The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[munkygunn182]

Yeah... Most of them would rip a guy apart!

[Wideboy]

i rest my case

[Milky Bar Kid]

My throat is soooooooooreeeeee!

[andrewsmith]

Is there female moshers too?

Yeah... Most of them would rip a guy apart!

Most aint bad looking too!!!

[minimorecambe]

Or do you just think that because your brain has been jolted about??

[andrewsmith]

nope!
There is some pretty ladies that mosh, most are nutters like

[Wideboy]

still sounds kinda lame

[minimorecambe]

I wish this wind would stop :(

[andrewsmith]

excuse me!

Will once I've been to the pan! :smt040

[Dave20046]

ahh working 12 hour days does have it's advantages afterall....


evening all

[Holdup]

Yay bike is all stripped ready to have the clearances done then a quick tart up then put back together :D

[andrewsmith]

ahh working 12 hour days does have it's advantages afterall....


evening all

thought my 8-6 shift s were bad

[minimorecambe]

ahh working 12 hour days does have it's advantages afterall....


evening all

Please tell me what them advantages are, as I have 3 12 hour shifts this weekend

[Holdup]

Why is it that if i chew on the left hand side of my mouth the right back of my jaw aches but if i chew on right hand side its fine :-s

[Dave20046]

oops I forgotted I posted that
Please tell me what them advantages are, as I have 3 12 hour shifts this weekend

1. you can eat half (and more on occasion!) a tub of ben and jerrys a feel like you've earned it + drink & smoke of your choice.
2. You can convince one of your customers employees to wash your grubby car!:takeabow:


12 hour day get home , try finish fitting kitchen ...then do some more work . Knackered.

[andrewsmith]

must resist turning into WB

[Dave20046]

must resist turning into WB

Why not? He's a cracking bloke. I wish I was wb:(

[minimorecambe]

oops I forgotted I posted that


1. you can eat half (and more on occasion!) a tub of ben and jerrys a feel like you've earned it + drink & smoke of your choice.
2. You can convince one of your customers employees to wash your grubby car!:takeabow:


12 hour day get home , try finish fitting kitchen ...then do some more work . Knackered.

1. Im lactose intolerant and quit smoking 3 months ago
2. Even if I had a car I wouldnt trust my "customers" with it!

[minimorecambe]

Why not? He's a cracking bloke. I wish I was wb:(

Im glad you arent :p

[andrewsmith]

Why not? He's a cracking bloke. I wish I was wb:(

Put down for HU, i was implying

Just considering what to buy for the bike, arka used or a Simmi new :(

[Holdup]

Put down for HU, i was implying

Just considering what to buy for the bike, arka used or a Simmi new :(

Who?

And yea do it, whilst your at it buy me a new can plz

ta

:kiss:

[Dave20046]

1. Im lactose intolerant and quit smoking 3 months ago
2. Even if I had a car I wouldnt trust my "customers" with it!

Ah yes forgot about your customers :D

Mr smith - what bike you got? SV still?

[andrewsmith]

MM's customers are interesting to say the least

aye a curvy dave, won't selling anytime soon

[andrewsmith]

Who?

And yea do it, whilst your at it buy me a new can plz

ta

:kiss:

There is an arka for your bike for sale atm £51 with 12 hrs left. Dinged so aint had much interest

[Dave20046]

MM's customers are interesting to say the least

aye a curvy dave, won't selling anytime soon
whats a simmi?

[andrewsmith]

local zorst guy to me

http://www.simmiperformance.co.uk/

[minimorecambe]

They are exhausts

[Holdup]

There is an arka for your bike for sale atm £51 with 12 hrs left. Dinged so aint had much interest

Link?

Just found a Yoshi which is at £140

[Dave20046]

local zorst guy to me

http://www.simmiperformance.co.uk/

hmm had never heard of them. Price'd be the deciding factor for me. Stubby carbon akras are nice. I could sort you out with a brand new stubby carbon viper for uder £140 IIRC, if you like em.

[andrewsmith]

HU
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190495898642&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT#ht_500wt_1129

Not that expensive for what they are one or two of the race lads use them. Honest answer Dave I'll pass not a fan of stubbies

[Holdup]

Wrong model :(

I got C6F with under seat pipe, that is a bargin tho

[andrewsmith]

save your cash and get leo vince or Two bro's for it

[Holdup]

I want an Arrow but it kinda looks wrong, must say the akra's look the nuts as its very close to standard looking, you should bid on that one you just linked tho

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers. hows the weather in the rest of the country coz its blowing a bleedin gale up here. that bad that a neighbours metal shed got lifted up and sent across his garden.

