The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[anna]

Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Maybe "why? " is the question that's on you mind
But reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine.
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Please don't ask me 'cause I don't know why,
But reality used to be a friend of mine.

[andrewsmith]

Realilty used to be a freind of mine

And realality is afraid of chuck norris.

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/thtumbleweed.gif

[Tara]

morning all

[Tara]

two more weeks of twiddling my thumbs and i'm done :rave:

[andrewsmith]

morning T and anyone loitering

excited there T?

[Tara]

oh yeah can't wait to finish now i could be doing so much more at home

[andrewsmith]

haha

I'm guessing its cheaper for you stay at home

[Tara]

haha

I'm guessing its cheaper for you stay at home
yep sure is when you take into to consideration the 500 quid a month child care costs and petrol

[Viney]

Reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Maybe "why? " is the question that's on you mind
But reality used to be a friend of mine
Reality used to be a friend of mine.
Reality used to be a friend of mine
Please don't ask me 'cause I don't know why,
But reality used to be a friend of mine.A fellow PM Dawn fan huh?

Morning Lovely ladies of the Org :kiss: for you all

Nods to the manfolk as well

:geek:

[andrewsmith]

ouch thats a lot T

'sup V

[Tara]

ouch thats a lot T

'sup V
yep 50 quid a day ryan goes 4 half days a week at the min

morning V

[andrewsmith]

I can see why my mates wife is going back PT as a nurse while doing her Teaching degree

[Tara]

makes sense they don't make it easy for mums to go back to work

[andrewsmith]

definitely not in this country

[Viney]

That remminds me....

[Viney]

Nope didnt win :( 136 Million on Friday!! Still not enough to pay for a weeks child care in the UK

[Tara]

your right not in this country maybe I should emigrate

[andrewsmith]

Norway??

[Tara]

Norway??
Canada maybe

[andrewsmith]

would be game for me Canadia

[Tara]

falc and I have talked about it for a while now maybe in a few years we'll see

[Viney]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tara]

one hour left and i can go home

[Viney]

Huzzah! *Slaps thigh*

Hows the LD cake coming on?

[Tara]

oh i never made it in the end i was entertaining my son if he sleeps this afternoon i may make it then see how i get on

oooh my smiley is on the front page O:)O:)O:)O:)

[Viney]

Well, i expect one to be delivered to me on saturday ;) x

[andrewsmith]

I think i'm going braindead.
these security card are annoying to encode

[Viney]

I am brain dead...after tyring to get our printer database to download its customer file. So much so, im going to Asda for Sausage beans and Chips.

Tootles

[andrewsmith]

haha

Just knocked on BBC News Athens will be on fire tonight

[Viney]

*Looks up Kaiser Chiefs songs*

Ah, Employment, Track 2 me thinks

*Turns pod dock to 11*

[andrewsmith]

eh well the charity boxes of sweets were a good idea.

[Viney]

eh well the charity boxes of sweets were a good idea.Some of the sweets in them are awful. The childrens hospice ones are pretty good, especially as they do bags of spogs

[andrewsmith]

These are really good st oswalds all the branded stuff
Needing to order a another couple of boxes they've cleared one box so far and are emptying the next one

[Viney]

These are really good st oswalds all the branded stuff
Needing to order a another couple of boxes they've cleared one box so far and are emptying the next oneAt least its all for charidy mate

[andrewsmith]

just counted the box from the other floor, £21 in 3 hours and they're got a full tray upstairs now

[Viney]

T minus 18 minutes, then its hometimington (As WB would say)

[andrewsmith]

Heeelllllllllllooooooooooooooo

iiiiisssssssssssssssssss annnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbooooooooooddddddddddyyyy yyyy heeeeeerrrrrrrrr?

[minimorecambe]

Im here

[andrewsmith]

quiet there hun?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm not here.

[andrewsmith]

you're everywhere!!!






Up the walls
on the ceilings
on the floor
on the sofa
in the fire

[minimorecambe]

In the fruitbowl

How are we both?

[andrewsmith]

not baaaaaaaaad

waiting for 3 am Sunday. Again!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

In the fruitbowl

How are we both?
LOL

Good now I've just put my feet up & opened an ice cold cider / watching MI3 on film 4.


Sarah has just had me trying a new rug in the lean to. What is it with women & rugs?

How you doin?

[Wideboy]

yyyyeeeaaaaaahhh master of the magnets!! i finally have a fully working speedo on the sv :lol:

[andrewsmith]

Buy a new speedo Tightboy

[Wideboy]

nah **** that!....... lost 2 magnets so pinged off the other two and put 4 new ones on in a slightly different position and it works

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Speaking of speedo, why would my bike start to show the wrong gear?
Guessing something needs cleaning/oiling.
Ideas?

[andrewsmith]

sensor has moved

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Might be a coincidence but started after my 5000 mile service.

[andrewsmith]

whats the intervals on the gladdy?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

5k is the 1st proper service.

I think I'll have to get my hands on a service manual & find out how the gear indicator works & poke it.

