The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Hey :)

Yeh I am well cooked :D

How are you?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Hey you two! I am about to go grab something to eat and then go for a run.

[andrewsmith]

Good Goood

Gav must look like a tomato then.
I is not bad!
Just having a think to get the cook at work next week. All suggestions welcomed

[Geodude]

Evenin peeps :D Red hot on the roads today, just back in and feel like a boil in the bag biker lol. Mbk i hope your kit wasnt soggy for you last night. Smithers mmm garlic sauce and Hi MM where you been.

[minimorecambe]

Hi GD :)

I have been in Tenerife for the last week :)

[Geodude]

Hi GD :)

I have been in Tenerife for the last week :)

Oooh nice i like tenerife. i made sandcastles on south shields beach today its no tenerife though ;)

[minimorecambe]

At least it has been sunny today :)
Back to work for me tomorrow :( boo

[Geodude]

I join you in your Boo, bleedy work why cant we win the lottery grr. Ive managed to peel off my soggy leathers finally yuck so now im off to my little bruv's for alchofrolics. Laters :D

[andrewsmith]

have fun Geo
I can't CBA with work atm

[Holdup]

I can't CBA with work atm

Gimme your job then

[minimorecambe]

You can have mine James ;)

[Holdup]

Nah you can keep that thanks :p

[andrewsmith]

Gimme your job then

okay!
Its backshifts till 2am Friday and saturday
The owner is a ****, and your treat like a skiv

[Milky Bar Kid]

2.26 miles in just under 27 mins after a nightshift, in this horrible muggy heat. Not brilliant but not the worst.

[andrewsmith]

not bad MBK

I can't run to save me life

[Holdup]

okay!
Its backshifts till 2am Friday and saturday
The owner is a ****, and your treat like a skiv

You can keep that as well

[andrewsmith]

haha
I was expecting that response

[Viney]

Morning Moonheads.

Blimey, last night was hot. The last time it was that hot in my bedroom, Megan Fox had just popped round for a bit hows ya father! :lol:

[andrewsmith]

Morning Moonheads.

Blimey, last night was hot. The last time it was that hot in my bedroom, Megan Fox had just popped round for a bit hows ya father! :lol:

And your back in the room.

V wtf is that on your pants :lol:

Any consolation will be that it was 18c all last nite up here and its currently 23.5c and rising rapidly :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

LOL @ V!

Morning to you, and to Mr Smith. How are you both? I have had breakfast and think I might get gear on and head for the gym - get it over and done with and all that.

[andrewsmith]

not bad just slowing cooking at work.

Was going to go too until I found out that it was this hot. The A/C at the gym I'm at is useless and air temp will easily be 35+ with 90% humidity

[Viney]

And your back in the room.

V wtf is that on your pants :lol:

Any consolation will be that it was 18c all last nite up here and its currently 23.5c and rising rapidly :(*Coughs*...Icing sugar off the KK donut i had this morning...erm... tum te tum

LOL @ V!

Morning to you, and to Mr Smith. How are you both? I have had breakfast and think I might get gear on and head for the gym - get it over and done with and all that.Hey Nicnac :kiss: Do some for me as im fat and cant afford the gym, or have the motvation to do any exercise at all :lol:

[Tara]

morning

[andrewsmith]

morning T

you ok?

[Tara]

not bad thanks how are you?

[Viney]

morningHey gawjus :kiss:

I went for a ride yesterday with the legend that is Swiss. Mucho fun it was too. Nice, warm, sunny, and weraing jeans!! Oh yeah, living life on the edge me. Still i came to the conclusion that now i dont ride daily, in fact much at all any more, that you loose your riding 'fitness' pretty quickly. I ached, my wrist hurt, legs hurt... Note to self, get out on bike more. Oh, and play spot the policeman hiding in bushes was good yesterday

[Milky Bar Kid]

*Coughs*...Icing sugar off the KK donut i had this morning...erm... tum te tum

Hey Nicnac :kiss: Do some for me as im fat and cant afford the gym, or have the motvation to do any exercise at all :lol:

Well I was getting fat, hence all the gym and running I have been doing!

[Quedos]

Hey All!!!

V - bad boy!!!

