The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hiya Keiffy!! I don't hate you!

[Quedos]

I stil love ya!!

[keithd]

yayayayayay woo!!! keefy is a happy boi

:D

x

[Quedos]

FFS - when will people F'ng grow up and talk to people!

and these are meant to be sodding managers!!

[keithd]

Q - chill. Weekend is upon us, and today is..

http://thunkdifferent.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/8136casual-sex-day-posters.jpg

[Reeder]

Q - chill. Weekend is upon us, and today is..

http://thunkdifferent.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/8136casual-sex-day-posters.jpg

Wow... I was unaware of this.

MBK what you up to later?

[Milky Bar Kid]

HA! Not having casual sex with you is what I am up to!

[keithd]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/4/e9fdfe25-80b2-447e-90d4-fb73e7d536a2.jpg

[Reeder]

HA! Not having casual sex with you is what I am up to!

Well sorry, but I'm not into making love so we'll have to call it off.:cool:

[fenjer]

and these are meant to be sodding managers!!

Thats why they dont talk to the little people on the branches or at the bottom of the tree...

no doubt there is a memo circulating.

[keithd]

im a sodding manager. never send memos, too busy on here

[fenjer]

Surely thats a time management issue there Keith... lol

[keithd]

lol my time management skills leave somewhat to be desired.

actually no, scrub that. Im good at dictating them, just not so good at following my own advise

[Viney]

lol my time management skills leave somewhat to be desired.

actually no, scrub that. Im good at dictating them, just not so good at following my own adviseAdvice dear boy, advice

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Gooooooooooood evening, good evening, good evening (In my bestest Steven Fry voice)

[Viney]

Bye, im off up the pub

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Mrs has just come back from the Friday big shop and brought me some lovely cider.
The brother-in-law and his Mrs are on route to help me drink it all!

Have a good evening all, I know I will.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Good morning all! Just home from work....sleeeeeeeepy!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning MBK.

I was just woken up by a City Link van driver rapping the door.
Sarah has bought some of these:

http://image.become.co.uk/imageserver/s1/110493251-150-150-5-0/thumbnail.jpg
Size 6, £28 delivered from Amazon
Cat Footwear Women's Chala Leather Mid Calf Boot

(just in case you were wondering)

(http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cat-Footwear-Womens-Chocolate-P304179/dp/B002BNLMDS/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1305358718&sr=8-5)

[Geodude]

Morning hungovered folks (fruity;))

cat work boots?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning hungovered folks (fruity;))
Yes, but not the worse.
cat work boots?
Nope, some 'bargain' she found on Amazon.

When I Googled them after signing for them I almost dropped the laptop as they seemed to cost £80.

Then I remembered Sarah saying she picked up some boots for £30.
She's not into little strappy heels (nor am I before anyone asks) and instead likes trainers and boots.

I just thought I'd try and answer the 'what was delivered' question before it was asked.

[Geodude]

Ahh doh i thought they were cat rigger boots, but what do i know of fashion im a bloke :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Ahh doh i thought they were cat rigger boots, but what do i know of fashion im a bloke :D
I don't know what you mean, I thought you looked very fetching in your mesh shirt & leather hammer trousers (http://www.myteacherpages.com/webpages/EWevodau/the.cfm?subpage=1247894) ;)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3820510678_2921dc35f5_o.jpg

[SoulKiss]

I don't know what you mean, I thought you looked very fetching in your mesh shirt & leather hammer trousers (http://www.myteacherpages.com/webpages/EWevodau/the.cfm?subpage=1247894) ;)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2472/3820510678_2921dc35f5_o.jpg

I think the word you were looking for was "feltching".

:)

[Geodude]

Hey i sent you that pic for personal use only ;) Scary thing is that i have looked like that in my time :smt103

[Geodude]

SK 'feltching' while im watching saturday kitchen :puker: ;)

[SoulKiss]

SK 'feltching' while im watching saturday kitchen :puker: ;)

My work here is done... :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hey i sent you that pic for personal use only ;) Scary thing is that i have looked like that in my time :smt103
Sorry, I mean for the abuse of trust.
As for the omission, that's all you baby.

SK, I was enjoying my chocolate spread crepe suzettes until that image crept into my mind.
(sorry, didn't spot the pun until after I'd typed it).

[Viney]

Ok. BORED! So bored in fact that im thinking of doing some ironing!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Ok. BORED! So bored in fact that im thinking of doing some ironing!
Don't do it man, unless you've got something like this in mind:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLmr3GMdVfs4p5Lhs2WIcVkX3UkGw0S zvAbbWhXvUSI1ryE_-g2A

[andrewsmith]

Okay okay

who's been photographing themselves for fashion no's??

