The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

yes please HU i may get some very soon :D

ALL HAIL THE Jager :D

[Venom]

Mmmmmm me and Jagermeister are good friends, Im pretty close to Sambuca aswell :p

I don't like the taste of alcohol but the taste of sambuca makes me :smt078

[minimorecambe]

I love sambuca, it just doesnt like me!!

[andrewsmith]

I don't like the taste of alcohol but the taste of sambuca makes me :smt078

+1

hate the stuff

Voddy on the other hand....

[Holdup]

i can pretty much drink any thing

[andrewsmith]

i can pretty much drink any thing

ok Petrol

If its good for a zx6 it must be good :lol:

[Holdup]

har har

alcohol wise, well alcoholic spirits

my mate bought a double shot of voddy once and whimped out of downing it so i happily swapped for my single shot and then proceded to down the double shot and call him a wuss

[Venom]

Sweet dreams for tonight then :p

I've swapped to Shaun of the Dead! :D

[andrewsmith]

well ur young give one to many benders u'll know about it

[Holdup]

quality film

shaun penns funneh

[Holdup]

well ur young give one to many benders u'll know about it

oh yea drunk too much vodka once basicly passed out home at 11 chatting crap puking up, glad i dont remember it

[minimorecambe]

har har

alcohol wise, well alcoholic spirits

my mate bought a double shot of voddy once and whimped out of downing it so i happily swapped for my single shot and then proceded to down the double shot and call him a wuss

Tut! Your liver wont thankyou [-(

[Holdup]

Tut! Your liver wont thankyou [-(

very rare i drink

more often than not its down the pool club and thats usually only a couple of pints

[minimorecambe]

Ive never understood why people get so ridiculously drunk that they are sick and remember nothing.
I know my limits and will stop drinking when I start to forget how to walk properly!!

[Holdup]

ah man i forgot paranomal activity premiered tonight on sky :(

[andrewsmith]

mine is merry as i know my limits

and after shock and trebles bars are no goes

[Holdup]

Ive never understood why people get so ridiculously drunk that they are sick and remember nothing.
I know my limits and will stop drinking when I start to forget how to walk properly!!

after doing it i hate it probably been out twice since my birthday which was when i drunk too much and stick to my limits now, trouble is i know for a fact that the time before i drunk far more than i did that night and i was fine

[andrewsmith]

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[Holdup]

watching bruno

[Bibio]

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hitler :d

[andrewsmith]

I get this vid at least once a weeks as a email link

also wakes you all up

[minimorecambe]

hitler :d

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[Holdup]

hibernating :-$

[Bibio]

i can only drink 2 types of alcohol bacardi and beer. well actually 3 if you count pernod, but that stuff turns me into a violent little shizz.

[andrewsmith]

:winner:

[Venom]

Holdup!!!



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[minimorecambe]

Venom - no fair, Helen wants one :(

But it will make me poorly :(

[Venom]

Venom - no fair, Helen wants one :(

But it will make me poorly :(

Why would it make you poorly?

[Holdup]

Holdup!!!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/SV%20forum/P1040502.jpg

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

me wanty

[Bibio]

Venom - no fair, Helen wants one :(

But it will make me poopy :(

there sorted for ya :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

Why would it make you poorly?

Because it is probably full of evil lactose :evil:

[minimorecambe]

there sorted for ya :rolleyes:

Thanks :) :-?

[Venom]

Because it is probably full of evil lactose :evil:

aye, you'd have to get some lactose free milk then :p

[Holdup]

you make the cream yourself i hear? ;)

[minimorecambe]

aye, you'd have to get some lactose free milk then :p

Yeh but its not the same :(

[Venom]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

me wanty

it's a double sized mug as well ;)

[Venom]

you make the cream yourself i hear? ;)

whipped it myself, I'm not a cow.

Yeh but its not the same :(

shame. :p

[minimorecambe]

Meh - Im not a chocolate fan anyway

[Venom]

Meh - Im not a chocolate fan anyway

I have jam filled marshmallows ;)

[minimorecambe]

Yeh yeh rub it in ;)

[Holdup]

whipped it myself, I'm not a cow.

i just by the squirty stuff

[Venom]

Yeh yeh rub it in ;)

wouldn't that make me all sticky covered in jam and mallow? :rolleyes:

[minimorecambe]

Yes it probably would :p

[Venom]

i just by the squirty stuff

I would have but the store only had low fat squirty... :o

[Holdup]

bastids

[minimorecambe]

Suppose I better make my way to bed seeing as I have to be up in 7 hours :(

Night night, sweet dreams all, Mwah :smt058

[Holdup]

nighty nights MM

[Venom]

night Helen

[Bibio]

night night Helen, sweet dreams my loverly. xx

[Holdup]

soooooo then

[Venom]

soooo....

[Holdup]

yup

[minimorecambe]

*Yawn*

Good Morning :smt039

[gruntygiggles]

Morning all :-)

[gruntygiggles]

Oooh Helen, how did the "chat" go yesterday?

[minimorecambe]

Hi GG :)

Ok. It wasn't about me as such, it was about my childish staff.

I have just returned from A&E after having X-rays on my foot :-?
Nothing is broken luckily but I am finding it very difficult to walk on and think I will be spending the majority of my day resembling a flamingo :p

[gruntygiggles]

Hi GG :)

Ok. It wasn't about me as such, it was about my childish staff.

