The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

because rain was forcast at that particular time

It wasnt, the world is against me I tell you!!!

[Wideboy]

Its against me!! im evil

[minimorecambe]

No you are evils twin brother :p

[Reeder]

I'm not his twin!

[minimorecambe]

I'm not his twin!

You arnt evil :smt058 :smt083

[Reeder]

Awwwwwww :D

[BernardBikerchick]

24 minutes now !!!

[Reeder]

Yayyyyyyyy

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bored....Bed stripped...need to put fresh sheets on now. Anyone fancy coming and doing it for me?

[Reeder]

+ mine at the same time.

[minimorecambe]

Nooooo that is the worst job ever - housework wise!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nooooo that is the worst job ever - housework wise!!

I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE it! Love the feeling of clean sheets but HATE changing them.

[minimorecambe]

Even better when you have just had your legs waxed! Smooooooooooth :p

[Reeder]

I love having my legs waxed.

[minimorecambe]

I love having my legs waxed.

Can't say I love it!!!!

Settle on an avatar will you :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

I especially like it if the sheets have been dried outside and not in tumble drier

[minimorecambe]

And ironed :) But I rarely do that because I cba!!

[Viney]

Nooooo that is the worst job ever - housework wise!!How is it? Cleaning the oven is the worst job evvvaaa

[Reeder]

We have a cleaner



*runs for cover*

[minimorecambe]

How is it? Cleaning the oven is the worst job evvvaaa

No I dont mind cleaning, cooking and general housework :)

But making beds is a pain. I end up getting lost in the cover while putting the duvet in :-?

[minimorecambe]

We have a cleaner



*runs for cover*


Just be glad that I promised that I would be nice to you all day :smt083

[Reeder]

It's not my choice that we have one! Don't pick on me for it!

[Viney]

No I dont mind cleaning, cooking and general housework :)

But making beds is a pain. I end up getting lost in the cover while putting the duvet in :-?Thats 'cause you iz well tiny.

Its easy enough, far from being the worst job in the world ever, housework wise thats fo sho..shizzle

[minimorecambe]

Size isnt what counts!!!

[Viney]

Size isnt what counts!!!You say that now!

[minimorecambe]

You say that now!

Yeh until I can't reach the top shelf :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

Shouldn't be buying those types of mags anyway.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thats 'cause you iz well tiny.

Its easy enough, far from being the worst job in the world ever, housework wise thats fo sho..shizzle

Come and put my clean sheets on then!

[minimorecambe]

Shouldn't be buying those types of mags anyway.

I have a subscription so the get posted :smt019

[Wideboy]

They post that sort of stuff???? i thought it was illegal ;)

[munkygunn182]

Calories are awesome.
Donner kebabs rule.

Mmm donner!

[Viney]

Come and put my clean sheets on then!Ok, do i get a buscuit for my troubles?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ok, do i get a buscuit for my troubles?

If you like! Or a toffee crisp or choclate orange...

[minimorecambe]

They post that sort of stuff???? i thought it was illegal ;)

Never said it was legitimate :D

[munkygunn182]

If you like! Or a toffee crisp or choclate orange...

That's quite a good deal! I changed my sheets earlier today, and have already had a nap in them :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

That's quite a good deal! I changed my sheets earlier today, and have already had a nap in them :D

You could be down here and change my sheets and away again before its even bedtime! LOL!

[munkygunn182]

You could be down here and change my sheets and away again before its even bedtime! LOL!

Indeed I could be, but unless you're gonna pay the wage i'll miss for doing it, i won't be down ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL! N how much would that be??

[munkygunn182]

For £60 you can have me between 6pm and 11.30pm :)

[Viney]

For £60 you can have me between 6pm and 11.30pm :)You cheap hussy

[Milky Bar Kid]

For £60 you can have me between 6pm and 11.30pm :)

Bargain!!!

[minimorecambe]

Does that include your travelling times?

[munkygunn182]

For MBK.. nah, i'll give her the full 5 n a half hours ;) :P

[Viney]

If you like! Or a toffee crisp or choclate orange...Hmmm, sounding tempting. Anything else on offer?

[minimorecambe]

There you are Nic you are sorted :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

For MBK.. nah, i'll give her the full 5 n a half hours ;) :P

Awesome! LOL! As long as you make ma bed al be mare than happy!

