The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[lily]

I'm not giving him hugs myself! I don't want it!

but can save the hug for when he is better!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Fruity - so jealous.
Sorry, just giddy.
I haven't been out for the last few weeks & I'm getting exited about going to fill up & get a bacon butty (confused face).

[Holdup]

:smt068

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'll get you a steaming hot mug of tea Holdup ;)

[Holdup]

thanks, no body has made tea here this morning and im so bored

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'll be back in an hour.
If no-one has made you a brew by then I'd break out the big guns!

[Holdup]

i might make it only 4 of us here today, one is out and other doesnt drink that much tea, so only two cups to be made

[Holdup]

oh and i didnt realise the sandwhich lady was here but no one had heard her toot her van and as i clocked her on the CCTV she drove off :(

[hindle8907]

H e l l o !

[Holdup]

hey hey hey

[hindle8907]

hows u mate .

[Quedos]

Howdy all

many frozen icy hugs for all!

[hindle8907]

lol, its not that cold today up here

[Viney]

*Sneaks in at the back*

[munkygunn182]

Just gone above freezing here... to hit 8*c by midnight... so looks like mid evening i'll go a blast :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

*Sneaks in at the back*
(cough, cough)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Sausage and egg - RESPECT

My fingers are frozen but that was fun.
Roads are okay in/out of town so popped to SMC for a butty.
Belted back up the Parkway and put her back to bed.

I love my bike :smt060

[minimorecambe]

*muffles a scream*

I hate working at this place sometimes (well most of the time) :(

[andrewsmith]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0974c8db-78c8-49c8-92ac-6530a793b5c3.jpg

[Tara]

hey everyone you are OK i still have a poorly baby going back to the docs with him tho. was supposed to have christmas shopping this afternoon but that didn't happen as falc was late back from work so i ended up in tesco instead. I will have to go on monday instead if baby goes to nursery - never mind these things happen

[andrewsmith]

one of those things T.
Hope it nothing to serious

[andrewsmith]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1336.snc4/162822_487978263837_91468433837_5857680_185254_n.j pg

[sv4me]

If I was on the ball more I could have been £250 richer just now, lad down the gym stumbled on the treadmill and went flying off the back :smt044 :smt038

[Fruity-ya-ya]

If I was on the ball more I could have been £250 richer just now, lad down the gym stumbled on the treadmill and went flying off the back :smt044 :smt038
You're trying to make us all think you've not been using your covert camera to take footage of the ladies in lycra tops aren't ya.

[Dave20046]

fruity fruity ya-ya - ga-ga!

[andrewsmith]

fruity fruity ya-ya - ga-ga!

:smt038

[Fruity-ya-ya]

(In a Freddie Mercury styleee)
All we here is, Radio.....

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Mr Dave, Mr S - how doooooooooooooo?

[sv4me]

You're trying to make us all think you've not been using your covert camera to take footage of the ladies in lycra tops aren't ya.

Very good at it I am too, if I say so myself :takeabow:

I managed to concentrate tonight, theres 1 girl in particular who was there last night, can get a bit distracted when shes on the treadmill next to you :smt119

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Very good at it I am too, if I say so myself :takeabow:

I managed to concentrate tonight, theres 1 girl in particular who was there last night, can get a bit distracted when shes on the treadmill next to you :smt119
Practice makes pervert.

[andrewsmith]

Practice makes pervert.

:lol:

Stopped going to the uni gym. No one could help themselves

[Fruity-ya-ya]

fruity fruity ya-ya - ga-ga!
:smt039
Da Da Dave!

[Holdup]

naked gun movies ftw

[andrewsmith]

naked gun movies ftw

Shaving Ryans Privates?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hnbZMl4cL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
The Mrs has been bought this by her workmates - it's a crackin read.

(paperback edition)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

naked gun movies ftw
Surely not, I don't know what you mean.

[munkygunn182]

Evening all, taking 5 minutes out of studying before i top myself!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening, don't do it.
Think of all the hours study you will have wasted!

[Dave20046]

Mr Dave, Mr S - how doooooooooooooo?

evening fruit, you alright?
Just thought I'd pop in for a lyric

[Fruity-ya-ya]

evening fruit, you alright?
Just thought I'd pop in for a lyric
Great thanks, been out for a quick spin today.
X-Mas do tomorrow on the canal/barge then into town for 'a few'.

Just working on the Mrs re me attending AR11 - you going?

[Dave20046]

Sounds good! ours is Friday, will see how that goes..
Mine's been tucked up or yonks :(

Should be, int far.

[andrewsmith]

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[andrewsmith]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hnbZMl4cL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
The Mrs has been bought this by her workmates - it's a crackin read.

(paperback edition)

Its run in, loose weight, fumigate the place is a bonus and walk out (after washing hands)

[Holdup]

not at my work place

walls are paper thin

[andrewsmith]

haha

That makes it a game!
Who's brand is it :D

[Wideboy]

sup homo's

[andrewsmith]

Hello Gavin!!

Were just on about annoying work colleagues with your own brand

[Wideboy]

i prefer to take a poop in their tool box

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 loveley people :)

[Wideboy]

:smt039 loveley people :)
:smt039 :smt008

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hi MM :smt039

[andrewsmith]

evening MM

Gavin
or a aforementioned Iranian CAD technicians' desk draws

[Fruity-ya-ya]

evening MM

Gavin
or a aforementioned Iranian CAD technicians' desk draws
I should really read back a few posts before reading anything you post Mr Smith :smt117

[minimorecambe]

:smt039 :smt008

:smt008

Hi MM :smt039

How are you today?

evening MM

Less stressed today hun? :)

[Wideboy]

no she'd say i was being racist to her believes or some **** and I'd get sacked........ she actually told me to hoover her office when i first started back when i was an apprentice, when i said no she reported me for "disobeying seniors".... don't remember being taken on as an apprentice office cleaner

she is a mong

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm always impressed when you ladys multi-task.

