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Bibio
19-10-10, 09:42 PM
Hey Bibidipidobidobble :D:D:D

hahahaa that sounds like some sort of dinosaur.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:43 PM
You have already had the dinosaur name somewhere :)
Im runinng out of ideas!!!
Holdup
19-10-10, 09:43 PM
hahahaa that sounds like some sort of dinosaur.

cus you are ;)
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:44 PM
no it wasnt

oh yes it was!!!

I can feel a widow twakey moement coming

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/12/05/Twankey460x276.jpg
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:45 PM
Watch it young un'!!!
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:45 PM
cus you are ;)

least i'm not Holdmepenisup. :smt019
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:46 PM
least i'm not Holdmepenisup. :smt019

:winner:
Holdup
19-10-10, 09:47 PM
least i'm not Holdmepenisup. :smt019

Some one needs too otherwise it drags along the floor its so big
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:47 PM
i think i smell. every time i come in here people disappear.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:47 PM
least i'm not Holdmepenisup. :smt019
:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt041:smt058
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:48 PM
Some one needs too otherwise it drags along the floor its so big

we shall see one day young boy.
Amanda
19-10-10, 09:49 PM
Right coffe drunk, wagon wheel eaten now ass' to kick

Night y'all ...
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:50 PM
night amanda xx
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:50 PM
well HU I'm andy the Bell boy
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:50 PM
Night Amanda
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:50 PM
night Amanda my sex godess.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:51 PM
i think i smell. every time i come in here people disappear.

:smt008
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 09:51 PM
cya mandy
Holdup
19-10-10, 09:51 PM
Night Amanda

Any way some of us have work in the morning so im bidding you all good night

night x x x
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:52 PM
sup HOMOSapiens.
homo-superior in your interior
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:52 PM
laters HU
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:53 PM
night HU. xx
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:53 PM
night gaymes!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:54 PM
Night the real James :) xxx
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:54 PM
hey WB it will be a case of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLcmaqgMA4

after our first encounter.
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:55 PM
hey WB it will be a case of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLcmaqgMA4

after our first encounter.

you wont even get close mate, you forget i spend alot of time with girth. you think i haven't learnt how to keep my anoos cherry?? pahh!!
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 09:56 PM
hey WB it will be a case of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVLcmaqgMA4

after our first encounter.

That brings the worst images imaginable to mind
:pukel::pukel:
Bibio
19-10-10, 09:57 PM
you wont even get close mate, you forget i spend alot of time with girth. you think i haven't learnt how to keep my anoos cherry?? pahh!!

ahhh but girthybaby has not perfected the caressing reach around yet :smt040
Wideboy
19-10-10, 09:58 PM
ahhh but girthybaby has not perfected the caressing reach around yet :smt040

he probably has on others but not me, i've even built up an immunity to rohypnal!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 09:59 PM
You lot are weird :-?



But strangely loveable :)
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 10:00 PM
Helen this has been relatively clean this thread! the last one was really bad at times
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:00 PM
hhhmmm will have to consult my drug encyclopaedia.
Wideboy
19-10-10, 10:01 PM
hhhmmm will have to consult my drug encyclopaedia.

i do believe it will be me being the one that corrupts you my dear man!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:01 PM
BTW where is girth? i miss that lovable ass bandit.
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:02 PM
i do believe it will be me being the one that corrupts you my dear man!

promises promises :smt008
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:02 PM
you want drugs to knock people out Bib?

Im a master at them sort of drugs :D
Wideboy
19-10-10, 10:03 PM
BTW where is girth? i miss that lovable ass bandit.
he has got himself a woman (he knocked her out and up-ducted her) so he spends all his time doing her i believe
Wideboy
19-10-10, 10:03 PM
you want drugs to knock people out Bib?

Im a master at them sort of drugs :D
yeah conversation.........
munkygunn182
19-10-10, 10:04 PM
well, the munky is out the pub and on the train home... Damn them and their double jack and coke for £1 if you smile nicely!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:06 PM
you want drugs to knock people out Bib?

Im a master at them sort of drugs :D

hhhmmmm will need them for AR11. i is going to be a busy perv :mrgreen:

he has got himself a woman (he knocked her out and up-ducted her) so he spends all his time doing her i believe

not fair. i do miss his light hearted humour.
Wideboy
19-10-10, 10:07 PM
im going to bum him soon, i hope
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:07 PM
hhhmmmm will need them for AR11. i is going to be a busy perv :mrgreen:.

