The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Wideboy]

Im only on 8 hour days at the min


can i come roberto, or will i be getting in the way ;)

i got some holiday left but no were to go :(

[robh539]

Im only on 8 hour days at the min


can i come roberto, or will i be getting in the way ;)

i got some holiday left but no were to go :(


get in the way????? dont know what you mean.

Yeah if you wont too. be good to see ya

i normally have the same problem and waste my holiday having random days off. next years holidays are sorted :)

[widepants]

Im only on 8 hour days at the min


can i come roberto, or will i be getting in the way ;)

i got some holiday left but no were to go :(
me me come see me

[Reeder]

Gays.

[robh539]

Gay.
yeah i think you are lol

[Wideboy]

20 mins gheyboys

me me come see me

But you touch me where the courts said you shouldn't!

[Viney]

Hmmm, what do I get my mum for her 60th?I bought a set of Teak garden furniture for my mums 60th. For her 50th, it was a Balloon ride :) Her 70th, well, one way tocket to somewhere hot n exotic me thinks.

[gruntygiggles]

Hmmm, cooked a meal for her on Sunday and she has apparently been telling everyone at home about how much the rhubarb and custard souffles rose...lol She won't accept anything more than £30. I could be a billionnaire and she's be the same. :-)

[minimorecambe]

2 hours left because I'm leaving early because I can :)

[minimorecambe]

I've got 12 days off and nothing to do aswell

[Viney]

Hmmm, cooked a meal for her on Sunday and she has apparently been telling everyone at home about how much the rhubarb and custard souffles rose...lol She won't accept anything more than £30. I could be a billionnaire and she's be the same. :-)
Buy her 5 Euro Millions Tickets, and 10 of each the Wednesday and Saturday draw Lottery tickets. Shhe could be a millionaire many times over and you didnt spend more than the £30

[minimorecambe]

Home time :D

[andrewsmith]

Home time :D

:thumright::smt006

[Holdup]

Good day

[minimorecambe]

Bath and bed for this poorly girl if I'm going to be better to meet some of the Pennine Massive on Sunday

[munkygunn182]

How was your day then MM? How'd your team take it when you told them it was you who was leaving early? :p

[andrewsmith]

evening all

hope u feel better MM

[minimorecambe]

Good day

Evenin':)

How was your day then MM? How'd your team take it when you told them it was you who was leaving early? :p

Day was slow............
They were fine.
I never leave early - always let one of them go so it's about time I had my turn!

[Shellywoozle]

Hello peeps x

[andrewsmith]

ohla Wozzle :p

[munkygunn182]

Day was slow............
They were fine.
I never leave early - always let one of them go so it's about time I had my turn!

Ach not so bad then! Shame to hear you're not feeling so good though!

I signed up for the gym today, i expect to be dead in about a week or so! :o

[minimorecambe]

Hello peeps x

Hi Shell :)

[minimorecambe]

Ach not so bad then! Shame to hear you're not feeling so good though!

I signed up for the gym today, i expect to be dead in about a week or so! :o

I'll be fine in't mornin' :)

Gyms suck :( But I still go :rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

I signed up for the gym today, i expect to be dead in about a week or so! :o

Time for a WB impersonation

Im a toned god

[munkygunn182]

I'll be fine in't mornin' :)

Gyms suck :( But I still go :rolleyes:

I've never been in my life... it shall be an experience!

[Holdup]

2 more days at work!

[minimorecambe]

3 for me :)
Well one on, 3 off then 2 in then 12 off - if you follow!

[widepants]

I've never been in my life... it shall be an experience!
cue 4 days in bed with oap joints

[Holdup]

3 for me :)
Well one on, 3 off then 2 in then 12 off - if you follow!

:thumright:

Any plans?

