The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Specialone]

you have no idea
What? you saying she's thick ???

[robh539]

Yeah what happened to those knickers you promised me?

Is that all you asked for wimp. Ill save them and send them to you lol

[minimorecambe]

Is that all you asked for wimp. Ill save them and send them to you lol

Who said I wear them??????? :smt002

[DarrenSV650S]

Actually I didn't want the knickers. Can't remember how we got on to that

[robh539]

What? you saying she's thick ???

no my special friend ( see what i did there) that not that i was saying.

[Wideboy]

:shock:

[minimorecambe]

What? you saying she's thick ???


But I am :smt090

[Wideboy]

and on that bombshell, im going to bed..... night night

[andrewsmith]

my god the level of the banter is back low!

[minimorecambe]

Night Gav :)

[andrewsmith]

laters WB

[robh539]

But I am :smt090

and dont wear knickers. do you like football players? lol

[DarrenSV650S]

Night Widegheygavdooshboypants

[minimorecambe]

and dont wear knickers. do you like football players? lol

Now I didnt say I "didnt" wear knickers.
I just implied it.

And no footballers are pains in the ****. I like my men not to cry when they break a nail :D

[robh539]

Now I didnt say I "didnt" wear knickers.
I just implied it.

And no footballers are pains in the ****. I like my men not to cry when they break a nail :D

fair point lol

I had money on a future wag ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

:smt015

[minimorecambe]

fair point lol

I had money on a future wag ;)

Oh no I cant do teh girly girly carp.
Fake nails arnt good when tinkering with the bike :p

[minimorecambe]

:smt015

We boring you Darren?????

[DarrenSV650S]

Well yea, but I'm also tired

[minimorecambe]

Well yea, but I'm also tired


Well I do apologise :rolleyes:

[robh539]

buenas noches

[minimorecambe]

buenas noches

oyasuminasai :kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

buenas noches

Bonsoir, Esmarelda Villa Lobos

[andrewsmith]

buenas noches

me speak no americano

[minimorecambe]

Well I am bored again ...............................

[DarrenSV650S]

Yea well say something exciting

[minimorecambe]

something exciting

[DarrenSV650S]

whoops didn't mean to steal your sale. Didn't know you drew

[minimorecambe]

Nope it didnt work - Im still bored

[minimorecambe]

whoops didn't mean to steal your sale. Didn't know you drew

:rolleyes:

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=157212&highlight=hobbies

[andrewsmith]

well i've just found out I'm pregnant and the docs are more bemused than me

[DarrenSV650S]

oooooooooohhh yeah I remember seeing those and thinking the kasabian one was like a printout. Didn't know it was you

That was back when you were a nobody, and weren't in the mt so much. Plus you post sooooo many threads, I can't possibly remember them all

[DarrenSV650S]

well i've just found out I'm pregnant and the docs are more bemused than me

Who's the father?

[minimorecambe]

oooooooooohhh yeah I remember seeing those and thinking the kasabian one was like a printout. Didn't know it was you

That was back when you were a nobody, and weren't in the mt so much. Plus you post sooooo many threads, I can't possibly remember them all

Well it is me :) And I am a nobody no more :p

[andrewsmith]

worryingly secret stalker WB

[DarrenSV650S]

So do you just copy everything your dad does?

[DarrenSV650S]

worryingly secret stalker WB

He is such a *****. What were you thinking !

[minimorecambe]

So do you just copy everything your dad does?

In what way?

[andrewsmith]

and I've had the child!!!

My god Dyno-rod are going to have job and a half in the Morning


:smt044

[DarrenSV650S]

In what way?
the way where you do the same things

and I've had the child!!!

My god Dyno-rod are going to have job and a half in the Morning


:smt044

I'll get the plunger

[minimorecambe]

the way where you do the same things

Like ride bikes and paint?

