The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Sally]

I gave blood around 11:15

I feel drunk

This is ace

[Reeder]

It can be taken too far in a thread that many people read lol.

Go give some more Sally. It'll be fine.

[anna]

err, its with intrepidation that I´m saying hello given the above conversation.

[Reeder]

Hi :D

[andrewsmith]

Reeder dare I ask how you got WB on about his favorite pasttime?

[Reeder]

Punching horses?

[andrewsmith]

Punching horses?

nope.

Backs of vans and gaffer tape

[Reeder]

I mentioned a female and it just lead from there lol

[andrewsmith]

you'll never learn

[munkygunn182]

Aftermorning

[andrewsmith]

eggs?

[minimorecambe]

Give a child a balloon and they are instantly amused :) gives me a bit of peace and quiet for a few minutes :p

[munkygunn182]

Omelette!

[Holdup]

I'd say hi but there's not much point

[andrewsmith]

Give a child a balloon and they are instantly amused :) gives me a bit of peace and quiet for a few minutes :p

you git WB with you like?

Hiya MM, Hu

[minimorecambe]

Hey James :smt058

No Andy - it's an actual child that is under the age of 21 :p

[Holdup]

Bluddy hell people do speak to me then :eek:

:smt006 back at you both

got some waiting to do

:(

[minimorecambe]

What you waiting for?

[andrewsmith]

haha I was wrong then!

What u waiting 4 James

[Holdup]

What we discussed the other week ;)

Aimed at Helen btw not you Smithman

You may find out soon though

[minimorecambe]

Ahh right :) how long you got to wait, do you know?

[andrewsmith]

ah right!!

HU that shipment is on its way from colombia as we speak!!

[Holdup]

Thurs or Fri :D

[Holdup]

ah right!!

HU that shipment is on its way from colombia as we speak!!

Oh right yea

the "gear"

:-$

[minimorecambe]

Only a couple of days then. Keeping my fingers crossed for you :)

[Holdup]

:thumright::thumleft:

[andrewsmith]

Oh right yea

the "gear cog"

:-$

http://images.clipartof.com/small/22383-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Group-Of-Three-Spinning-Chrome-Gear-Cogs.jpg

[Holdup]

Yea those

8-[

[Reeder]

What we discussed the other week ;)

Aimed at Helen btw not you Smithman

You may find out soon though

Aids test results

[munkygunn182]

Whats occuring all? Flat party tonight! :D

[andrewsmith]

Whats occuring all? Flat party tonight! :D

you mean

Whats occuring all? Thrash the Flat party tonight! :D

[munkygunn182]

If it wasn't my bands singer then probably yeah haha!

[andrewsmith]

haha

Anyone there???

[minimorecambe]

Im here but I am painting my nails so difficult to type :)

[andrewsmith]

fair enuf

should use one of these

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_H07yOhaQs-I/StJBRbO-NCI/AAAAAAAAB54/F2hOTlIdMmg/s400/Paint-Brush.jpg

[DarrenSV650S]

Why do old woman refuse to shave their tash!

[andrewsmith]

haha

been chatting up this woman...

http://www.daila-laika.com/zirkusravenstein/afbeeldingen/zirkus-show/zirkus-ravenstein-38.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Thats a beard Andy :-?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all.

I'd still have a pop!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

haha

been chatting up this woman...

http://www.daila-laika.com/zirkusravenstein/afbeeldingen/zirkus-show/zirkus-ravenstein-38.jpg
It might be the beer goggles but she is good looking (facial hair might need a trim).

[andrewsmith]

I might grow a beard like that for the hell of it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

You'd look as sexy but would need the hat.

[andrewsmith]

err no

seeing I look like a rough rocker

http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/East%20Fortune%20October%202010/S7303506.jpg

[Wideboy]

chav

[Fruity-ya-ya]

No comment :smt112

[andrewsmith]

chav

the hoodie is cost it was in scotland in october

[minimorecambe]

Shaved eyebrow = chav

[andrewsmith]

my eyebrows aint shaved there

I've got very fine hair at me temples. It looks shaved

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Chav or Shave?:rolleyes:

[andrewsmith]

neither

more chance of the hair going a stupid colour

[Wideboy]

chav

[andrewsmith]

chav

turnip farmer

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Night all - I'm off before the handbags fly.
;)

[minimorecambe]

Night Fruity x

[andrewsmith]

night fruity

[andrewsmith]

is it something I said???

