The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Fruity-ya-ya]

im having roast chicken slapped up for me :(
Is this slang for something?

[Venom]

Well we need another single lady! :P

*cough* There is another ;)

[Wideboy]

Will you shush :smt075

;)
but its clearly such big news! it has gotten all of us!

[Wideboy]

Is this slang for something?
put together?

[munkygunn182]

*cough* There is another ;)

Well thats okay then! ;) As cute as MM? :p

[minimorecambe]

but its clearly such big news! it has gotten all of us!

You can shush aswell :smt075

[Fruity-ya-ya]

put together?
I meant like choking one ;)

[Venom]

Well thats okay then! ;) As cute as MM? :p

aye ;)

[Wideboy]

I meant like choking one ;)
i wouldn't be choking on a ****!! the weekends finished now! im straight for the weekdays

[Wideboy]

aye ;)
give it up we all know your still pre-op

[andrewsmith]

aye ;)

pic Venom

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sorry WB, keep loosing the thread - watching T.V. Burp

[munkygunn182]

aye ;)

Aww well then ;) Who is it? :P

[Venom]

but its clearly such big news! it has gotten all of us!

Crisis meeting! Get the town cryer to call a crisis meeting!!!

[Wideboy]

Sorry WB, keep loosing the thread - watching T.V. Burp
yeah me 2, very funnny

[Venom]

Aww well then ;) Who is it? :P

I'm sure if they wanted to be known, they'd speak up.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

yeah me 2, very funnny
What a Don, the man is bonkers

Dog muck world

[Wideboy]

What a Don, the man is bonkers

Dog muck world

and his writers remember!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

and his writers remember!
Indeed. I'm making a cuppa, who wants one?

[Wideboy]

dont do tea........... get us a pepsi, no alcomohol as its a school night

[minimorecambe]

Indeed. I'm making a cuppa, who wants one?

Yes please :)

Tea, no sugar, just a smidgen of milk :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

dont do tea........... get us a pepsi, no alcomohol as its a school night

Only have Cherryade in, any good?

Yes please :)

Tea, no sugar, just a smidgen of milk :D

On it's way

[minimorecambe]

Thanks :)
Means I can stay in my bed :D

[Venom]

Indeed. I'm making a cuppa, who wants one?

Yes please, I can nibble on some ginger nuts in bed with it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Yes please, I can nibble on some ginger nuts in bed with it
Too easy - no comment.

[Wideboy]

nah i'll just do water...... speaking of which i had a bottle of water stolen from me on Saturday!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

The Mrs has just took the boy to his Grans to stop (both out early to work Mondays), and I've just received this text ' Get some pop's ready knob head'.
It's as if she is psychic!

I'm hoping for a Chinese (although she said I was cooking).

[Fruity-ya-ya]

nah i'll just do water...... speaking of which i had a bottle of water stolen from me on Saturday!
?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Stolen in bottle form or extracted in an osmosis styleee?

[Wideboy]

in bottle form!, stolen from me! personally stolen!! thief!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

in bottle form!, stolen from me! personally stolen!! thief!
Cheeky, did you see them?

[Wideboy]

Cheeky, did you see them?
nope, was in a crowed and it went form my back pocket

[Bibio]

*cough* There is another ;)

yup but you will find she is into handcuffs and uniforms.

[Holdup]

:smt006

[Fruity-ya-ya]

nope, was in a crowed and it went form my back pocket
Flippin flippers, hope they catch something and it makes there pee burn.

Changing the subject, the wife has just walked in the door with x2 greek takeaways!
I do love her.

[Bibio]

who the feck steels someone's water out their back pocket. are they stupid we all know that WB puts that sleepy drug in it for unsuspecting victims.

WB, are you thirsty
Victim, yes
WB, here have some of this
Victim, thanks
WB, score.....

[Bibio]

Flippin flippers, hope they catch something and it makes there pee burn.

Changing the subject, the wife has just walked in the door with x2 greek takeaways!
I do love her.

hhhmmmm never tried Greek food. will have to get some next time in Edinburgh.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

hhhmmmm never tried Greek food. will have to get some next time in Edinburgh.
Well nice (sorry for typing with my mouth full) if you ever in my neck of the woods I'll join ya.

Maybe AR11?

[Bibio]

Well nice (sorry for typing with my mouth full) if you ever in my neck of the woods I'll join ya.

Maybe AR11?

sounds a plan.

[Wideboy]

who the feck steels someone's water out their back pocket. are they stupid we all know that WB puts that sleepy drug in it for unsuspecting victims.

WB, are you thirsty
Victim, yes
WB, here have some of this
Victim, thanks
WB, score.....


actually yeah thats what happened! hen down teh alleyway we go!

[andrewsmith]

well winters here on Wednesday! First snowfall for Newcastle

[Fruity-ya-ya]

well winters here on Wednesday! First snowfall for Newcastle
Ah crap, keep it up your your way please.

[andrewsmith]

just seen the 5 day

its the east coast to about Scarborugh

[minimorecambe]

Well it can just stay east!!

[andrewsmith]

it is you barstewards on the west coast

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well it can just stay east!!
I take it Never Neverland is off the West coast then?

[minimorecambe]

Yeh all the best things are to the west :D

[Wideboy]

darn toot'n *revs the combine*

[andrewsmith]

darn toot'n *revs the combine*

*Sheep bleating distressed in the background

Edited for you

[Wideboy]

Edited for you
no thats wales!! hardly any sheep down here!