Yes then :rolleyes:

[DarrenSV650S]

Copycat

[minimorecambe]

Copycat

But I am good at what I do :D

[andrewsmith]

well the smut is back again!!!

dzbmeb_4DXI

[DarrenSV650S]

arrogant cat

[minimorecambe]

arrogant cat


=; Maybe not the riding but I know I am good at painting so ner :p

[andrewsmith]

arrogant cat

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/funny-pictures-cat-charges-lasers.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

Paint a ferret riding a bike

[minimorecambe]

I wish I had time to paint pointless paintings like that but Im afraid I dont :(

[DarrenSV650S]

tut useless

[minimorecambe]

You draw it then :)

[munkygunn182]

Has glasgow guy been in tonight? I need to discuss some exciting news about smelly cars

Hi Darren, Aye im here, just back in off of a twilight ride. I see you're pointing the finger at the rear floor... must take a look at that myself!

[minimorecambe]

I better hit the hay - up in 6 hours :(

Night all, sweet dreams (to those that deserve them) xxx :kiss:

[andrewsmith]

nite MM :kiss:

think I'll follow you. This personal profile is getting on my wick

Nite all :smt026:smt026

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi Darren, Aye im here, just back in off of a twilight ride. I see you're pointing the finger at the rear floor... must take a look at that myself!

Yeh there's rubber bungs on the floor that let the water in. Don't know why it stunk so much



Oi mini, prepare to be AMAZED..........















http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/DarrenStewartTait/1387394d.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Darren - what can I say........

Its no Picasso but I give you 10/10 for effort :)

[DarrenSV650S]

I know :cool:


Hang your head in shame

[minimorecambe]

I know :cool:


Hang your head in shame


I will do - on my pillow.

Night :kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

Night phailer

[Reeder]

Ghey.

[sv4me]

Don't come in here often....ok ever but can I just say this is the funniest thing ever

Chris: Daaaad you can't hit him
Guy: Yeah I have MS
Peter Griffin: Oh you hear that Chris, this guys got a monkey scrotum and hes bragging about it!

:smt044

That is all

[DarrenSV650S]

Ghey.
Poof


Don't come in here often....ok ever but can I just say this is the funniest thing ever

Chris: Daaaad you can't hit him
Guy: Yeah I have MS
Peter Griffin: Oh you hear that Chris, this guys got a monkey scrotum and hes bragging about it!

:smt044

That is all
lol that's an old one. Are you watching bbc3?

[sv4me]

Nope I borrowed my mates, forgot how many funny 1s there were in the older series. Hes not getting it back for a while thats for damn sure :smt081

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh family guy kicks ass

Anyway, I'm off. Night all

[Reeder]

Bye poof.

[andrewsmith]

Bye poof.


edited: Not appropiate

[minimorecambe]

And Im still awake..........................

[minimorecambe]

:shock::shock::shock::(

[Tara]

i'm up and its my day off

[minimorecambe]

i'm up and its my day off

:( :smt056

[munkygunn182]

Morning all!

[Tara]

good morning :D

[munkygunn182]

i'm up and its my day off

Crazy lady! Is it not an option to sleep!?

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)

Im trying to delay setting off to work because its raining and my waterproofs seem to have come to life and gone walkabout :-?

[munkygunn182]

Morning :)

Im trying to delay setting off to work because its raining and my waterproofs seem to have come to life and gone walkabout :-?

Hiya MM, Damn i hate it when they do that, you need to teach them that they're not allowed out by themselves!:p

[Tara]

Crazy lady! Is it not an option to sleep!?
i wish falc is up at 5.30 to go to work i have a bit of a cough and its keeping awake and th elittle one will be awke any second i will sleep at 9.30ish when ryan goes back to bed

[munkygunn182]

i wish falc is up at 5.30 to go to work i have a bit of a cough and its keeping awake and th elittle one will be awke any second i will sleep at 9.30ish when ryan goes back to bed

Ach well, so long as you get back to bed at some point, i guess it's not so bad.

