The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Bibio]

you and me both mate.

[Wideboy]

its a bit down in here?

[DarrenSV650S]

Get your pom poms Gav and give us a pep up !

[Wideboy]

how about no?

[DarrenSV650S]

I wasn't asking

[andrewsmith]

do it boi!!!

[Wideboy]

no

[Reeder]

Don't bully Gav.

[Wideboy]

yeah dont bully me

[DarrenSV650S]

Why not?

[Reeder]

Cos I said.

[Holdup]

gnineve

[DarrenSV650S]

but you're reeder...

[Reeder]

Exactly...

[Wideboy]

thank you andrew, now make me a sandwich

tis boring in here this evening, what's gone on?

[Reeder]

Make your own sandwich you lazy ****

[Wideboy]

no you make, i damn well asked you!

[Reeder]

I'm telling you no, bitch!

[Wideboy]

i dont know what to say..... im upset

[Reeder]

Good.
I'm putting my foot down and setting the record straight.

[Wideboy]

dont make me hit you! you think i like doing it!! look what you've made me do!!

[Reeder]

You wouldn't dare.

[Wideboy]

yeah boring now

[minimorecambe]

Finally finished :)

[Wideboy]

who are you?

[minimorecambe]

I dont think I want to talk to you :smt009

[Wideboy]

no body ever does......


:smt090

[Wideboy]

channel 4, the bloke rides a black pointy!

[minimorecambe]

He has taste :D

[andrewsmith]

i have taste

I have curves

[minimorecambe]

I have curves aswell - Im just fat though :(

[Wideboy]

i have curves..... way better

[andrewsmith]

I have curves aswell - Im just fat though :(

ur not!! Ur purrrfect :D

[minimorecambe]

ur not!! Ur purrrfect :D

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/22blind-man.jpg

[Holdup]

Creep

[minimorecambe]

Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Viney]

oo- OO- oo - OOooo-oo-oo OOooo-oo-oo Ooo-o-ooooo, Barbara Streisand

[minimorecambe]

MmmmmmmmmmmmmK

(Hi Viney:D )

[Viney]

Hey Helen Mwah:kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

oo- OO- oo - OOooo-oo-oo OOooo-oo-oo Ooo-o-ooooo, Barbara Streisand

Tune :smt040

[minimorecambe]

Mucho mwahing back :smt058

[DarrenSV650S]

Where's my mwah viney??

[minimorecambe]

DARREN :D










Helen has run out of rock already :(

[DarrenSV650S]

DARREN :D










Helen has run out of rock already :(

That'll be because Edinburgh rock is the best rock ever and really yummy. Isn't it? :p

[minimorecambe]

Yes it is :D

[Holdup]

i dont see my offer of any rock bitch

[DarrenSV650S]

:D So how are you going to satisfy your Rock habit, now that I've got you hooked ?

[minimorecambe]

By being incredibly nice to you????

[DarrenSV650S]

i dont see my offer of any rock bitch

Should have asked then shouldn't you

[Holdup]

gte me some rock pwease

[DarrenSV650S]

By being incredibly nice to you????

Send me a ferret and we'll talk

[Viney]

Mucho mwahing back :smt058Mwah back at ya.

Hmm, edinburgh rock...erm...rocks in all its pure sugary style

[DarrenSV650S]

gte me some rock pwease

What's in it for me?

[minimorecambe]

Send me a ferret and we'll talk

Hmmm OK :D

[Holdup]

What's in it for me?

rock

[DarrenSV650S]

rock

I don't want your dirty cheapo crumbly rock

[DarrenSV650S]

Helen are you happy now that you have your parents back for company ?

[minimorecambe]

Helen are you happy now that you have your parents back for company ?

In a way yes.
I am on a bit of a downer at the moment though so being a bit of a recluse!

[Viney]

In a way yes.
I am on a bit of a downer at the moment though so being a bit of a recluse!Dont be. Have a french fry:mrgreen:

[DarrenSV650S]

Why the downer?

[minimorecambe]

Just life.
Ill snap out of it soon :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm consuming the left over kopparberg from the weekend. Drunkers make me happier :)

[minimorecambe]

:)
I am looking forward to another 12 hour shift tomorrow.........................................: (

Your ferret will be in the post Wednesday Darren ;)

[munkygunn182]

Just back in off the road... first time i've driven a car in about 6 months... i hate it!