Bet my brake lines dont turn up ready for next week though :(

[minimorecambe]

Nope. I shall be home all on my lonesome for a week :(

[widepants]

Nope. I shall be home all on my lonesome for a week :(
come to visit me and Gav
:shock:

[widepants]

come to visit me and Gav
:shock:
ok I know it should be "gav and I" but heho

[Holdup]

Nope. I shall be home all on my lonesome for a week :(

come to visit me and Gav
:shock:

Where are your manners, you should go visit MM

[munkygunn182]

cue 4 days in bed with oap joints

I'd consider it if either job wouldn't rip my head off for taking time off :P

[minimorecambe]

come to visit me and Gav
:shock:

Gav's coming to rob me some point that week. You could be his acclomplice :)

[Holdup]

Gav's coming to rob me some point that week. You could be his acclomplice :)

Is that slang for something

[widepants]

Gav's coming to rob me some point that week. You could be his acclomplice :)
woooo ,hang on,

[minimorecambe]

Is that slang for something

Im to ill to be smutty :silent:

[widepants]

if he is going to rob u.....that means he has to go north of brum.

[widepants]

heres me inviting you down for a free holiday and u turn it down

[minimorecambe]

heres me inviting you down for a free holiday and u turn it down

I havn't RSVP'd yet :rolleyes:

[Holdup]

Im to ill to be smutty :silent:

Never to ill for smut

My lurgs going woo hoo, just got a sore throat and coughing now :(

[minimorecambe]

Never to ill for smut

My lurgs going woo hoo, just got a sore throat and coughing now :(

Yeh I've bloody got it now :rolleyes:

I don't think I've ever sneezed so much in my life!!!

[widepants]

I havn't RSVP'd yet :rolleyes:
hurry up then.Need to sort out the dungeon

[Wideboy]

WTF im not doing anything!!

[minimorecambe]

:) Could I please bring your attention to Item A -

aren't they on holiday?

No WB, they go a week Saturday.

im jsut trying to arrange the time for my robbery thats all

[Wideboy]

robbery yeah, but im afraid im not entering no sex dungeon with any other women

[minimorecambe]

I havnt signed up for that either!

[widepants]

robbery yeah, but im afraid im not entering no sex dungeon with any other women
lmao...gav wants to enter with a MAN

[Wideboy]

no, im just not looking

[Holdup]

Its safe to say

Im boooooooooooooored

[minimorecambe]

I need drugs











Of the legal kind of course :)

[Wideboy]

i have some crack-a-bix

[robh539]

Evening all.

Sex dungeons, how its is a good convo subject. who got one then?

[minimorecambe]

Evening Rob :)

[robh539]

hello H.

so whos got one then?

[minimorecambe]

Not me - not my sort of thing.

[robh539]

Not me - not my sort of thing.

boring lol

[minimorecambe]

boring lol

:rolleyes: I'm fragile

[Wideboy]

rob cant get on bc2 xobx is downloading some serious shiz, even my interwebs on the pc is struggling

gid is the one with the sex dungeon

[robh539]

rob cant get on bc2 xobx is downloading some serious shiz, even my interwebs on the pc is struggling

gid is the one with the sex dungeon

ok mate no probs. i may be on again in a bit having my dinner. Get angry with it so turned it off.

dirty lad ;)

[Wideboy]

lmao, i saw you playing in a DM, you want to play conquest in hardcore mode

[robh539]

lmao, i saw you playing in a DM, you want to play conquest in hardcore mode

ok I will try that in hardcore, games end very quickly tho :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Why do people sit in the changing room naked, having discussions?!
It's not a feckin conference room. Get changed and get the feck out. Weirdos

[Wideboy]

ok I will try that in hardcore, games end very quickly tho :(
nah, ones i play in last about 30 mins

[minimorecambe]

Ooops - just realised I havn't eaten all day :-?

[Wideboy]

go to domino's and collect with buy one get one free, then send the free one down here im starving and the cupboards are empty

evening darren

[minimorecambe]

go to domino's and collect with buy one get one free, then send the free one down here im starving and the cupboards are empty

I'm in bed so I'm not going anywhere sorry :(
I don't think they deliver directly to beds!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

go to domino's and collect with buy one get one free, then send the free one down here im starving and the cupboards are empty

evening darren
Hello hello

If you get the sun this week you get a free sub from dominos

[minimorecambe]

Dominos do pizza - Subway do subs.

You cant cross over :)

[robh539]

Hello hello

If you get the sun this week you get a free sub from dominos

Thats wrong Subs from subway. Only pizza from dominos. Its the law!!!

[minimorecambe]

Thats wrong Subs from subway. Only pizza from dominos. Its the law!!!