[andrewsmith]

not bad thanks how are you?

not bad wishing I had something to do :-/

Wasssup Q

[Tara]

not bad wishing I had something to do :-/

Wasssup Q
me and you both mate

hey Q

glad you had a good day V

we had a cracking day

[andrewsmith]

I think I might dig out some of my Level 2 City and Guilds stuff for tomorrow.
May aswel do it to and see if I can do Level 3 in September

[Quedos]

Nothings up with Q - The light at the end of the tunnel has arrived and I'm glad to say that I WON against the (dare i say it incase somenone thinks its about them) arrogant idiot. :-) THey have deemed his evidence as inadmissable because of the untruths being told in some of it and that his pre conceptions are not valid and frankly unacceptable. It was deemed that it was appropriate office attire and that the majority if not all of the behaviour was unfounded on my behalf.
Me happy bunny - been a frigging stressful time. But it just proves that there are still some men out there who think that women ask for it by what they wear. Grrrrrrr

so cake to celebrate - its the best one i could find
http://media.cakecentral.com/gallery/741471/1267256585.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

DEATH by cake.. marvellous.:)

I hurt, I ache, and I think my head may fall off today!

[andrewsmith]

Well done Q

You a little bit less stressed now?

[Viney]

Well I was getting fat, hence all the gym and running I have been doing!You Fat! :lol: Seen more fat on a Mccains oven chip

Hey All!!!

V - bad boy!!!8-[

Great news Abigail me ole fruit. Appropriate office attire! 8" heels and a follie bergere out fit is acceptable? Hell yeah, it would be in my office :) :lol:

[Quedos]

Well done Q

You a little bit less stressed now?

Thankfully yes - I never want to go thro that again and I don't wish it on my worst enemy


8-[

Great news Abigail me ole fruit. Appropriate office attire! 8" heels and a follie bergere out fit is acceptable? Hell yeah, it would be in my office :) :lol:

yeah well the pencil skirts and 6 inch heels are staying as for the Stockings - well hell yeah thay stay too

[andrewsmith]

Thankfully yes - I never want to go thro that again and I don't wish it on my worst enemy

Now that is saying something

[Viney]

Thankfully yes - I never want to go thro that again and I don't wish it on my worst enemy



yeah well the pencil skirts and 6 inch heels are staying as for the Stockings - well hell yeah thay stay tooThanks for that Q, Im now covered in myself

[Holdup]

Mornin

Just back from an interview ;)

[Quedos]

how do you think it went?

[Holdup]

I think it went quite good thanks.

It was for a Honda car dealer, 1 mile up the road from where i used to work :rolleyes:

Trouble is ive already accepted another job... got to think about it though as imo its quite a big jump, bike dealer i worked at i was aftersales, parts, servicing, warranty, clothing etc etc car dealer is purely parts

[Milky Bar Kid]

You Fat! :lol: Seen more fat on a Mccains oven chip


I was getting a bit tubby so I have been hammering the gym. Didn't do as much CV today, just enough to get nice and warm (read sweat lashing off me) and then did some weights.

Shower, tuna on toast and then round to my pals to fling the wee one about in the air using my already knackered arms!!!

[dizzyblonde]

No good being a skinny runt chuckin the unlawfuls about MBK.....I order you onto a diet of lard, then you may be as fat as me ;)

[Quedos]

* bangs heads together*

neither of you are fat - end of discussion on typically female points.

[Tara]

* bangs heads together*

neither of you are fat - end of discussion on typically female points.
i agree with you Q pack it in guys :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

I put on 10lb in a year. Unacceptable.com. So I am getting rid of it, or at least, getting fit and trying to tone some of the excess into muscle - which will help me with my specialisms at work. I'm not really on a diet either, just trying to eat less sweeties and avoid fizzy juice.

[Quedos]

HEHEHEHE!! i need to shift some but hey I'll get there!!
a week off the gym and I'm feeling it!

[Holdup]

Why dont you replace coke with coke zero etc?

I only drink the zero fizzy drinks now, helped me loose a stone.

But then i started putting sugar in my tea and put that stone back on =\

[Quedos]

Hmmm - how can i write objectives for my appraisial when I don't know what my job is??

[andrewsmith]

* bangs heads together*

neither of you are fat - end of discussion on typically female points.

+2 on that one

Why dont you replace coke with coke zero etc?

I only drink the zero fizzy drinks now, helped me loose a stone.

But then i started putting sugar in my tea and put that stone back on =\

HU sweetners are your friends

Anyways my working week guarantees you lose weight. Saturday and sunday:

breakfast at 3am when I've got in from work
Lunch cereal at noon
Tea at 3pm
Caffeine at 11pm


Hmmm - how can i write objectives for my appraisial when I don't know what my job is??

Give me a defined job description?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Why dont you replace coke with coke zero etc?

I only drink the zero fizzy drinks now, helped me loose a stone.

