The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

Awesome, well done you :)

Im ok. Just being my usual accident prone self :p

[munkygunn182]

what've you done now?

[minimorecambe]

Fell down the stairs last night and managed to break 2 toes in the process :p

[munkygunn182]

Moooooooooooooorning. Helen, you need a padded cell darling

[Quedos]

Sending Hugs Helen.
though loved the sound of the duck description!

Morning the rest of org.dom!!!

[Tara]

morning :D

[SoulKiss]

Morning ORGasms

Well today is to be spent interviewing candidates to be my new boss :)

I love the way we do things here :)

[Viney]

Helen :kiss:
Abigail :kiss:
Tara :kiss:
Dave :ki...no hang on, *Shakes hand*
Rest of the male organs *Nods*

[minimorecambe]

Q - I feel even more like a disabled duck now it's raining and I'm wearing flip flops!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning (just) all!

[keithd]

here miss

[Milky Bar Kid]

here miss????

[Tara]

afternoon Nic i'm off home now :D

[Milky Bar Kid]

Aw ok T! Enjoy!

[Quedos]

Q - I feel even more like a disabled duck now it's raining and I'm wearing flip flops!

I'm sorry but I sniggered at this!!

I'm on a high :-) just had a black leather clad man in my office!! mmmmmm

There are times I love my job!!:smt040

[keithd]

here miss????
as in i am here miss

[Tara]

I am at home :cool:

[Quedos]

I'm jealous!

think I'm a bit sad too - I want this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/EMI-Music-Katy-Perry-Cupcake-Trampoline-World-Tour-/270732980202?pt=UK_Music_Music_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3f08f16fea)

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm working at 4. Can't be bothered. Want to just curl up in bed and hide!!

[Quedos]

sounds so good nic

[Milky Bar Kid]

It does but unfortunately, I can't!

[Viney]

I'm jealous!

think I'm a bit sad too - I want this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/EMI-Music-Katy-Perry-Cupcake-Trampoline-World-Tour-/270732980202?pt=UK_Music_Music_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3f08f16fea)
Can i just get Katy Perry please?

[Quedos]

Can i just get Katy Perry please?


only if you get her to give me her trampoline

[Viney]

Deal. But i want it in writing first signed by her that, if i buy the trampoline,t ehn i get Katy Perry, the real live one for evvvvvaaaa like init.

[munkygunn182]

mmmm Katy Perry..

[Dave20046]

mmm 16 hours of graft - anyone up?

[SoulKiss]

only if you get her to give me her trampoline

Deal. But i want it in writing first signed by her that, if i buy the trampoline,t ehn i get Katy Perry, the real live one for evvvvvaaaa like init.

So that means theres a Q on a trampoline...

I think you are welcome Katy under those conditions V :p

[Quedos]

So that means theres a Q on a trampoline...

I think you are welcome Katy under those conditions V :p

hehehehe and a cupcake trampoline at that!!

Morning oh great master of webbery!:cool:

[Quedos]

Morning T and V - I see'd ya!!

[Viney]

Morning Dave. You always have tho throw a spanner in the works

[Viney]

Good morning You faux bundle of scottishness :kiss: (And thats Q, not you Dave)

Morning T as well :kiss:

[Quedos]

I like being fake - least i'm not essex fake tho!

BTW Spanners are great!!

[Tara]

morning - fedup and bored today already keep thinking its friday too

[kitkat]

you not at work T?

[Tara]

you not at work T?
I am but i keep having to ask for something to do - its driving me mad today

Hows Libby?

[Quedos]

Woooooo! KK - *runs and bear higs KK*

T - sending you some positive vibes - I finally got the pic ordered. CD came yesterday - now i better email them with my other photo request!! PS did you get a good giggle with them?

[Tara]

i did giggle I showed them to falc too - thanks Q roll on midday!!not long left now

[minimorecambe]

The blonding process has started - I am now ginger / orange :p

[keithd]

all the ladies on here are pretty

good afternoon

[DarrenSV650S]

This is brilliant :p

lnRCwewl5JM

[Milky Bar Kid]

Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen!

[Viney]

Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen!Lady C, good afternoon :kiss: and also

Tara :kiss:
KK:kiss:
MM :kiss:

*Nods at the D* 'sup my man

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm backshift again tonight - it sucks!

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone know if you are entitled to travel expenses for a job interview? It's all the way through in Glasgow even though the company is based in Edinburgh.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Anyone know if you are entitled to travel expenses for a job interview? It's all the way through in Glasgow even though the company is based in Edinburgh.

I would imagine not!

[DarrenSV650S]

hmm maybe I'm thinking about when I was signed on. I think they gave you some money towards it

[minimorecambe]

They have stopped the Travel to Interview sheme now Im afraid

[DarrenSV650S]

oh well nevermind lol

[Reeder]

HI GUYS :D x

[anna]

afternoon xx

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey guys.