[andrewsmith]

thinking a sniper bid at 11am. Budget is 80 notes, as after that I can get new tins for a little bit more

[andrewsmith]

Night all.

My body has surrendered to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp

:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015:smt015 :smt015

[Holdup]

Arghh ffs just read my haynes manual and its told me a i need a gasket i didnt ask for when i was getting parts the other day :(

Sods law no one will have one tomorrow now

[munkygunn182]

All the ducks are swimming in the water!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

evnin my lovers. hows the weather in the rest of the country coz its blowing a bleedin gale up here. that bad that a neighbours metal shed got lifted up and sent across his garden.
Morning fellow Organics,

Bibs it's like being in a Dyson vacuum cleaner here in Sheffield. Stuff flying about last night but thankfully it's not as bad this morning (just).

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)

It's not too bad here this morning but it is meant to get worse as the day goes on.
I don't care though because I am at work all weekend.

[andrewsmith]

all dry on the eastern front

[Reeder]

All dry in the lower eastern quadrant captain. Blowing a gail all night and this moring however.

[minimorecambe]

I'm working with a bunch of incompetent idiots today. So I expect to be shattered by the time 8pm arrives and I can go home.

[Wideboy]

Wind is ghey ruined my weekend plans for flying :(

[anna]

morning all,

WB what were you going to fly?

[Viney]

Morning all :)

[anna]

morning V-man

[Viney]

Hey Anna. * Big Squishy hugs*

Hows the mouth?

[anna]

Well still on pain killers, but it is back to normal size!!

Im a bit annoyed today as I woke up to a phone call that said I had missed a meeting at 9 (bearing in mind that this is for a job I am doing for free!) .. err well I didnt know about this meeting!!

[BernardBikerchick]

its friday ! woooooooooooooo friday !!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I be's off out for the day! Laters Dudes and Dudettes!! xxxxxx

[SoulKiss]

They were filming something for the 6 Nations thing, seems the Trophy is being sent from Paddington to Wales today.

The Trophy is VERY shiny :p

[munkygunn182]

Afternoon all!

[Sally]

I shall be watching the English get humped by the Welsh tonight :)

(on my tv :( )

Cum'on my fellow sheep sh@ggers!!

[Wideboy]

morning all,

WB what were you going to fly? my pants.....



A plane :D

[Quedos]

Afternoon all - fianally pull my head out of the net and i is well confused now.

[andrewsmith]

evening all

I hate the wind at times

[Quedos]

stop eating beans then!!

[andrewsmith]

badoomtish!!!

It was me last night

[anna]

WB I knew that... what sort???? and where???

[minimorecambe]

Is it nearly home time yet? I feel the need to curl up in a ball with a hot water bottle

[munkygunn182]

Im workin in feckin dundee tonight!

[Bibio]

have fun.....

evnin lovers

[munkygunn182]

Evenin bibs, you got the swimmin trunks on for tonight?

[Bibio]

dont you just love the benefits people. for no apparent reason and with no warning they have stopped my benefits. so basically i'm left without means to support my family.

[Bibio]

i'm not going past the door m8. its feckin terrible out there.

[munkygunn182]

Aye the benifits folk only see the paperwork they sign off, not the effect it has. Spongers make me feel sick, but you're one of the folk that deserve the help they're supposed to give! No doubt the money they take off of you will be reassigned to some crack addict living in a bin!

Thats crap mate. This just happen today?

[andrewsmith]

dont you just love the benefits people. for no apparent reason and with no warning they have stopped my benefits. so basically i'm left without means to support my family.

Sounds about right!
Sorry to here that mate. What they say over the phone?

Cheers for the tray aswel

[Bibio]

checked my bank today and no payment.

just off the phone again to the BO. they are saying that i HAVE to claim carers allowance and that if i dont i get no money. this is the first time anyone has said that i HAVE to claim carers allowance. fantastic.. so i'm now left without payments till i make a claim and get it sorted which will be weeks.

[Bibio]

no problem smithyboy. hope it fits and its what you were after. mind if you need it altering just say and send it back.

[andrewsmith]

checked my bank today and no payment.

just off the phone again to the BO. they are saying that i HAVE to claim carers allowance and that if i dont i get no money. this is the first time anyone has said that i HAVE to claim carers allowance. fantastic.. so i'm now left without payments till i make a claim and get it sorted which will be weeks.

how does that one work?
Where you claiming JSA and housing Bib?

No chance of even looking this weekend the way the wind is here.

