The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[gruntygiggles]

I am fitting a new cover to my seat but it will no doubt result in a few staples in my hands and fingers :p

Haha...gloves???

[Milky Bar Kid]

Don't let other people annoy you chick. Most of the time they're not worth it!

Easier said than done.

[gruntygiggles]

Easier said than done.


I know, but practise makes perfect and all that...:cheers:JAZZ:cheers:

[minimorecambe]

Haha...gloves???

Would be sensible.
But since when I have I been sensible :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

I know, but practise makes perfect and all that...:cheers:JAZZ:cheers:

Meh.

[gruntygiggles]

Well "meh" won't get you very far...

will a hug do? :smt058:grouphug:

[robh539]

Just people in general.

ok im going to hide in that case, it means i wont die ;)


Don't let other people annoy you chick. Most of the time they're not worth it!

+1 is best and nowt with be achieved by it other than getting wound up.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well "meh" won't get you very far...

will a hug do? :smt058:grouphug:

I knew you were gonna pull me up about the meh as soon as I sent it! No, don't want hugs today.

ok im going to hide in that case, it means i wont die ;)




+1 is best and nowt with be achieved by it other than getting wound up.

Nah Rob, you're not annoying me.

[gruntygiggles]

Ok, no hugs then :-(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ok, no hugs then :-(

Don't pull the sad face on me!! Make me feel guilty!

[gruntygiggles]

I shall do as I like....but not trying to make you feel guilty, that would be mean and petty.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I shall do as I like....but not trying to make you feel guilty, that would be mean and petty.

I know you're not trying to, it just does make me feel guilty! If YOU need a hug, I will give you one, but I don't want one! Cos I'm nice that way!

[robh539]

nic this may scare you, but i hope you laugh
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you may of seen it already mind

retry

[Milky Bar Kid]

I can't see it! Not authorised!

[gruntygiggles]

Can't see it rob

[Milky Bar Kid]

Niiiiiice Rob!

[robh539]

Niiiiiice Rob!

hahah did you smile? you did, didnt you?

was playin that game with my niece last year and my sister took a pic and FB it for me. she is sneaky :)

[minimorecambe]

:smt044:smt044:smt044:smt044

[lily]

You look like you really belong in Brum looking like that!

[minimorecambe]

Why can men not have some sort of system in place in a garage that a female can understand????
Would you not think it makes sense to leave the staples with the stapler?!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Why can men not have some sort of system in place in a garage that a female can understand????
Would you not think it makes sense to leave the staples with the stapler?!

Obviously not. That would be sensible and men don't do sensible.:rolleyes:

[munkygunn182]

Why can men not have some sort of system in place in a garage that a female can understand????
Would you not think it makes sense to leave the staples with the stapler?!

Cos its like leaving a gun with ammo sitting next to it, you'll just hurt yourself :smt040

[minimorecambe]

I need about 10 more staples to finish my seat and they have run out :(

[minimorecambe]

Cos its like leaving a gun with ammo sitting next to it, you'll just hurt yourself :smt040

:smt019:smt019:smt019

Is there a Little Miss Bump???

[munkygunn182]

:smt019:smt019:smt019

Is there a Little Miss Bump???

Yeah, her real name is Helen :)

[minimorecambe]

Yeh yeh alright!!! :p

[munkygunn182]

Better go to b&q and ask for some safety staples or something... and just see the look they give you :p

[Bibio]

pity you dont stay near me MM. i have boxes and boxes of the blighter's.

[minimorecambe]

Well thats useful :p

<------------Better avatar Craig? :p

[Reeder]

Didn't recognise who was posting with your change of avatar!

[Reeder]

BTW - ta for my rock ;)

[minimorecambe]

Didn't recognise who was posting with your change of avatar!

Sorry I know you are easily confused :smt008

BTW - ta for my rock :wink:

You're welcome :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Finally made my facial appointment for tomorrow to try and sort out my skin!!