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3820511142_922eda7bc8_o.jpg

[Geodude]

Hey is it pick on me day? that is what i look like now :smt103

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm growing my hair so it maybe a good look for me, thanks AS.

Now that my hangover has gone I'm going to mess about with my homemade camp stove.

I think the breakfast of last nights pretzels, a scotch egg with brown sauce and a side order of chocolate spread crepe suzettes was just the ticket, all washed down with loads of milky coffee.
YUM

[Geodude]

I think the breakfast of last nights pretzels, a scotch egg with brown sauce and a side order of chocolate spread crepe suzettes was just the ticket, all washed down with loads of milky coffee.
YUM

Mmmm such lovely things that i cant have until they get my stomach ulsers under control sigh... cant even manage much booze :(

[andrewsmith]

Hey is it pick on me day? that is what i look like now :smt103

Haha
I'm not saying nowt more.
At least ur nt frm county durham geo

[Geodude]

I hear banjo's ;)

[Wideboy]

that is some ultimate mullet!.. i want one!!

is it to early to start drinking, i fancy some xbox booze action as i just got in and i is bored

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ellie Goulding sucks live!!! Watching 1 Big Weekend and she is POOOOOOP

[Wideboy]

eugh that **** was on teh radio in teh car, TURNED IT OFF... UTTER W**K!!!!!! radio one and go and go bank rupt please

[Milky Bar Kid]

Lol! Don't sit on the fence Gav!

[Wideboy]

cant stand it, have to listen to that crap at work, same rubbish songs every hour with idiot presenters talking mindless crap all day..... e.i. chris moyles and fern "shovel face" cotton

[andrewsmith]

rant over gav?
Its saturday beer is permitted from 1159

Unless ur workin like i am and it'll beer on shift frm 0000

[Wideboy]

yah i have drank a case already, not even switched the sexbox on yet............... just a boring weekend for me i think i'll go out this evening, would be a shame to stop :P

[andrewsmith]

yah i have drank a case already, not even switched the sexbox on yet............... just a boring weekend for me i think i'll go out this evening, would be a shame to stop :P

Hungover Gavin?

and to this is how late/ early I left work

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/15052011052.jpg

[Geodude]

Mornin peeps :)

Dont you do sleep smithers ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning.

[andrewsmith]

Work mate!

Just crawled out me pit as I can't sleeep

[Geodude]

I forgot you work in a club, thought that had finished or you got a new job already? you still having chew with the bike? Have a word with yc as he knows his stuff.

[andrewsmith]

The other jobs finished which was office work. This one is a hit n miss job.

I'm about to nick out and get a multi meter. I hate auto electrics as this is the second one since March (excluding the battery I didn't store in a warm enough place).

[Geodude]

Auto electrics are the dark arts and you need to sell your soul to understand them ;) trying to get me dads car to run at the mo and its an electrical fault grr

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning orgland.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning. I've had...3 n a half....hours, minus all the waking up, sleep and 7 hours between last being at work and going back. Lovely.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning. I've had...3 n a half....hours, minus all the waking up, sleep and 7 hours between last being at work and going back. Lovely.

Snap, sux :(

I couldn't sleep either so went downstairs to make sure I didn't wake Sarah.
I fell asleep on the settee at about 05:30 and woke not long after.
Despite the lack of sleep, I thought it wise as she is at work now and I'm still off with my knee.
In bed trying to nod off but I'll probably not get off until later today.
At least I'm off to work today, hope it's an easy shift for you MBK.

[Viney]

Morning wierdos :kiss:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning V.

That sucks Fruity. Unfortunately, there is a chance I will go to work in 15 mins and not be home til half 1. Notimpressed.com.

[peterco]

Good morning,
Just about to go to bed for a couple of hours.
Just finished 3 nights on the trot.

[Viney]

Morning V.

That sucks Fruity. Unfortunately, there is a chance I will go to work in 15 mins and not be home til half 1. Notimpressed.com.How you doing chickpea? MWAH!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well, not sleepy so I'm getting up and showered.
At least the Playstation network is back up and running today :)
After breakfast I'm going to catch up on some virtual bullet throwing to cheer me up.
Hospital tomorrow morning :$
I'm beginning to think I'll be off for a couple more weeks so Sony got their finger out just in time to keep me from becoming a Jeramy Kyle viewer (shudders).

[Viney]

PSN is back up and running

[Wideboy]

Xbox

[Reeder]

Xbox

:stupid:

[Wideboy]

Did you enjoy you online gaming at the weekend Mr Andrew, I did as i own a xbox

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Did you enjoy you online gaming at the weekend Mr Andrew, I did as i own a xbox
The best things come to those who wait.

