The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

:winner:

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi Sally

[Holdup]

That's going in the sig

:o

:D

:thumright:

[Bibio]

evnin sally

[Holdup]

meant to say left hand

Hi salllllllllll

[andrewsmith]

Brighton is very close as well

but no, he's marrying a lady, so Brighton, no go, although my keft hand is red raw from slapping his **** tonight!

Haha

I may copy you Daz.

Hi Sally

[DarrenSV650S]

meant to say left hand

Hi salllllllllll

edited

[Holdup]

sweet

[DarrenSV650S]

lol wtf

[andrewsmith]

lol wtf

see mine :D

[Bibio]

i'm off to watch a movie.. laters my loverlys xx

[Holdup]

lol wtf

see mine :D

??????????

[DarrenSV650S]

woop woop I'm in everyone's sig!

[andrewsmith]

laters Bib

[andrewsmith]

??????????

http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo148/SpeedyClaire/cid_4_1280875776web27607_mail_ukl_yahoo.gif

[Holdup]

woop woop I'm in everyone's sig!

no

ffs i need a wee again

[andrewsmith]

anyways

I'm going to be you rabble!

Laters

P.S: HU Handcuff him to a lampost in Brighton and see if he's there an hour later :D

[DarrenSV650S]

Bye, have a beautiful time

[Holdup]

anyways

I'm going to be you rabble!

Laters

P.S: HU Handcuff him to a lampost in Brighton and see if he's there an hour later :D

i did mention handcuffs tonight

Bye, have a beautiful time

have a great night

[Sally]

Don't handcuff him and leave him!

A lad from my way, managed to get his head stuck in a re-cycling bin, mates left him, came back later, and he was crying, someone had raped him...

True story, bad times.

Take him to the strippers and let the strippers abuse him?

[munkygunn182]

evening

[Sally]

Hows it going?

[munkygunn182]

Not bad at all, yourself?

[Sally]

Not bad haha

Just watching dirty sanchez, what you up to?

[Sally]

Night all x

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Huuullllllllllooooooo.
Is anybody there?
:smt039

Round at my Ma and Pas fighting with there 100 year old pc.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm here for about another 2 mins! Trying to get courage to take bike out!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Have fun MBK - go steady.
I went out this morning but tbf the roads are not bad round our way.
Although, the number of pot holes has about doubled!

[munkygunn182]

morning all

[Sally]

Time to try and get the bike road worthy again, front brakes need doing and rest needs a look over, chain will no doubtingly have some tight links :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

I be freeeeeeeeeezing now!

[MisterTommyH]

Afternoon, managed to get out on the bike again today, but I've had to stop for a coffee after 40 miles. My fingers feel like they're about to drop off, and that's with sub-zero gloved and Oxford chill out liners.

Might have to head home before anything does fall off.

[minimorecambe]

I can't be bothered taking the bike out today.
Just sat chilling, watching The Hangover.

Hope you are all well x

[Milky Bar Kid]

I actually think my feet might fall off aswell now.

[munkygunn182]

That'd be quite interesting... MBK with no fingers or feet :p Almost a funny thought, no feet to catch me, and even if you could catch me.. no fingers to slap me with :p

And once again, the west of scotland welcomes back the snow...

[Holdup]

120 miles later and im home :D

[munkygunn182]

120 miles later and im home :D

Quality, i've spent my afternoon looking at paint kits, thinking on touching up the marks the bike has on it... but now im beginning to think about touching up glasgow and going for a drink ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I don't think it would be funny if I had no fingers or feet....

[Holdup]

Quality, i've spent my afternoon looking at paint kits, thinking on touching up the marks the bike has on it... but now im beginning to think about touching up glasgow and going for a drink ;)

last bit sounds like a plan

[munkygunn182]

I don't think it would be funny if I had no fingers or feet....

Well of course you wouldn't :p

last bit sounds like a plan

It does indeed. Proper cold one, condensation running down the glass n everything :smt103:rolleyes:

[Holdup]

I went out last night and got hammered, woke up this morning crystal clear :D

[munkygunn182]

I went out last night and got hammered, woke up this morning crystal clear :D

Good effort. Love those nights!

[munkygunn182]

Quality, £1 a beer, consider it done!

[Holdup]

Thats it im bored now, what can i do...

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers.

[munkygunn182]

evening bibs!

[minimorecambe]

Hey Bibikins, Craig and James (if you are still about) :)

How are we all?

[munkygunn182]

Im good, just about to go for a shower. Hows Helen?

[minimorecambe]

I cant complain really :)

[DarrenSV650S]

You had a haircut Helen?

