The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

Yeah, those new Clarke air ratchets really twist my nuts!

[Viney]

Yeah, those new Clarke air ratchets really twist my nuts!:lol:

[Milky Bar Kid]

Think I shall go a bimble on the bike.....it's cold and wet but it needs a run and I am bored!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Think I shall go a bimble on the bike.....it's cold and wet but it needs a run and I am bored!
Not jealous much :(

Have fun - be safe.

[Viney]

Think I shall go a bimble on the bike.....it's cold and wet but it needs a run and I am bored!the bike is cold and Wet! That's no way to treat Shiny Shiny

[munkygunn182]

Mine's crying out for a run, but the snow's ruined that!

[Viney]

SNOW! Oh you're up norf...Phew

Mines still hiding under her covers. She aint been out since a couple of Wednesdays ago. She is going to Wales this weekend however :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Even though my knee feels like it might fall off any minute, I think I'm going out for a quick spin later this week.
I need to know if I can get into work on it and if not arrange/blag a lift.
Been signed off again this week but I'm going out of my mind sat here.

I need to get better before I end up watching Jeremy Kyle!

[Viney]

Even though my knee feels like it might fall off any minute, I think I'm going out for a quick spin later this week.
I need to know if I can get into work on it and if not arrange/blag a lift.
Been signed off again this week but I'm going out of my mind sat here.

I need to get better before I end up watching Jeremy Kyle!Its the stuff on BBC 1 that you have to be frightened of...still, theres always Dave and Dave Ja Vu

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Its the stuff on BBC 1 that you have to be frightened of...still, theres always Dave and Dave Ja Vu
My boy is watching CBBC (Sarah Jane Smith thing) and he's got me fixing his Imaginext Batmobile.

It's times like this that I love the internet.

[munkygunn182]

I've just remembered, I was moshing with one of my lecturers last night...

[Viney]

Female?

[munkygunn182]

Nah male sadly, never thought i'd see a lecturer in the rock club!

[allantheboss]

Reeder's a homo.

[Reeder]

Reeder's a homo.

Oh

[munkygunn182]

Hopefully fixed my laptop for good!

[Milky Bar Kid]

the bike is cold and Wet! That's no way to treat Shiny Shiny

Shiny Shiny enjoyed that...I didn't mind it although fingers were bloody freezing!

[munkygunn182]

sooooo tired

[Viney]

That petrol thread has just mad me a little sad.

Roll on October. I shall be free of financial restraints and i can do stuff again :)

[Holdup]

I got new boots :D:D:D

Had to adjust my gear lever and brake pedal now as my old boots were like slippers :rolleyes:

[Bibio]

evnin my lovers.

imodium dont you just love it........

[Viney]

I got new boots :D:D:D

Had to adjust my gear lever and brake pedal now as my old boots were like slippers :rolleyes:I had to do that when i bought mine severl years back.. What boots ya got?

[andrewsmith]

woof mmeow quack

[Bibio]

BOOOOOOooooooooo

[andrewsmith]

alright Bib

[Bibio]

better now. didnt like waking up very early this morning though.

[andrewsmith]

haha what happened like?

[Bibio]

lets just say imodium helped.

[Milky Bar Kid]

SKITTER!!! Eh Bib??

[Bibio]

just a little lol

still feel a bit dodgy.

[andrewsmith]

Bib ouch!!!

You still ok do a couple of mods to the boxy boxy box for me?

[Bibio]

yup no probs m8. what do you need doing?

[andrewsmith]

couple of trims to make it fit

[Bibio]

no probs. just mark where and what or do a drawing.

[andrewsmith]

aye going to mark up mate

[Holdup]

I had to do that when i bought mine severl years back.. What boots ya got?

Sorry buggered off to the gym

PITA eh, been waiting long enough for them though :rolleyes:

Got myself some TCX S - Race gore tex, cant wait to put them to use a bit more

[Reeder]

Scabies

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all, next door came round for a kebab and brought me some magners (feeling sorry for me re knee is still sore). polished off the grub and cider. had to open my homebrew plumb wine. It was flipping beautiful. The throb is now a dull ache. might get ****ed every night if it stops the knee from hurting.

[Dave20046]

You're always scamming next door mr fruit!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You're always scamming next door mr fruit!

True, but they love me. I'm gonna bottle up some of that plumb wine and stash it away.

[Dave20046]

whats plum wine like?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Farkin lurvly. I'll bottle a small one and get it to you (when I'm mobile). I,ll pm your ass.

[Dave20046]

Farkin lurvly. I'll bottle a small one and get it to you (when I'm mobile). I,ll pm your ass.

If you address the pm to me I'll pass it on, my ass still hasn't got an account.


Cheers me 'old fruit :mrgreen::cheers:
Rides up in april when I can afford insurance (hopefully) and your knee will be all jacuzzi and booze fixed?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

If you address the pm to me I'll pass it on, my ass still hasn't got an account.


