The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Hey Craig :)

How are you darling? Any luck on the bike front?

[munkygunn182]

Hey Craig :)

How are you darling? Any luck on the bike front?

Got someone from a village 2 minutes up the road coming to see it tomorrow. Im hopeful! How was work?

[Holdup]

meh

[andrewsmith]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/90604945-e477-413d-ad6a-c5ee264827e1.jpg

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[minimorecambe]

meh

Whats up with you???

Got someone from a village 2 minutes up the road coming to see it tomorrow. Im hopeful! How was work?

Good good :)

Work was ok - it was work :rolleyes:

[munkygunn182]

Whats up with you???



Good good :)

Work was ok - it was work :rolleyes:

You make a fair point, work can't ever be great, but I'm happy with anything above average!

[andrewsmith]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/8e00bedb-7076-4eae-9c31-e6f55aaf3bf0.jpg

[minimorecambe]

All my days are always above average :D

[munkygunn182]

All my days are always above average :D

You really are a cheery wee thing these days!

[minimorecambe]

You really are a cheery wee thing these days!

I always am :) Just more so at the moment :D :smt007

[Holdup]

Whats up with you???

rubbish day

[munkygunn182]

I'll be a cheery pup too if this bike goes this week! Just ordered a Fenda Extenda for the SV :)

[minimorecambe]

rubbish day

:( :smt056

[Holdup]

tomorrow can only get worse

i mean better

how are you?

[minimorecambe]

Lol chin up :)

Im fine and dandy :D

[Holdup]

good good good

[andrewsmith]

www.meh.com

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone seen the american Italian Job ?

At the start, why didn't they just drop the real safe in to their boat instead of messing about with the scuba stuff?

[Holdup]

boat will sink

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Anyone seen the american Italian Job ?

At the start, why didn't they just drop the real safe in to their boat instead of messing about with the scuba stuff?
It would have fallen through the bottom & that would have been the end of the film.

[DarrenSV650S]

inflatable cushions ?

[munkygunn182]

It would have fallen through the bottom & that would have been the end of the film.

Sounds like my kinda film. 30 seconds and its over!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

boat will sink
Come to think of it those plonks that follow the boat should have twigged on.
they deserved to have their stuff knicked for being so thick.

[Holdup]

inflatable cushions ?

smash a hole in the boat, boat fills with water, they all drown

[Fruity-ya-ya]

inflatable cushions ?
They would have to be the size of Wales and made out of space grade rubber.

[DarrenSV650S]

Also, why bother unloading the gold from the safe. If that scuba dooba submarine thing can carry the gold it can carry the safe too

[Holdup]

Come to think of it those plonks that follow the boat should have twigged on.
they deserved to have their stuff knicked for being so thick.

Dont remember the film much, but your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Also, why bother unloading the gold from the safe. If that scuba dooba submarine thing can carry the gold it can carry the safe too
You've put a lot of thought into this haven't you.

[DarrenSV650S]

Also also, the air in the safe would make it lighter

[Holdup]

Also also, the air in the safe would make it lighter

fool

[DarrenSV650S]

fool

It's spelt full. And yes the safe was full of air when they opened it

[andrewsmith]

Dont remember the film much, but your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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[munkygunn182]

Also also, the air in the safe would make it lighter

Only if it were air tight, if not, it'd get heavier when it filled with water, which is less than ideal!

[DarrenSV650S]

Only if it were air tight, if not, it'd get heavier when it filled with water, which is less than ideal!
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It's spelt full. And yes the safe was full of air when they opened it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Only if it were air tight, if not, it'd get heavier when it filled with water, which is less than ideal!
The lead paint makes it heavy of course.

[munkygunn182]

I could contribute more if i'd seen the film i guess! :p

[minimorecambe]

Its OK Craig me and you can play cards in the corner until thy have finished :)

[DarrenSV650S]

It's on film4 just now. It will be on film4 +1 at 10pm :)

[munkygunn182]

Its OK Craig me and you can play cards in the corner until thy have finished :)

My corner or yours? I'm afraid all I can play with cards is strip poker :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

Well if we are playing strip poker, we play it in my corner with my rules :)

[munkygunn182]

Well if we are playing strip poker, we play it in my corner with my rules :)

Your corner is fine by me ;) Whats the rules?

[minimorecambe]

Erm I havnt devised them yet!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't worry Fruity, me and you can just get some pizza while these two finish themselves off

[munkygunn182]

Don't worry Fruity, me and you can just get some pizza while these two finish themselves off

Fancy taking the pizza else where? Im shy :rolleyes::p

[minimorecambe]

Don't worry Fruity, me and you can just get some pizza while these two finish themselves off

:o Darren I will have you know I am a taken lady now!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

orly? Who have you caught?

