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Wideboy
23-08-10, 07:30 PM
:smt120
:smt069 :smt069
Hello Gavin
Tut dont be lazy, get them to deliver
no cos then you dont get BOGOF!
Drew's nicked my laptop AGAIN!
evenington linseederington
:smt039 WB. im always doing that when I letter stamp jobs.
oh its you!!
you got dominos then gavino?
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:32 PM
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...
Hello sexy's Wasssssssup??
no cos then you dont get BOGOF!
Oh yea forgot they do that, two for tuesdays tomorrow
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:34 PM
the sky....(see gav, im catching on)
Does anyone wanna hear the story of my return from work?? Tis funny
Yea your right i do :smt060
Does that mean you love me?
And go on then, but wait whislt i get my popcorn pweaseee
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:43 PM
Is it the one we have all just read on facebook??? ;)
yeah Nic but you need the whole story! Was hard to sum up in a tiny status
Wideboy
23-08-10, 07:46 PM
you got dominos then gavino?
i did have yes :lol:
the sky....(see gav, im catching on)
you is lernding!
Hello sexy's Wasssssssup??
howbe, i was going to contact you!
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 07:46 PM
Tell me anyway. I don't have gheybook
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:46 PM
yeah Nic but you need the whole story! Was hard to sum up in a tiny status
Go for it then....
robh539
23-08-10, 07:49 PM
oh its you!!
yep its me, lol. the one the only, be thankful :D
Wideboy
23-08-10, 07:52 PM
yep its me, lol. the one the only, be thankful :D
thought i could smell something off ;)
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:52 PM
It's going to be a mega wet n horrible run to work on bike tomorrow...
robh539
23-08-10, 07:53 PM
thought i could smell something off ;)
cheeky git lol
Its gunna be dry here tomorrow :D
Well, come up the road on the bike and seen this scrot and another boy lobbing something up the road. As I came near he throws something again and I can see its a crab apple from the tree on the corner. I stopped and he says "What", I said "Thats my car down there. If I see you throw that at any of those cars I'll be right back"
Scrot says "I can't hear you with your helmet on". I says "You hear me, now p1ss off".
Ride to my house and pull the bike in. Walk back to the pavement and sure enough an apple lands about a foot away from Chris' van and there are apples all over the place right next to one of my neighbours cars........
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DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 07:57 PM
Car tomorrow me thinks
Wideboy
23-08-10, 07:57 PM
this is like die hard!! but like die hard 10!!
Car tomorrow me thinks
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Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 07:57 PM
Ooooooh, I got's to go for dinner...I will be back!
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 07:57 PM
Wtf ?? That's not a story
Wideboy
23-08-10, 07:58 PM
Ooooooh, I got's to go for dinner...I will be back! lets hide!!
Wtf ?? That's not a story
shhhh, she's not finished!
Run into the house and call Chris, quick whip my helmet off and run out the door. Kirsty, her friend are right behind me, and then I realise my Gay neighbour is washing his windows. He hears the kafuffle and joins us. As he does another apple shoots down the road. All I see is my gay neighbour bolting up the road, closely followed by Kirsty. Chris legs it after them just as me and kirstys friend round the corner.
Gay neighbour has one by the throat and is threatening to paint the pavement red but lets him go and the other young lad is under a car hiding with my daughter shouting at him. Gay neighbour grabs this lad, drags him from under the car and is shouting at him.
I could all but laugh out loud!!! When gay neighbour finally lets the other one go I shouted after them "Maybe you will respect people property in future!"
That showed them LOL
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Hey dont discriminate, just cus your neighbours gay
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 08:03 PM
Your car is gonna get key'd
Should of accelerated up too say 70 mph, raise fist, break jaw, ride off, simples
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:06 PM
sounds ****ing amazing amanda!!
Specialone
23-08-10, 08:14 PM
See even gays can be agressive ;)
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 08:17 PM
Hmmmm....just watch, like Darren said, you might find your car gets key'd or something...
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:20 PM
See even gays can be agressive ;)
alright, i'll keep on your good side then.... badoom doom tsh! :smt109
;):p
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 08:23 PM
Anyone watching dragons den? How hypnotic are that girl's eyes
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:24 PM
Anyone watching dragons den? How hypnotic are that girl's eyes
no they're not, they're to far apart tho
Well
Im bored
Must be sleep times soon
OMG!!! Everytime I reply my internet drops out aarrrgghghghghghg
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 08:40 PM
The apple chavs have sabotaged your phone line
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 08:40 PM
Well get better internet then....
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:43 PM
and a better bike!
Specialone
23-08-10, 08:47 PM
alright, i'll keep on your good side then.... badoom doom tsh! :smt109
;):p
Lol, dmc's the gay one ;) i just help them out when they are busy.
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:49 PM
i had to give it up, made my eyes water
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 08:51 PM
My legs are still sore from being on the bike on Sat, not had a good ride like that in ages ;)
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:51 PM
Thats what she said!!!
Specialone
23-08-10, 08:52 PM
i had to give it up, made my eyes water
Did you see the pics from yesterday on FB?
