The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

'tis very quiet here of late

[Holdup]

Nope, just had to adjust the idle a bit and its runs perfectly

[andrewsmith]

no SH mishaps

[Wideboy]

well hiddly ho

[metalhead19]

good evening

[minimorecambe]

People, how are we?

[metalhead19]

I am good thx. How is yourself?

[minimorecambe]

Very well thankyou :) It is my fake weekend now so I am relaxing :)

[metalhead19]

Fake weekend?!
They sound fun. May have to take the next 5 days as my fake weekend :D

[Holdup]

no SH mishaps

Yea loads....

[andrewsmith]

Very well thankyou :) It is my fake weekend now so I am relaxing :)

off this week like MM?

[minimorecambe]

Fake weekend?!
They sound fun. May have to take the next 5 days as my fake weekend :D

I have been on 12 hours shifts for the last 3 days so the next 2 days is my weekend :)

[andrewsmith]

Yea loads....

I mean broken motors

[minimorecambe]

off this week like MM?

Im in Wednesday, Thursday, then off for the weekend and I cant wait :smt040

[metalhead19]

That does sound quite nasty, enjoy your weekend!

[minimorecambe]

I sure will :D

[Holdup]

I mean broken motors

Just a few minor niggles

any way sleeping tablets are kicking in now and im really struggling to string a sentance together / keep my eyes open

Night

[andrewsmith]

Im in Wednesday, Thursday, then off for the weekend and I cant wait :smt040

Nice I'm working Monday to Thursday this week 8-6 all but tuesday.
Works out about a 13 hour day before I get home



Night James

[hindle8907]

H e l l o,________________________________________________ __ Good morning !:)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning peepholes.

[Viney]

Good morning IB fans.

Im getting a little peeved with this traveling malarky.

[hindle8907]

im tired.

[Quedos]

Morning All

slightly late this morning had to try and word a nice advert so I can sell the car!

[Viney]

quuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Morning petal :kiss:

[minimorecambe]

Good Morning to all the lovely people on the org :smt058

[Milky Bar Kid]

Rough.com

[minimorecambe]

Self inflicted / poorly?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bit of both....

[minimorecambe]

You can have a bit of sympathy then :smt056

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks MM! I was supposed to be the driver but I ended up parking the car up and drinking!!!

[minimorecambe]

I am off out with the missus tonight so I will probably be the same tomorrow :p

[Quedos]

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM!!!!

Morning lovely peeps.

Hey V - sorry!! was on a call about selling the car so ap's to you!!

Hows you MM?

[minimorecambe]

Im very well Q thankyou :)

[SoulKiss]

No cakes or bread for me today - inner glass panel on the door shattered yesterday while heating it up to roast dinner yesterday :(

Waiting for landlord to send someone to fix

[minimorecambe]

I have been ordered to make doughnuts for work on Wednesday and also having to make them Friday for the other half so I am blaming you, SK, for my work load :p

Hope you get you oven sorted soon :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

RIP Gary Moore :(

[anna]

afternoon all

[Wideboy]

Luncheon of the timerington

Afternoon all whilst feeding my face

[Milky Bar Kid]

What you eating today then Gav?

[Viney]

I have just a had a Dirty Chicken burger from some chicken shop in Wembley...nice!

[anna]

I need food before painkillers but dont know what to eat... :(

[Wideboy]

What you eating today then Gav?
Ham and pickle wedge with some mini scotch eggs
I have just a had a Dirty Chicken burger from some chicken shop in Wembley...nice!
With Bacon and cheese?
I need food before painkillers but dont know what to eat... :(
lasagna

[Milky Bar Kid]

mmmm that sounds nice Gav...I'm trying to decide what I want to eat..

[anna]

need some non hurty food though WB

[minimorecambe]

You will turn into a damn pickle :p

I need lunch if I am going out with the missus, need to line my stomach :)

[mattSV]

I just had:-


Tesco finest ardennes pate in crusty bred with sliced vine-ripened tomatoes
A slice of gala pie
McCoy's salt & vinegar crisps

Nom a nom nom

[Milky Bar Kid]

You will turn into a damn pickle :p

I need lunch if I am going out with the missus, need to line my stomach :)

I didn't last night which was a little silly of me but I don't feel tooooooo bad today.

[Wideboy]

mmmm that sounds nice Gav...I'm trying to decide what I want to eat..
Lasagna
need some non hurty food though WB
Liquidated lasagna
You will turn into a damn pickle :p

I need lunch if I am going out with the missus, need to line my stomach :)

I though I was going to turn into an apple?

[Wideboy]

I just had:-


Tesco finest ardennes pate in crusty bred with sliced vine-ripened tomatoes
A slice of gala pie
McCoy's salt & vinegar crisps

Nom a nom nom

Chav

[minimorecambe]

I though I was going to turn into an apple?

A pickled apple subway sandwich :p

[Wideboy]

Tut back to work tutar

[SoulKiss]

I have been ordered to make doughnuts for work on Wednesday and also having to make them Friday for the other half so I am blaming you, SK, for my work load :p

Hope you get you oven sorted soon :)

Awww - sorry :p

I take it they 1st batch went down well then :p

[Quedos]

Still not made any - too busy looking for cars.
and the assorted paperwork that goes with it

lunch - reduced fat homous with melba toast and a muller light yog
washed down with water!