[Viney]

You getting rid of the scales at last Nic ;)

[minimorecambe]

Finally made my facial appointment for tomorrow to try and sort out my skin!!

Whats it for?

[Viney]

Her face! Derrrrrr

[minimorecambe]

Her face! Derrrrrr

Doh :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

You getting rid of the scales at last Nic ;)

Yer not funny. I shall, however, be getting rid of the catapillar eye brows that DRASTICALLY need doing....

Whats it for?

What V said...

Her face! Derrrrrr


DUUUUH!!!!!! Doh!;)

[Reeder]

So, how many people are drunk right now?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Wish I was.

[Reeder]

We seem to be getting quite a few habitual drinkers on here

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nah, I only drink maybe 2 or 3 bottles of beer every 2 weeks! Unless I am at GG's when me n Stretchie hammer the beer a bit!

[Reeder]

Must just be every other member that seems to be drinking/drunk on here every night!

[minimorecambe]

I resent that comment!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I resemble that comment!!!

Fixed!!:p

[Reeder]

Haha!

[minimorecambe]

Fixed!!:p

Yeh you're right :smt090

[andrewsmith]

Must just be every other member that seems to be drinking/drunk on here every night!

who said come on outside right now :smt075

[Reeder]

;)

[Sally]

No beer for me, skint :(

Had only one pint last night watching rangers...

Beer = calories = fat :(

[Wideboy]

Sup all, i've been problem solving, readin emails, spitting on desks and managing stuff. Piece of ****

[Reeder]

Calories are awesome.
Donner kebabs rule.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Calories are awesome.
Donner kebabs rule.

Av just had a cheese piece and a cuppa soup! Great big hug, in a mug!

[Viney]

So, how many people are drunk right now?What world wide? a fair few million i reckon.

I have never been drunk, ever in my life.

[minimorecambe]

Hi Gav :)

That all sounds like heaps of fun!!

I have finished my seat and shall put pics up when they have uploaded :D:D:D

[Viney]

Yer not funny. Sorry fish face ;) :kiss:

[Milky Bar Kid]

What world wide? a fair few million i reckon.

I have never been drunk, ever in my life.

B.o.l.l.-do I need to go on???!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sorry fish face ;) :kiss:

I got called that once at work cos I have really pouty lips! Some ned thought it would hurt my feelings! I just laughed in his face!

[Wideboy]

Hi Gav :)

That all sounds like heaps of fun!!

I have finished my seat and shall put pics up when they have uploaded :D:D:D

What seat?

reeder kababs stink of BO, they are rank

[minimorecambe]

My sv seat. Just fitted a new cover on it.
+1 on the kebab thing!

[minimorecambe]

I got called that once at work cos I have really pouty lips! Some ned thought it would hurt my feelings! I just laughed in his face!

I used to get called Moon head :confused::confused::confused:

[Viney]

B.o.l.l.-do I need to go on???!!I would bet you all the money in your account that that is a FACT, my socttish drunkard :) I have never drank alcohol in my life, i am pure 100% tee-total.

The closest i have been to being drunk, apprently, is when i had a tooth out under novacane and was running around like a loony :lol:

[Viney]

I used to get called Moon head :confused::confused::confused:Is that because it only comes out at night?

[minimorecambe]

Is that because it only comes out at night?

:mrgreen:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Teehee! Moonhead!! And V, seriously? Good effort!!! Wish I could say the same! Although some of my best decisions have been made blitzed.........not!

[Wideboy]

i get called shrek, alot

My sv seat. Just fitted a new cover on it.
+1 on the kebab thing!

Oh right, did yoy damage it then?

[minimorecambe]

i get called shrek, alot



Oh right, did yoy damage it then?

