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minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:27 PM
food

Really?? :rolleyes:

Yes stupid questions deserve stupid answers :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:34 PM
meh i duno i eat anything

Dave20046
10-10-10, 03:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
5_sfnQDr1-o
In your heads for weeeks....

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:37 PM
phail

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:38 PM
Stir fry - easy and fast :)

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
5_sfnQDr1-o
In your heads for weeeks....


:confused::confused::confused::smt104

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:42 PM
its not stuck in my head

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:49 PM
i've jsut found my old laptop, i reckon i should pull it apart and try and fix it

Dave20046
10-10-10, 03:50 PM
its not stuck in my head

Been stuck in my head all piggin weekend

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:51 PM
put a gun to your head that might make a whole for it to get out?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:52 PM
You fancy fixing mine aswell??
I want the hardrive out of it, its got loads of pics on it that are special.

But one fatefull night I spilt a full glass of wine on it and it hasnt worked since :(

Dave20046
10-10-10, 03:54 PM
put a gun to your head that might make a whole for it to get out?

A whole what?



morecombe- it's usually two screws to remove the harddrive.

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:54 PM
that eaasy just take the back off

mines got soemthing wrong with the screen i think, either that doesnt work or something even more broken is not making the screen switch on

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:55 PM
A whole what?

yeah yeah what eva minga

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:55 PM
morecombe- it's usually two screws to remove the harddrive.


I know nothing about taking computers apart.

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 03:56 PM
that eaasy just take the back off

mines got soemthing wrong with the screen i think, either that doesnt work or something even more broken is not making the screen switch on

OK so from there how do I get everything off the hard drive?

munkygunn182
10-10-10, 03:59 PM
The Munky has finished work! Hows everyone?

Any idea as to why my account isn't counting my posts? Its upsetting!

Wideboy
10-10-10, 03:59 PM
should be one screw holding the hdd in place, take that out and pull the hhd towards the end the screw came out of and it should release

i jsut remembered why i gave up on that laptop i lost all the screen hinges

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:00 PM
Because posts in idle banter dont count :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 04:00 PM
The Munky has finished work! Hows everyone?

Any idea as to why my account isn't counting my posts? Its upsetting!

put a post up and ask........ actually dont thats harsh lol

your dont get posts for posting in idle banter, apparently some thought people actually care about there post count!

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:01 PM
should be one screw holding the hdd in place, take that out and pull the hhd towards the end the screw came out of and it should release

i jsut remembered why i gave up on that laptop i lost all the screen hinges

Thanks Gav :)
Will attempt it later :rolleyes:

Wideboy
10-10-10, 04:05 PM
not my problem if you break it tho..... break it even more

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:06 PM
If I cant find it then I will just leave it well alone.
Its been under my bed for over a year now!

munkygunn182
10-10-10, 04:08 PM
put a post up and ask........ actually dont thats harsh lol

your dont get posts for posting in idle banter, apparently some thought people actually care about there post count!

I seeee! Fair enough, don't care about the count, was just curious because i've posted a fair wee bit in here and it still says zero, but all is explained now!

Thanks MM and WB

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:46 PM
I now once again have a shiny shiny bike :)

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 04:50 PM
I be sleepy!

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:51 PM
Busy day Nic?

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 04:52 PM
Nope, just had a crap sleep last night

Tara
10-10-10, 04:52 PM
afternoon :D

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:53 PM
Ahh thats no good then.
You still sore from training?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 04:54 PM
Hi Tara :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 04:57 PM
i just cleaned my leathers and chucked the linings int he wash

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 04:58 PM
Ahh thats no good then.
You still sore from training?


Yeh. Should hopefully ease off soon. Fingers crossed.

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 04:59 PM
Gav, its about time you washed them! Teehee!

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:01 PM
Thats good to hear MBK :)

As is your news WB :p

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:07 PM
hey they maybe dirty but they dont smell!!

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 05:07 PM
Just like your feet eh?

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:09 PM
your feet stink!! mine certainly dont

Reeder
10-10-10, 05:10 PM
I have a headache.

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:10 PM
Woo got the hardrive out :)
Thanks again Gav :D

Milky Bar Kid
10-10-10, 05:10 PM
I never said they did!

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:11 PM
I have a headache.

:smt075 How is it now? ;)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:12 PM
I have a headache. not surprised with a face like that

Woo got the hardrive out :)
Thanks again Gav :D
now just send the check to my home address
I never said they did!
you sort of implied they did!! and where you been hiding??

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:16 PM
now just send the check to my home address


:smt019

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:23 PM
there is a credit crunch on, i cant go around giving out free info

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:27 PM
I did not ask for the information that was given to me.
I asked how to get the information off said harddrive and that question was never answered.
So to conclude I shall not be paying for this service. Hmph

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:31 PM
bailiffs are on the way

Reeder
10-10-10, 05:44 PM
I dont know why I even bother being here :(... ;)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:45 PM
cos your ghey

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:48 PM
:kiss::smt058:grouphug::smt056:smt054

Better now? ;)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:56 PM
dont encourage him

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 05:57 PM
He needs no encouragment from me :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 05:59 PM
i got £15.20 in 20p coins, where can i convert that into notes?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:01 PM
The bank or post office.
You will only be able to change 75 of them 20ps into notes though

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 06:04 PM
i got £15.20 in 20p coins, where can i convert that into notes?