Check out DMC's tee shirt, he must of got that from gayclothesformidgets.com
Milky Bar Kid
23-08-10, 08:52 PM
Thats what she said!!!
:-dd
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:54 PM
Did you see the pics from yesterday on FB?
Check out DMC's tee shirt, he must of got that from gayclothesformidgets.com
i'll have a look
:-dd
teeheehee, snarf snarf :)
Wideboy
23-08-10, 08:57 PM
very ghey shirt, i like the cleavage shot tho!
very ghey shirt, i like the cleavage shot tho!
wait! what?
robh539
23-08-10, 08:58 PM
Did you see the pics from yesterday on FB?
Check out DMC's tee shirt, he must of got that from gayclothesformidgets.com
how do you know such website mate?
Specialone
23-08-10, 09:03 PM
how do you know such website mate?
He told me :-dd
(i did make it up, but if there was a website for that, he would shop there im certain)
Specialone
23-08-10, 09:03 PM
very ghey shirt, i like the cleavage shot tho!
Told you
TheOnlyNemesis
23-08-10, 09:27 PM
evening orgers
DarrenSV650S
23-08-10, 09:54 PM
Hey TON
My dog just pee'd on my bed. Git
TheOnlyNemesis
23-08-10, 11:19 PM
lol, you got pwned by your own dog
Milky Bar Kid
24-08-10, 05:55 AM
Meh....work. Bye.
robh539
24-08-10, 07:26 AM
good morning
Drew Carey
24-08-10, 07:32 AM
Good moaning.
robh539
24-08-10, 07:34 AM
how is everyone ?
Drew Carey
24-08-10, 07:34 AM
Tired and achey.
robh539
24-08-10, 07:44 AM
yeah i know now you both feel :(
At last some class. Morning Lily :kiss:
Why thank you V.... and how are you on this tuesday morning?
robh539
24-08-10, 08:01 AM
morning lilly
gruntygiggles
24-08-10, 08:04 AM
Good morning everyone. I hate Hollie. She had me up twice last night as well. At least if it was a baby waking me up, there would be a reason for it....Hollie wasn't even looking out the window at anything last night, she was just barking randomly for the hell of it.
Then Dan and I both woke up to the moon beaming through the window like a million megawatt torch at 3am.
If anyone has a redundant but working baby monitor they can lend us, please PM me. It would be so much easier leaving the listening monitor with the dogs so that when I hear Hollie barking I can just shout into the other one next to the bed and shut her the hell up!
Try freecycle cheryl?! and morning
morning rob!
gruntygiggles
24-08-10, 08:25 AM
Yeah...Dan is on the case! Thanks hun x
that's good then!
by the way... if my colleague doesn't stop using fake tan I'm going to hit her, ot throw up on her, every day I have to put up with that smell! :puker: And it really does make me have to fight not to be sick!
Wideboy
24-08-10, 08:54 AM
Evening all
Just got back from a once in a life time holiday..... never again
robh539
24-08-10, 08:59 AM
Evening all
Just got back from a once in a life time holiday..... never again
tim vines in the house ;)
hello btw
Wideboy
24-08-10, 09:03 AM
no!!!! its all my own material!!
robh539
24-08-10, 09:25 AM
Nylon?
hahaha
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 09:34 AM
Morning all
dam roadworks waking me up and dam netbook mouse pad is still broke, stupid cider
well thats th efood shopping done now i just need to decide if i should spend some money on bobbi brown make up or save it for my handbag
been a busy morning so far, everything is set for my return to work got a parking space outside the building got a desk now i just need to start back :( dunno who will be more upset me next week me or Ryan - he screamed for 2 hours at nursery yesterday i think i shall be screaming come next Thursday :(:(
Back to the rodent race for you Hoops :)
Back to the rodent race for you Hoops :)
yep :(
gruntygiggles
24-08-10, 10:34 AM
If any of you see holdup...can you direct him to my thread about Nics bike in Bikes - talk and issues please :-(
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 12:09 PM
i can bbm him if u want
I did TON and he came back to us...
afternoon all.... lunchtime
independentphoto
24-08-10, 12:23 PM
Arrrghh - have to go into the office for a couple of hours this afternoon. It'll hopefully be fine, but I've been off for so long that I have no interest at all and am genuinely dreading it. On the up side, I'll book my week off in September for the Gold Cup. Stomach is churning.
I come to work everyday and i still have no interest :lol:
robh539
24-08-10, 01:28 PM
I come to work everyday and i still have no interest :lol:
+1 lol
+3
Oh hang on i started it :)
robh539
24-08-10, 01:58 PM
+3
Oh hang on i started it :)
lol ya nutter :D
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 03:18 PM
stupid insurance companies
Today is going slower than a peadofile passed a playground.
Whats up with insurance companes Mr Nemisis
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 03:26 PM
wanna charge me 1.6k insurance for TPFT
robh539
24-08-10, 03:39 PM
Wow WTF you riding A jet bike or what ? That's insane TON
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 03:46 PM
just an r6
How old are you? That is slightly mental. Probably not much cheaper for an R1
TheOnlyNemesis
24-08-10, 03:57 PM
19 with 3 points but i did a quote with the points off and no price change so it not them
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