[Wideboy]

do gladius' have gear indicators then?!, feck me Suzuki must have broken the bank when designing that then :lol:

[andrewsmith]

they are putting the whole running gear and GSXR dash into the VEEE Strom

[Wideboy]

my god! are they drunk?

[minimorecambe]

Im OK ta Fruity, just a bit sore - pulled a muscle in my shoulder and neck at work :(

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Im OK ta Fruity, just a bit sore - pulled a muscle in my shoulder and neck at work :(
Sucks.

Have a cider - Drink responsibly (http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/tips-and-tools/are-you-ready-to-cut-down?gclid=CJ-CrJiB3KkCFcVO4QodGTFMVw)

[andrewsmith]

my god! are they drunk?

nope lazy

[andrewsmith]

Im OK ta Fruity, just a bit sore - pulled a muscle in my shoulder and neck at work :(

ouch!!!
Want a tube of the drug i was on!
Half a bottle of wine on it will be fun

[minimorecambe]

It should be OK. I will live, just not very comfertable on the bike

[andrewsmith]

lol

I live with a trapped nerve for a month on the bike (probably didn't help it)

[minimorecambe]

My tendonitis doesnt stop me and my hands are vibrating a lot at the moment when Ive been on the bike (leave the rude comments out guys ;) )

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay, time for bed.

Night my lovers.

[andrewsmith]

My tendonitis doesnt stop me and my hands are vibrating a lot at the moment when Ive been on the bike (leave the rude comments out guys ;) )

that not the custom seat :lol:

Okay, time for bed.

Night my lovers.

Laters FYY

[Wideboy]

night mr fruity

:kiss: for helen

and BTW it was nothing to do with me, i dont hit her anymore

[Holdup]

:kiss: for helen

Wheres mine?

[andrewsmith]

Alreet HU, sorted those jobs out?

*monstrous bitch Slap*
Better?

[Holdup]

Yes ive pretty much decided from the begin which one i was going for

[andrewsmith]

good good!

It sound like the best timed move ever

[minimorecambe]

night mr fruity

:kiss: for helen

and BTW it was nothing to do with me, i dont hit her anymore

Not after you hit me the other day and nerly left visible bruises ;)

[Wideboy]

Wheres mine?
:makelurve:
Not after you hit me the other day and nerly left visible bruises ;)
yeah dont make me do it again!!

[Holdup]

good good!

It sound like the best timed move ever

Ya cant believe it, all those times i looked for jobs and nothing

get laid off mine then get 2 offers :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

:makelurve:



:smt057

[minimorecambe]

Get a bloody room


Congrats on the job front HU :)

[Wideboy]

what is it doing? rentboy'ing?

[andrewsmith]

Ya cant believe it, all those times i looked for jobs and nothing

get laid off mine then get 2 offers :rolleyes:

mate it happens to everyone

Congrats anyways

[minimorecambe]

mate it happens to everyone

Congrats anyways

Wish it would happen to me!

[Holdup]

Ta Helen

and only to you Gav

Working at Hein Gericke, 2 days down and really enjoying it :D

[andrewsmith]

Wish it would happen to me!

It will Helen xx

Any chance of cheap gear then James?

[Holdup]

Yea spend £160 by end of tomorrow and get £40 off

[andrewsmith]

ok!

Thats one gimp suit then.
I'll send a cheque through my Nigerian Banker on delivery

[Holdup]

:thumright:

seriously though says in my contract i dont get "staff discount" till 3 months of working there

[andrewsmith]

fair enuf mate.
Have fun and behave

[Wideboy]

:thumright:

seriously though says in my contract i dont get "staff discount" till 3 months of working there

thats the usual for most places TBF

[Holdup]

Ta Andrew

Yea, tbh it will probably take me more than 3 months before i can afford to buy anything atm

[andrewsmith]

you truly skint again

[Holdup]

yea i have £14 in my current account and £8 in my wallet :)

Town is 5 mins from the shop as well which is cool and its a 20 min walk from my house to the shop so saving on petrol as well

[Wideboy]

im off to bed shlags, laters potatoes

[andrewsmith]

nice
Need the bike as its 6 miles ish to where am working now.
90 mins on the bus in the winter :(

[andrewsmith]

im off to bed shlags, laters potatoes

laters raveboy
:rave:

[minimorecambe]

Night :smt008

Im off to bo-bo's too, ciao xxx

[Holdup]

Night Gav

Lol sod that, im bored of walking already but going to stick at it

Im off as well

Night

[andrewsmith]

night HU

once this beer qwaffed I iz off

[Viney]

Morning organs

[SoulKiss]

Morning Sir Viney of Vinington :)

Hows things, was going to pop out for a burger but work got in the way :(

[Viney]

Word up SK.

It makes me chuckle how some people act on facebook. Very childish someitme in their actions.

[andrewsmith]

sup lunchtimeski

[Viney]

Hmm, dont know what to have today

[SoulKiss]

Word up SK.

It makes me chuckle how some people act on facebook. Very childish someitme in their actions.

Erm, sorry about that - LOL :p

Its this Saturday isn't it? (I have Facebook, doesnt mean I use it...)