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keithd

14-06-11, 10:54 AM

Maybe I'll learn to appreciate these things as I grow older :D

maybe. take your time, enjoy, admire, say the right things at the right time and you wont go far wrong young man :)

Viney

14-06-11, 11:24 AM

nah, underwear is lovely. naked is all well and good but a lady in something pretty is just mmm mmmmmI thought that we had covered this subject before. I have never seena naked woman :lol:

keithd

14-06-11, 11:29 AM

I thought that we had covered this subject before. I have never seena naked woman :lol:
but i thought you said you prefer wimins nakedz?

Viney

14-06-11, 11:54 AM

In my dreams i do Mr D. I can only imagine what they are like in the flesh, so to speak. You may have to let me know, being the lurve god that you are.

Quedos

14-06-11, 12:40 PM

Hmm what you two like!!

Reeder

14-06-11, 12:44 PM

In my dreams i do Mr D. I can only imagine what they are like in the flesh, so to speak. You may have to let me know, being the lurve god that you are.

PMed

Quedos

14-06-11, 12:48 PM

hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Reeder

14-06-11, 12:50 PM

So, it's tuesday afternoon. Monday is gone and mid week is looming.
How's everyone feeling about this?

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 12:51 PM

Looking forward to Friday at 8pm :D

keithd

14-06-11, 01:09 PM

So, it's tuesday afternoon. Monday is gone and mid week is looming.
How's everyone feeling about this?

delighted, cos i only have less than 4 hours til im off for 2 weeks

*dances*

Quedos

14-06-11, 01:11 PM

Pants - just another day nearer a soggy wet biking weekend.
I want and need sun!

Reeder

14-06-11, 01:12 PM

Looking forward to Friday at 8pm :D
Yay! :D
delighted, cos i only have less than 4 hours til im off for 2 weeks

*dances*
Yay! :D Jealous
Pants - just another day nearer a soggy wet biking weekend.
I want and need sun!
8-[ grumpy
Three weeks and I go on holiday for 10 days ;)

Fruity-ya-ya

14-06-11, 01:20 PM

So, it's tuesday afternoon. Monday is gone and mid week is looming.
How's everyone feeling about this?
The sooner the better - x4 day course so Friday will be a welcomed break - another x5 day next week :smt104

Quedos

14-06-11, 01:32 PM

yeah a little but I'm sure you would be too if yuou were living my life at the mo

Reeder

14-06-11, 01:52 PM

It could be worse Q!

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/10/starving-children-in-africa-are-not-getting-enough-nutritious-food-from-world-aid.jpg

Quedos

14-06-11, 01:56 PM

I've just had a very interesting telephone conversation

:plod::plod::plod::plod:

yeah it could be worse but I'm fed up with the weather its alwys wet and miserable and I just want to go out and play on my bike!

Reeder

14-06-11, 01:59 PM

WANT WANT WANT. WELL TOUGH! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Ok?!

Quedos

14-06-11, 02:27 PM

WANT WANT WANT. WELL TOUGH! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Ok?!

you think i would get used to it up here!!

FOMG you sound like Mr Ego man

Reeder

14-06-11, 02:33 PM

fomg?

Reeder

14-06-11, 02:35 PM

BernardBikerchick

14-06-11, 02:46 PM

woo afternoon all ! is it friday yet !!
i'm sleeping in a training course !!!

SoulKiss

14-06-11, 02:48 PM

woo afternoon all ! is it friday yet !!
i'm sleeping in a training course !!!

Thanks again for Saturday :)

Still haven't cleared the space for that bed, rug or ordered the bars for it :(

hehe

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 04:28 PM

Paella for tea :D

Fruity-ya-ya

14-06-11, 05:43 PM

Paella for tea :D
Vegetable wraps washed down with homebrew wine for me 8-[

fenjer

14-06-11, 06:36 PM

I had a mini pizza baguette...

cutting edge culinary skills right there... lol

Kenzie

14-06-11, 06:39 PM

Wifey cooked chicken curry. Now surfing with a cup of tea.

