The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

You point it at the thing and press the big button

:stupid:

[Bibio]

:smt056 for MM.

out of interest how do you deal with the disposal of ferrets that have passed away?

bury in garden?

take to vets?

cremate yourself with a pyre?

flush down loo?

throw in household rubbish?

[DarrenSV650S]

#slap# bibio ffs

[Wideboy]

word of warning, dont take to teh vets to et rid of, i don't want to worry anyone but if you've ask for the ashes back they're most likely not your pets........ i've seen it all in operation

[minimorecambe]

They are all buried in the garden if you must know

[Bibio]

word of warning, dont take to teh vets to et rid of, i don't want to worry anyone but if you've ask for the ashes back they're most likely not your pets........ i've seen it all in operation

we have a pet/vet cemetery. £30 get you cremation + plaque on a wall.

[Wideboy]

i wont go into it, its not in context at the mo

anyway....... lets all have happy times, what we all up to

[Bibio]

making mrs b's T. then looking for more bling to buy off egay.

[minimorecambe]

Sitting here doing FA

[Wideboy]

well im going to order a curry and sit back with some thatchers...... if i can find some

[Dave20046]

I'm pointing my new camera at stuff and pressing the big button.


...It's just turning on and off

[minimorecambe]

Wrong big button Dave! Think you will be better with paper and a pencil

[Bibio]

i've already had my curry. was looooovely.

BTW its absolutely feckin pizzzzing down here. but its still like gazza strip.

[Bibio]

needs new battery's.

[Wideboy]

wizzzzing it down here but hardly any fireworks.. haha good :)

dave you can take photos of me if you want

[Bibio]

dave you can take photos of me if you want

shall i or shan't i?

[minimorecambe]

Suprise suprise it is also raining here and loads of fireworks which are scaring the dog, which in turn is sending me mad!!

[Wideboy]

shall i or shan't i?
do what?

[Bibio]

all i can say is if any little scrote points a firework at my house this year i'm going to jail.

[Bibio]

do what?

change my profile pic to THE pic.

[minimorecambe]

No please dont Bib!!!

[Wideboy]

4th samsung jet on its way to me

[Bibio]

mrs b's T is done now i can chill till 10.

[minimorecambe]

Whatcha cook Bib?

I shall be watching a film once I have had a relaxing bath I think :D

[andrewsmith]

evening!

whats this pic bib

[Bibio]

chicken fricassee with added bacon, peas and chips.

[Bibio]

evening!

whats this pic bib

u know the 1, WB loving himself in fancy dress.

[minimorecambe]

chicken fricassee with added bacon, peas and chips.

Mmmm

I had scampi again as I somehow found myself in the pub again :-? :p

[andrewsmith]

u know the 1, WB loving himself in fancy dress.

Ah ze mankini

[Bibio]

Mmmm

I had scampi again as I somehow found myself in the pub again :-? :p

lucky blighter.

[DarrenSV650S]

I had an omelette which is currently whiffing its way out of me

[Bibio]

I had an omelette which is currently whiffing its way out of me:smt078

[andrewsmith]

u know the 1, WB loving himself in fancy dress.

u mean...

17_Wjh2o9mU

[Sally]

I is not eating, eatings cheating, I has bud :)

[Bibio]

yup. but he's nicer

[minimorecambe]

Andrew - really??!!!!

[andrewsmith]

WB or the guy in the vid??

[Bibio]

yee but u is young and eager.

[Bibio]

the bloke in the vid

[andrewsmith]

Andrew - really??!!!!

its well within he org's 'U' rating Helen

[andrewsmith]

the bloke in the vid

:stupid:

[minimorecambe]

its well within he org's 'U' rating Helen

Still - really??!!

[Wideboy]

wtf i jsut read that past pages and im being compared to that lovely kind man

even so he's still not got a mark on this fine ass and toned body

[Sally]

Any of you wasters out tonight? ;)

[DarrenSV650S]

nope

[minimorecambe]

Nope, still not got much of a voice from last night!!