But then i started putting sugar in my tea and put that stone back on =\

Do you know how little calories there are in just sugar? I doubt the sugar in your tea is causing you to put weight on alone.

I have just cut out fizzy drinks. I was drinking 2 or 3 cans on a shift so I am keeping a bottle of water with me instead and I am feeling the benefit. I have had one glass of fanta in a week. My energy levels are feeling more constant as opposed to a burst of it and then a slump.

[Viney]

Hmmm - how can i write objectives for my appraisial when I don't know what my job is??

Easy

Objective:

World Domination

Im eating a bag of wine gums...not good. Well they are good, but i must stop....just one more

[dizzyblonde]

So MBK is five stone in dripping wet leathers and stands in a size 8 pair of pants......oh to even dream of ever getting in a size ten.


My vote goes for eating cakes, I like them, they like me....match made in heaven :)

[Quedos]

size 12 would be nice

Woo hoo I made a 1000 posts - again!!!

[dizzyblonde]

Certainly would :( I prefer to be able to breath in clothes not feel like I have purposely put on an elastic band and its cuttin off my air supply!

[andrewsmith]

Easy

Objective:

World Domination

Im eating a bag of wine gums...not good. Well they are good, but i must stop....just one more

BlK62rjQWLk

[Milky Bar Kid]

So MBK is five stone in dripping wet leathers and stands in a size 8 pair of pants......oh to even dream of ever getting in a size ten.


My vote goes for eating cakes, I like them, they like me....match made in heaven :)

LOL! I am size 12/14!!!

[dizzyblonde]

#cough#

#bullllllshoite#

[Quedos]

there no ways of saying this without the possibilty of being taken the wrong way -

I believe MBK - my mates a size 8 and she looks unhealthy - Nic doesn't

(if you know what imean without insinuating that anyone is fat etc etc etc)

[Milky Bar Kid]

#cough#

#bullllllshoite#

I couldn't even wear size 8 when I was at my slimmest at the college, I was 9 and a half stone and I was a size 10. Not a chance at the 11st I am now I could wear a size 8.

[Viney]

Hmmmm curvey women. Gives you something to hang on to.

[Milky Bar Kid]

there no ways of saying this without the possibilty of being taken the wrong way -

I believe MBK - my mates a size 8 and she looks unhealthy - Nic doesn't

(if you know what imean without insinuating that anyone is fat etc etc etc)

Not at all, I agree. I am bigger built than I look, and have always weighed more than people think. I have big legs- they are carrying a bit of weight just now but normally they are very muscly and I have broad shoulders.

And believe it or not, after monitoring what I am eating, I think the reason I am putting weight on is that I'm not actually eating enough or often enough causing my body to store everything as fat.

[dizzyblonde]

oh aye, theres a difference between #healthy lookin# and #ill#

TBH I'm quite happy with my cuddly mum physique...perhaps not so happy when my eldest likes to wobble my tum in a comforting manner when hes having a cudddle.

Although saying that, you can be of a healthy size, and it be all lean mean fightin machine, like I believe MBK is. Unlike me who wobbles like a jelly on a plate :lol:

[Viney]

mmmmm jelllllyyyyyyyy

[Quedos]

I've seen a projected me at size 10 and I look awful - I was happy at a size 12 but still 12 stone and over my 'correct' weight for my height - I keep saying that I've shrank 3 inches tho but the doc's won't take it.
tho I'm considering drastic approach as I cannot shift anything at the mo

[Milky Bar Kid]

oh aye, theres a difference between #healthy lookin# and #ill#

TBH I'm quite happy with my cuddly mum physique...perhaps not so happy when my eldest likes to wobble my tum in a comforting manner when hes having a cudddle.

Although saying that, you can be of a healthy size, and it be all lean mean fightin machine, like I believe MBK is. Unlike me who wobbles like a jelly on a plate :lol:

You may wobble like a jelly on a plate but you still look pretty damn good considering that it's not even a year since you had a C Section after carrying a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend is the same, she had Noah 2 weeks overdue and eventually had a section and she is complaining of the same thing!

[dizzyblonde]

Thats because all your gut muscles get cut, and everything goes flob :( Its ok to hide it when you have jeans on cause it holds it in, but when they'e off and it goes

FLOB

Its not nice, and it ain't pretty, I still got 6 inch bright red scar, that although healed just won't disappear. it just hangs there like a floopy willy!