Well organs, i am off to uni now, so i'll need to load you all up on my phone :P

[Tara]

Ach well, so long as you get back to bed at some point, i guess it's not so bad.

Well organs, i am off to uni now, so i'll need to load you all up on my phone :P
nope it will be OK

what ar eyou studying? hope you have a good day

[munkygunn182]

nope it will be OK

what ar eyou studying? hope you have a good day

Mechanical Engineering and Aerospace, which sounds all good and proper, but not when your uni is going bust :o

[Tara]

Mechanical Engineering and Aerospace, which sounds all good and proper, but not when your uni is going bust :o
oh no really? thats rubbish - course sounds interesting tho - is it? are you enjoying it?

god you can tell i'm not in work today and i've had 4 coffees already lol

[munkygunn182]

oh no really? thats rubbish - course sounds interesting tho - is it? are you enjoying it?

god you can tell i'm not in work today and i've had 4 coffees already lol

Ach the course isn't too bad, its got its ups and downs, as does anything i guess

4 cups of coffee, and you still plan on sleeping!?

[Tara]

Ach the course isn't too bad, its got its ups and downs, as does anything i guess

4 cups of coffee, and you still plan on sleeping!?
i think i will prob sleep very well lol despite the coffee and lemsip

[minimorecambe]

Woohoo made irt in without getting wet :)
Time for a fantastice 12 hour shift.

[munkygunn182]

you must teach me your magic! I walked from a train to a bus and look like a drowned rat

[Viney]

Morning One and All.

I made it in without getting wet either. See wearing waterproofs does this. If i wasnt wearing them, then i would be a bit soggy atm :)

[munkygunn182]

ahh waterproofs, what wonderous things...it was dry when i left, but it would appear that in Glasgow it's a whole different ball game... Wee floods everywhere :o

Must mean winter's here :(

[Quedos]

Morning all

First cup of coffee has been and gone and off for my 2nd.!!

Munky - its throwing it down in Milngavie yet dry in cumbernauld. ITs not winter yet though The rain is quite horizontol yet.
Hey V - all I'm saying is *snigger* (love ya!)
Morning T - hows the wee un - seeing as you are off work and up at this time, everything tickety boo?

[Viney]

Good Morning Q :kiss:

[Tara]

hey Q everything is fine thanks alls well here :D how are you?

[Amanda M]

Morning peeps :D Hope you're all doing well :cool: Bye for now, got work to do :(

[Viney]

hey Q everything is fine thanks alls well here :D how are you?
:kiss:

Morning peeps :D Hope you're all doing well :cool: Bye for now, got work to do :(:kiss:

[falc]

Morning T hun :smt008

Morning one and all with suitable greetings :)

[Viney]

Morning Waynester :kiss:

[Tara]

morning Amanda V and Falc :smt008

Q love those boots huni all of them :D

[robh539]

Morning each and all :)

[minimorecambe]

Well I think I've caught the lurgy :(

[Quedos]

T - i'm good a little tired courtesy of the neighbours downstairs. (and having a text conversation with the one next door complaining about it!)
the boots are so gorgeous and cheap considering even with postage of 15E. They do a box of 12 pairs for about 52E which I can not believe. So saving up for some!

Hugs To Falcand Amanda (edit) and Robh and MM

[Reeder]

edited: Not appropiate

Haha, I'd be quite interested to see what this originally said!

[falc]

Morning Waynester :kiss:

Morning V :oops: :cool:

[Viney]

T - i'm good a little tired courtesy of the neighbours downstairs. (and having a text conversation with the one next door complaining about it!)
the boots are so gorgeous and cheap considering even with postage of 15E. They do a box of 12 pairs for about 52E which I can not believe. So saving up for some!

Hugs To Falcand Amanda (edit) and Robh and MMAh, forgot to say, thats not the case. its 2 pair of shoe type things, and 10 pairs of socks!:smt090
Well I think I've caught the lurgy :(Ewww, stay away from me