The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

someone mention mankini?

http://forums.sv650.org/image.php?u=9006&dateline=1286294392<-----

Arrrgh my eyes have been :smt037:smt078

[andrewsmith]

I always drag things into the gutter .... so I am told :(

Although I think I am an angel and not in the slightest dirty minded :silent:

haha

Thats my job normally :p

Shell your just as bad as me :smt047

[Shellywoozle]

Yeah for sure, I have no shame. Reminds me i need to drive to a friends house naked i hope i dont brake down or get stopped lol tho that could be funny

Thats sounds like fun :) lucky friend, let me know when you are planning it I will get some colleagues with a cam to stop you en route :smt026

That would put a smile on your friends face ;)

[Shellywoozle]

haha

Thats my job normally :p

Shell your just as bad as me :smt047

Nah I am WORSE !!!

[robh539]

Thats sounds like fun :) lucky friend, let me know when you are planning it I will get some colleagues with a cam to stop you en route :smt026

That would put a smile on your friends face ;)

not any big ex rugby players coppers tho.

[Shellywoozle]

not any big ex rugby players coppers tho.

He still plays rugby :) ROFL .... I wouldnt send you Pughy that would be cruel. I think one of my female colleagues ;)

[andrewsmith]

Nah I am WORSE !!!

just read ur sig!!!
i agree :smt047:smt047

[Reeder]

Finally leaving work 45 minutes late :shock:

Later guysssssss xxxxxxxx

[robh539]

He still plays rugby :) ROFL .... I wouldnt send you Pughy that would be cruel. I think one of my female colleagues ;)

awesome she could do with a laugh im sure lol

[minimorecambe]

Ferrets cleaned, watered, fed and no playing.
Dog fed.

Now I should cook for me but cant be bothered so I may just starve :-?

[munkygunn182]

Evening organs! Looks like i've missed quite an afternoon... steak n all that!

Hows life?

[Shellywoozle]

awesome she could do with a laugh im sure lol

I will get it sorted, shall we do on Thursday ;)

just read ur sig!!!
i agree :smt047:smt047


ROFL he he he Woozle Wins :smt026

[minimorecambe]

Woohoo my dress still fits :)
At least I can go to the "ball" looking half decent :D

[Holdup]

eveninginginginginginginginginging

[Shellywoozle]

Heyyyyyyyyyy Holdup, fankoo for my Gixer advice :-)

[Holdup]

Hey Shell

No problem, its very little but hey, as Tesco say, every little helps :p

You ok?

[andrewsmith]

ROFL he he he Woozle Wins :smt026

I think its safer :safe:


on another note double bubble screen for £9 happy days

[Shellywoozle]

Hey Shell

No problem, its very little but hey, as Tesco say, every little helps :p

You ok?

I am wonderful fankoo hun how are you x

[Holdup]

Ive got the lurg :( but ive got next week off work so :D

[Shellywoozle]

Ive got the lurg :( but ive got next week off work so :D

I got lurg too :( back to work at 7am in morning ......... but I still a happy bunny :)

What you doing with your week off apart from getting better

[Holdup]

Sucks dont it :(

Next week (weather permiting) i will mainly be adding new bits to my new bike :D

You got time off any time soon?

[Shellywoozle]

Sucks dont it :(

Next week (weather permiting) i will mainly be adding new bits to my new bike :D

You got time off any time soon?

Yeah I workinf 2 days then got 8 off :-) woo hoo

[minimorecambe]

Mother still at hospital :-? Not even been seen by a quack yet!

[Holdup]

Yeah I workinf 2 days then got 8 off :-) woo hoo

:smt026

Mother still at hospital :-? Not even been seen by a quack yet!

Whats up?

[minimorecambe]

She fell at work. Now having difficulty walking, breathing and just generally moving.
She is ver similar to me though and extremely stubborn so took a bit of talking to get her to go to hospital.

[Holdup]

Ah man hope she gets better soon

[Wideboy]

fooking hell it gets dark early, think thats the end of evening riding for moi

word to your mother MM......... i mean GWS

[Shellywoozle]

I can see Mr H lurking :-)

[Amanda]

Evening organs ..... I am mechanical genius. Another new mod done and dusted on the bike.

Need to find phone lead to upload video

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bleurgh. Just home. Me sleepy.

[Wideboy]

I can see Mr H lurking :-)
yeah ok i'll admit i am called mr hunk

[Wideboy]

Bleurgh. Just home. Me sleepy.
harrow :D

[Amanda]

I can see Mr H lurking :-)

Frigging stalkers ... :smt026

[Wideboy]

and now amandandina, they're all coming out this evening!

[Shellywoozle]

yeah ok i'll admit i am called mr hunk

Not you wideboy ... or should is say Mr Kini ;)

Hi Nic, Amanda xx

[Holdup]

and me

Look out your window gav

[Milky Bar Kid]

Evening Gav, Shell Amanda! How are we all?

[minimorecambe]

Howdo all :)

Thanks for the Mothers GWS's :)

[andrewsmith]

is it stalker night on the org tonight?

[Amanda]

Can't wait to show you my new mod on the bike..... its Amazing!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

What is it Amanda?

[Holdup]

Bet its a sticker

[andrewsmith]

Amanda is it a: curvy sv fairing??

[Holdup]

Wash your mouth out with soap

[Wideboy]

i say something chavy like a clear tail light

i r good nicolallalalala

[andrewsmith]

Wash your mouth out with soap

errr no!!! :smt079

[Amanda]

OMG!!! Wedding House on Channel 4 - got side tracked......

I will upload video, Chris loves it and is jealous. Hahaha

[minimorecambe]

OMG!!! Wedding House on Channel 4 - got side tracked.....

