The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Reeder]

Come on holiday with me. I leave thursday. Don't worry about court :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

lol! Where are you going?

[Reeder]

Ayia Napa for 10 days lol :D

[andrewsmith]

At least I am on annual leave as of 5am tomorrow morning! Although I have to attend court during it but never mind! Hows things with you?

Not bad just going cross eyes with the jobs I've got on me desk. Enjoy your split hols

Ayia (getta) Clapa for 10 days lol :D

Corrected

[Reeder]

Your jokes really are terrible smithers.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ayia Napa for 10 days lol :D

Lol, not sure I am brave enough to join you on what will no doubt be a lads holiday! I fear I would require a chastity belt made of some incredible strong material...

[andrewsmith]

Lol, not sure I am brave enough to join you on what will no doubt be a lads holiday! I fear I would require a chastity belt made of some incredible strong material...

What standard you talking here

Bear proof?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Possibly...I have no idea what Reeders pals are like...

[Reeder]

A belt to stop yourself from jumping on me as I'm so hot?
They're all 10 times worse than me.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I fear I would be molested before we had even got on the plane....purely owing to the fact I am female with a pulse!:smt064

[Geodude]

MBK quick question just asking incase you lurking, mate of mine is having a weeks holiday with his missus in a rented cottage in port william luce bay and i might pop up for the day so just wondered what the roads are like on your patch?

[Holdup]

Oi Smith

Who is the apprentice mechanic?

[andrewsmith]

Oi Smith

Who is the apprentice mechanic?

:smt064

Haha

Just seen that post then?

[Holdup]

I have

If your referring to me i was an apprentice parts advisor ta very much

[andrewsmith]

I stand corrected!!

[Holdup]

Well just found out

Old work was liquidated yesterday, shop gutted today, probably more going on through out the week and redundancy letters in the post!

[andrewsmith]

I bet you theres a fire on Thursday

[Holdup]

Lol

[andrewsmith]

mate the way the trade is now, probs the fastest escape you've ever made.

Was in my local dealer and they're s***ing themselves as on of the dealers retired and they've got the betting on he won't be replaced.

[Wideboy]

high :smt006

[Holdup]

Trouble is you really need multi franchise to make money now, where i worked was only Honda, other dealer round here well, they have, Suzuki, 2 x Kawasaki, Yamaha, 2 x KTM, 2 x Triumph, Ducati and just got wind of he now has Harley Davidson...

I think he may end up with Honda but ive heard two different stories regarding that

[Wideboy]

no you need to be a garage and a second hand dealer, that's where the money is, more money in second hand stuff

[Holdup]

Yea there's also that to, one round here he's for ever busy

[andrewsmith]

high :smt006

Toke toke toke :smt025:smt033

Trouble is you really need multi franchise to make money now, where i worked was only Honda, other dealer round here well, they have, Suzuki, 2 x Kawasaki, Yamaha, 2 x KTM, 2 x Triumph, Ducati and just got wind of he now has Harley Davidson...

I think he may end up with Honda but ive heard two different stories regarding that

Daft thing its going the other way up here, Triumphs a single dealer. H*rley has always been separate and honda was given up by the biggest and went knocking on the Kawa dealer of 36 years. Kawa went to the biggest and the now honda dealer became a Yamaha approved for the small gear, Victory main dealer and MV Augusta dealer

[dizzyblonde]

hmmmmppphhhh square eyes, square eyessssss:smt021:smt021

[andrewsmith]

whats up DB?

[JamesMio]

MBK quick question just asking incase you lurking, mate of mine is having a weeks holiday with his missus in a rented cottage in port william luce bay and i might pop up for the day so just wondered what the roads are like on your patch?

Seeing as our resident Albino Law Enforcement unit seems to have gone walkies, I'll help until she sees fit to bother replying ;)!

There's some really nice roads around here, 'some' of the surfaces can be a bit sketchy but on the whole you'll enjoy it.

If you do head over, give us a shout beforehand and I'll gladly do you a Google maps of some of the better runs.

[Viney]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Morning Vietnammmmmm..or the Org, where ever you have woken up

[Reeder]

Morning V.