[Holdup]

Poor bloke / woman

[minimorecambe]

orly? Who have you caught?

Some guy who is daft enough to put up with me :p

[DarrenSV650S]

sv4me?

[munkygunn182]

:o Darren I will have you know I am a taken lady now!!!

Wish I was a taken lady...

[minimorecambe]

sv4me?

NO!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Wish I was a taken lady...
Don't we all


NO!!
An orger?

[Holdup]

An orger?

http://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/invisible-man.jpg

This guy aint it

[Wideboy]

evening fools!

[andrewsmith]

is it WB??

[Viney]

Evening freaks and Helen :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

An orger?

Anymore questions??

Seriously though Id rather keep my private life off the org ;)

[Wideboy]

is it WB??
is who me?

sup v man!

[DarrenSV650S]

That'll be a yes then

[minimorecambe]

Evening freaks and Helen :kiss:

Hey Viney :smt058

[Viney]

Hey Viney :smt058How you doin' *in a joey from friends kinda way*

[Holdup]

Ill have you know

im not a freak ta very much

[Viney]

James, youre the biggest of the freaks...deal with it....we still luvs ya though :)

[munkygunn182]

is who me?

sup v man!

Is it you who's the very lucky boy that's caught MM? :p

[andrewsmith]

I'm no freak

I'm Randy Pan the Goatboy :lol:

BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wideboy]

oh i see we're all still in mourning as MM is now taken :(


:smt090

[Viney]

Is it you who's the very lucky boy that's caught MM? :pWhat! Shes been caught....sadly not by me. Im a) too old b) Too old, and C) Too fat :lol:

She also has taste...i'd imagine

[Holdup]

James, youre the biggest of the freaks...deal with it....we still luvs ya though :)

Im special :D

oh i see we're all still in mourning as MM is now taken :(


:smt090

Dont worry

you still got me

;)

[minimorecambe]

Can we all please stop talking about me and my life now please????

[DarrenSV650S]

Can we all please stop talking about me and my life now please????

Oh come on. You've been hinting about it enough :rolleyes:

[Viney]

Can we all please stop talking about me and my life now please????Yes, lets.

However, you life seems to be far more interesting than the other rabble on the evening shift. I mean come, you even have to admit that :p

[munkygunn182]

Can we all please stop talking about me and my life now please????

Suppose, seeing as you asked nicely.

[Holdup]

Can we all please stop talking about me and my life now please????

I will cus im now off to bed

I'll grill you about it tomorrow

Toodle pip y'all :smt039 x

[minimorecambe]

Yes, lets.

However, you life seems to be far more interesting than the other rabble on the evening shift. I mean come, you even have to admit that :p

Lol it seems that way!!!

Suppose, seeing as you asked nicely.

Why I thankyou :)

I will cus im now off to bed

I'll grill you about it tomorrow

Toodle pip y'all :smt039 x

Night x

[Wideboy]

night holdup you sexy biatch!

[Viney]

I will cus im now off to bedLightweight

[DarrenSV650S]

Night Jamesy

[andrewsmith]

laters HU

I'm off aswel. Bored solid and sick of the routine atm :(

laters all

[munkygunn182]

Lightweight

22.15 is most definitely lightweight behaviour!

[DarrenSV650S]

laters HU

I'm off aswel. Bored solid and sick of the routine atm :(

laters all

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[Wideboy]

night agent smith

[minimorecambe]

Night Andy x

[munkygunn182]

I get to spend the night from now on picking out songs to fire in a DJ set for new year :D

[Bibio]

so MM what his name.





runs and hides.

xx

[Bibio]

i is off shopping... later fools.

[minimorecambe]

Lol trust you!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone watching the italian job then? No? Nevermind

[Wideboy]

which one? remake is crap

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh the crap one

[Wideboy]

that would be a no....... commando is on channel 4!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I feel poo! Someone make me better!

[Wideboy]

washing your hand after feeling poo, could make you worse!

[Milky Bar Kid]

washing your hand after feeling poo, could make you worse!

Haha! I'm not Gillian McKeith! lol!:puker:

[andrewsmith]

:puker:

[munkygunn182]

I feel poo! Someone make me better!

Big hugs for MBK! :):smt058:grouphug::smt056

[Milky Bar Kid]

Fank ooo...

Here's the life changing question, do I go for a shower now or at half6 in the morning???

[munkygunn182]

Fank ooo...

Here's the life changing question, do I go for a shower now or at half6 in the morning???

Well if you go for a shower now, you get extra time in bed in the morning?

[DarrenSV650S]

Only minks don't have a shower in the morning

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hardly Darren! I have a shower everyday, does it really matter when I have it as long as I have one?!?!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hell yea. Do you know how much people sweat during the night? Everyone stinks in the morning. Scientific fact ;)