[Wideboy]

no to tired, tomorrow i am

[andrewsmith]

wtf i jsut read that past pages and im being compared to that lovely kind man

even so he's still not got a mark on this fine ass and toned body

cR_PpnFg31s

[andrewsmith]

nope Sally

[Bibio]

i wish.

[Sally]

Women :p

Lance, you got a pass for the xmas night out?

[Bibio]

Women :p

Lance, you got a pass for the xmas night out?

yup. do indeedy. :santa:

[Bibio]

hey MM. you decided if your coming up on the 4th Dec yet?

[Wideboy]

well that killed the thread............

[Bibio]

well revive it back to life then wideass.

[andrewsmith]

don't blame me

[Sally]

I may take a bus journey down to edinburgh that day ;) would be good!

[minimorecambe]

Blame me if you like

[Wideboy]

*does dance*

that done anything?

[Bibio]

I may take a bus journey down to edinburgh that day ;) would be good!

even if i'm the only one that goes i'm still having fun. i'll just ring a few mates.

[andrewsmith]

Blame me if you like

nah your innocent in this :)

[Bibio]

no she aint.

[Wideboy]

i blame mm

[andrewsmith]

I blame WA

[Bibio]

yup she is far to good looking to be in here.

[Sally]

Agreed haha

[minimorecambe]

I blame me too :)

[Wideboy]

and so do we

[minimorecambe]

Well thats that sorted then

[Wideboy]

you are to blame!

now moving on

[Bibio]

still not answered my ? MM

[andrewsmith]

Right what were we on about...

Bib do you remember??? :rolleyes:

[Bibio]

remember remember the 5th of november.. or what?

[minimorecambe]

hey MM. you decided if your coming up on the 4th Dec yet?

Sorry missed this.
Im coming up on the Thursday 2nd now I think.

[Bibio]

yey. but sad. i wont be able to take you and your friend out for lunch. i only get a pass for Saturdays tiz a bummer.

[minimorecambe]

yey. but sad. i wont be able to take you and your friend out for lunch. i only get a pass for Saturdays tiz a bummer.

:( She is going to Liverpool the Sunday so couldnt go weekend

[Bibio]

oooohhh well. i'll just have to make an effort in the spring.

[Wideboy]

lance i can come and you can take me out to lunch?

[minimorecambe]

I will come up to bonnie scotland next year :)

[Bibio]

not a problem loverboy. any time you like as long as its a saturday.

[Bibio]

I will come up to bonnie scotland next year :)

that sounds good. GM time (if i go).

[Wideboy]

ok tomorrow, i must warn you i have expensive tastes

but im worth it

[Bibio]

not a problem. although it wil have to be at night as i have to service my bling bling fetish in the afternoon. i will even bring my brother so we can have a sandwich.

[Wideboy]

cool!! keep it in the family, i like!

[Bibio]

think i need a snooze. now who shall i dream of... hhhmmm. i will revile all when i get back.

[Wideboy]

not me

[Sally]

Anyone visiting Aberdeen tell me, I shall take you out :)

[minimorecambe]

My geography is shocking.
Where is Aberdeen in Scotland?

[Wideboy]

east coast...... i think

[DarrenSV650S]

oop north with the sheep

[Sally]

North East, Oil capital of Europe...

Need more beer :)

[Sally]

And yes, we are sheep shaggers...

I don't like a hairy one, but I put that aside of the immense sexual pleasure that is riding a sheep hard and raw from behind...

[DarrenSV650S]

Does anyone watch "The event" ?

[DarrenSV650S]

Might have to 4OD it

j4vumb8J-x8

[Sally]

*How to kill a thread* by Sally

[Wideboy]

bwahhh curry consumed, stuffed..... sexbox 360 and magners for moi

[andrewsmith]

irn bru and QI for me

[minimorecambe]

Wine and Cube here :)

[minimorecambe]

Does anyone watch "The event" ?

Yes :)

[DarrenSV650S]

Worth watching?

I've trying to watch 4od on the xbox or the projector but it's not happening