[Quedos]

Morning you 2 tho I think I'm all by myself again!!

[Reeder]

Allllllll byyyyy mysellllllllllllfffff. I don't wanna be, alllllll byy mysellllllf.

It's ok Q. I'm here for a couple more hours as yet :)

[andrewsmith]

morning

:smt032

[Quedos]

Allllllll byyyyy mysellllllllllllfffff. I don't wanna be, alllllll byy mysellllllf.

It's ok Q. I'm here for a couple more hours as yet :)

yup thats the one R!!!

I'm alone in the office too - unless you call the scumbag wannabe mgt whispering next door ( open plan but filing cabinets in the way)

Morning AS

[Reeder]

Yo smith.

I take it you're pleased there's a filing cabinet in the way?

I only have a half day today and then I go on holiday tomorrow :D

[andrewsmith]

so you've got a Midget working next door, push the cabinets over you know you want to

[Quedos]

Nah I wouldn't lower myself to her level. besides I'm annoying her by just doing my job.
Used to be in her team now I'm not but for a while till my job got sorted I was helping answer phone and deal with paperwork that she couldn't be bothered with.
Now the phone are on auto divert I don't need to answer them so all the work is being passed straight on to her rather than me taking messages and waiting for Andy to come back.

I'm now doing my own job which mean she is now having to do everything that she took on and asked me to do previously and she's soooo snowed under and stressed. SHe only talks to me when she's after something.
She didn't even tell me about my colleagues fathers funeral. Nasty peice of work but its so much fun annoying her by doing nothing!

[Geodude]

Seeing as our resident Albino Law Enforcement unit seems to have gone walkies, I'll help until she sees fit to bother replying ;)!

There's some really nice roads around here, 'some' of the surfaces can be a bit sketchy but on the whole you'll enjoy it.

If you do head over, give us a shout beforehand and I'll gladly do you a Google maps of some of the better runs.

Why thankyou kind sir i may take you up on that offer if my trip doesn't turn into a beerfest as my mate doesn't ride ;)

I only have a half day today and then I go on holiday tomorrow :D

Hope you have a good time young man ;)

Hi everyone in here :D

[hindle8907]

Morning peeps.

[Reeder]

Cheers G :D thanks for the email yesterday!
YO HINDLEEEEEEEE

[minimorecambe]

Morning. Just popping in to wish Mr Reeder a pleasant excursion :) Have fun :smt058

[andrewsmith]

Morning. Just popping in to wish Mr Reeder a pleasant excursion :) Have fun :smt058

agreed
And...





if you get the itch get it checked

[Reeder]

Morning. Just popping in to wish Mr Reeder a pleasant excursion :) Have fun :smt058

agreed
And...





if you get the itch get it checked

Fankkkkkkks guys.

I do feel loved :lol:

[hindle8907]

yeah have a good holiday mate you deserve it , you work very hard chatting on face-book all day your fingers must be so tired.

[Reeder]

lmao :D and how would you know this Ant? Oh yeah, cos you go on there and talk to me!

[hindle8907]

:D ....

[dizzyblonde]

Reeder can I come on your joliies? I can hide in you suitcase where its warm, safe and dark!

[Reeder]

Feel free, but i'm not sure if you'll fit with all my clothes. Plus as MBK highlighted, there's a high chance of being groped by my friends.

[Reeder]

and probably me too, to be honest.

[Wideboy]

Happy holiday mr andrew reeder

High all, its lunch time there for I am eating my lunch at lunch time

[andrewsmith]

I've just had a wheelbarrow

[minimorecambe]

MOT time for me

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Roll on 5pm. X(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just up after nightshift. How are you all?

[dizzyblonde]

I smell of strawberries and puke!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Interesting combo there Lou! I smell of...nothing I hope! Although I will smell later, once I have been to the gym!

[andrewsmith]

I smell of strawberries and puke!

lovely
Lunch return?

[dizzyblonde]

Oh yes, wonderful teething babies returning their gratitude for feeding them nice things!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Should have fed me the strawberry instead. I like strawberry!