[minimorecambe]

Kept forgetting to change that

[DarrenSV650S]

Gym tonight I think. Tire myself out and try to get back to a normal sleep pattern

[Holdup]

gym tomorrow for me possibly

[Holdup]

oh and hello mini

[minimorecambe]

:smt039

I suppose I better start going back to the gym soon. Paying membership for nothing at the moment

[Holdup]

Lol sig raped

[minimorecambe]

Hmm yes I seem to have been continuasly virtually raped this last couple of days :-?

[Holdup]

beat the culprit with an iron bar

[DarrenSV650S]

Why am I tired? I've had like 10 hours sleep today

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hmm yes I seem to have been continuasly virtually raped this last couple of days :-?

:smt103

LOL! Not convinced that was the best worded comment of the day!

[minimorecambe]

I did say virtually!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Still amused me...!

[minimorecambe]

:takeabow:

[andrewsmith]

evening all.

MM cattle prods are £30 at the Agricultural merchants!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

How do you know?

[andrewsmith]

How do you know?

about cattle prods?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh. Pervert


I'm off to the gym. Later all :D

[andrewsmith]

Yeh. Pervert


I'm off to the gym. Later all :D

Pricing WB defences up for AR, and was going to buy one for a lad that races!

Laters Daz, sweat new year out !!

[Holdup]

Right im off for a bath, depending on how bored i get / how cold the bath gets i shall be back later

:smt006

[minimorecambe]

evening all.

MM cattle prods are £30 at the Agricultural merchants!!!

I dont need to use agricultural machinery!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Whats the betting I get to sleep before 5am tonight...!

[andrewsmith]

Whats the betting I get to sleep before 5am tonight...!

3/1

[andrewsmith]

I dont need to use agricultural machinery!

High heels have the same effect!

[Milky Bar Kid]

3/1


Me know's nothing about odds...thems good or bad?

[andrewsmith]

likey to happen is low odds

[Milky Bar Kid]

lol, I'm being stupid so does that mean you think it is likely?

[minimorecambe]

Its unlikely for you to be asleep before 5am

[DarrenSV650S]

Hello again all. I am gymed. Haven't been for a few weeks so didn't lift very much, or run very far, or swim a lot, but I did sit in the sauna for quite a while.

Right im off for a bath, depending on how bored i get / how cold the bath gets i shall be back later

:smt006

You've been gone a while. Did the bath turn in to anything else........? .....maybe??

[Holdup]

Its a little bit funny

This feeling inside

[Holdup]

You've been gone a while. Did the bath turn in to anything else........? .....maybe??

.................................................. ..........................

[Wideboy]

im eating gummy bears, they is well nice

[DarrenSV650S]

.................................................. ..........................

Its a little bit funny

This feeling inside

:rolleyes:

[Holdup]

im eating gummy bears, they is well nice

shut up

:rolleyes:

shut up

[minimorecambe]

I have just eaten around a ton of chocolate and nw feel a bit icky :(

[Wideboy]

shut up



shut up thats not very nice :(

I have just eaten around a ton of chocolate and nw feel a bit icky :(
pass it my way please

[minimorecambe]

pass it my way please

The chocolate or my ickiness?

[DarrenSV650S]

Are you two lovers still being lovers in the same place?

[MisterTommyH]

:evil:

I have to go back to work tomorrow. The night before going back to work is always horrible. :(

[minimorecambe]

:evil:

I have to go back to work tomorrow. The night before going back to work is always horrible. :(

Me too :( Only for one day then off untill Friday :)

[MisterTommyH]

Me too :( Only for one day then off untill Friday :)

:(:( 4 Whole days of misery:(:(

[Holdup]

thats not very nice :(

I'm not a very nice person

[minimorecambe]

Are you two lovers still being lovers in the same place?

Unfortunately not no

[Holdup]

ive not got any one to love :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Can anybody find me......somebody toooooooo..........looooooooooooooooooooooooove

Find


me



somebody



to


love

[andrewsmith]

Can anybody find me......somebody toooooooo..........looooooooooooooooooooooooove

Find


me



somebody



to


love

Yep they go Baaaaaaa

I want a relationship :(

[Wideboy]

ive not got any one to love :(
thats because your a *****

[Wideboy]

The chocolate or my ickiness?
zee chocolate

[minimorecambe]

ive not got any one to love :(

:smt058

I want a relationship :(

:smt058

zee chocolate

Tough

[andrewsmith]

thanks :kiss:

[Holdup]

thats because your a *****

a what

:smt058

ta