Asda have a thing you chuck all your coins in and it gives you a receipt to take to the till. It takes a little cut but nothing major

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:06 PM
Then your idiot mate will probably press the "donate to charity" button like mine did with about £50 that I put in :(

Reeder
10-10-10, 06:08 PM
a little cut? it's like 7p per pound. adds up quite considerably if you do it more than once.

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 06:10 PM
a little cut? it's like 7p per pound. adds up quite considerably if you do it more than once.

I can live without 7p personally

I converted about £25 and only paid £2 or £3. Saves me sorting it all in to bags and going to the bank

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:12 PM
I'd just spend the money in 20p form :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 06:14 PM
i usually do but the missarable fat woman in tesco's always looks at me like ****, was woundering if i could get it put into 1p's to teach her to be polite

Reeder
10-10-10, 06:15 PM
Personally i'd rather take the 10 minutes to count it into bags and save £3

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 06:16 PM
Are you related to holdup by any chance?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:16 PM
Thats a better idea :)
Just put them all on the counter and start counting them extremely slowly, then when you are 1 away from how much you need you lose count and have to start again :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 06:19 PM
rather just chuck it at her and make her count it

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:20 PM
The 20p coins are sharper!

Wideboy
10-10-10, 06:22 PM
but 1p's will slow her down

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 06:23 PM
Wait, why are you trying to kill her again?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:29 PM
Now then, there is no killing going on.
It is a case of teaching the lady the fine art of patience :)

Viney
10-10-10, 06:30 PM
Evening bitches

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:30 PM
Evening bitches

*cough* :smt104

Viney
10-10-10, 06:32 PM
Oh bugger, didnt realise that there was a Lady in the house. This of course doesnt include you. Its for the gentleman folk of the forum. A very good evening to you my dear! :kiss:

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:33 PM
To be sang in a childish voice

"A bitch is a dog,
A dog barks,
Barks on trees,
Trees are nature,
Nature is beautiful
So ner"

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:34 PM
Hi Viney :-D

Viney
10-10-10, 06:34 PM
Well you are beautiful, thats for sure, but you iz no bith...aiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Anyway enough of the frivolity, what should i do this evening?

Bibio
10-10-10, 06:35 PM
evening vino.

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:35 PM
Drink tea and veg out :) Thats my plan anyhoo

Bibio
10-10-10, 06:36 PM
get sloshed and bum gav

Reeder
10-10-10, 06:36 PM
Stop being a perv.

Wideboy
10-10-10, 06:40 PM
yeah, i aint no piece of meat!!

Viney
10-10-10, 06:41 PM
evening vino.

Drink tea and veg out :) Thats my plan anyhoo'sup Bibs

MM, been doing that most of the weekend, except drink the tea bit.

Hmmm, i am thinking of cyling to work tomorrow, so would need to get the bike out and sorted... The pubi is still calling me though, but im skint :(

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:44 PM
'sup Bibs

MM, been doing that most of the weekend, except drink the tea bit.

Hmmm, i am thinking of cyling to work tomorrow, so would need to get the bike out and sorted... The pubi is still calling me though, but im skint :(

That is one thing on my to-do list - learn to ride a bike. That and learning to swim :rolleyes:

Reeder
10-10-10, 06:54 PM
That is one thing on my to-do list - learn to ride a bike. That and learning to swim :rolleyes:

Are you serious?

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:55 PM
Yes I am.
I used to be able to ride a bike when I was a wee tot.
Never been able to swim

Wideboy
10-10-10, 06:56 PM
just jump in and flap about

thats what she said!!

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 06:59 PM
:smt081

But in all seriousness I just paddle :rolleyes:

Reeder
10-10-10, 07:00 PM
Wow.

Viney
10-10-10, 07:02 PM
So Hel, you can ride a motorbike, but not apushbike??

As for Swimming, my best mate, can not swim and hes 50. 'Never saw the need' is his excuse lol. I also had a mate in the navy who couldnt swim!

Holdup
10-10-10, 07:02 PM
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 07:02 PM
So Hel, you can ride a motorbike, but not apushbike??

As for Swimming, my best mate, can not swim and hes 50. 'Never saw the need' is his excuse lol. I also had a mate in the navy who couldnt swim!

Never really been a fan of water and had an accident that meant I couldnt ride a bike and havnt been able too since - I just wobble and fall off :( Me needs some stabalizers :)

Wideboy
10-10-10, 07:10 PM
anyone noticed how **** sunday night tv is

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 07:11 PM
Yes and I have already had a grumble to myself because I refuse to watch x-factor or z-list celebrities poncing about.

Holdup
10-10-10, 07:11 PM
Not really cus i got sky

Wideboy
10-10-10, 07:13 PM
program about hooters on channel 4 thats all i'v found

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 07:13 PM
Even sky is crap for what it is

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 07:14 PM
program about hooters on channel 4 thats all i'v found

+1

They must realise whats going on after a while

Holdup
10-10-10, 07:16 PM
Even sky is crap for what it is

Not true, im watching terminator 2 on Sky ScFi/Horror

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 07:16 PM
Terminator 2

DarrenSV650S
10-10-10, 07:17 PM
Jinx!! you can't talk until someone says your name

Wideboy
10-10-10, 07:18 PM
+1

They must realise whats going on after a while yeah not enough boobs

Jinx!! you can't talk until someone says your name
good, glad you got that git to shut up

minimorecambe
10-10-10, 07:18 PM
Cant say Im a fan of Terminator so no loss to me