I have just returned from A&E after having X-rays on my foot :-?
Nothing is broken luckily but I am finding it very difficult to walk on and think I will be spending the majority of my day resembling a flamingo :p

Oh no...what did you do?

[minimorecambe]

Ran over my foot with a hoist.

[gruntygiggles]

That was a bit silly wasn't it? lol.

Bet it was bl00dy painful. I like the idea of being a flamingo as opposed to Jake the peg though!

[minimorecambe]

Yeh it was a tad painful! I'm not very good at balancing on one leg so it's not working out too good for me :p
The one day that I have my little pumps on aswell and not my trainers!!!

[Venom]

afternoon all

[minimorecambe]

Elli Venom, how's things?

[Venom]

Having a lazy day in bed after staying late up 'reading' a film

[minimorecambe]

The only film that o have ever read is Battle Royale and that didn't really need words!

[Viney]

Bored

[anna]

hey v-man

[Viney]

'sup annabell

[anna]

nada, nothing, zip, bugger all

what you up to?

[Amanda]

Bored part 2 - Where are all the freakin customers?

[Viney]

'bout the same honey. I have just noticed that i think i have deleted you off MSN, unles you dont want to talk to me ;)

What can i buy a 40 year old woman that has everything, except me?

[anna]

we´re all bored at home, I love the face paints btw!!

[Viney]

Bored part 2 - Where are all the freakin customers?Well, i just visited my local HG, and it was about the same in there! I still cant make up my mind on what textile trousers i want

[anna]

v I didnt delete you I had an "issue" with msn and had to change my email addy so no doubt you havent got my new one in your contacts... pm on the way

[Viney]

:) Ok honey x

[Amanda]

Anna - Fan Koo

Viney - Tena Lady??? and do you need your inside leg measuring??

[anna]

Amanda do HG stock the mesh textiles? Im trying to find where I can get some for the summer here. My old HG leathers have now got a zip broken and I am too fat to fit them any longer. :(

[Viney]

Anna - Fan Koo

Viney - Tena Lady??? and do you need your inside leg measuring??Yeah, i could use tena lady i suppose :lol: And if that an offer, i'll pop down

[Amanda]

Yeah Anna - HG do either "Airstream" or "Air 3" which are mesh ones. Nice and breathable. :thumbsup:

[Amanda]

Yeah, i could use tena lady i suppose :lol: And if that an offer, i'll pop down

I meant for a 40 year old who has everything. Chances are if she has everything then she has light bladder weakness. lol :smt103

[Viney]

Ah right. I thought it may have beena reference to leaky textiles :lol: Me stoopid

[anna]

Yeah Anna - HG do either "Airstream" or "Air 3" which are mesh ones. Nice and breathable. :thumbsup:

ohhhhhhhh thanks, Im just having a lookie on the website now then

[Viney]

I have an HG Air jacket. Its dead fabby

[anna]

Amanda, Ive just looked at the airstream ones they still seam quite enclosed to me, am I missing something?

[anna]

http://www.hein-gericke.co.uk/shop/product_info.php/products_id/7632

Is this the one??

[Venom]

The only film that o have ever read is Battle Royale and that didn't really need words!

It was Battle Royale 2 and it was on channel 4. Very bloody and the plot was slightly confusing

[minimorecambe]

It was Battle Royale 2 and it was on channel 4. Very bloody and the plot was slightly confusing

Ahhh I didn't realise they made a second one.
It has been years since I have seen the first one and I am in no rush to see it again!

3 hours to go.........

[Wideboy]

*limps in, parks ar$e down" hello all

[minimorecambe]

Why you limping?

[Wideboy]

paintballiing

[Venom]

Lies, it's being bent over and being seen to!

[Wideboy]

that was after paintball!!

i might go get some cider, its a night in for me this evening

[minimorecambe]

Slightly bruised then?!
Work is so boring today so it's going slow

[Venom]

So how many times did you get shot then? Do you have any nice bruises?

[Venom]

Helen, stop stealing my lines of enquiry!

[minimorecambe]

Helen, stop stealing my lines of enquiry!

Sorry but great minds and all that.
I shall be quiet now.....

[Wideboy]

Slightly bruised then?!
Work is so boring today so it's going slow

how long you got left?

So how many times did you get shot then? Do you have any nice bruises?

i only took 6 shots to the body, 1 to the bare neck which winded me a bit and 1 to the head but those 2 didn't count as head shot don't......... i did well considering amanda got 32 :smt071

[Venom]

Sorry but great minds and all that.
I shall be quiet now.....

I'm not sure the term 'great minds' would apply to us... Maybe 'simple minds'

[Venom]

how long you got left?



i only took 6 shots to the body, 1 to the bare neck which winded me a bit and 1 to the head but those 2 didn't count as head shot don't......... i did well considering amanda got 32 :smt071

2.5 hours if you paid attention. :p


I prefer airsoft, the bruises don't show up as good ;)

[minimorecambe]

how long you got left?

2 and a half hours :(

[minimorecambe]

I'm not sure the term 'great minds' would apply to us... Maybe 'simple minds'

Yeh I'll agree with that :p