[dizzyblonde]

So do I...these came from the wholesalers and they are the biggest I have ever seen! One is the size of three that come from a supermarket!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yummy! I had to settle for a brew and a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes. I'm still bloody shattered from nightshift.

[andrewsmith]

like this DB?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2302/2218204654_975f8680ac.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

lol certainly much larger than a 50p piece. I'd say about half the size of your example...much larger than Asda tasteless variety!

[andrewsmith]

Proper strawberries.
Pointless fact of the day, the big monsters normally are used for Preserves, smoothies or other fruit based products

[dizzyblonde]

I wonder if they are steroid induced....the come from the U S of A

[minimorecambe]

Bike passed MOT so it's being cleaned and waxed for it's present :)

[Quedos]

I've just had the do the worst job of today - tell my old team that the old boss never lodged their appeal against their job evaluation so thats then lost 3 years of possible back pay.

[Viney]

Oh dear. Bet that went down like a pointy at and SV meet

[Quedos]

Nasty V

[Wideboy]

Bike passed MOT so it's being cleaned and waxed for it's present :)
dont worry i wont ignore you

see told you so

[minimorecambe]

Thanks :p :smt058

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bike passed MOT so it's being cleaned and waxed for it's present :)

Wooohooo! Want to clean and wax mine??

[dizzyblonde]

mine too, I have two that are filthy and the leader of the shiny downpipe club is lacking in time these days for polishing :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm hungry. Just been to gym for 2 hours. 3.30 miles on treadmill and then 5.90 miles on bike followed by weights. ME STARBBBBBBBBIN!!!!

[dizzyblonde]

I have to wait until after 8 for my tea. Pegs not home til then. The boys are fed, ones in bed......and I'm staaaaarvin tooo!

[Viney]

I just had Fajitas...hmmm, spicy

[andrewsmith]

Fry up here :)

evening all. I wan't ignoring you all this afternoon.
Was dealing with pest control this afternoon.

Bleddy pigeons

[Holdup]

This guy bought a pigeon in today in a carrier bag

:-s

[andrewsmith]

nowt wrong with game pigeon

These feckers were getting behind the pest nets

[Holdup]

No it was alive

[andrewsmith]

okkkkkayyyyy

www.nutter.com

[andrewsmith]

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/upload/281213/images/andrews-crash.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Was that the crash at Snetterton?

[andrewsmith]

aye
just seen the pic on MCN website under: How high?

[minimorecambe]

Didnt look pretty.

[andrewsmith]

not in the slightest got away lucky with it

[Viney]

Wooohooo! Want to clean and wax mine??I'll come and buff ya bodywork

[Viney]

This guy bought a pigeon in today in a carrier bag

:-sPikey

[Tara]

morning

[Tara]

6 working days left :D

[andrewsmith]

morning

excited to the max T?

[Tara]

oh yes can't wait to get out of this place to be honest - i now have a to do list to complete before i go pity its taken them 3 months to sort one out :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

oh yes can't wait to get out of this place to be honest - i now have a to do list to complete before i go pity its taken them 3 months to sort one out :rolleyes:

sounds about right
well their loss is your gain

[Quedos]

Morning all - been a busy bunny this morning already!!

[andrewsmith]

Morning Q!!

Up to much exciting?

[Quedos]

I got funding to run the electric blanket testing this year - not really exciting but its adding on the events and information packs that I enjoy. Add edtras to a normally boring project. Besides its work and something to do I 'm slowly getting my work ethic back but its seems to be that for a day I can work hard and next day I do nothing. but getting there I'm strating to enjoy ticking things off lists and seeing things in the flesh.

I've got used to doing so mush research for it to be pulled or cancelled and then left with nothing to do for 18mths. ( i'm that member of the Public sector being paid for nothing though I was always looking for work) Work is strange!!

[Quedos]

Still can't type accurately though HEHEHEHE

[andrewsmith]

borrrrred

[Milky Bar Kid]

I feel very....'meh' today.

[andrewsmith]

been at work Nic?

Its horrid here today got not much on. Waiting for approvals from the boss to do a couple of jobs

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nah, I am on annual leave now. Just feeling a bit meh though.