The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[minimorecambe]

gav just sent me a rudey pic

:smt103

Do share

[widepants]

:smt103

Do share
made me feel ill:puker:

[minimorecambe]

Dont share then

[widepants]

u rated forum

[Wideboy]

dont spread it about or everyone will want them

[Reeder]

Now in bed waiting for you Nic ;)

[munkygunn182]

Will i do? :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

I am awesome. True story.

[munkygunn182]

I am awesome. True story.

Fiction or Non Fiction? ;)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Autobiography.

[munkygunn182]

Lovely, i've just been told that my night time job ends "some time this year"

[Milky Bar Kid]

That sucks!

[minimorecambe]

Im off to my boudoir.

Night guys and Nic xxx

[Milky Bar Kid]

Night xx

[munkygunn182]

Night Helen x

Yeah it sucks, i'd said to a few folk about changing my night job... looks like its time to get the finger out!

[andrewsmith]

tuesday?

[munkygunn182]

Tuesday?

[andrewsmith]

Eggs?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I like mine with a kiss...

[munkygunn182]

Purple?

[munkygunn182]

I like mine with a kiss...

Your eggs, or your Tuesdays?

[andrewsmith]

I like mine with a kiss...

:smt008

[Milky Bar Kid]

Thanks!!

[andrewsmith]

:)

you all ok?

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not bad. Cold, but not bad!

[munkygunn182]

Yeah, hows life at your end AS?

[andrewsmith]

Good Good MBK, this getting cold here tonight!

Not bad, was at work tonight too quiet

[munkygunn182]

do do doo doo do do

[Sally]

I mind doing that as a sketch at a primary school talent show :p!

Morning Sally

:smt039 Sally

Hey! :)

Hows everyone?

[andrewsmith]

Tired!

May call it a night

[munkygunn182]

Ah the nightshift have arrived! Yeah things not bad, yourself?

P.S.... who likes the nutty sweets out a tin of roses? I only have the nut ones left, and I don't really like them, and there's an envelope closer than the bin!

[andrewsmith]

right Night all!!!

Melt them down and drizzle it over a cake :D

[munkygunn182]

Night AS. Not bad, saves me putting up a separate post in the for sale section :p

[munkygunn182]

Wish i could sleep!

[Quedos]

okay peeps

http://ed101.bu.edu/StudentDoc/current/ED101fa10/vebado/images/boiling-kettle-carbon-dioxide-producer.jpg

Who's having what??

[minimorecambe]

Morning :)
Tea with a tiny little bit of milk for me please Q :)

[gruntygiggles]

Morning peeps. :-)

[Swin]

Good morning

[minimorecambe]

Morning GG and Swin. :)
How is everyone this morning?

[Quedos]

Morning All!!
hel - i hope that this is alright for you
https://www.teas.com.au/images//article_details/drinks/hong-kong-milk-tea.jpg http://www.thechocolatereview.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/tunnocks-dark-chocolate-caramel-wafer-biscuit.jpg

[minimorecambe]

Biscuits aswell? Pushing the boat out this morning aren't we :p

[Quedos]

nah - just looking after you

[minimorecambe]

Awww thanks :grouphug:

[Reeder]

j/bfrklwbelfbwefw

[minimorecambe]

j/bfrklwbelfbwefw

My thoughts exactly ;)

[Reeder]

:D

[Sally]

okay peeps

http://ed101.bu.edu/StudentDoc/current/ED101fa10/vebado/images/boiling-kettle-carbon-dioxide-producer.jpg

Who's having what??

Strong tea with a sploosh of milk please..

Or anything you can give me to wake me up ;)

Soo tired :(

[Quedos]

Strong tea with a sploosh of milk please..

Or anything you can give me to wake me up ;)

Soo tired :(

This is a U rated forum Sal so that trick will not be raising its head;)

so tea

http://www.heart-problems.net/uploads/allimg/100803/1_100803145515_1.jpghttp://www.tubzbrands.co.uk/acatalog/Tubz_7684_11.jpg

[Reeder]

Yo Q my lover :)

[Viney]

Greetings

[andrewsmith]

Meh!

[Quedos]

Yo Q my lover :)

yes sweetie!!!:smt039

Greetings

is that it! Greetings Such a let down after yesterday

Meh!

and whats up with you?

[andrewsmith]

and whats up with you?

Feel like i've had me head sat on! :-s

[Sally]

This is a U rated forum Sal so that trick will not be raising its head;)

so tea

http://www.heart-problems.net/uploads/allimg/100803/1_100803145515_1.jpghttp://www.tubzbrands.co.uk/acatalog/Tubz_7684_11.jpg

Breaking u-rating...

Some sort of trick...

Raising a head...

Sounds good to me :p ;)

[Tara]

morning/afternoon my son is having a terrible twos day today throwing tantrums and generally pushing the boundaries

Q you got my PM right? sorry i didn't respond to the text i find typing at the computer easier

[anna]

Afternoon all

[Tara]

Hey Anna :smt039

[anna]

Happy new year T... hope you guys had a good one.

[Tara]

and to you too anna :D

[Quedos]

Hey Anna How's you

T - yup got PM just doing something about it this afternoon - you should get an email by tonight

Sally - hmmm - ur too young to know my tricks! (hehehe)

[Sally]

Maybe don't know you're tricks, but being young does have it's advantages ;)

[Quedos]

:smt026:smt026:smt026:smt026

That is all!!

