The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Oh dear!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Nice work Bib - respect

[andrewsmith]

evening!

Bib you have beer tokens
Is it torture WB night?

[Bibio]

i much prefer beer goggles.. but tokens will do.

i thought it was torture WB every night..

[andrewsmith]

yep!

My tokens result in Goggggggles!!! :smt040

Whats he done tonight?

[Bibio]

broke my heart :-(

[Wideboy]

tut im going to have to get back to the gym, i no longer look like that

gyme? whats a gyme?......... oh a gyme!

[DarrenSV650S]

Silver tongue Gav has silver tongued minxer

[andrewsmith]

tut im going to have to get back to the gym, i no longer look like that

gyme? whats a gyme?......... oh a gyme!

More like this WA?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/17_Wjh2o9mU/hqdefault.jpg

[Wideboy]

yarse

[Fruity-ya-ya]

More like this WA?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/17_Wjh2o9mU/hqdefault.jpg
:puker:

[Bibio]

More like this WA?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/17_Wjh2o9mU/hqdefault.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_6CYq225rU

[andrewsmith]

:puker:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2gaa7-axaFw/0.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

It's the beard not the mankini

[minimorecambe]

I can deal with Gav in a mankini but the fat bloke in the mankini is wrong.
So I shall say goodnight,

Night guys xxx

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I can deal with Gav in a mankini but the fat bloke in the mankini is wrong.
So I shall say goodnight,

Night guys xxx
Night night, sleep tight, don't let the fat bloke wearing the mankini bite.

[andrewsmith]

Night night, sleep tight, don't let the fat bloke wearing the mankini bite.

:smt044

Night MM xx

[DarrenSV650S]

I can deal with Gav in a mankini but the fat bloke in the mankini is wrong.
So I shall say goodnight,

Night guys xxx

what's the difference??


and night :smt039

[Bibio]

night Helen.. BTW i still loves ya hon.. xxx

[andrewsmith]

Just need to put this vid in!!!

wGU5A0nPHsI

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWawEndwdM8&feature=related

?

[andrewsmith]

:D

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[DarrenSV650S]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWawEndwdM8&feature=related

?

Shut your mouth

[andrewsmith]

shut your mouth

shaft!!!

[Holdup]

poppin bottles in the ice

[Holdup]

like a blizzard

[DarrenSV650S]

like a g 6 ?

[Holdup]

:thumright:

[andrewsmith]

like a g 6 ?

Like a v8 burning petrol through the night

[Bibio]

never knew you were into Zappa mr smith

[andrewsmith]

I haz a broad taste in music!!!

[Holdup]

smith you like a7x?

[Bibio]

superb... love zappa.

[andrewsmith]

Yarsh hUUUUUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDg7n-chhU

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I haz a broad taste in music!!!
e4music - Shakin Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone

[DarrenSV650S]

not a minute passes in which mr smith doth not troll the tube of you, in search of the musical performances of which to post

[Holdup]

Yarsh hUUUUUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bDg7n-chhU

toooooooooooooooon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIRNdveLnJI

[andrewsmith]

not a minute passes in which mr smith doth not troll the tube of you, in search of the musical performances of which to post

:stupid:

What he said

[Fruity-ya-ya]

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[andrewsmith]

tZmDWltBziM

[andrewsmith]

beer beer beer beer, we love the beer!

Anyways I'm off to bed

Night all you mankini obsessed rabble

[Bibio]

night mr smithy...

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:smt046

You are in a different league my friend.

=D>

[Fruity-ya-ya]

night mr smithy...
+1

[DarrenSV650S]

Goodnight thong/annoyinglink/youtube type person

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Now the wifes got home (Shopping since 12 mid-day) and put the shopping away, I'm going to play Black ops.

Good night you bunch of weirdos :kiss:

[DarrenSV650S]

oh sure. Just go play black ops why don't you. It's not like my xbox is in the shop getting under-heated or anything. It's not like I can't play my xbox at all or anything. Just rub it in why don't you. Yeh. Just you do that. I don't care.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

oh sure. Just go play black ops why don't you. It's not like my xbox is in the shop getting under-heated or anything. It's not like I can't play my xbox at all or anything. Just rub it in why don't you. Yeh. Just you do that. I don't care.
:-({|=
I'll kick some a$$ for you.

[Bibio]

woooohooo. the Bibster can 'just' get into his 'large' leathers.... i must have lost a shed load of weight as 2 months ago i couldn't even get the jacket on. yipeeeeee. couple more months and i'll hopefully get into my other ones.

just thought i would share.

[DarrenSV650S]

couple more months is about right because by then it will be about time to ride

[minimorecambe]

Happy Saturday morning to all that grace the megathread :D

[munkygunn182]

Morning all

[Reeder]

Hungover.

[minimorecambe]

The usual Saturday morning for you then!
((hugs))

[Wideboy]

I don't think that jalfrazi I had late last night was all there. Either I'm hungry or ill as stomach is making all sorts of noises

[munkygunn182]

Also hungover!

[DarrenSV650S]

I'm not hungover.

Just been at my grans fixing her doorbell again. Got the snooker on now and working my way through some munchies left over from last night.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! My face is killing me. Here's a tip, never land on your chin when you fall....

[Viney]

Yeah, cheers for that Nic x

Im off to see faithless in about an hour...woohoo :)

[DarrenSV650S]

2 hours ago my iphone battery died. It's been on charge since and it still won't turn on. It just keeps having a spazy fit making the charging noise and flicking the screen on and off

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/thtumbleweed.gif

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/thtumbleweed.gif
eye eye!