Was just sitting in the garden and heard from next door "You sh*t on my car and there will be trouble!"

Looked over the fence and there were three OAP's. The guy that shouted it and two old grannies

:-|

[Viney]

I'm backshift again tonight - it sucks!
Youre what now?

[diamond]

Anyone know if you are entitled to travel expenses for a job interview? It's all the way through in Glasgow even though the company is based in Edinburgh.

You can ask the company you are going to the interview with. I know we pay expenses to anyone that comes for an interview with us. We paid for flights from ireland and one from scotland and hotel bills for 2 candidates last year. Ring them and ask them.

[DarrenSV650S]

You can ask the company you are going to the interview with. I know we pay expenses to anyone that comes for an interview with us. We paid for flights from ireland and one from scotland and hotel bills for 2 candidates last year. Ring them and ask them.

Will do. Cheers

[Viney]

Edinburgh to Glasgow is hardly a million miles. Crikey, whats it going to be a tenner?

[DarrenSV650S]

No it's like 100 miles each way from here to Glasgow. I'm not gonna bother asking them though because it looks like quite a small company

[Tara]

morning

[DarrenSV650S]

Morning Tara and everyone else :)

[keithd]

hello

im here and im queer

[Viney]

Morning T :kiss:
D...what it is my man
Darren, good morning..100 miles, pah, a tenner i tell ya ;)

[keithd]

i am eating a warm sausage roll, i dont think there are many finer things in the world...

[DarrenSV650S]

link sausage or pastry? Hopefully link, with lots of tom sauce :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Bourbon biscuits (winner) ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

Bourbon biscuits are part of a very strict diet I am on just now actually ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Bourbon biscuits are part of a very strict diet I am on just now actually ;)
I think your dietitian is a very wise & learned individual.
They are the food of the Gods crafted by blond, scantily clad big breasted female virgins high upon Mount Olympus.
They contain all of the major food groups (biscuit, chocolate, sugar, chocolate flavoured cream & words) and provides vital energy to those recovering from knee surgery.

[DarrenSV650S]

What is your bourbon eating strategy? I try to completely take off one side of biscuit without disturbing the cream. I'm sure they have changed something though, because I used to be able to remove the occasional biscuit side in one go, without breaking it. Now it snaps it to many different parts, meaning I have to go around the perimeter of the biscuit, slowly removing more and more of the side. But eventually I am left with a little mound of broken biscuit in the middle, completely stuck to the cream. And have to resort to scrapping it off with my teeth. But then of course disaster strikes and the surface of the cream is disturbed and I must try again with another biscuit.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Dunk them & destroy. :smt072

[Viney]

i am eating a warm sausage roll, i dont think there are many finer things in the world...I'm with you on that. However, i had a salad with an Asda Southern fried chicken fillet.

[Reeder]

I like to lightly dip mine in a glass of milk and then eat it in two bites.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I like to lightly dip mine in a glass of milk and then eat it in two bites.
This is not hardcore enough.
Mug of water & in one go!

[Reeder]

I like to treat my biscuits how I treat my women. Time and care must be taken.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I like to treat my biscuits how I treat my women. Time and care must be taken.
Far point, I treat them the same also, although one women is enough for me but I demolish a packet at a time no probs.

[Reeder]

I have that issue where I eat a load in one go. However I've managed to leave my pack of bourbons unopened all week on my desk :D

[Viney]

Blimey has it come to this? Well, i am half man half biscuit. Custard creams are my fav everyday biscuit along with the more dull Garibaldi followed by Bourbons.

Special biscuits include Lemon Puffs and Foxes Crunch Creams.

Not a fan of plain biscuits like Rich Tea or Digestives. I don't drink tea or coffee, so i just eat them whole in one go, cause i is like that.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Blimey has it come to this? Well, i am half man half biscuit. Custard creams are my fav everyday biscuit along with the more dull Garibaldi followed by Bourbons.

Special biscuits include Lemon Puffs and Foxes Crunch Creams.

Not a fan of plain biscuits like Rich Tea or Digestives. I don't drink tea or coffee, so i just eat them whole in one go, cause i is like that.
While I appreciate that we are all different & this diversity makes up life's rich tapestry, I must point out that the Custard Cream is simply the pale skinned, shorter, chubby cousin of the far superior bronzed beauty that is the Bourbon biscuit.

[Viney]

While I appreciate that we are all different & this diversity makes up life's rich tapestry, I must point out that the Custard Cream is simply the pale skinned, shorter, chubby cousin of the far superior bronzed beauty that is the Bourbon biscuit.:lol: This maybe so but i likes what i likes.

