The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[andrewsmith]

Gotta love it, right?

Nope!!

Get a sack back and crack

[Viney]

*Moonwalks across thread*

[minimorecambe]

My weekend begins ----------- now :D

[Holdup]

hello snow men and snow women

[andrewsmith]

cold HU?

[Holdup]

Just the tips of my fingers, walked into my house with lumps of snow falling off me after a lovely ride home

[andrewsmith]

all I can say is:


This will be the national news for the next month because London has 0.00000001 microns of Snow and has ground to a halt

[Holdup]

yea, it snows a tiny bit and people cant drive, its snowing and all it is is the ground is wet and some moron has to drive at 20 mph, ffs get out my way i want to get home im doing all the speed limits and im on a f'in bike

[DarrenSV650S]

:mrgreen: :cheers: :smt041 :smt023 :smt038 :thumbsup: \\:D/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBJOxSqLTY

[Holdup]

:mrgreen: :cheers: :smt041 :smt023 :smt038 :thumbsup: \\:D/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObBJOxSqLTY

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

going back in time again though?

[andrewsmith]

tis one for the 2 for £10 at HMV in june

be bloody good but I dont think I'd pay to sit and watch it at the cinema

[andrewsmith]

anyone want to see the vid link I was emailed today?

[Holdup]

whats it involve

[DarrenSV650S]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

going back in time again though?

Yeh it's still before 2 fast 2 furious I think

[andrewsmith]

whats it involve

Pm'd

[Holdup]

so its like star wars

and the real story goes

The fast and the furious
5
fast and furious
drift
2 fast

[DarrenSV650S]

so its like star wars

and the real story goes

The fast and the furious
5
fast and furious
drift
2 fast

The fast and the furious
5
fast and furious
2 fast
drift

[DarrenSV650S]

No actually it's

The fast and the furious
fast and furious
5
2 fast
drift

[Holdup]

Pm'd

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ouch

The fast and the furious
5
fast and furious
2 fast
drift

i c

[andrewsmith]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ouch

It made my eyes water just watching it

[Holdup]

Donner kebab for lunch yesterday
Chicken kebab for lunch today
Chinese for dinner :D:D:D

[gruntygiggles]

Go on Andy...PM me :-)

Hello everyone :-)

[andrewsmith]

Should be FC not HU

[andrewsmith]

Cheryl PM'd

[DarrenSV650S]

Donner kebab for lunch yesterday
Chicken kebab for lunch today
Chinese for dinner :D:D:D

The diet is going well then?

[andrewsmith]

The diet is going well then?

see food eat food :D

[gruntygiggles]

Man...that's one brave.....correction...stupid guy!

[andrewsmith]

make your eyes water

[Holdup]

im not on a diet, its christamas :D ill join the gym next year

[andrewsmith]

im not on a diet, its christamas :D ill join the gym next year

ok then!

Whats your weight loss target?

[andrewsmith]

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/thtumbleweed.gif

[minimorecambe]

:smt039

[Holdup]

xbox

[andrewsmith]

helloo MM

chu ok?

[minimorecambe]

Im great ta, you?

[andrewsmith]

I'm ok!!
Just trolling ebay for old Suzuki parts. How i wish I had a grand spare

[Holdup]

i can see next year costing me mucho $$$

[andrewsmith]

how?

U binned the bike?

[Holdup]

you can call me Susan if it makes you happy

no theres pleanty i wants and an i need coming up / idealy i need needs now but, its still legal so

[andrewsmith]

Errr... No James!!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Find my friend a nice jewish doctor!!!

[Holdup]

Errr... No James!!!

if i said to you

"snatch"

would it make more sense

[andrewsmith]

haha

Snatch!!!

q8XaVWAsT9A

[Holdup]

sky 307 currently

[DarrenSV650S]

I dont care if he's got f*ckin hazelnuts

[andrewsmith]

sky 307 currently

I am Northern and don't have sky!!

[Holdup]

I dont care if he's got f*ckin hazelnuts

the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun and the fact that ive got desert eagle .50 written on the side of mine

I am Northern and don't have sky!!

its above you

[andrewsmith]

the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun and the fact that ive got desert eagle .50 written on the side of mine



its above you

Cunny Funt :smt071:smt071

Can't justify paying Murdouch £35 a month for even more crap TV

[Holdup]

lol

[andrewsmith]

FatHLHG2uGY

[Holdup]

next years shopping list is

tail tidy
can
stomp grips
seat cowl
and tyres

probably more stuff as well tbh

[andrewsmith]

all you need of that is tires

[andrewsmith]

anyways am going to shooot

Night one and all!!