I shall raid works drug cabinets for you hunnie :)
Wideboy
19-10-10, 10:09 PM
bed time, up yours to everyone!

night!
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:11 PM
Night loser
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:12 PM
night Gav :)
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 10:12 PM
laters gavin
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:12 PM
night gavino, my darling bum buddy xx
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:14 PM
I shall raid works drug cabinets for you hunnie :)

nonono. i will just end up taking them myself thinking i'm a teen again :smt083
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:15 PM
I wouldnt take antipsychotics if I was you!!!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:17 PM
hahahaha. how about a box of valium? trippydadooda trippydaday.

i was a bad boy when i was younger.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:18 PM
Glad Im still young then!
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:19 PM
Send me some happy pills with my next rock shipment
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:19 PM
Will do love :)
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 10:21 PM
FFS! Wide awake now. Grrr
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:22 PM
Thats my problem Nic.
Had a 2 hour nap this afternoon - big mistake!
munkygunn182
19-10-10, 10:22 PM
and now i remember why this particular train conductor had his head kicked in multiple times when i was at school... Never fails
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:26 PM
Are you tired or something mbk?
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:27 PM
Im awake :D
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:28 PM
yey my other bum monkey is awake.

hows you reeds?
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 10:28 PM
Stuck in fooking nightshift mode. Alcohol will prevail...
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:29 PM
Stuck in fooking nightshift mode. Alcohol will prevail...

thats the way my dear. numbs all the crap.
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:29 PM
Its not working at my end!!!!
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:30 PM
Its not working at my end!!!!

You're not drinking enough
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:30 PM
I'm well bibs! I'm well!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:30 PM
Its not working at my end!!!!

your not consuming enough then :rolleyes:
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:31 PM
1.5 bottles of wine and 3 glasses of baileys - why do I not feel an effect????????
andrewsmith
19-10-10, 10:31 PM
well I'm going to be without the need for beer!!

Night all :D
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:31 PM
Night Andyrew :D Mwah xx
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 10:32 PM
thats the way my dear. numbs all the crap.

not drinking that much! Then i would be awake for hours!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:32 PM
night smithers.
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:32 PM
Cya andrew
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:33 PM
1.5 bottles of wine and 3 glasses of baileys - why do I not feel an effect????????

maybe coz your body is fighting an infection.

just as well your doc never gave you biotics. once done never repeated.
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:34 PM
Cya andrew

I'm not going?!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:34 PM
I am already on ABs, have been for quite a while :)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:35 PM
I'm not going?!

We have been over this.
You are Reeder or Pudding Pie depending on who is talking to you :)
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 10:35 PM
I am already on ABs, have been for quite a while :)

You do realise drinking alcohol can stop them working right?
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:36 PM
Yeh I dont drink that much usually.
It is sort of a for life thing with me so I have to cut corners sometimes
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:37 PM
I am already on ABs, have been for quite a while :)

you should know better. stop drinking while on AB's.
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:37 PM
I'm not going?!

Are you sure? Cos ... you could, if you wanted to....

Just a thought
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:37 PM
Luckily pudding hasn't stuck :)
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:38 PM
Are you sure? Cos ... you could, if you wanted to....

Just a thought


Oh.
Milky Bar Kid
19-10-10, 10:38 PM
Well, you pays yer money, you takes your chances. I made the mistake of doing it once. not only was I in a terrible state but meant I had to have another 2 week course
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:38 PM
I shall go sit in a corner, hang my head in shame and think about what I have done :(
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:38 PM
Luckily pudding hasn't stuck :)

Oh you are much mistaken :)
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:39 PM
hasn't materialised :)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:40 PM
hasn't materialised :)

It will :)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:41 PM
Well, you pays yer money, you takes your chances. I made the mistake of doing it once. not only was I in a terrible state but meant I had to have another 2 week course

Its once in a blue moon here, I am on ABs for the forseeable future.
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:41 PM
I haveeeeeeeee aaaaaaaa jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:41 PM
I haveeeeeeeee aaaaaaaa jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

How the hell did you know I'm an accountant?
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:43 PM
I do love a bit of FG
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:47 PM
I do love a bit of FG


what you like FelchinG
munkygunn182
19-10-10, 10:47 PM
And im home, hows everyones night going then?
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:48 PM
i is ok i guess. hows you?
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:48 PM
You have a good night?
munkygunn182
19-10-10, 10:52 PM
i is ok i guess. hows you?

You have a good night?

Yeah not a bad night at all! Just nice to see everyone again. Only annoyance was a conductor on the train who decided that my rail card isnt valid on a stretch of the line (0.5 milesish!) and charged me for it. I've only used the same rail card 3 years with no one saying anything.
Reeder
19-10-10, 10:53 PM
Bet that was expensive ;)
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:53 PM
Damn that conductor!
minimorecambe
19-10-10, 10:54 PM
Oww it hurts to sneeze!
Bibio
19-10-10, 10:54 PM
jobsworth.
DarrenSV650S
19-10-10, 10:55 PM
Oi reeder what did you do with your standard mirrors?