Wideboy

14-06-11, 06:42 PM

Vegetable wraps washed down with homebrew wine for me 8-[
oh dear, keeping away from you and a peg on my nose then

i had fish and chips

hai all :smt031

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 07:19 PM

Hi all

I raise you all Curry and rice

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 07:27 PM

I made mine from scratch though :)

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 07:28 PM

so was mine....

by my mother :lol:

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 07:38 PM

Thats cheating :p

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 07:44 PM

I know :p

trying to be healthy tho

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 07:51 PM

Me too.

I need to drop at least 2 dress sizes

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 07:54 PM

Why like MM

Your beautiful as you are

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 07:55 PM

Thanks Andy :)

But I feel like a fat mong :p
Im at my largest I have been and its not good

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 08:00 PM

U must have a strange definition of mong

Cos that you aint!

minimorecambe

14-06-11, 08:13 PM

Think I am going to do this diet that GG has posted about.

andrewsmith

14-06-11, 09:03 PM

cool.

have done similar but mine was because of the job i did last year.
My body knew that it would have breakfast, then something between 3 and 5pm then something after 8pm. Also the drinking was a fraction of what it was also :p

Damm student like

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 08:13 AM

Morning all.

Don't know what to say to make you feel better Q so perhaps I'll just think some good thoughts and the power of the cosmos will weave it's magic.

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 08:25 AM

I don't think the good vibes from the cosmos have quite gotten to you yet.

Give it time.

Viney

15-06-11, 08:32 AM

*Walks up behind Q, smacks her **** and kisses her on her cheek*

Morning pickle :kiss:

Morning to the rest of you

Viney

15-06-11, 08:34 AM

Och, yea nae ya love it.

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 08:37 AM

Morning V.

*takes a step back to admire V's bottle*

I see, someone has caused you some cosmic unrest, this will take some speacial chanting & sacrificial offerings *fumbles around in backpack* unfortunately the only thing I can find is a snack bar & a bic biro.
The karmic deities may not look to favorably on such an offering.

Viney

15-06-11, 08:45 AM

Morning Fruits. Those things may help Q in her quest. I mean the snack bar will give her energy and the bic she can use as a weapon

Reeder

15-06-11, 09:03 AM

I don't think the good vibes from the cosmos have quite gotten to you yet.

Give it time.

Actually made laugh :p

Morning F, morning V, morning Q!

Today I shall be supplying us with jokes at various intervals.:smt031

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 09:05 AM

Actually made laugh :p

Morning F, morning V, morning Q!

Today I shall be supplying us with jokes at various intervals.:smt031
Morning R - I'll be dropping in later - off to do some learning.

Reeder

15-06-11, 09:10 AM

I bought a cod fillet, and found a strangely-shaped bone in it.

It did look out of plaice.

Viney

15-06-11, 09:30 AM

I bought a cod fillet, and found a strangely-shaped bone in it.

It did look out of plaice.
Weyhey...everyones a winner

Morning reeder me ole sausage

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 09:40 AM

Morning all! I have just had a call, I can go and collect my car tomorrow! YAY!

stuartyboy

15-06-11, 09:45 AM

The only thing that will make me feel better at this moment is grabbing my helmet and my boxing glove and beating seven shades of shizzle out of Stuarty for being such an arrogant egotisical C***.

Your hoping Fruity - I don't like my friends being told to FoFF your not wanted a ride out for having a different opinion. I don't appreciate being told that I'm part of a consipracy theory out to sabotage said run. and I don't like people thinking that they are better than everyond else, slating people efforts of last year then doing exactly the same things this year.
And this is a biker WTF

sorry should have put rant mode on

Posts noted.

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 09:47 AM

lol!

Annnnnnyway! Reeder - tell us another silly joke!

Reeder

15-06-11, 09:57 AM

Lady Gaga's personal assistant has been docked a month's pay, after he allegedly groped her backstage after a show.

He was lucky he didn't get the sack.

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 10:06 AM

Taxi for Reeder

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:11 AM

Watch out everyone, here's smithers again talking a whole load of crap no one cares about as usual ;)

Morning Andy.

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 10:14 AM

Well, it made me snigger Reeder!!

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:15 AM

Why dont you have FaceyB anymore Nic :(

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 10:16 AM

Because of reasons I can't go into I'm afraid!

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:17 AM

You suck. I still love you though.

I phoned OK magazine but, when they answered, they said, "Hello."
So I hung up. I must have got the wrong number.