Cheers me 'old fruit :mrgreen::cheers:
Rides up in april when I can afford insurance (hopefully) and your knee will be all jacuzzi and booze fixed?
Pm'd. As agreed, please pass it onto your ass.

Hope so, fed up of limping around like Victor Meldrew wearing his hedgehog slipper!

[Bibio]

Got myself some TCX S - Race gore tex, cant wait to put them to use a bit more

was thinking about getting a pair of these. my Sidi are a bit well ermm tight and sweaty.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

was thinking about getting a pair of these. my Sidi are a bit well ermm tight and sweaty.

Nothing to do with the afore mentioned issue I hope?

Off to bed. Nighty night.

Hope you feel better soon Bibs.

[Bibio]

hahhahhaaa.. no

i'm feeling better just dodgy. prob up all night now.

night ya-ya. hope your knee heals soon m8.

[Reeder]

Well.... Good morning all :D

[Quedos]

Yeah right reeder 1.30 doesn't count!

Morning Y'all

[Viney]

Qooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *breaths*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo *Pants*
:kiss:

Morning to the rest of you reprobates

[munkygunn182]

Morning all. Was at band practice last night, and the rehearsal rooms have bought a club over, and are opening it as a rock venue, and are looking for DJ's, so i'm recording a demo at the moment! Nothing like going in at the deep end!

[Viney]

I don't want a rock DJ

Good luck DJMG182 you may be good, but not as good as me. But im retired, so you'll be fine

[munkygunn182]

Haha, retired?! Get the decks oot!

[Quedos]

Hmm divine:smt051

[Reeder]

Yeah right reeder 1.30 doesn't count!

Hey! Don't take it away from me :(

[munkygunn182]

Morning reedski

[Quedos]

Okay then I won't - but what no coffee!!

[Reeder]

who would want coffee at 1:30am?!

YO KREG

[Viney]

Haha, retired?! Get the decks oot!Sold them. Its funny, i have 3000 12" singles and no record deck of any kind. As i say, im retired. To many yoofs/wannabe dj's willing to do it for a LOT less than i used to earn with their laptops and stolen record collections.

I spun the platers that matter for a shade over 20 years.

[munkygunn182]

I'm afraid i'm one in favour of the laptop method, laptop running Traktor or Serrato, and 2 x CDJ's as a backup/supplement. One tiny wee bag to carry and no van needed!

[Viney]

I like the Laptop connected to a decent controller. CDJ100's is my recent favourite that i have used. A friend has PCDJ and controller and its awful Beat wanders all over the place etc.

I do still like the sound, and tactility of vinyl but agreed on the van stuff. However, i only ever used to have 3 boxes when i worked. When i dont mobile stuff, i was pure CD again, with just 2 cases of CD's which reduced as i amalgamated the CD single singles onto albums. I do miss it sometimes and cringe when i hear bad DJ's. But still life moves on. I can still rock a party till the broad day light when it matters. No matter what genre.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning all.

I prefer DJ Hero 2 on the ps3.
Even though I rock, I'd like to charge people to watch me but it wouldn't be right.

[Reeder]

I actually played dj hero online last night on my xbox :D

[SoulKiss]

I like the Laptop connected to a decent controller. CDJ100's is my recent favourite that i have used. A friend has PCDJ and controller and its awful Beat wanders all over the place etc.

I do still like the sound, and tactility of vinyl but agreed on the van stuff. However, i only ever used to have 3 boxes when i worked. When i dont mobile stuff, i was pure CD again, with just 2 cases of CD's which reduced as i amalgamated the CD single singles onto albums. I do miss it sometimes and cringe when i hear bad DJ's. But still life moves on. I can still rock a party till the broad day light when it matters. No matter what genre.

Well wheres the Viney's playlist of the week thread?

Or even better - Vineys' Mix of the week

I'd be happy to host :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I actually played dj hero online last night on my xbox :D

I'm trying to muster up the energy for a xbox vs ps3 debate but tbh I like them both.

Does that make me bi?

[Quedos]

Well wheres the Viney's playlist of the week thread?

Or even better - Vineys' Mix of the week

I'd be happy to host :)

See i like that idea - i think we should have a playlist of the week - tho it'll take ages with V's tracks

mines is easy - Pendulum at the moment is keeping me going!

[munkygunn182]

I got some love for pendulum - slam, at the moment!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

See i like that idea - i think we should have a playlist of the week - tho it'll take ages with V's tracks

mines is easy - Pendulum at the moment is keeping me going!

Don't know their work.
Can you recommend a track for me to toe the waters pls?

[Quedos]

Propane nightmares is good - but at the moment I'm loving Mutiny both off the In silico album. Spotify have a few of theirs. R&B/rock/dance crossover.

let us know what you think

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Propane nightmares is good - but at the moment I'm loving Mutiny both off the In silico album. Spotify have a few of theirs. R&B/rock/dance crossover.

let us know what you think

Thanks, will do.

[Reeder]

How old art thou fruity?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How old art thou fruity?

31 but my musical tastes are VERY eclectic (Geroge Formby to Marolin Manson).

