The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

i dooooo

a kebab is a once in the green moon for me

[Holdup]

You lot dont know what proper food is!!

something you bung in the microwave?

[Reeder]

Define proper food...

[minimorecambe]

Something you cook yourself from raw ingredients

[andrewsmith]

it aint:

- fried
- processed
- chuck in a microwave

it is:

- made from scratch
- fresh
- unprocessed by a factory

[minimorecambe]

it aint:

- fried
- processed
- chuck in a microwave

it is:

- made from scratch
- fresh
- unprocessed by a factory

;) :smt040

[Reeder]

So say my local kebab shop made the pizza base from raw ingredients by hand, would that still not be classed as proper food?

[Holdup]

it aint:

- fried
- processed
- chuck in a microwave

it is:

- made from scratch
- fresh
- unprocessed by a factory

So if i got raw potatoes cut them up, chucked them in a deep fat frier till cooked is that proper food :D

[andrewsmith]

computer says nnnnnooooooooooooooooo

[minimorecambe]

So if i got raw potatoes cut them up, chucked them in a deep fat frier till cooked is that proper food :D

it aint:

- fried

No it isnt :)

[minimorecambe]

So say my local kebab shop made the pizza base from raw ingredients by hand, would that still not be classed as proper food?

Yes darling of course :) :roll:

[Reeder]

Tut tut

[Holdup]

No it isnt :)

But

Something you cook yourself from raw ingredients

:confused:

i made yorkshire puddings the other day, although i dont like them so that counts

woop woop i can cook

[minimorecambe]

Well done :)

Were they frozen?????????

[Holdup]

Nopeeeeee

I made them with

4oz flour
1/2 pint milk
2 eggs
pinch o'salt

and and and

you can make panckes from that mixture as well

[minimorecambe]

Did they rise properly?

[Holdup]

Yeppppppppp

Dunno if they tasted alright though

[minimorecambe]

Go you :D ;)

[Reeder]

I cooked toast.

[Holdup]

Go you :D ;)

Im learning :D

[DarrenSV650S]

I asked for a large bacon and egg roll, with tomato sauce, and a chocolate eclair :D

[minimorecambe]

I cooked toast.

You suprise me everyday Reeder with your mad skills ;)

[Reeder]

Mad crazy sweet skills

[Wideboy]

skills to pay the bills!

[Reeder]

Yeah blud, BRAP BRAP

[Holdup]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tkW-BvMQP8bFlM:http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g120/wendiweger/mad-skillz-dj.jpg&t=1

[Reeder]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/20/madskillzih128637323067811627.jpg

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/BirthControl.jpg

[Reeder]

They're both yours aren't they MM.

[andrewsmith]

i would say closer to Norfolk than anywhere

[minimorecambe]

They're both yours aren't they MM.

No these are mine

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/10152008113236AM_c0849113e8.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

lol

[andrewsmith]

haha i aint a fan of kids...








... unless I can hand them back

[minimorecambe]

Im not really a fan full stop!!!

[Holdup]

Restriction coming off sunday kinda sucks :(

[lily]

Morning you sexy people of the megathread!

It's pay day Friday!

[Quedos]

Morning Orger's I return!! Hugs all roound!!!

http://blog.rogersbroadcasting.com/laynemitchell/files/2008/10/happy-halloween.jpg
for sunday but i'm celebrating today in the office:mrgreen:

http://content.pyzam.com/graphics/happydays/MJZ176.gif

[Viney]

Well, the lovely ladies are here. Good morning you bundles of gorgeousness you :kiss:

[Quedos]

Okay the book is open!! I've been away from desk for all but 2 weeks how many emails have I got o trawl through this morning

[Viney]

347

[Holdup]

Morning

Pay day was wednesday last week for me

Off to physio now, bye bye

[Viney]

Bye

[lily]

231

[Milky Bar Kid]

196...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning everyone! I fell amazingly awake this morning! I have no idea why!

[lily]

I've just ordered breakfast! :D

[robh539]

morning all. its Friday and I finish in 3.5 hrs :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Crappity. I don't have my glasses and I could do with them....

[Quedos]

morning all. its Friday and I finish in 3.5 hrs :)

Pffft - I'm here till 5 and Its going to be hard seeing as I've been finishing at 3 and starting @ 9.30 with an hours lunch

Morning everyone! I fell amazingly awake this morning! I have no idea why!

sometimes best not ask!

I've just ordered breakfast! :D

hmm what did you order? any bacon baqguettes oe something equally delish!!

Emails - a miserly 144!:smt104 Wonder how many actually need work though!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I was closest! I win!!

[lily]

sausage and mushroom! Yum yum yum

[Milky Bar Kid]

There is a distinct lack of conversation to keep me from falling asleep this morning...

