The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

no i hate rose

[Holdup]

I really dont know

[andrewsmith]

I really dont know

Just seem what happens mate

[Holdup]

Yea i tried talking to the liquidators the other day and was due a phone call back but that never came so will phone them tomorrow

[andrewsmith]

Well at least they've said your entitled to something. Many a person has had the Square Root of 0

[Wideboy]

my bread has failed :smt087

[andrewsmith]

epically?

[Wideboy]

not quite epically, it still tastes ok

[andrewsmith]

is it more chipatti than loaf

[Milky Bar Kid]

Boris Johnson is actually nuts. He looks mental.

[andrewsmith]

Boris Johnson is actually nuts. He looks mental.

just realised

You glad your not within his remit?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Guinness. Don't mind if I do.

[Tara]

10:49 and no-one has said morning

Morning all lol

well i got my wish i am at home so far kitchen is spotless and I am just about to gut upstairs or maybe i'll have a coffee and chill out

[andrewsmith]

hola T

Ave spent most the morning on the phone, oh joys

[Tara]

I am trying to get the house sorted out and cleaned and tidied before the new addition to the family comes home and wrecks the place (that is if we get the new addition we have been offered

[SoulKiss]

Morning peeps :)

[andrewsmith]

dog or cat?

bonjourno SK

[Tara]

dog :D

[andrewsmith]

have fun.

Puupy or adult?

[hindle8907]

Is it home time yet ?

[Holdup]

Is it home time yet ?

all day it is for moi

[andrewsmith]

Is it home time yet ?

on until you've written your Thousand lines

[hindle8907]

all day it is for moi

me too 5.30 finish and today is dragging like hell !!

[Holdup]

no i mean today is my day off :D

[Venom]

I am trying to get the house sorted out and cleaned and tidied before the new addition to the family comes home and wrecks the place (that is if we get the new addition we have been offered

I'll have to visit sometime to sat hi! :D (to everyone not just the new addition)

[hindle8907]

no i mean today is my day off :D

sod!

[andrewsmith]

meh

is it home time yet?

[Holdup]

yes

[andrewsmith]

den Mund halten

[Holdup]

If you say so

Ive had a nice lazy day today, apart from going out for about 1 hr

[andrewsmith]

you just google Fu'ed the english for it.

I am so bleeding bored and tired today

[Holdup]

Im not

Bike MOT is booked with someone i used to deal with at old job

New phone ordered

Busting out some tunes

I like Mondays

[andrewsmith]

U broke your phone like?

[Holdup]

nah just bored of it, had it 18 months now

[andrewsmith]

furry muff

I ain't upgrading mine this time as most the phones are s*** atm

[Holdup]

Had to get phones 4 u to buy my contract off me tho as it doesnt run out till January...

Only thing is they are meant to be calling me back cus i have to have a network credit check "because im already with o2" and want to stay with o2... how the f that works is beyond me

[Tara]

I'll have to visit sometime to sat hi! :D (to everyone not just the new addition)
you will do you can come over anytime but we will let you know once we pick up the dog

[Tara]

have fun.

Puupy or adult?
Puppy - give me strength lol

[andrewsmith]

you'll be ok T

what it?

[Kate Moss]

afternoon folks! Is it friday yet?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

afternoon folks! Is it friday yet?

Feels like we did a weeks graft today so I guess it could be.

How do all

[andrewsmith]

*streaks across .org*

[Holdup]

phones 4 u = useless c u next tuesdays

[Wideboy]

why?

[Holdup]

if you came into where i work i sold you loads of stuff but then turned round to you and said well actualy you run it through the till you pay and you phone up and order those items i dont have in stock how impressed would you be?

Cus thats basicly what ****s at phones 4 u just did to me

[Wideboy]

im confused

[Holdup]

Basicly they wanted me to do all their leg work so they could get a sale

[Wideboy]

so wat did you say?