[Viney]

Yeah, but i'll do it for biscuit, and a toffee crisp and a Nichug

[Viney]

Awesome! LOL! As long as you make ma bed al be mare than happy!Crikey, you even type in scottish

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yeah, but i'll do it for biscuit, and a toffee crisp and a Nichug

WTF is a.....never mind, utterly blonde moment there.....

Crikey, you even type in scottish

Only to other Scottish peoples!

[munkygunn182]

Course i'll make the bed! Thats what im there for innit?

Well, sadly team, im off to work. I'd personally rather be making a bed too, but it just doesn't work that way... instead i get to go work next door to the Govan cell block :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Have fun! Laters dude!

[Viney]

WTF is a.....never mind, utterly blonde moment there..... :lol:

[Milky Bar Kid]

:lol:

I actually made myself cry laughing there. What a retard!

[minimorecambe]

Its ok Nic I had to read it twice until my brain split the word!

[Viney]

I actually made myself cry laughing there. What a retard!You turnip! :kiss:

Anyway my little fluffy bunnys, im off home for a hot shower and some paracetamol.

Catch you all tomorrow :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Bye Vineykins *Mwah*

[Wideboy]

laters v man

i was going to do some work outside but its raining now

[minimorecambe]

Looks like the rain is here to stay for the weekend :(

[Wideboy]

yarse it seems that way, how ghey

[anna]

no rain here. :smt040

[minimorecambe]

There isnt here at the moment. It started when I left the house to go to the shop, stopped while I was in there, started on my way home and stopped when I got home!! (OK maybe Im over reacting there a little!!)

Its off and on here :)

[Reeder]

Nice and dry here :)

[minimorecambe]

DARREN -

Thankyou for my rock :smt008

[DarrenSV650S]

So what's the verdict?

[Bibio]

evnin my lovery jubberly people of the org variety.

[minimorecambe]

So what's the verdict?

Oh you heard me :)

I havnt tried it yet.
I am going to have a piece in a bit :)

[minimorecambe]

evnin my lovery jubberly people of the org variety.

Hello Bibbityboppityboo :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey bib

So is your throat back in operation then?

[minimorecambe]

Yeh pretty much. Still a bit cratchy but 90% back to normal :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Can't be bothered with the gym tonight, Might have an xbox night


What's everyone up to?

[minimorecambe]

Lazy night for me. Already in PJs :D

[Wideboy]

bluegh, suppose i better have some tea

[Reeder]

Can't be bothered with the gym tonight, Might have an xbox night


What's everyone up to?

I'll xbox with you later sir

[Bibio]

wooohoooo, get the flags out. my son has just made my T for me.

[minimorecambe]

Woooo, what you got?

Are you lot going to make me an xbox widow tonight??!! :(

[Bibio]

maccycheese from scratch. tiz rather nice. he is learning at long last.

[Wideboy]

say you demand a roast next time or he's out the door!

[minimorecambe]

I do like mac cheese, cant eat it though :(

[Bibio]

say you demand a roast next time or he's out the door!

hahahaaa, one thing at a time. the only roast would be the house burning down.

[DarrenSV650S]

I do like mac cheese, cant eat it though :(

How do you know you like it then

[minimorecambe]

Because I used to be able to eat it.

[Bibio]

why not now?

[minimorecambe]

Lactose intolerance :( Dont like lacto free cheese

[Wideboy]

i've got that thing called antivititas, anyone else?

[Bibio]

ahhh i c. poor girl.

[DarrenSV650S]

I've got to take 3 Kenfetamines every day :(

[hindle8907]

GAv if your on here, sort your feckin fb chat out !!! download firefox or sumet!!!

[Wideboy]

i have got firefox i duno wtf is going on!?

[Holdup]

BOO!

[hindle8907]

switch it off and back on again. ;)

[Wideboy]

i do that everyday make no difference

hey james

[minimorecambe]

Darren you win :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Told ya!!! Much better than the brick hard stuff that you can't eat :D :D

[minimorecambe]

I would like a monthly delivery please :D

[Wideboy]

never liked rock sweets

[Holdup]

hey james

:smt006

[DarrenSV650S]

I would like a monthly delivery please :D
Tough! You'll have to come up and get some :p

never liked rock sweets
Edinburgh rock isn't like normal rock

[minimorecambe]

Tough! You'll have to come up and get some :p

But Darren.....................

[hindle8907]

hey james

Hi :cheers:

[Wideboy]

still here then hindle