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 10:17 AM

Because of reasons I can't go into I'm afraid!

Morning - going off line until this afternoon.

Reeder - Keep 'um coming.

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:20 AM

The school holidays are coming up, so my friend asked, "Where is the best place to take kids?"

"Go to Alton Towers" I replied "There's loads there..."

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 10:20 AM

Mornin' Fruity!!

I like that one Reeder!

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:20 AM

Have I made everyone happy yet?
You like snatching kids?!

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:32 AM

Facebook :D

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 10:39 AM

Have I made everyone happy yet?
You like snatching kids?!

I was referring to the Hello one...

Reeder

15-06-11, 10:40 AM

I was referring to the Hello one...

Oh really? Sorry... I didn't quite understand which one you meant :rolleyes:

:D\\:D/

Viney

15-06-11, 11:01 AM

Nicola :kiss:

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 11:13 AM

meh

tis about to thunder here

hindle8907

15-06-11, 11:38 AM

howdy !

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 11:59 AM

howdy !

howdooooo

Fruity-ya-ya

15-06-11, 12:07 PM

I don't think the good vibes from the cosmos have quite gotten to you yet.

Give it time.

"Good things come to those who wait"

Right New afternoon and now is the time to be focused and not so inwardly looking.
punchbag was found and all agression has past and peace and love has been restored back to the world!

Right, off to Boots for a meal deal.

Milky Bar Kid

15-06-11, 12:15 PM

Work time! Laters dudes and dudettes!

Reeder

15-06-11, 12:49 PM

Two atoms are drinking at the bar

Atom 1 said frantically "Oh my, I think I lost an electron!"
Atom 2 replied "Are you sure?"
Atom 1: "I'm positive!"

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 01:07 PM

Taxi and straight jacket for reeder

Reeder

15-06-11, 01:08 PM

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb.

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 01:39 PM

well there's about 2,500 jokes in there about 2000 are baaaaaaaaa d

Reeder

15-06-11, 02:01 PM

Noooooooopeee.

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his crotch.
Bartender says "man, that's looks uncomfortable"
Pirate says "arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts."

Viney

15-06-11, 03:18 PM

Working for my company is a joke and an embarrasment. How can a company whos purpose is to supply and manufacturer printers/copiers run out of toner WORLDWIDE?

*Bangs head on desk*

Reeder

15-06-11, 03:23 PM

Oh dear.
Here's a joke to cheer you up.

What kind of car does an electrician drive? A voltswagon!

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 03:33 PM

Working for my company is a joke and an embarrasment. How can a company whos purpose is to supply and manufacturer printers/copiers run out of toner WORLDWIDE?

*Bangs head on desk*

V
here is my crafted response

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-overdrying-fail.jpg

Reeder

15-06-11, 03:33 PM

I dont get that picture?

SoulKiss

15-06-11, 05:59 PM

I iz in Scotlandia ;-)

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 08:07 PM

the towels are meant to be dry and soft after being dried outside - the been left out so long that they have dry so hard they can stand up on their own therefore requiring to be washed again

:winner:

What Q said

Evening all

Reeder

15-06-11, 09:33 PM

Oh, i just assumed there wasnt enough room so they made small things to put them on... silly me.

andrewsmith

15-06-11, 09:34 PM

*cough* BLONDE *cough*

Fruity-ya-ya

16-06-11, 08:17 AM

Morning all and bye all
teas and coffee are on the side

I'm outta here as I'm not allowed to disagree with anything anymore and you know me too independent to toe the party line or pander.

Shiny side up guys!
Morning all,

Thanks for the coffee Q.

p.s. I won't tell anyone about the stash of biscuits you've hidden in the bread bin.

Reeder

16-06-11, 08:57 AM

Too late fruity. We all know now :D

andrewsmith

16-06-11, 09:08 AM

Milky Bar Kid

16-06-11, 02:49 PM

My car is nice! I likes it!

andrewsmith

16-06-11, 02:50 PM

Ohla Nic

you been caught speeeeeeeeeeding yet?

Milky Bar Kid

16-06-11, 02:54 PM

Nah, gotta run it in for 1200 miles or so and was nice and gentle with it. It handles soooooooooo well, it's actually slightly unnerving how well it sticks to the road!