[DarrenSV650S]

:)
I am looking forward to another 12 hour shift tomorrow.........................................: (

Your ferret will be in the post Wednesday Darren ;)
woop woop :D


Just back in off the road... first time i've driven a car in about 6 months... i hate it!
Hey munkers

[minimorecambe]

Hi Craig :)

[dizzyblonde]

sulphur and really rotten eggs, thats what little boys are made of :(

[minimorecambe]

woop woop :D

You may woop!

Hope you are ready for the destruction!!!!! :twisted:

[DarrenSV650S]

dizzy's been on the sauce again

[Holdup]

sulphur and really rotten eggs, thats what little boys are made of :(

Got a pukey little baby then?

[dizzyblonde]

sauce?

[DarrenSV650S]

You may woop!

Hope you are ready for the destruction!!!!! :twisted:

Nah it's just a snack for the dogs really ;)

[dizzyblonde]

Got a pukey little baby then?


No, one has just exploded 2 days worth of plop:pukel:

[DarrenSV650S]

sauce?

lol what are you talking about?

[munkygunn182]

Hey munkers

Hi Craig :)

Hey Darren, Hey Helen, hows things?

[Holdup]

Nah it's just a snack for the dogs really ;)

HA!

The ferret would eat your dogs

[Holdup]

No, one has just exploded 2 days worth of plop:pukel:

lovely

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey Darren, Hey Helen, hows things?
Good ta. Getting tipsy :)


You?

HA!

The ferret would eat your dogs

Nope

[Holdup]

yea your dogs stood on top of each other are smaller than a ferret

[dizzyblonde]

BTW, do peeps like my new avatar?

[DarrenSV650S]

BTW, do peeps like my new avatar?

No it's confusing. You are a girl and that isn't a girl. Don't make no sense!

[Holdup]

Who is it

[munkygunn182]

Good ta. Getting tipsy :)


You?


Not bad man, just had a chilled night after having a good few beers last night!

[dizzyblonde]

Thats my dad circa 1980 something

[andrewsmith]

No, one has just exploded 2 days worth of plop:pukel:

oh lovely want some nose plugs??

[DarrenSV650S]

Thats my dad circa 1980 something

Realy? Looks like he's out of a 70's american cop show

[dizzyblonde]

oh lovely want some nose plugs??

[-o< do you have rose scented ones?[-o<

[minimorecambe]

Hey Darren, Hey Helen, hows things?

Ok ta :)

Nah it's just a snack for the dogs really ;)

I shall not be sending you one then if you can't be a responsible owner!!!!!

[dizzyblonde]

Realy? Looks like he's out of a 70's american cop show

yup daddy dear, complete with Malboro fags:)
He was working in Saudi Arabia at the time

[minimorecambe]

Thats my dad circa 1980 something

Awesome photo Dizz :D

[DarrenSV650S]

I shall not be sending you one then if you can't be a responsible owner!!!!!

tut ok then but you'll have to send a cage too

[DarrenSV650S]

yup daddy dear, complete with Malboro fags:)
He was working in Saudi Arabia at the time

Proper poser in that pic lol :p

[minimorecambe]

tut ok then but you'll have to send a cage too

Flipping hell!!!!
I may rehome ferrets, but I am not a petshop Darren!!!!

Ferret will be in the post Wednesday, sort the cage out before it lands!

[andrewsmith]

[-o< do you have rose scented ones?[-o<

nope but i've found how they look in use

http://content.lib.washington.edu/icweb/images/apatani.jpg

[minimorecambe]

nope but i've found how they look in use

http://content.lib.washington.edu/icweb/images/apatani.jpg

:smt046 :winner:

[DarrenSV650S]

Flipping hell!!!!
I may rehome ferrets, but I am not a petshop Darren!!!!

Ferret will be in the post Wednesday, sort the cage out before it lands!

Got an old dog cage in the garage actually

[dizzyblonde]

Awesome photo Dizz :D

I thought so too, its been hiding in the loft with a load of excellent family pics at my parents. Dad was one cool lookin fella! Mutton chops FTW:mrgreen:

[andrewsmith]

lol it look like 1970's movie pic dizz, cracking pic

[dizzyblonde]

nope but i've found how they look in use

http://content.lib.washington.edu/icweb/images/apatani.jpg

:smt046 :winner:

:smt104 +1 LOL

[minimorecambe]

Got an old dog cage in the garage actually

Well you better sort it soon