The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[Holdup]

I should hear back about something that i went to Friday :p

[andrewsmith]

interview?

[Holdup]

;)

[andrewsmith]

where for?

[Holdup]

IT

[andrewsmith]

nice, escaping the dealer trade while u can

[Holdup]

Theres a few reasons, i dont want to but think i need to

[andrewsmith]

fair enuf mate

[Holdup]

Yup

[Reeder]

Aidsssssssssssssssssss


:D

[andrewsmith]

if i hadn't wasted £20k and 5 years i was seriously considering doing something else from april onwards

[DarrenSV650S]

Evening all :)

if i hadn't wasted £20k and 5 years i was seriously considering doing something else from april onwards

explain

[Reeder]

More aids

[andrewsmith]

university mate

thats what its cost me before interest

[andrewsmith]

More aids

Reeder your going to Bristol tomorrow then

[Reeder]

Is there aids in bristol?

[DarrenSV650S]

university mate

thats what its cost me before interest

Jesus how long's that gonna take to pay off?

And what you gonna do with all that qualification ?

[andrewsmith]

Jesus how long's that gonna take to pay off?

And what you gonna do with all that qualification ?

about 15 years minimum

Building Surveying mate, sort of doing the job atm but its only till end of the month :(

[Viney]

Morning lovers x

[Quedos]

Morning sweetcheeks!!!:kiss:

and morning the rest of you:grouphug:

[tom-k6]

good morning everyone, im off out today to do a CSCS course, hope i pass,

wish me luck =]

have a nice day people and tell the people who you love.....to jeff off haha

i hate the commercialised valentines day, whats wrong with a nice breakfast in bed.

anywhooo

byeee :)

[Quedos]

Good luck
and valentines days - pants - i don't need to be told when i can say to my partner I love you!

[Reeder]

Depressed.

[Quedos]

Reeder - so am i now!

[Viney]

Morning sweetcheeks!!!:kiss:

and morning the rest of you:grouphug:Qoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo :kiss:

Tom, i prefer munching on a kebab before i get up. Sadly that didnt happen this morning

[minimorecambe]

Good morning :)
This is the first valentines day I have a fella so got once I'm not bring a valentines day Scrooge :p

[Viney]

Morning Helen.

And what a fella that the man mountain that is Wideload is. Enjoy him and his 'gifts'

I dont have a fella, nor a bird, so tonight i shall be watching Bridget Jones with a tub of ice cream in my PJ's :cry:

[minimorecambe]

I am on my own tonight also Viney but I won't complain too much :p

[Quedos]

I dont have a fella, nor a bird, so tonight i shall be watching Bridget Jones with a tub of ice cream in my PJ's :cry:

saying nothing - must keep schtum.
just make sure you don't spill any then!

i'm doing the housework and hat making and i have fella - romantic to the end eh!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I also dislike valentines...mainly cos I have no one to make me breakfast in bed or take me for dinner!

[Swin]

Valentines shmalentines :)

Bought 'erself some clothes Saturday to celebrate Mid-February :))))

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning lovestruck orglandians.

[Reeder]

I also dislike valentines...mainly cos I have no one to make me breakfast in bed or take me for dinner!


Awwwwww, I'll take you for dinner one day :D

[Swin]

Reeder, lob her a kebab in the post... :)

I know, I'm such a hopeless old romantic...

[Milky Bar Kid]

Awwwwww, I'll take you for dinner one day :D

Lol! Thanks!

[Reeder]

Reeder, lob her a kebab in the post... :)

I know, I'm such a hopeless old romantic...

I dunno... that sounds a pretty nice idea to me. Can't see why anyone wouldn't like that?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Eww can you imagine opening a jiffy envelope and stinking kebab meat falling out...eww

[Reeder]

I'd stick it in the microwave :D

[Quedos]

I'm not surprised R at all!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yuk yukkity Yuk Yuk foosty kebab!

Sent from my mobile telefenone

[Swin]

transporting the chilli sauce could be problematic...

[Viney]

Eww can you imagine opening a jiffy envelope and stinking kebab meat falling out...ewwA bit like a bad date

[Geodude]

Yuk yukkity Yuk Yuk foosty kebab!

Sent from my mobile telefenone

Hehehe now that made me laugh, cheers mbk :)

[Wideboy]

Lunch time!!!

How do fellow Monday people

[Quedos]

Very true WB
I've just survived tesco's at lunchtime!! so that me free for tonight debauchery!

[Reeder]

I'm hungry, but I've just eaten lunch.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I'm hungry, but I've just eaten lunch.
It takes about 20 mins for your body to register you've eaten.

It takes mine about 2hours ;)

[Reeder]

I had finished my lunch at 1:15 lol.
Whenever I eat a big meal I'm always really hungry an hour or two after as well. It's odd.

[minimorecambe]

I am a very unhappy and almightily ****ed off lady!!!!:mad:

[Quedos]

:grouphug:What's up Hel:grouphug:

[Reeder]

I am a very unhappy and almightily ****ed off lady!!!!:mad:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/scaredDM1111_468x584.jpg

[Swin]

Rubbish Valentine's prezzie?