[Holdup]

nahhhhhh

and night

[Fruity-ya-ya]

now then. drunken post

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Night night all x drunk init

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning all, drunk init

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning all, drunk init

Hungover init

[gruntygiggles]

Oh dear Fruity...someone's going to be feeling a little worse for wear later in the day! :-)
x

[minimorecambe]

Morning Mr Ya-Ya and Mrs Giggles :)

[Amanda M]

Morning peeps :) It's bloomin' cold out there! Are you all feeling festive yet? :smt114

[lily]

morning all!

Me no happy! GHD's blow up this morning, and me been electricuted! :(

[Amanda M]

:smt103 Ouch! Hope you're OK!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning ladies. yep all self inflicted. said I'd go in to play footy at lunchtime. don't think I'll be heading the ball much

[minimorecambe]

Morning Amanda :)
It is a tad nippy out :p I'm very well, yourself?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

morning all!

Me no happy! GHD's blow up this morning, and me been electricuted! :(

Shocking (sorry couldn't resist). Hope you're okay (hugs with rubber gloves on)

[minimorecambe]

morning all!

Me no happy! GHD's blow up this morning, and me been electricuted! :(

Ouch. Your hair definitely not be straight after an electric shock :p
Hope you're ok x

[lily]

thanks

anyway people it's friday! :D


MM- have a fab weekend!

[gruntygiggles]

Morning Mr Ya-Ya and Mrs Giggles :)

You have to be careful calling me that...lol. There is a Mrs. Giggles on the forum...Daveprestons wife :-)

Hello back though to you and all xxx

[gruntygiggles]

Ouch Lily....sounds like you have something to add to your Christmas wishlist!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You have to be careful calling me that...lol. There is a Mrs. Giggles on the forum...Daveprestons wife :-)

Hello back though to you and all xxx

Sorry I may have prompted that one. morning grunty.

[minimorecambe]

MM- have a fab weekend!

Cheers :) You too

I'm sure I will :D

[Reeder]

I'm going for a drink with a GORGEOUS girl tonight.
To say I'm nervous is an understatement :D

[andrewsmith]

I'm going for a drink with a GORGEOUS girl tonight.
To say I'm nervous is an understatement :D

your mother? :lol:

[Tara]

morning last day in work today redundacy pay came through too i feel a bit weird
oh and the heating is brpoken so i may be going home soon

[Reeder]

**** you Smith. **** you.

[andrewsmith]

:smt040

Had to crack a joke

[minimorecambe]

I'm going for a drink with a GORGEOUS girl tonight.
To say I'm nervous is an understatement :D

Is this the blonde?

You will be fine :) have fun ;)

[Reeder]

This is the blonde. I finally got the balls to suggest going out :D

[minimorecambe]

Good lad :) Well she agreed so she must be interested. :)

[Reeder]

Hence being scared haha!

[Holdup]

Morning

its been snowing 5 minutes and i already cant see the road or my drive!

[munkygunn182]

Good on you reeder, last night i got the "Yeah... you can possibly take me for a drink, but i'm older than you" speech!

[Holdup]

Good on you reeder, last night i got the "Yeah... you can possibly take me for a drink, but i'm older than you" speech!

but what you dont mention is she is 90, has 2 kids, 4 grandkids and 8 great grand kids ;)

[munkygunn182]

Weeeeell.. she's 22, you were almost right :p

[Holdup]

and you are?

age is but a number any way

[anna]

*cough* good god when did 22 become old??

Afternoon all.

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am soooooooooo hungover. Not fun.

[Holdup]

a'noon Anna and MBK

[andrewsmith]

well HU is the young one!!

Everyone is old to him!

[munkygunn182]

I agree, 22 is not old but meh! I am also brutally hungover... work today, or no work today, that is the question!

[andrewsmith]

I agree, 22 is not old but meh! I am also brutally hungover... work today, or no work today, that is the question!

:smt071
:smt071

oi am 23 :smt097

[anna]

hey HU and you youngun´s

[andrewsmith]

how do anna.

fancy clipping the young'un over the ear

[munkygunn182]

how do anna.

fancy clipping the young'un over the ear

The young'un's said nothing wrong... if you have a look, you'll see i said "I agree, 22 is not old but meh"

So... guns away! :smt071:smt028

[andrewsmith]

Me bad Craig

Misread it eating lunch Tea and Supper

[munkygunn182]

I wonder if i should try stomaching food... im in the mood!

[andrewsmith]

Grease Glorious Grease

Bacon, Egg and Hash brown
Square Sausage and Haggis
Black Pudding and Ketchup

[munkygunn182]

Grease Glorious Grease

Bacon, Egg and Hash brown
Square Sausage and Haggis
Black Pudding and Ketchup

:winner::winner:

[andrewsmith]

Show that I'm a bit borred?