[Reeder]

I've eaten 20 custard creams this week (it's the real reason the bourbons haven't been opened) ;)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

:lol: This maybe so but i likes what i likes.
I applaud your unwavering loyalty in the face of such a valid argument good sir.

Just found others who also share our fondness for the bestest biscuits in the world.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=52062067863

All good biscuits have words on them.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I've eaten 20 custard creams this week (it's the real reason the bourbons haven't been opened) ;)
TBH, I have started a diet today and I'm already having to fight the craving for some biscuity goodness.
Killed a packet yesterday to keep the biscuit demons at bay (at least until I decided to have a blow out).

[Reeder]

I struggle with being good with food too.
I had a mcdonalds for lunch :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Put weight on after the knee op and as I can't jump around much until it's betterer, I've put myself on a crapola reduced diet.

I believe I'll do okay as long as I treat myself occasionally rather than cutting stuff out all together.

Not had a beer for x2 weeks while the pain killers are doing their thang and I've not missed it but WILL be having one as soon as my course runs out so I don't crave one (if that makes sense).

[Reeder]

Does make sense.
I'll make sure I drink a lot of alcohol on your behalf this weekend.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thanks man, good to know you've got my back.:viking:

[Reeder]

Do I see a magners and black current in your picture?

[DarrenSV650S]

Given the choice I'd always take a custard cream over a bourbon. Much nicer taste :)


I've been on a diet for a while now. Haven't had any cider in over 3 months. I've lost about 1.5 stone. I'm now 9.75 stone and yet I still have a gut! I'm not giving up until I have a 6 pack

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I've been on a diet for a while now. Haven't had any cider in over 3 months. I've lost about 1.5 stone. I'm now 9.75 stone and yet I still have a gut! I'm not giving up until I have a 6 packnice work, 17 & 1/2 last week which made me think time to get my finger out. Need to get fit again ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Suppose I better eat and start getting ready to go back to work....whats the chances of an easier night tonight? Slim to none I feel!

[Bibio]

evnin lovers...

milky look on the bright side, you get to catch bad people and do the rest of us citizens a favour.

make it interesting see how many times you can say 'aye aye wat's going on here then' tonight.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening Bib/mbk

[Milky Bar Kid]

evnin lovers...

milky look on the bright side, you get to catch bad people and do the rest of us citizens a favour.

make it interesting see how many times you can say 'aye aye wat's going on here then' tonight.

haha! No as that may result in a smack in the face! I mustn't complain, though I moan, I secretly love it when I am busy!

[minimorecambe]

****ing ****ty PC World :smt093:thumbdown::smt014:smt067:smt099:smt013 :smt097:smt022:smt075:smt011:smt021:smt062

[DarrenSV650S]

****ing ****ty PC World :smt093:thumbdown::smt014:smt067:smt099:smt013 :smt097:smt022:smt075:smt011:smt021:smt062

go on...

[Bibio]

****ing ****ty PC World :smt093:thumbdown::smt014:smt067:smt099:smt013 :smt097:smt022:smt075:smt011:smt021:smt062

now you have my attention.. what seams to be the problem with pitty world?

[minimorecambe]

Sent my Laptop in for repair on Tuesday (the 2nd time in 3 months) as it was failing to recognise the hard-drive.

I start it tonight to be met with programmes that hadn't been installed and were still on the screen (I installed them myself, didnt have much choice)

On inspecting the laptop they have chipped the paint on the lid and there are quite a few deep scratches on the lid (quite easy to see because it is red)

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh they are muppets in there. Just take it back and complain

What kind of laptop is it?

[minimorecambe]

I intend too.

Its a Dell Inspiron 1545 (I know they are crap - realised too late though)

[DarrenSV650S]

Is that the one you get to choose the colour of? My sister got a new del recently and got an orange lid

[Bibio]

yup sounds about right for those muppets. are you sure that its actually your laptop?

was in a queue in pc world once listening to a conversation of a woman who was in picking up her computer at the tek desk. went like this:

w. so its sorted then?
tek. yup
w. what was wrong with it.
tek. windows was all wonky
w. how did you sort it.
tek. formatted it.
w. did you back my data up before you done that?
tek. no
w. WHAT.

then she burst into tears.

aspires that all her business files, home photos and vids were on it and she only had a partial backup.

PC World guaranteed not to know a bloody thing about computers. they are worse than idiots. they dont care about othere peoples property as its only a 9-5 for them and most teks that are there are failures at UNI or the crap graduates.

[minimorecambe]

Yeh it is :)

I used to have a Packard Bell but I drowned it :(

[minimorecambe]

I have lost everything on my hard drive aswell :( My own fault I suppose as I should have learnt by now to back up