[minimorecambe]

I didn't last night which was a little silly of me but I don't feel tooooooo bad today.

Well we are going out for tea so isnt too bad. But we usually forget about eating and have drank a fair amount before we rememeber.

Awww - sorry :p

I take it they 1st batch went down well then :p

Yeh everyone loved them :D

[Viney]

Gav, na mate, Lettuce n Mayo. Not a fan of cheese in its, well, original form and deffo not on chicken.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Car collected and breakfast had....back in bed now!

[Quedos]

*jealous*

and the V man's skiving!!

[Viney]

Moi? Would I

[Quedos]

Would you not!!!

[Quedos]

hehehehehehehehehe I is shizz stirring again!!

[Wideboy]

Gav, na mate, Lettuce n Mayo. Not a fan of cheese in its, well, original form and deffo not on chicken.
chicken bacon and cheese with salad and mayo is what i get, had it sat night but i want it again................... made me hungry now :(

[Holdup]

boo

[munkygunn182]

Evening babes

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening,

Chicken breast, savory rice & salad made better only be the addition of 'The Simpsons' on Channel 4

[munkygunn182]

you win!

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening mega people :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening mega people :)
Good evening good sir

[DarrenSV650S]

Hey fruity. You drunk yet?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Not yet, just waiting until the ibuprofen I took early wears off then I'm going to have a few.
Been off today, knee is swollen up & hurting like a good un.
Going back to the hospital again Tues morning.

Kind of hoping they aspirate it (stops it throbbing) but having had this done many years ago I remember it hurting like hell.

Check out you tube knee aspiration if you don't know the procedure.
DON'T DO THIS IF YOU HAVE A WEEK STOMACH

I've had about 12 syringes worth drawn in total.

[DarrenSV650S]

ouch and yuck. What did you do to it?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

ouch and yuck. What did you do to it?
Went to get the nipper a dvd from under the bed x2 weeks ago & it went from under me.
Thought I was on the mend but after visiting the hospital for a check up it went at work x1 week ago.
Last few nights it's kept me awake and the swelling hasn't gone down.

I'm sure it'll be fine - originally had reconstructive surgery years ago and has been okay for years.

Just need some beer.:cheers:

[DarrenSV650S]

oh not good. Especially for the bike. My joints are all pretty bad but nothing like that. They just get a little stiff in the cold and click all the time

I could really do with a drink tonight but it hasn't really been agreeing with me lately. Tempted to go get a kebab or indian or something

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Check out the heavy load being escorted on Channel 5 - Emergency bikers

[DarrenSV650S]

Cool. It was pretty close to that bridge there lol

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Got an emergency of my own - Sams Buzz Lightyear has a broken wing.
SUPER DAD TO THE RESCUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back on later.

[DarrenSV650S]

lol cya

[munkygunn182]

evening

[Quedos]

morning!
I'm in rebelious mood today!!

[minimorecambe]

Good morning :)

I am going to get the missus on the back of the bike for the first time today, muhahahaha :D

[munkygunn182]

Morning all! How we all doing?

[minimorecambe]

I am actually feeling quite fresh considering the 3 bottle of wine and many spiced rum I consumed last night :p

Yourself?

[Reeder]

Mm - You're a machine!

[Quedos]

Helen sound evil and twisted and I like it!!

i'm a little tired today but hey that what happens when you are supposedly expecting!

[minimorecambe]

Mm - You're a machine!

Hello my fat friend :) How be you?

[minimorecambe]

Helen sound evil and twisted and I like it!!

i'm a little tired today but hey that what happens when you are supposedly expecting!

Are you pregnant?

[Quedos]

Heyyyyyy reeder - you got an admirer in my office

MM no i'm not but a few people think i am

[Reeder]

I don't like being fat :(

[Reeder]

SUP Q!
O rly? I do? Oh my. Who?

[minimorecambe]

I don't like being fat :(

You're not :smt058

[Reeder]

Yay!

[minimorecambe]

Heyyyyyy reeder - you got an admirer in my office

MM no i'm not but a few people think i am

People have thought I am pregnant for the last month or so because f my constant heartburn, hot flushes and putting on weight.
Im not though, thank god :p

[Quedos]

i mention one lousy baby seat and 2+2=5 its quite funny!!

[Reeder]

I didn't say anything or ask because I had the feeling that you wouldn't be :)

*edit* Plus I knew you'd have made the effort to speak to me on facebook and tell me personally, right :D?

[Quedos]

see you know I'm more sensible - though it was fun to see how long it took someone to bring it up

[munkygunn182]

Soooo tired..... Didn't get in from band practice til 2am

[Reeder]

Hard life isn't it Craig.

[munkygunn182]

Haha aye... Hopefully gonna hear back this week and see if I got 3 jobs or still just 2... And still some time for uni!

[Reeder]

And time for naps in there as well ;)

[Scoobs]

Bike went in for it's 1st MOT today. Just picked it up. Passed - one advisory. Noisy exhaust. Durrrr!

[Wideboy]

How The feeb you get away with that? Would mine get passed?

Lunch time