[Reeder]

HI MBK! :)
Stay awake!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks Reeder!!

[Reeder]

Tell me the most exciting thing that's happened in work recently, and then I will tell you mine.

[minimorecambe]

Morning Troubles :D

[Reeder]

I'll take that as a no then MBK :)
SUP HEL!

[Reeder]

and hi Q, I see you lurking ;)

[minimorecambe]

How are we all today?

[Reeder]

HAPPY!
It's friday, I'm going out tomorrow night, shopping in the day, I'm at work on my bike, Fable 3 comes out today AND I got paid a few days ago. It's a good day :)

[minimorecambe]

Good to hear that all is fine and dandy in the world of Reeder :)

[Reeder]

The world of Hel?

[robh539]

MM hows the bike now. Sorted ?

[Wideboy]

afternoon all how be

its a new trouser day today so i feel great

[minimorecambe]

World of Helen is out of service until Monday because I have a 30 hour weekend at work. :(

Bikes OK Rob I think. Going to have another look today and see if its still poorly or the juice has worked. :)

[Quedos]

Hi reeder - I'm always lurking as I just stay logged in while working or pretending to work!
though today is going to be bust first day back after two weeks training

[Reeder]

Haha nice! As discussed with Rob on FB I only do 35 hour weeks ;)

[minimorecambe]

afternoon all how be

its a new trouser day today so i feel great

Morning :)

[minimorecambe]

Haha nice! As discussed with Rob on FB I only do 35 hour weeks ;)

I do 54 one week and 35 the next week!!!!!! :smt019

And thats without overtime

[Reeder]

Hi reeder - I'm always lurking as I just stay logged in while working or pretending to work!
though today is going to be bust first day back after two weeks training

I like that you're always lurking :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tell me the most exciting thing that's happened in work recently, and then I will tell you mine.

Sorry was watching telly.

Erm....probably being involved in what was originally treated as an attempted murder...

[Wideboy]

Iam gobbeling some ginger nuts....

[Milky Bar Kid]

Iam gobbeling some ginger nuts....

thats what she said...

[Tara]

morning :D

[minimorecambe]

Well I suppose I better think about getting out of bed.........but its damn cold out there

[Wideboy]

thats what she said...

Are you calling me a girl?

mlst exciting thing thats happened this week at work is my new trousers! ****ing awesome

[Milky Bar Kid]

Well I suppose I better think about getting out of bed.........but its damn cold out there

I am only just in bed and not getting out of it til..............later!

[Reeder]

Sorry was watching telly.

Erm....probably being involved in what was originally treated as an attempted murder...
WICKED!

I am gobbeling some ginger nuts....
Sexy ;)
thats what she said...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice one
morning :D
YO
Well I suppose I better think about getting out of bed.........but its damn cold out there
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

[minimorecambe]

mlst exciting thing thats happened this week at work is my new trousers! ****ing awesome

You really are excited about your new trousers arnt you? :mrgreen:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Are you calling me a girl?

mlst exciting thing thats happened this week at work is my new trousers! ****ing awesome

Yes, I am! LOL!

and holy fook, you are wearing trousers??????

[minimorecambe]

and holy fook, you are wearing trousers??????


Must resist comment!!! :rolleyes:

[Reeder]

Does Gav not normally wear trousers?

[Quedos]

T - morning and many many hugs xoxoxo

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am going to have to give up and go to bed....

[lily]

They put brown sauce on my breakfast! :(

[minimorecambe]

I am going to have to give up and go to bed....

Night x

They put brown sauce on my breakfast! :(

Complain!!

[Wideboy]

i wore shorts yesturday but today i thought nay so bought some baggy camo combats so i look cool and awesome as i am just that

night/morning nic

[lily]

meh it's like 3 miles away and they bring the sarnies to use, and I just took a knife to it! Just wanted to moan!

[minimorecambe]

That sucks.

You could always send it here :D

[Reeder]

i wore shorts yesturday but today i thought nay so bought some baggy camo combats so i look cool and awesome as i am just that

Yes.... yes you are.
http://hmarmedforces.com/hmaf_actionman_comparison.jpg

[Wideboy]

i'll have it then!!

[minimorecambe]

Ive already placed my order for it Gav thankyou very much.
You and your combats can get in line!

[Reeder]

Yeah action man. Get in line.

[lily]

well you will both need to get it out my stomach as I have eaten it!

[minimorecambe]

In that case Lily, I shall pass!
Toast it is :)

[Reeder]

Seeing as it's friday, why don't I just buy everyone cakes?

[minimorecambe]

Oooh can I have a Toffee cream bun please :)

[Reeder]

Actually, in answer to my question...

...BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[minimorecambe]

Well thats just bloody mean. :(
I shall just bake my own cake and then everyone can have some.




Except you

[Reeder]

You know you'll let me have some :)