[andrewsmith]

evening fruity

u ok?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Mr Smith,
Very good, very good.
Just sat sipping some home brew.
The Mrs is out on her XMas do.
The wee man is asleep, all is good with the world.

and you?

[andrewsmith]

Yokal!!!

Expecting a merry wife tonight?

Been working the fooozball and chilling tonight!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Expecting a merry wife tonight?
Yep, I've already got the bucket from the out house ( :puker: ).

Thing is she can hold her spirits better than anyone and as she is on the weight Watchers diet, spirits are (her words not mine) 'less points'.

I think we might see the Bissel before mid-day Sunday,

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

The beer i like takes most peoples feet away! Bloody Gorgeous tho

[Fruity-ya-ya]

This evening sirs & madams we have a cheeky little house white (dandelion) and the first tasting of my georide kit bitter with hops from a mate at work.
Both guaranteed to make your cockles warm & to warm your (insert profanity here).

[andrewsmith]

where's the home brew kit from?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Cheapo from Wilkinsons although we have a not to bad homebrew shop at the other end of Sheffield (Brewmart).
The wine is an experiment along with some plumb & blackberry wines I've got bubbling away.

I spent flipping ages pressing apples from the school next door and made some scrumpy.
Not the best taste but certainly does the trick!

[andrewsmith]

Cheapo from Wilkinsons although we have a not to bad homebrew shop at the other end of Sheffield (Brewmart).
The wine is an experiment along with some plumb & blackberry wines I've got bubbling away.

I spent flipping ages pressing apples from the school next door and made some scrumpy.
Not the best taste but certainly does the trick!

I wish i could store a 9 Gal keg from my last place of work!
this now springs to mind :lol:

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/wasted_5.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thought I'd better get brewing again as the supermarkets will all soon be forced to stop supplying us with affordable apéritifs.

Ones pallet is quite discerning (yeah right!).

[andrewsmith]

Ones pallet likes anything you mean!!!

I love Workie Ticket (Mordue) or Prince Bishop (Big Lamp)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Ones pallet likes anything you mean!!!
Indeed.

I think one of us must have fharted as no-one else seems to be in the bar.

Was it you?

[andrewsmith]

good chance due to the fried consumed recently

MM and WB are probs out! I'll not make any churlish jokes

Reeder is p***ed as a fart, along with Sally
I'll pass on Daz or Bib

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm lurking....

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm lurking....
So it was you who fharted?

[munkygunn182]

Evening all!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Munky!
Someones guffed & no-one is owning up to it - was it you?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

good chance due to the fried consumed recently
SORRY ALL - It was Mr Smith

[munkygunn182]

Haha. How you doing fruity?

[andrewsmith]

Evening Nic and Craig!!!


I'm slowing regressing into a Chav :evil:

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Good thanks matey, u?
I'm getting fed up of having to use the Supertram instead of the bike.
At least the snow is shifting.
It's just the ice that's putting me off heading out.

p.s. excuse any typos, on the moonshine

[munkygunn182]

Moonshine is excusable! Just back from Ecosse section night out so I am also under the influence :p

[andrewsmith]

Moonshine is excusable! Just back from Ecosse section night out so I am recovering from Bib's advances and drinking with Sally:p

Edited :smt040

[munkygunn182]

Sally wasnt in attendance :(

[andrewsmith]

I'm surprised at that.

was there many there?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Okay, if your mate asks you to bench press some weights that are clearly too heavy do you say:

A) No way, that's gonna hurt
B) I'll have a go but you better spot me
C) Piece of cake

?????

[andrewsmith]

we talking Hypothetically or has happened?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

My chest is on fire & triceps are about to fall off.

[andrewsmith]

Chicken it mate!

Its not worth a severe injury that fackes you for 12 months+

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Chicken it mate!

I did, went for option A but he wasn't wearing it.

Did some basketball training Thursday & my mate 'who is not as overweight/unfit/generally healthy' insisted I lift the equivalent of a hippo.

I think I'll exact my revenge on our X-Mas do.

'Go on, have another whiskey'

Muuuwwwahhhhhhahahahaha

:puker:

[andrewsmith]

did he do the equivalent (too big a word for a Saturday night) wieght for him!

I've pushed to hard in the gym a couple of times with chest presses and ripped chest muscles, which is as painful as breaking ribs and screwes you for about 2 months while they heal.


Thats good revenge! Whats the said person like with Jager as that is a evil night cap!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thats good revenge! Whats the said person like with Jager as that is a evil night cap!!
! ! Jager Bombers ! !

Genius

:smt071

[andrewsmith]

haha

get one of these

Black Nazi
2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
4 oz Mountain Dew® Pitch Black soda

Read more: Black Nazi recipe http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink10055.html#ixzz17qxGGas6

[Fruity-ya-ya]

oooooooooooooohhhhhhh

It might be next doors dandelions talking but that is a wicked idea.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

off topic - Dara O Briain, BBC - V Funny

[andrewsmith]

Seen it B4 tis is good!

Instead of Mountain Dew ask for concentrated Gomme as it'll have the same effect

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thanks matey,

I played badminton this morning & found smashing impossible due to my moobs resembling hot coals in a flame retardant bra.

[andrewsmith]

should be ok after a couple of day mate

seeing we're on moobs

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