Very good fanks.
Just enjoyed a homebrew snakebite.
The cider is kak but the bitter is better.

[andrewsmith]

Less stressed today hun? :)

No point anymore!! Life is too short!

Gav no doubt thats what would happen

[munkygunn182]

Got the kilt out! :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Not sure how to reply to that Munkey

[andrewsmith]

Got the kilt out! :D

http://www.clanscottsociety.org/images/whatunder.jpg

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I've got my coat of arms inked on my leg, I often get asked if I'm Scottish.
I don't get it.
I mean, it's not as if all Scots have their coat of arms tattood about their person, do they?

[minimorecambe]

Hey Craigy :D

[andrewsmith]

I've got my coat of arms inked on my leg, I often get asked if I'm Scottish.
I don't get it.
I mean, it's not as if all Scots have their coat of arms tattood about their person, do they?

Well I've got 'Your Name' tattooed on my a***

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well I've got 'Your Name' tattooed on my a***
I'm not saying you have a big behind but my full name is Jethro
Hershel Ishmael Lazarus Ulysses Cedric Desmond Clarence Bernard Shem Gideon Jeremiah Gil Peter Dudley Forrest Hiram Ebenezer Ephraim John Abraham Moses Jones

[andrewsmith]

I'm not saying you have a big behind but my full name is Jethro
Hershel Ishmael Lazarus Ulysses Cedric Desmond Clarence Bernard Shem Gideon Jeremiah Gil Peter Dudley Forrest Hiram Ebenezer Ephraim John Abraham Moses Jones

Well I am...

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/Austin-Powers-4.jpg

[munkygunn182]

My second name ain't Scottish, so strictly I don't have a tartan, or a coat of arms, yet i'm scottish... go figure?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Well I am...

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/Austin-Powers-4.jpg
Frisky are wi?

[andrewsmith]

:lol:

[andrewsmith]

Well craig, whats your Surname

[munkygunn182]

Swinbank...

Now all you need is my mothers maiden name, and my post code ;) :p

[andrewsmith]

Swinbank...

Now all you need is my mothers maiden name, and my post code ;) :p

So.... :D

Thank god I don't know how i spelt my mothers maiden name

[Quedos]

My second name ain't Scottish, so strictly I don't have a tartan, or a coat of arms, yet i'm scottish... go figure?

there is a tartan for those who don't have a tartan WTF

anyway -
Morning all - no coffee for me today I'm on hot ribena to keep the sore throat at bay!

[Reeder]

Ring - a - dinggggggggggggg ;)

[munkygunn182]

Morning to you too Q :p

Yeah i've opted for scottish heritage tartan... purple black white and blue... loves it, and goes well with a lovely polished pair of boots... and the ladies :p

[Quedos]

See i like the pride of scotland tartan dark and mysterious - autumn version

http://www.scotlandshop.com/Images/Tartans/pride-of-scotland-autumn-silk-tartan-swatch_lg.jpg



http://www.atlantakilts.com/image/tartans/Pride%20Of%20Scotland.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Good morning my dears :)

10 hours and then my weekend begins :D

[Wideboy]

Lol i got a massive public thank you for my work this morning infront of everyone, haha was awesome rubbed their faces in it :D

sup

[gruntygiggles]

You get another public thank you from me too! The table you made us is so amazingly fantastic!!!

FANK YOU xxxxx

[Wideboy]

Hehehe no bother. thanks for the food :D

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Good morning my dears :)

10 hours and then my weekend begins :D
Morning all. My weekend has Begun. In pub before on a barge for my xmas do. Guiness is going down nice.

[andrewsmith]

meh stuck in the house, trying in vain to rework my CV for the 8 time in 8 months :evil:

[Quedos]

I'm going home shortly - sick - i can't sit here for much longer

[andrewsmith]

Have fun Q. Snowing yet?

[lily]

morning sorry afternoon all!

[andrewsmith]

afternoon lily

u ok?

[lily]

yep only a week to go here!

How's the CV writing going?

[andrewsmith]

so so. Just having lunch.

Just trying to get some clerical or office work for a few months

[lily]

sign up with a temp agency, I don't know about other companies but we can often get one in just to help with filing etc

[andrewsmith]

I'm just wanting something like that.

Going to speak to a friend who's temp'd on and off for a few years see who's she with.

[Drew Carey]

On the basis that you are in quite a big city mate.....just print off 25 copies of your CV and go to as many agencies as you can. Then call them once a week until you get something.

Oh and good afternoon all.

[andrewsmith]

On the basis that you are in quite a big city mate.....just print off 25 copies of your CV and go to as many agencies as you can. Then call them once a week until you get something.

Oh and good afternoon all.

Afternoon!!

Still full of man flu

[Drew Carey]

Afternoon!!

Still full of man flu

Feeling better ta.

[Wideboy]

Luncheon timerington.

[Quedos]

Drew think you passed it onto me!!

Now seems the rest have gone out for lunch not telling me so I've got to wait for them to come back before i can go home sick!

[Reeder]

I whip my hair back and forth.

[andrewsmith]

what hair?

[Wideboy]

That song is so lame

[Reeder]

Bum hair

[andrewsmith]

:smt078

You East Anglicans are wierd

[Reeder]

Gotta love it, right?