Dominos do pizza - Subway do subs.

You cant cross over :)

Great minds Rob :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Well I have heard that dominos subs aren't that great, but hey it's free. We are gonna head down friday to try them

oh and subway do pizzas btw ;)

[Wideboy]

Hello hello

If you get the sun this week you get a free sub from dominos

Dominos do pizza - Subway do subs.

You cant cross over :)

don't be fooled!!, read the small print and you'll find the offer ends at 4pm and you must show the voucher when ordering otherwise you have to pay, i read the in mondays sun

[robh539]

Well I have heard that dominos subs aren't that great, but hey it's free. We are gonna head down friday to try them

oh and subway do pizzas btw ;)

Ill soon sort that out :D

[DarrenSV650S]

don't be fooled!!, read the small print and you'll find the offer ends at 4pm and you must show the voucher when ordering otherwise you have to pay, i read the in mondays sun

Yeh that's no problem, we're heading down at 11 when they open

[minimorecambe]

Now I am hungry :(

[Wideboy]

yup im going in search of nourishment

[minimorecambe]

I can not be bothered to get out of bed, walk down 2 flights of stairs, find food, eat food, walk back up 2 flights of stairs, get into bed again..............................

[DarrenSV650S]

I've got cheese on tuc biscuits. And also got some ben and jerrys left in the freezer :D

[minimorecambe]

I've got cheese on tuc biscuits. And also got some ben and jerrys left in the freezer :D

My 2 favourite foods :(

[DarrenSV650S]

Pop over if you want

[robh539]

im eating pizza again lol as we type :)

[Wideboy]

i found some cream crackers.... will do me bed time soon anyway

[minimorecambe]

Darren - I can't even be bothered walking down 2 flights of stairs to the kitchen.
Scotland is a wee bit further.

I am watching my grammar because Mr.Reeder is lurking :-?

[Wideboy]

i'll be consuming domino's friday evening i think, all expenses paid fancy meal out for me tomorrow night

[Reeder]

I turned down kfc for a sandwich. That's sad isn't it.

[Wideboy]

I turned down kfc for a sandwich. That's sad isn't it.
no, you wont be sat on the bog tomorrow crying

[robh539]

i'll be consuming domino's friday evening i think, all expenses paid fancy meal out for me tomorrow night

a new client then ;)

[Reeder]

I'm used to junk food ;)

[minimorecambe]

Im having a 3 course meal at The Devere in Blackpool on Saturday :)

[Wideboy]

a new client then ;)

yes, he treats me well and only beats me occasionally

I'm used to junk food ;) iron gut then

Im having a 3 course meal at The Devere in Blackpool on Saturday :)
its rubbish dont bother

[minimorecambe]

its rubbish dont bother

:smt090

[Wideboy]

is it that alacart (sp) poncy food that you get a teaspoon's worth in the centre of your plate for 1 million quid!


i see you lurking nicolalala

[minimorecambe]

is it that alacart (sp) poncy food that you get a teaspoon's worth in the centre of your plate for 1 million quid!

I dont know and I dont care as Im not paying :D :smt026

[Wideboy]

TBH i wouldnt go to one of those places even if it was paid for, the idea of giving alot of money for a tiny incy pi$$y bit of food makes my blood boil

got o the pub, 6 quid for massive steak, chips and salad or any other dish, your full afterwards and its money well spent

[robh539]

Make sure you eat before lol. I not a fan of ponsy food. the hotels i sometimes stay in do it. I go out to eat, and work pays for it.

[minimorecambe]

TBH i wouldnt go to one of those places even if it was paid for, the idea of giving alot of money for a tiny incy pi$$y bit of food makes my blood boil

got o the pub, 6 quid for massive steak, chips and salad or any other dish, your full afterwards and its money well spent

I have no choice unfortunately.
Im not classy by any sense of the word and much rather pub grub but I have to go.
Will have a purse full of crackers just incase!

[robh539]

TBH i wouldnt go to one of those places even if it was paid for, the idea of giving alot of money for a tiny incy pi$$y bit of food makes my blood boil

got o the pub, 6 quid for massive steak, chips and salad or any other dish, your full afterwards and its money well spent

+1

[Reeder]

Or a bargain bucket at kfc :D