If my sisters wedding was going to be like that I might be more interested!

[Amanda]

That Alice In Wonderland wedding was brilliant. These 2 are ridiculous ...

[Wideboy]

I will upload video, Chris loves it and is jealous. Hahaha
im guessing its something to do with lights then? a rev counter or something

[minimorecambe]

That Alice In Wonderland wedding was brilliant. These 2 are ridiculous ...

Hes an **** :smt079

[DarrenSV650S]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

mmmmmmmmmm yum yum yum


nom nom nom nom

[minimorecambe]

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

mmmmmmmmmm yum yum yum


nom nom nom nom

Sod off - I still havnt eaten :smt090

[Holdup]

Ferris Buellers day off, Wed at 10 pm on E4, is it any good?

[minimorecambe]

Its alright for easy watching. :)

[andrewsmith]

carp HU

[DarrenSV650S]

Sod off - I still havnt eaten :smt090
B@J's cookie dough :D


Ferris Buellers day off, Wed at 10 pm on E4, is it any good?
How many times do I have to tell you? YES

[minimorecambe]

B@J's cookie dough :D

=;

[DarrenSV650S]

mmmmmmmmmmmm nom nom nom

[Holdup]

Its alright for easy watching. :)

carp HU

How many times do I have to tell you? YES

Hmm

and no you havent said any thing about it

[DarrenSV650S]

Hmm

and no you havent said any thing about it

Yes I have you tard

[Viney]

Ferris Buellers day off, Wed at 10 pm on E4, is it any good?An absolute 80's classic.

[Shellywoozle]

bored bored bored ............... :-(

[Holdup]

Yes I have you tard

No, you really havent

An absolute 80's classic.

On that note ill watch it tomorrow night

[DarrenSV650S]

No, you really havent

Yes I told you to watch it last time it was on. You're just too stooooopid to remember

[Holdup]

Yes I told you to watch it last time it was on. You're just too stooooopid to remember

no

[DarrenSV650S]

derrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[minimorecambe]

bored bored bored ............... :-(

Me too :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

bored bored bored ............... :-(

kill some time

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=158334

or

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=158369

[DarrenSV650S]

Has glasgow guy been in tonight? I need to discuss some exciting news about smelly cars

[Shellywoozle]

Me too :rolleyes:


Think it bed time soon :( i can go to bed and toss and turn LOL

[minimorecambe]

He was about before.

You found the cause?

[minimorecambe]

Think it bed time soon :( i can go to bed and toss and turn LOL

Im already in bed!

[Wideboy]

hahaha OMG jsut watched last nights imbetweeners, i gets more and more fecked up each time :lol:

[Holdup]

hahaha OMG jsut watched last nights imbetweeners, i gets more and more fecked up each time :lol:

I just watched it for the second time, its hilarious

[Wideboy]

the ****ing in the bed bit had me actually lol'ing :lol:

[DarrenSV650S]

He was about before.

You found the cause?

Yeh I was cleaning it all out tonight, hoovering the carpets and found a damp bit. There are rubber bungs in the floor by the rear seats. No idea what they are for but there was water in them and the carpet and sound proofing stuff was wet and smelly. So water must be getting in them somehow.

I remembered the other day the dually was flooded from the field and I went through a really deep bit at 70, so that must have caused the water to get in.

[minimorecambe]

Beating his manhood was hillarious :p

[DarrenSV650S]

the ****ing in the bed bit had me actually lol'ing :lol:

Same lol. I think that was the funniest bit ever :lol:

[Holdup]

I think the whole episode did

Im gunna **** your ****ing fanny off you ****!

PMSL

[Wideboy]

Beating his manhood was hillarious :p

yes but not in teh way you should be doing it

[minimorecambe]

Mother is home - muscle damage in her back.
She can hardly walk :(

I am playing slave for the forseeable future it seems :rolleyes:

[Wideboy]

get us a cider whilst your there, thanks

[DarrenSV650S]

http://adayofrites.blogsome.com/images/charakteremrslave.jpg

[minimorecambe]

get us a cider whilst your there, thanks

Sure thing :D

[Shellywoozle]

Hope your Mums back gets better soon H xx

[minimorecambe]

Hope your Mums back gets better soon H xx

Thanks :kiss:

Me too because her and Pops are going on holiday a week Saturday :rolleyes:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Back for a little while

[minimorecambe]

Hi Nic.
How are you chick?

[Holdup]

wheres Amanda gone?

waiting for this video...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hi Nic.
How are you chick?

Ok ta, tired and got a sore throat, but ok. What about you?

[minimorecambe]

Im good thanks :)
Everyone seems to be poorly sick :(

[Wideboy]

nope, fit as a fiddle here!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm hoping its just cos I am tired. Fingers crossed. Don't start til 10am tomorrow though so wont need to get up til half 8 ish - YAY! Almost a lie in!

[Reeder]

Yo bitches

[Shellywoozle]

Startin at 10am ... what shift do you call that???

I am thinking of going sleepy bye byes now ....... up at 4.45am :(

[Amanda]

wheres Amanda gone?

waiting for this video...

Taking ages to load on FaceAche

[minimorecambe]

Hey Meatboy :)

Night Shell x

[minimorecambe]

I'm hoping its just cos I am tired. Fingers crossed. Don't start til 10am tomorrow though so wont need to get up til half 8 ish - YAY! Almost a lie in!

Its only a lie in if you sleep :rolleyes:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Startin at 10am ... what shift do you call that???

I am thinking of going sleepy bye byes now ....... up at 4.45am :(

It's a drop down from a backshift cos I am at MOE training on Thursday morning at 0730 so can't let me have a 0200 finish.