[Reeder]

Haha

[minimorecambe]

No I am very happy in that department :)
Just work being incompetent prats, trying to get me to do something and they dont seem to have a clue about the law.

[Viney]

Very true WB
I've just survived tesco's at lunchtime!! so that me free for tonight debauchery!What, hat making! Not exactly rock n roll now is it.

[Quedos]

better than watching a chick flick!!

at least i'm surrounded by glittery shiney things which all appeal to the girlie side of me!

Rock and roll no burlesque - definitely!

[munkygunn182]

Eww can you imagine opening a jiffy envelope and stinking kebab meat falling out...eww

Sounds like heaven to me :p ...spot the cheap date! :rolleyes:

[Quedos]

do you want a voodoo doll helen!

[Viney]

better than watching a chick flick!!

at least i'm surrounded by glittery shiney things which all appeal to the girlie side of me!

Rock and roll no burlesque - definitely!True...hang on, you have a girlie side! Crikey. Stop the press ;)

*Hides*

135db my ars3

*Continues hiding*

[Quedos]

Yeah - it doesn't come out often and not normally in public - she can be a wee bit shy!

and you are so dead though Garry doesn't think it was that loud - its three figures though so he said so I may just be wrong - i can't be right all the time!

[Viney]

*Pokes head out from behind his hiding place*

A woman admitting that she may not be right!!

*phones Hell to see if its getting chilly*
*Goes back to hiding*

[andrewsmith]

*Pokes head out from behind his hiding place*

A woman admitting that she may not be right!!

*phones Hell to see if its getting chilly*
*Goes back to hiding*

:lol:

I thought I liked to wind people up about things

[minimorecambe]

do you want a voodoo doll helen!

Yes please, it would come in handy :p
Although after kicking up a fuss I got my own way and I am happy again now.

[Reeder]

Typical woman.

[Holdup]

My bikes my valentine today

[Wideboy]

were you on that program of people marrying their cars ect?

[Holdup]

wow seriosuly you can marry your car

[minimorecambe]

Typical woman.

I don't always get my own way, I know my place :p

[Holdup]

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w342/fwatsonkiller/tumbleweed.jpg

[Wideboy]

its because no one likes you

[Holdup]

oh i see

[minimorecambe]

its because no one likes you

:smt021

[Wideboy]

im sorry, i apologise james

[Holdup]

No its fine

the truth hurts

:cry:

[minimorecambe]

Take the apology! I havent just bashed my other half for no reason :p

[Wideboy]

Take the apology! I havent just bashed my other half for no reason :p
oh well i hav no complaints ;)



:lol:

[Holdup]

I dont want to know what you get up to in your private time together

[minimorecambe]

I said bashed not banged :o :o :p

[Holdup]

same difference

[Holdup]

any way Gav loves me i know he doesnt mean it

[Quedos]

*Pokes head out from behind his hiding place*

A woman admitting that she may not be right!!

*phones Hell to see if its getting chilly*
*Goes back to hiding*

I will now contemplate your fate Mr V man.

:lol:

I thought I liked to wind people up about things

You're next :D:D

Now MORNING!!!

and because we have snow todays special
http://timoholloway.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/p1030855.jpg

[Quedos]

Helen
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/images/product_images/dgp090_revenge_voodoo_doll_300cu.jpghttp://www.dayuvoodoodolls.com/pic/DY-VD021.jpg

[Reeder]

Snow?! **** that. I'm pleased we haven't. If we get anymore snow down this way I'm going to be sooooo super angry that people will run, fast.

[minimorecambe]

Morning people and other oddities :)

Thanks for them Q but I might just stick needles in the actual person instead - will be more satisfying!

[Geodude]

and other oddities
Yay thats me accounted for :) and reeder dont say the 'S' word cos if it hears you it will come ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Morning! I hate the cold! That is all!

[andrewsmith]

Yay thats me accounted for :) and reeder dont say the 'S' word cos if it hears you it will come ;)

and you'll have 3ft of it again

[Reeder]

Yay thats me accounted for :) and reeder dont say the 'S' word cos if it hears you it will come ;)

My bowels are quite controlled these days. Last year was just a blip :(

[Milky Bar Kid]

Snotter, snotter, snotter...fed up of snotters now!

[Geodude]

Mmmm bowels and snotters right before lunch ;)

[tom-k6]

yum yum, on a lighter note, Monsters Inside Me is starting discovery soon =] yay for tapeworms

[Reeder]

I keep coughing up mucus :D I think I'm getting ill :)

[anna]

afternoon all

[Tara]

Hiya Anna

[andrewsmith]

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/images/product_images/dgp090_revenge_voodoo_doll_300cu.jpghttp://www.dayuvoodoodolls.com/pic/DY-VD021.jpg

I can see one of these with my face on it appearing

[anna]

Hey T, whats new?

[Quedos]

I can see one of these with my face on it appearing

nah voodoo dolls are too quick - i like you to enjoy the pain!!:smt083

Hey Maw!!!!

Hey Anna!!!!!

Lunchtime for me I'm starved!!

[andrewsmith]

about 40 minutes for me :(

[Quedos]

well we should start at 12.30 but we've been busy and Andy won't stop if he's in the middle of things!

[Tara]

Hey T, whats new?
nothing really just having a break from the house work how are things with you?