[Holdup]

:smt006

Oh hai James

hai back to you James

[Fruity-ya-ya]

no thats wales!! hardly any sheep down here!
Been scared off?

[minimorecambe]

Oh hai James

hai back to you James

Sorry James :smt039

:smt058 :smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058

[Wideboy]

Oh hai James

hai back to you James oh shut up you poof, was easy to miss you

x

Been scared off?
no i got them all

[munkygunn182]

yup but you will find she is into handcuffs and uniforms.

You say that like it's a bad thing?

[Holdup]

Sorry James :smt039

:smt058 :smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058:smt058

That fix's it

a little bit

oh shut up you poof, was easy to miss you

x

you know how to treat a man

[Bibio]

what if they get called away on a job and you are left there cuffed up for the night?

[andrewsmith]

haha

Your stuck mate

[Fruity-ya-ya]

what if they get called away on a job and you are left there cuffed up for the night?Like the last time it happned to you?

[Bibio]

yes my mistress does it all the feckin time.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Like the headwear.

[munkygunn182]

what if they get called away on a job and you are left there cuffed up for the night?

Start getting inventive in my mind ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Black ops is calling - night peeps;)

[andrewsmith]

bar steward

[DarrenSV650S]

My teeth hurt from being angry

[minimorecambe]

My teeth hurt from being angry

Whats up?

[Bibio]

spill Daz....

[DarrenSV650S]

Just one of those days. Think I need some bike therapy

[Bibio]

not good to go out on bike while pizzed off... go to gym instead.

[minimorecambe]

:smt058:smt056

[andrewsmith]

not good to go out on bike while pizzed off... go to gym instead.

Beefcake. Beefkaaaaake

[DarrenSV650S]

Roll on summer :)

[Holdup]

there is actualy nothing on tv

[andrewsmith]

there is actualy nothing on tv

Sleuth Film 4

[Bibio]

Roll on summer :)

oooohhhh yes.

[andrewsmith]

oooohhhh yes.

Has the Bib shed of doom got a bike in pieces?

[Wideboy]

Sleuth Film 4
only got a 1 start rating!

[minimorecambe]

Roll on summer :)

Dont wish your life away :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Dont wish your life away :)

I'd wish all winters away if I could

[minimorecambe]

I like winter :)

[Bibio]

Has the Bib shed of doom got a bike in pieces?

not yet i'm still working on a front end jack ;). will have it finished for the end of next week (hopefully)

[Holdup]

Darren is just a big girls blouse and wont ride his bike in winter

[Bibio]

feck winter our roads are far too good to have them covered in snow.

[Bibio]

Darren is just a big girls blouse and wont ride his bike in winter

your more than welcome to come up here in the winter mr soft southern poofter.

[andrewsmith]

not yet i'm still working on a front end jack ;). will have it finished for the end of next week (hopefully)

Roadside car jack £10
Headstock stand £45 from germany

[Holdup]

i bet its no different to down here, ill ride in anything but snow

[andrewsmith]

Darren is just a big girls blouse and wont ride his bike in winter

aye were preparing for snow this week!!!

You southerners don't know you were born.

[Bibio]

no no no, custom made for purpose.. for feck all, you forget young padawan i have a full blacksmiths workshop to mess about in plus an SS one across the road from that with CNC punch and CNC fold, lathes and all sorts..

[andrewsmith]

no no no, custom made for purpose.. for feck all, you forget young padawan i have a full blacksmiths workshop to mess about in plus an SS one across the road from that with CNC punch and CNC fold lathes and all sorts..

Git!!!
Bib I may have a small metalwork project for you in December/ Janurary for my tinkering.

Payment will be as beer tokens

[Holdup]

aye were preparing for snow this week!!!

You southerners don't know you were born.

pffffffft

[andrewsmith]

pffffffft

Its an average temp of 4 degrees C in Newcastle during the day next week and It'll be about 0c in the real world

[DarrenSV650S]

Winter riding is pish. End of

[Holdup]

Average of 4 here

thurs and fri meant to be max of 3 :o

[Bibio]

Git!!!
Bib I may have a small metalwork project for you in December/ Janurary for my tinkering.

Payment will be as beer tokens

no problems m8ty.

was going to mention it to Berlin as he is back up this way (i think) but i'm rather buisy just now working on a project or 2, well actually getting the real brains to do the work with my designs ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

My winter project will be to find a decent HID-able headlight

[Bibio]

My winter project will be to find a decent HID-able headlight

wont hids go straight into those lamps you have?

[andrewsmith]

no problems m8ty.

was going to mention it to Berlin as he is back up this way (i think) but i'm rather buisy just now working on a project or 2, well actually getting the real brains to do the work with my designs ;)

Aye he's set-up towards your end now
He's got the aim to be done the Bucket Mk2 by Xmas

Haha what u meant to be doing?

[andrewsmith]

My project is to:

- new rear shock
- Undertray
- Proper job brake overhaul and paint
- Zorst money depending

[Bibio]

all will be revealed soon'ish. put it this way we can spurt out rad guards, chain guards, battery boxes, tail tidy's etc. etc. but thats not what i'm working on (just now).

[Holdup]

My project is to:

- Get a decent bike I.E a pointy

:thumright:

[andrewsmith]

:thumright:

No chance I prefer the curvies. My next bike maybe a TL
I find FI overly clinical