[Holdup]

cancel the order

[andrewsmith]

woop woop woop woop woop woop woopw

[Wideboy]

well it excited agent smith

[andrewsmith]

bomb phones 4 u they're ****

[minimorecambe]

Morning

[Wideboy]

afternoon

[Holdup]

yesterday

[DarrenSV650S]

all my troubles seemed so far away

[Holdup]

row row row yer boat

[minimorecambe]

Hello Mr Darren :)

And to you Mr James :)

[andrewsmith]

row row row yer boat

gently over the waterfall

Helloo MMMMM

[DarrenSV650S]

Hello :)

[minimorecambe]

Hi Andy :smt058

[Holdup]

Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee oop

[DarrenSV650S]

I pressed the panic button today at work. Nobody told me what it was! It just looks like a plug or something under the desk. I was bored and just messing about and was trying to figure out what it was. Took them 30 mins to phone up and say "is everything ok?" though, which is pretty useless in a real emergency!

[andrewsmith]

u all ok?

Daz thats useless

[DarrenSV650S]

I know lol. Someone's got a gun to my head and I push then button, then 30 mins later I say to the guy, "oh hang on a minute I'll just get the phone" ...

[Bibio]

evnin homo's

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey bib. You need to cancel work on sunday

[Bibio]

wish i could m8. but i need to get it done. laser cutting of discs will be in a cppl days.

trust me i would rather be riding my bike that pizzing about in a bloody workshop.

[minimorecambe]

Ello Bibikins :smt058

Darren you pleb :p

[andrewsmith]

ey up Bib

Darren u pleb

[Bibio]

hi MM hows the sexy biker chick doing

[Bibio]

hey smithers you working on sunday?

[minimorecambe]

hi MM hows the sexy biker chick doing

Dont know you will have to find her and ask her :)

I on the other hand am fine, yourself?

[Holdup]

I am :(

[andrewsmith]

I'm not mate off sat and sunday :smt040

[Bibio]

@ MM i is fine and dandy.

@ smithers i might be down your way on sunday kielder forest for a wee jaunt.

[andrewsmith]

Cool u solo pilot or Bib's Bimble

[Bibio]

haven't a clue yet m8. might be a solo flight. depending on what time i get finished another ecosser might tag along.

[andrewsmith]

what you attacking in Bibs shed of mayhem

[DarrenSV650S]

minxer I'm still holding your pet ransom

[Bibio]

brackets a long last. decided to go 3mm ss and profiled to swingarm, hence the reason i have to be there.

[andrewsmith]

the ones you asked the measurements 4?

[minimorecambe]

minxer I'm still holding your pet ransom

What pets that then? Im lost :-?

[Bibio]

no i have decided to go a different route for the curvy. its the pointy ones like the ones i gave to Berlin but much much harder so they dont bend.

[Bibio]

What pets that then? Im lost :-?

your beaver.. :D

[DarrenSV650S]

What pets that then? Im lost :-?

I don't know exactly. It's a little fuzzy guy with whiskers. He's been living in an envelope in my cupboard for a while

[minimorecambe]

Lmao oh I understand now :p

What do you want for him?

[andrewsmith]

Fair enuf, Berlins were soft.

I think be doing the nut up properly bent them

[minimorecambe]

your beaver.. :D

Not far off :-? :p

[andrewsmith]

shaved beaver?

[minimorecambe]

Dont lower the tone Andrew [-(

[DarrenSV650S]

Lmao oh I understand now :p

What do you want for him?

Some of that soft chewy rock! :D

And I might be going on a tablet run on sunday so I'll get you some of that

[Bibio]

no MM has a boyfriend so it'll be a stubbly beaver.... as i have heard that WB likes it rough









runs and hides

[andrewsmith]

no MM has a boyfriend so it'll be a stubbly beaver.... as i have heard that WB likes it rough









runs and hides

:winner:

http://www.katzy.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/runaway!.gif

[Bibio]

if these brackets bend then it'll be because of gorillas as they will be much much tougher than OEM crap.

[minimorecambe]

Some of that soft chewy rock! :D

And I might be going on a tablet run on sunday so I'll get you some of that

So you want me to send you Edinburgh rock and you will give me some back?

Deal :p

[DarrenSV650S]

So you want me to send you Edinburgh rock and you will give me some back?

Deal :p

No! Not edinburgh stuff. That colourful stuff you sent last time. Not the hard morecambe stuff

And I'm sending tablet. It's the best tablet in the world, nothing even comes close

[minimorecambe]

Oh right I can get you that without a problem :)
Will have to make sure I have your address.

Whats tablet?

[Bibio]

like mintcake but without the mint and tastes of caramel

[Wideboy]

you all get sweets.... but i get lazer pens!!!