I shall do you a Dizzyjelly dance at the AR if you like! :lol:

[fenjer]

afternoon folks!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Give it time Dizz!! Anyway, talking of Noah, I am off to go and throw him around about and make him giggle! Laters!! xx

[andrewsmith]

there no ways of saying this without the possibilty of being taken the wrong way -

I believe MBK - my mates a size 8 and she looks unhealthy - Nic doesn't

(if you know what imean without insinuating that anyone is fat etc etc etc)

I agree with Q here, one of my mates dropped to an 8 and looked terrible.

DB I agree with MBK here too.

My 'ideal' weight on the BMI (*Bo****ks*) is less than 12.5 stone. I'm 6'1 and any lighter than I am I'd look ill

[Quedos]

Hey Fenj!
Bye Nic
Dizz - i want a you tube link please

[Viney]

Will you lot stop mentioning Jelly!

Im 6'2 and weight 16st10lbs. My lightest in recent years was 14st9lbs, and i looked odd. 15 and a half i was happy with .

[dizzyblonde]

Give it time Dizz!! Anyway, talking of Noah, I am off to go and throw him around about and make him giggle! Laters!! xx


has been 10 months and counting....theres a point where you begin to think this is it I'm afraid.:(

Laterz xx

[Quedos]

Will you lot stop mentioning Jelly!

Im 6'2 and weight 16st10lbs. My lightest in recent years was 14st9lbs, and i looked odd. 15 and a half i was happy with .

you are hardly jelly!

[Viney]

Thank you kind lady.

Starts singing. "Are you ready for this jelly..."

[SoulKiss]

Yay !!!!

Last time I looked in here Q was going bye-bye.

Now back to work and puters sorted out at new place and she's back - yay !!!

Dont be silly Q, you is gawjuss as you is, so no need to chage anything unless its totally utterly just for you and not for anyone else or because some idiot made a comment.

Seems I've been losing a lot, cos thanks to that (and my dad putting a bit on) I just went up to owning 3 kilts cos his old one doesn't fit him :p

[andrewsmith]

you commando wearing it? :lol:

or you got common decency

[SoulKiss]

you commando wearing it? :lol:

or you got common decency

There is never anything worn under my kilt.

Its all in perfect, well serviced condition :p

[andrewsmith]

Hahaha

Scare the kids then

[dizzyblonde]

nobody be spankin his bum at the AR now :lol:

[SoulKiss]

You dont need pulling pants when you have a kilt :)

[Viney]

PerLEASE..Stop with this Image building *Shudders*

[andrewsmith]

nobody be spankin his bum at the AR now :lol:

I'll bring the whip :lol:

[Holdup]

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[dizzyblonde]

I'll bring the whip :lol:

No need, how do you think I have a well behaved Pegasus around the house?

[andrewsmith]

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

require eye bleach James

I think the Image V has got will probs make him lose lunch
I thought that was the thumbprint DB?

[Holdup]

No luckily im not "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'ing" about that

Just been offered a job

[Quedos]

Well thats good Hold up

V - just behave mind bleachis not required its just your dirty mind
Diz - mmmmm whips
SK - glad to see you wear it properly! and I'm not going just yet Soorrrrrrry!!

[Holdup]

Yea i think that interview went well Q :D

But ive already accepted one and started today but today was my day off

[Quedos]

Well it depends what one you want? Tough decision time
tells those today if you canhave a day to think about it and work out tmw if you think you'll like the other job

or

take the one which pays better

[Holdup]

See one ive accepted is to do with bikes

One ive been offered is cars but no mention of pay till next week when the manager gets back, told the guy that phoned me i need to think about it though as it is two totally different environments, especially coming from a bike environment already where i did more than 1 thing

[fenjer]

Oooh Q, you've got 1000 posts!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

How do orgtown.

I need some food and maybe some beer.

Anyone else had 'one of those days' today?




Nice one HU.

[andrewsmith]

Not today FYY

Well done HU mate

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning organics.

'it's a new dawn, it's a new day' it's a new life for me, and I'm feelin good.'

[Jamesy D]

Morning 'org!

Buggered my knee again last night (never jump off stages, there's a life lesson for you), now I can't walk without a stick and can't get into work. My boss isn't going to be happy.

Hallelujah.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning all! James, that's not so good! What have you done to it? All my muscles are a bit sore from the gym yesterday.....but will go back again this morning.

[Tara]

morning sat doing nowt again

James thats rubbish hope it heals quick for you

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning T, how are you today? I wanted a lie in but seeing as I have to be up early tomorrow there's no point in going back to bed now!

[Tara]

Morning T, how are you today? I wanted a lie in but seeing as I have to be up early tomorrow there's no point in going back to bed now!
hiya Nic not bad thanks over slept a bit this morning but its not made a difference here

don't blame you