[minimorecambe]

Its been very quiet in here of late.

I am watching a film so not paying much attention to the laptop

[andrewsmith]

Has been of lates

Whats it MM?
Need something to watch

[minimorecambe]

Its an old chick flick thats on E4 - Shes all that
Dont really think its up your street :p

[andrewsmith]

nah

just found pulp fiction :smt040

[DarrenSV650S]

nah

just found pulp fiction :smt040

+1

Say "what" again!! I dare you! I double dare you motherf***er. Say "what" one more goddamn time!!

[Wideboy]

pulp fiction is ****!, god!! its one of the biggest over rated pile of poo ever released

[andrewsmith]

pulp fiction is ****!, god!! its one of the biggest over rated pile of poo ever released

beats a chick flick or the soaps

[Wideboy]

but why does everyone bang on about it being so great, its like kill bill, everyone said it was amazing but i thought it was crap

[DarrenSV650S]

pulp fiction is ****!, god!! its one of the biggest over rated pile of poo ever released

Just you keep your opinion to yourself since you clearly know nothing!! :cool:

[andrewsmith]

Just you keep your opinion to yourself since you clearly know nothing!! :cool:

+1

[Wideboy]

how about you kiss the hairs on my ass

[DarrenSV650S]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t239/keith82273/how_about_no.jpg

[andrewsmith]

how about you kiss the hairs on my ass

no :smt078

[Sally]

Am watching 'I Am Legend' on channel 3

Never seen it before, quite good!!

[DarrenSV650S]

Am watching 'I Am Legend' on channel 3

Never seen it before, quite good!!

It's a brilliant film. Wideboy probably hates it

[Wideboy]

no that film as is good and not **** so i like it. unlike pump fiction and kill bill

[minimorecambe]

I am legend is awesome :D I was tempted to watch that but seen it only a couple of weeks ago

[Wideboy]

analyse this is on after it, well worth watching

[andrewsmith]

analyse this is on after it, well worth watching

Could do the ultimate put down on that, but CBA

[DarrenSV650S]

minxer there's a new game you should get. Cover Orange :)

[minimorecambe]

Uploading now :)

[Wideboy]

what because i spelt it in proper english and not yanky w@nk language

[minimorecambe]

Great Darren, another game to waste my life on :p

Thanks :D

[DarrenSV650S]

I just got it tonight, it's quite good. Geared 2 is fun too

[andrewsmith]

iphones are brilliant at everything except being a phone

[DarrenSV650S]

iphones are brilliant at everything except being a phone

explain

[andrewsmith]

They are brilliant as a music player, for the internet to do anything you want.
But the phone side is hopeless cuts out regularly can't keep the signal steady in a good area

[minimorecambe]

My iphone is great as a phone :-?

[DarrenSV650S]

Mine too

[Sally]

Mine too, unless I am in my folks house, but no one gets signal around there, proper choochter.

Well, 'I am Legend' was an ace film! :)

[andrewsmith]

just don't like them

and I like even more how much I save getting a normal phone

[Reeder]

Have a pop at the chav night tonight isnt it. Gutted for you smithy.

[DarrenSV650S]

What are you reading reeder

[Reeder]

Erm....... threads?

[DarrenSV650S]

go on....

[Reeder]

The one's I've posted in?

[DarrenSV650S]

go on...

[andrewsmith]

yes go on reeder

[minimorecambe]

Night guys xxx

[andrewsmith]

night MM

[DarrenSV650S]

Night

[Reeder]

Didn't mean to ignore ya on msn hel! Night xxxx



NO I SHALL NOT GO ON GUYS.
STOP BULLYING ME!

[Bibio]

reeder what have you been doing tonight again?

[Reeder]

I went to one of my dad's houses which someone is renting out from friday to try and see what was wrong with the bathroom fan and why it wouldn't work. Motor is ****ed in it.
I then did some recon for my date on friday :)