No just wanted a new cover on it :)
Its a custom one :mrgreen:

[Viney]

Teehee! Moonhead!! And V, seriously? Good effort!!! Wish I could say the same! Although some of my best decisions have been made blitzed.........not!
So we have Fish face, Moonhead and Shrek! I feel a fiarytale coming on :lol:

And yep Nic, seriously. I have no vices, i am therefore boring

[Reeder]

I eat donner kebabs to cover up the smell of my BO :)

[minimorecambe]

I would bet you all the money in your account that that is a FACT, my socttish drunkard :) I have never drank alcohol in my life, i am pure 100% tee-total.

The closest i have been to being drunk, apprently, is when i had a tooth out under novacane and was running around like a loony :lol:

Wish I could say the same :)

[Wideboy]

Reeder thats why yoy have BO, just imagine the fat sweaty kebab man rubbing the meat under his hairy armpits before putting it up onto the roater thingy..... as thsts what happens, i know i was that guy!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

So we have Fish face, Moonhead and Shrek! I feel a fiarytale coming on :lol:

And yep Nic, seriously. I have no vices, i am therefore boring

Awww, you's not boring!!

[fizzwheel]

decisions, decisions.

I have a massive one to make... see my other thread in IB...

[Reeder]

Reeder thats why yoy have BO, just imagine the fat sweaty kebab man rubbing the meat under his hairy armpits before putting it up onto the roater thingy..... as thsts what happens, i know i was that guy!!

My local kebab shop has this fat guy in it called Turkish Thomas.
He's a legend. I'd happily eat his sweat :)

[Wideboy]

Do it!

I've had to explain to the appretice how to put up fencing, he is an utter idiot

[Wideboy]

My local kebab shop has this fat guy in it called Turkish Thomas.
He's a legend. I'd happily eat his sweat :)

Sounds like you already have, in a sexual way.....?

[Reeder]

No. No sexual way I'm afraid.
Just in a manly, eating kebab way.

You're not allowed to pick on me today!

[minimorecambe]

No. No sexual way I'm afraid.
Just in a manly, eating kebab way.

You're not allowed to pick on me today!

Yes it is be nice to Reeder day :smt056

Its official :)

[Reeder]

:smt040:mrgreen:

[Wideboy]

Why?

[Reeder]

Cos

[Wideboy]

You'll have to give a reason otherwise it makes me want to bully your more

[Wideboy]

Ok i wont bully you, i'll let you off for the day.... but aslong as you know im doing you a favour and you owe me

[minimorecambe]

Lol ever the gent ey Gav :)

[Reeder]

Too kind ;)

[Wideboy]

yep, im awesome and a gent..... probably the best ever

[Reeder]

I really do want donner meat and chips though.
This hot chocolate is going to have to suffice :(

[lily]

I really do want donner meat and chips though.
This hot chocolate is going to have to suffice :(

have the chicken instead?!

[Wideboy]

Its rank!! why you want one? its all sloppy, stinks, tastes of crap ect ect

[Viney]

decisions, decisions.

I have a massive one to make... see my other thread in IB...Youre finally having the operation. Well done mate.

[Reeder]

L - I do love a good chicken kebab, but when I'm in this mood it just doesn't do it for me.
I want to munch on some lamb's tendons!

[Viney]

My 1st mince pie of 2010...Merry Christmas

[Viney]

L - I do love a good chicken kebab, but when I'm in this mood it just doesn't do it for me.
I want to munch on some lamb's tendons!Lamb you reckon!

[Reeder]

Mince pies rule.
I reckon. In reality however I know it to not be the case :)

[minimorecambe]

Why is it whenever I nip to the shop or post office and its nice weather when I set off, it pours down on the way home?!

[Reeder]

Because you like getting your boobs wet :)

[BernardBikerchick]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 40 mins to go till home time wooooooooooo !!

[minimorecambe]

Because you like getting your boobs wet :)

:smt104

[Reeder]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 40 mins to go till home time wooooooooooo !!

+1

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[Wideboy]

because rain was forcast at that particular time