

got her no?

Yes I have, yes she is single, and no you cant have it :p

[Bibio]

am i allowed to take her out?

[andrewsmith]

Yes I have, yes she is single, and no you cant have it :p

:smt019

Just had to beat everyone else to asking it :D

[minimorecambe]

Im not her pimp! :p

[Bibio]

aaahhhh i see WB is the pimp.

[munkygunn182]

Can i go halfs with you bibs? :p

[Fruity-ya-ya]

We've already spoken tonight! :o
I didn't want to seem as though we'd had some weird lovers spat but now it does so I guess that worked.

[Reeder]

Yes I have, yes she is single, and no you cant have it :p

If she asks nicely, and ONLY if she asks nicely, I'll take her out.

[Bibio]

BTW Helen i was not that far from you the other day. some cracking roads down there.

[munkygunn182]

Evening Bibio, Helen, Darren, Smithers and Fruity!

Revised :rolleyes:

[munkygunn182]

If she asks nicely, and ONLY if she asks nicely, I'll take her out.

:winner:

[Bibio]

Can i go halfs with you bibs? :p
what half?

[minimorecambe]

Where were you Bib? Why didnt you say and I would have come to meet you

[Bibio]

was a wee bit away in Barnard Castle getting measured up for my new leathers.

[munkygunn182]

what half?

I shall respect my elders and allow you to have the bottom half?

[minimorecambe]

I love Barney Castle :D I would have rode up there to see you :)

[andrewsmith]

was a wee bit away in Barnard Castle getting measured up for my new leathers.

YOur closer to me mate! Am an hour away from there

[Bibio]

tiz ok my pretty. we will catch up once the bike is on the road.

no no. the bottom half is boring nowt but slime and ****e. much prefer the talking part.

[minimorecambe]

I go to visit a friend in Durham quite a lot and go past there :)

[Bibio]

yes yes i know i was being ignorant but i was on a tight schedule.

[Reeder]

tiz ok my pretty. we will catch up once the bike is on the road.

no no. the bottom half is boring nowt but slime and ****e. much prefer the talking part.

Looks like you've done alright then Craig.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

tiz ok my pretty. we will catch up once the bike is on the road.

no no. the bottom half is boring nowt but slime and ****e. much prefer the talking part.
I'm going to have to read back as I've only got one eye on this thread and it's disturbing me.

[Bibio]

we ended up on some road that had some blinding bends on it. proper elbows they were.

[munkygunn182]

Welcome to page 3000!

[minimorecambe]

tiz ok my pretty. we will catch up once the bike is on the road.

I will hold you to that :)

[andrewsmith]

we ended up on some road that had some blinding bends on it. proper elbows they were.

A66 or A68

[DarrenSV650S]

Minxer what's the theme for March?

[Bibio]

was this one. trust me its bloooody scary and mucho fun fun fun.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=Station+Rd%2FA686&daddr=A686&hl=en&geocode=FVRfRAMdPr_a_w%3BFSDSRgMdMuHd_w&mra=me&mrcr=0&mrsp=1,0&sz=14&sll=54.968894,-2.265329&sspn=0.036459,0.111494&ie=UTF8&ll=54.897934,-2.178726&spn=0.292186,0.891953&z=11

[minimorecambe]

Lol - I really only put it on because I lve the reflection in the window and she is looking into the snow :)

The one I took before that one is better

[DarrenSV650S]

Lol - I really only put it on because I lve the reflection in the window and she is looking into the snow :)

The one I took before that one is better

Does it have a better view? Or a better view? ;)

[Reeder]

Welcome to page 3000!

Not much has changed but we type under water...