[Quedos]

Maybe don't know you're tricks, but being young does have it's advantages ;)

hmmm not too sure abt that don't think I would be 18 again though!

[Sally]

Neither would I, 19's soo much better haha

Why not? :(

[minimorecambe]

Im bored so Im baking millionaires shortbread :)

[Reeder]

Pffffft. I bake BILLIONAIRES shortbread when I make it!

[anna]

Hey Anna How's you

T - yup got PM just doing something about it this afternoon - you should get an email by tonight

Sally - hmmm - ur too young to know my tricks! (hehehe)

Hey Q, hope your all good, Im good just trying to get rid of a headache I woke up with :(

MM - seems everyone is in baking mood, we brought a new bread machine that we are testing out.

[Reeder]

That's cheating Anna.

[minimorecambe]

Pffffft. I bake BILLIONAIRES shortbread when I make it!

Just for that comment there's none for you :smt019


Mmmm I love freshly baked bread Anna :D

[munkygunn182]

Morning all

[Sally]

Just for that comment there's none for you :smt019

Can I have his please Miss? :)

[Sally]

Morning all

Morning?! Are you nocturnal? Or work nights or something? :)

[munkygunn182]

As it stands, im fairly nocturnal. I'll need to knock that outa myself tonight tho... working at 8am!

[minimorecambe]

Ouch I have just spilt melted caramel on myself :( :smt103

Everything is cooling now before chocolate time :D

Can I have his please Miss? :)

Sure sweetie :)

Morning?! Are you nocturnal? Or work nights or something? :)

No he is just weird :p

[Sally]

My sleeping pattern is nearly back to normal after the holidays, got to sleep at 1.30am last night, up at 7 tho :(
Night before it was 3am, so marked improvement :D

[Sally]

Ouch I have just spilt melted caramel on myself :( :smt103

Need any help emm 'getting' it off? :p

[munkygunn182]

Need any help emm 'getting' it off? :p

Dangerous ground :p

And Oi Helen, I am not weird!

[minimorecambe]

Need any help emm 'getting' it off? :p

I'm afraid I will have to decline your innocent offer of caramel removal ;)

Dangerous ground :razz:

And Oi Helen, I am not weird!

You have to admit, you are a bit :smt058

[anna]

That's cheating Anna.

Why is that cheating?

MM... hot caramel owch that must hurt lots!!

I have just shoved some pastry in the fridge for the top of my chicken leek pie tonight.. needs to chill for a bit before rolling it out some more.

Oh the busy life of a housewife ;)

[munkygunn182]

You have to admit, you are a bit :smt058

Go on then... justify it :p

[Sally]

Dangerous ground :p

And Oi Helen, I am not weird!

I thought it was a completely innocent and safe offer! :o

I'm afraid I will have to decline your innocent offer of caramel removal ;)

Aww ok :( haha

Only 1 hour of work left :)

[Tara]

Why is that cheating?

MM... hot caramel owch that must hurt lots!!

I have just shoved some pastry in the fridge for the top of my chicken leek pie tonight.. needs to chill for a bit before rolling it out some more.

Oh the busy life of a housewife ;)
Tell me about it

this housewife is bunging a frozen pizza in the oven for tonights tea

[Reeder]

Because it's a bread machine. You're not doing it all properly yourself :)

[Tara]

Because it's a bread machine. You're not doing it all properly yourself :)
its hard to prove the bread and make it rise without a bread machine the old airing cupboards with the water heaters in used to be ideal but now with the condenser boilers it doesn't work bread machines are easier not better but easier than trying to do it yourself :D

[Quedos]

Knocked it on the head T - I used to love making bread the old way but you can't beat waking up to the smell of freshly baked bread still warm for breakfast.
Hmm I'll be cooking truffles turkish delight, cocunut ise and award winning empire biscuits soon i think!!

[Reeder]

LAZY PEOPLE.














































I'd probably use a bread maker too though ;)

[minimorecambe]

Hmm I'll be cooking truffles turkish delight, cocunut ise and award winning empire biscuits soon i think!!

You can do all that and all I got this morning was a caramel wafer?! :p


;)

[munkygunn182]

i suspect its almost time for me to go back to bed! :p

[Reeder]

Night

[munkygunn182]

Just been casually reminded that 3 months today is my birthday... better start warming up my liver soon!

[anna]

T is so right.

Reeder, it isnt really lazy as before I just brought it from the shop ;)

Q - I love the fact that this has settings on to make it so that when you wake up it is just ready for you and still warm. mmmmmmmmmm

[Sally]

You can do all that and all I got this morning was a caramel wafer?! :p


;)

What are you actually after? ;)

[Sally]

i suspect its almost time for me to go back to bed! :p

First question, are you a bl00dy student? :p

[munkygunn182]

First question, are you a bl00dy student? :p

Yep, a student that works every spare moment ;)

[minimorecambe]

What are you actually after? ;)

I have a long list :p

[andrewsmith]

I have a long list :p

£1,000,000 and a gold toilet?

[Wideboy]

mah wah meh mah zah and dah

[andrewsmith]

How doo WB.

Has your fuel bill bankrupted you yet?

[Wideboy]

nah, i was just loading all my petrol onto the debit card and using cash for everything else, didn't realise how much I'd spent on fuel until i looked at my statement last night

im going to go all out tomorrow and buy some shiz for the car; cambelt, aux belt, water pump, service kit, pads and a zorst if they got it in stock

[andrewsmith]

Im guessing the car is in pieces then