Q - I have listened to and enjoyed Propane Nightmares before and wondered who the artist was. Might Invest in some Pendulum in the future- thanks.

[Reeder]

For some reason I had it in my head you were 50's-60's :D Sorry!

Check this out ;)

zLCxAGAnxv4

Heard it years ago but always makes me giggle inside!

[munkygunn182]

31 but my musical tastes are VERY eclectic (Geroge Formby to Marolin Manson).

Q - I have listened to and enjoyed Propane Nightmares before and wondered who the artist was. Might Invest in some Pendulum in the future- thanks.

I iz just a pup!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

For some reason I had it in my head you were 50's-60's :D Sorry!

Check this out ;)

zLCxAGAnxv4

Heard it years ago but always makes me giggle inside!
Np I feel it sometimes.

Lol nice tube find.

Craig - you is

[Quedos]

Decent age fruity - even though you are younger than me

HMV are doing In Silico for £4 instead of £16 at the mo - can recommend that!

And craig:smt019

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Decent age fruity - even though you are younger than me

HMV are doing In Silico for £4 instead of £16 at the mo - can recommend that!

And craig:smt019
Fanks a definite purchase me thinks.

I always say 'you're as old as the butt you feel' but my wife is older than me!

[Reeder]

Im dreading turning 25, let alone 30.

[SoulKiss]

Tuneage

IM Remix the Doors...

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and

VKUD9mix-I8

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Im dreading turning 25, let alone 30.

I remember thinking 20 was old. After a while years start going like months. my boy is 4 and everytime I blink he has grown.

I don't put any stock on ages anymore.

I've got mates who are much older and younger than me.

Most of the older ones often act younger (do more stupid things) than the younger ones.

Don't sweat turning 25, just enjoy the bumps.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Tuneage

IM Remix the Doors...

7T_226hy82o

and

VKUD9mix-I8

Can't make my mind up as I love the originals.

I'll listen a few more times, perhaps it will grow on me.
( failed trying to think of a pun re infecting me or possibly some fungal play on words)

[Quedos]

God 25!! - I had no long learned to walk again, I was employed by the dept of Work and pensions and enjoying it - yet to realise the fun i was to have with CS2 and death threats
I'd been hooked up with IP for almost 2 years but still living with my parents and still loving the dance craze i was in at that time

[SoulKiss]

Can't make my mind up as I love the originals.

I'll listen a few more times, perhaps it will grow on me.
( failed trying to think of a pun re infecting me or possibly some fungal play on words)

Well maybe this will make you less Fungi-sceptic :)

Z6hL6fkJ1_k

They do a great live set :)

[Quedos]

Stop posting you tube will you - I can't see them and I'm being to feel left out!

[SoulKiss]

Stop posting you tube will you - I can't see them and I'm being to feel left out!

Awww - have a big SK hug instead :)

Can you download and playback video files

[Quedos]

ta!!

and no - i shouldn't but i do!

[andrewsmith]

Im dreading turning 25, let alone 30.

Plenty of time yet young Reeder!

I'm 25 next year

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hello all! No heating in the house today.....burst pipe so system has been drained for the plumber...!

[Reeder]

Plenty of time yet young Reeder!

I'm 25 next year

Indeed ;) I'm only 23 in July!

[Viney]

Nicola *jumps on her* :kiss:

The pressure of a play list. However there are a lot of rock heads on here and i don't think that my eclectic genre choice would appeal to the masses. Like the ones that SK just posted. I have NEVER heard of them.

Anyway im up for a challenge. I shall have a sift through my ipod and choose a 10 track list and start a new thread. Watch this space...

[Viney]

Plenty of time yet young Reeder!

I'm 25 next yearYoungsters, i'm 40 in July.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nicola *jumps on her* :kiss:

The pressure of a play list. However there are a lot of rock heads on here and i don't think that my eclectic genre choice would appeal to the masses. Like the ones that SK just posted. I have NEVER heard of them.

Anyway im up for a challenge. I shall have a sift through my ipod and choose a 10 track list and start a new thread. Watch this space...

C...an't....b...reeaaath...*shoves V off her*

Jesus, bit of warning next time you jump on me!!;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'll send a bucket of warm air over as soon as my gaff warms up.
Just got the coal fire roaring but the house is freezing still.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aye cheers for that Fruity..! LOL!

Thank heavens for duvets!

[munkygunn182]

Aaaaand lunchbreak :)

[Viney]

C...an't....b...reeaaath...*shoves V off her*

Jesus, bit of warning next time you jump on me!!;)Sorry, must eat less pies...you wee fragile thing you


Right playlist thread up and running.

[Milky Bar Kid]

My entry submitted V!!

[Viney]

Woohoo

[munkygunn182]

Posted up, I reckon when i've to put together this demo for the club, they may well be the 10 tracks I use, not in that order (probably), but we'll see!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Just put the 10 most played this week on your thread - I need to be drunk before I can recall a 'bestest tunes ever' list.