[Reeder]

I enjoyed one play on "The Gun Game" On Black Ops. I enjoyed it, but could only be arsed to play one and then I went off it(plus I'd just won 3,000 credits so I wasn't going to risk losing any in another game). However it was nice to have the choice to play it. I mainly used my online capabilities to watch the sky player on there ;)

[keithd]

1. get quote from Bennets
2. tick the boxes please do not contact me by phone msn and email

Within 20 minutes I've had phone call, email and text message

Why did i bother?

Shouldnt be surprised I guess

PS morning

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Shouldnt be surprised I guess
You guessed right, morning.;)

[Reeder]

1. get quote from Bennets
2. tick the boxes please do not contact me by phone msn and email

Within 20 minutes I've had phone call, email and text message

Why did i bother?

Shouldnt be surprised I guess

PS morning

:smt039

[Quedos]

Morning Peeps - Better late than never i suppose!!

[Reeder]

A'wight Q? Was wondering where you'd got your sexy ass to.

[keithd]

Hello Q. Youre a honey :)

Reeder, you're a smasher

[Viney]

'sup D *nods*
Hey Q :kiss:

[Wideboy]

Lunch time

Now for goodness sake, let's eat some cake

[Geodude]

Haftynewn peeps :)

[Quedos]

hmm cakes

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1998/images/1998_MEDIUM.jpg

[Geodude]

Oooh i want cake too :D

[Reeder]

I have raisins :)

[Quedos]

i have passion
























fruit!

[Reeder]

I have a banana too, and a strawberry yogurt. I've also had two apples already today :D

Healthy me!

[keithd]

'sup D *nods*
Hey Q :kiss:

word up V

[Geodude]

I have a banana too, and a strawberry yogurt. I've also had two apples already today :D

Healthy me!

Hmm two bags of crisps a sausage roll and a drifter bar... unhealthy me

[Quedos]

2 rolls and haggis pint and half of water pineapple and passion fruit!

[Geodude]

Haggis roll mmm

[Reeder]

Hmm two bags of crisps a sausage roll and a drifter bar... unhealthy me

Respect :dj:

[Geodude]

Should'nt be eating rubbish tbh cos of my stomach ulsers but i have no willpower hehe but on the upside my ulsers have helped me lose over two stone :D i dont recommend ulsers as part of a weight loss program as they hurt lots :(

[Reeder]

Oh dear! How do you get them?

My weight loss program is consisting of 5 nights a week doing weights and then monday's and saturday's doing body combat! Should burn some fat :D

[Viney]

I had a dirty Chicken burger and chips from Sams chicken down the road. Oh it is Halal chicken as well

[Geodude]

Oh dear! How do you get them?

My weight loss program is consisting of 5 nights a week doing weights and then monday's and saturday's doing body combat! Should burn some fat :D

Taking asprin every day for years cos ive got thick blood?

I had a dirty Chicken burger and chips from Sams chicken down the road. Oh it is Halal chicken as well

Whats a dirty chicken burger?

[Reeder]

Ah excellent. Sounds fun.

So if I cut you, will you drip like a donut?

[Geodude]

Nope no thick jam anymore because the asprin acts as a blood thinner i spray blood even with a paper cut doh!

[Viney]

Taking asprin every day for years cos ive got thick blood?



Whats a dirty chicken burger?A chocken burger from a less than reputable (read any other than KFC) chicken shop i suppose.

[Reeder]

Nope no thick jam anymore because the asprin acts as a blood thinner i spray blood even with a paper cut doh!

So you've turned yourself into a haemophilliac?

[Geodude]

A chocken burger from a less than reputable (read any other than KFC) chicken shop i suppose.

Ahh right thanks Sir V, i thought it might have been a down south thing and felt like i was missing out.

[Geodude]

So you've turned yourself into a haemophilliac?

Yeah pretty much so, but it does make me popular with the lady vamps ;)

[Reeder]

Aweesommmmme. You get your dad's car sorted?

[Geodude]

Nah car still being a pita and could be an ecm fault bleeding computers are everywhere nowadays.

[Reeder]

Computers are awesome.

[Geodude]

Not when you have a perfectly working engine that wont work cos the computer says no ;)

[Reeder]

True that bro. True that.

[andrewsmith]

mmmmmmmeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

looks like i've got a trapped nerve in me shoulder

[Fruity-ya-ya]

mmmmmmmeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

looks like i've got a trapped nerve in me shoulder
Now I don't believe you wanted to do that!