[Bibio]

bit more complicated m8. basically when Lorna first fell ill i was told that they would give me income support but it now aspires that it was only a temporary claim that got lost in the system. i have been told BS from day 1 and the man on the phone just a minuet ago has been the only one who has told me the truth. at my origonal time of claim i was told that it does not matter if i claim IS or CA as one will cancel the other out and i will get the same payments. recently i was told that if i claim carers i will be £30 a week better off. i couldent be bothered with the hassle of all the hoops and roundabouts as i know fine well what they are like. but NOW they have got me on the war path.

[andrewsmith]

Thats sounds like typical dole office! **** doesn't know what the elbow is doing.

Have had that with them aswel 3 totally BS answers and when I asked the day I signed I was told 'off record' that I was told a crock of s***e.

[Bibio]

its not like i will starve Hahahaha i'm canny with my cash. its the complete shambles of it all. what makes me really angry is that this could happen to someone who is in the same boat as me and has no savings. it seems that the ball park has changed since i first made a claim and they have never notified me as to what i must do.

[Bibio]

anyway on another front. are you really going to go to Dunindee in this weather tonight Craig?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hidely ho orgarinos,

Just watching The Simpsons munching an unbelievably spicy pizza.

Knee still swollen but I'm gonna bin off the ibuprofen and drink the beerbuprofen.


Bibs - sorry to hear your having bother, give them hell.

[andrewsmith]

its not like i will starve Hahahaha i'm canny with my cash. its the complete shambles of it all. what makes me really angry is that this could happen to someone who is in the same boat as me and has no savings. it seems that the ball park has changed since i first made a claim and they have never notified me as to what i must do.

mate I had to live on my savings because they couldn't issue an emergency cover loan to see me until they sorted mine out.

And I would love to meet a person who's got a course paid by them, that is an industrial rant

[Bibio]

dont worry monday will be fun fun fun..

i'm not the thickest there is but the bleedin forms that they ask you to fill in must be done by muppets. they ask you the same question 3 times but in slightly different context. like 'your partners name' then on the next page its 'do you have a partner' then its 'where does your partner live' 'are you married to your partner'.they could just as easy compile it all into one question with sub questions instead of spreading it all over the forms.

****es me off that people get pain lots of money to compile these forms.

[andrewsmith]

mate its jobs worths jobs for job worths

[Bibio]

the best part is they could have effectively turned me into a criminal. if i had no savings or money what would i have to do?

steal! or my kids and wife go hungry. as there is no way anyone could get a job within a day.

[andrewsmith]

the best part is they could have effectively turned me into a criminal. if i had no savings or money what would i have to do?

steal! or my kids and wife go hungry. as there is no way anyone could get a job within a day.

true true

Its stupid this country money for the work nor wants and the needy who've paid in from the day they left school get nowt nada

[minimorecambe]

Home time :)

Big kisses for you Bib :smt058

[andrewsmith]

bbbbbonjour MM

[Bibio]

WOW. that has to be one of the most complicated and round and round applications i have ever witnessed. lucky i almost have a degree in computing lol.

but jobs done. power of the internet. still have to send a few docs in but thats the main part over and done with. loved the 'have you ever worked' question.... they must get flooded with junkies.

thanks MM xx

[andrewsmith]

hahaha aye the form made me giggle

[Bibio]

unbelievable, they know i'm 'power of attorney' for my wife they know Lorna is my wife but they still want to see our marriage certificate (which they have seen on numerous occasions).

i'll shut up now as its boring me to tears.

who else is getting battered with the lovely weather out there?

[andrewsmith]

me and I'm staying inside looking at the TV in eveny at the millenium stadium

[Bibio]

its my day off tomorrow and i have to go do stuff for the greater good (bling bling stainless steel goodies). i just hope the weather in not like this.

[andrewsmith]

for the bike? what u buying

[Holdup]

Its

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Friday

[andrewsmith]

Hello James

[minimorecambe]

Shut up James















You know I wouldnt say that if I wasnt working all weekend :p

[Wideboy]

yeah shut up james!

oh and hello

[Bibio]

for the bike? what u buying

yes for the bike but more a case of what i'm making. just finalising some project work and giving the nod for 100s of bits to be made. if i have time i'll also be making a few jigs for bending/welding finished products together. its all taking shape at long freckin last.

still need to source someone to CNC some brackets out of mild but thats further down the list.

[Holdup]

Hello Andrew

Shut up Gav

and

Shut up Gav

[Bibio]

evnin James, WideAss and i've already said MM but i'll say it again... hello sexy xx

[Holdup]

Actualy trying to work out if Gav is posing as MM or not :-s

[andrewsmith]

Nice!!!

thought davieSV was a cnc machinist.

Evening WA

[Holdup]

Hey Bib

[minimorecambe]

Actualy trying to work out if Gav is posing as MM or not :-s

Its Helen :)