The Megathread - Idle Banters Virtual Bar

[lily]

Yup L - I forgot

Great minds though!!

You stop sniggering yet from my wonderous suggestion!

nope I have to snigger otherwise I panic and dispear! ;)

So god knows what you do!

[Milky Bar Kid]

but things are that simple. if its a case of hurting someone with truth then its their truth thats going to hurt.

say mr right came along and he really liked you but couldn't understand the 'barriers' this might result in you missing the chance of mr right. but if he truly was mr right he would understand. but without the barriers there is more of a chance from the beginning.

I don't lie. I just don't let people in.

And no, it's not that simple.

End of discussion. [/discussion]

Why is it raining? I do not like this wet rain.

[Bibio]

I was going to add my thoughts into this convo but they're a bit too complicated and deep for me to even want to get into

let us hear it young lad.. be interesting to get inside your noggin.

[Quedos]

nope I have to snigger otherwise I panic and dispear! ;)

So god knows what you do!

eh???

Confused.com
( i was talking about the wonderful idea of getting married to see if sex gets better hehehe)

[lily]

eh???

Confused.com
( i was talking about the wonderful idea of getting married to see if sex gets better hehehe)

doesn't matter! :rolleyes: Will explain away from here at another time

[Quedos]

just got caught singing I want to do bad thing to you!!

a little to loudly as the boss comes in!!

[Bibio]

eh???

Confused.com
( i was talking about the wonderful idea of getting married to see if sex gets better hehehe)

it does for a while. but once you have done everything then there is nothing left to explore. the downfall of a lottttt of relationships.

i didn't like getting married at first as i felt trapped, but as time passes it felt more like security. which just grew stronger. but thats me.

[Wideboy]

This love chat is all beautiful :'( such beauty!!

[Reeder]

It is quite a feeble excuse.

Maybe another time

[lily]

it does for a while. but once you have done everything then there is nothing left to explore. the downfall of a lottttt of relationships.

i didn't like getting married at first as i felt trapped, but as time passes it felt more like security. which just grew stronger. but thats me.

have to play each day as it is!

There are **** days but brillant days... however it's the knowing that somebody is always there for whatever you need. Even if it's just a hug at the end of a ****ty day at work!

[Bibio]

have to play each day as it is!

There are **** days but brillant days... however it's the knowing that somebody is always there for whatever you need. Even if it's just a hug at the end of a ****ty day at work!

hahahaaaaaa. relationships are a roller-coaster its not easy but becomes easier. for instance mrs b was quite a week person when i met her but after about 5 years of arguments and me always winning she finally fought back, at which point i just shouted hooray and clapped my hands. then it sunk in to her noggin 'he's not going to hit me for arguing back'. unlike her ex and father.

[lily]

argggggggggg need to leave work in 20 mins!

[Bibio]

argggggggggg need to leave work in 20 mins!

shouldn't that be 'yey i'm outa here in 20 mins'

[lily]

shouldn't that be 'yey i'm outa here in 20 mins'

nope I've got an interview! :?

[Bibio]

nope I've got an interview! :?

still stand by by 'hooray im outs here in 20 mins' but add 'coz i might have a new job'.

it'll be fine. i'm weird i actually liked interviews. only failed one in my life and that was for packing shelves in snailsburys when i was at uni.

[Viney]

So food or sex....hmmm, id give up sex...however, i dont have much choice, with this face :lol:

Sooooooo, Brown sauce is wrong tara is about the only northerner that i know that dont like it.

[Bibio]

ahhh but brown sauce in yorkshire is like brown coloured water that resembles runny gravy. proper horrrid.

[Quedos]

Awwww V man - Mr incredible looks quite cute. Though real life I can't comment - never met you sweetie!

brown sauce as in HP- my views will not change We'll agree to disagree!

[lily]

So food or sex....hmmm, id give up sex...however, i dont have much choice, with this face :lol:

Sooooooo, Brown sauce is wrong tara is about the only northerner that i know that dont like it.

ahhh but brown sauce in yorkshire is like brown coloured water that resembles runny gravy. proper horrrid.

but wideboy is a southern and likes it! :confused:

[Bibio]

this is the real deal.

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/sainsburys-price-comparison/Condiments/Gold_Star_Chip_Shop_Brown_Sauce_Squeezy_670g.html

just remember to water it down a little for that authentic scottish chippy taste.

[Reeder]

Makes me depressed when you keep putting yourself down V :(

[Quedos]

Is this us getting into Reeders pysche!

Don't be taken in by him reeder!! he's a stud muffin really!

[Quedos]

Lily!!!!


Good luck sweetie

[Reeder]

I'm feeling vulnerable today lol

[Quedos]

Have a squashy Q hug Reeder - no one should feel vunerable - it will be alright
(((((((((hug)))))))))

[Reeder]

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_to_snuggle_t_shirt-p235423163196430026qnzc_400.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

I hate brown sauce

[minimorecambe]

Im back and tired now.

Its a bit muddy on the roads today!!!

[Wideboy]

I like brown sauce and black pudding, i like to call myself a "hybrid yokal" not southerner

[Quedos]

Its so dark here I don't like it!

[Reeder]

It's sunny and warm here :)

[Tara]

its sunny and warm outside but freezing in this office again

[minimorecambe]

It was sunny here.
Going grey now though but I dont care because I am home and warm :)

[Wideboy]

The sun is still up here..... aswell as other things

snarf snarf

[Reeder]

I've forgotten my clear visor :(

[Tara]

it will be dark here soon too give it an hour the sun is coming down now - winter is here i guess

[Reeder]

Come 5 its going to be pitch black

[minimorecambe]

No comment Gav except tut!

[minimorecambe]

That was silly Reeder!

[Wideboy]

I always use my dark visor, just leave it open at bight, only just had it fixed so can now use the clear one

[Reeder]

I'd much rather not have the risk of stones and dirt flicking into my eyes especially when driving round in heavy traffic

[Quedos]

It be dark here now!:-(

[minimorecambe]

Will they not let you leave early?

[Tara]

It be dark here now!:-(
Thats not good

[Quedos]

And i'm going to have to figure out where the lights are on the car.


and its because I've got Garrys car not mine so I keeping messing up indicators and stuff!

[Reeder]

Will they not let you leave early?

Nah, I'm the only one in the department today.
Think my brother is being nice and is going to drop it off for me :)

[minimorecambe]

That's alright then :)

Well that's all the ferrets nails cut ready for the show on Sunday :D

[Tara]

sod this 10 mins and i'm off

[benji106]

I'd much rather not have the risk of stones and dirt flicking into my eyes especially when driving round in heavy traffic

+1

I was chasing my Dad round on his 'busa a few weeks ago and got some fairly mean bruises on my shins where his rear tire was spitting little stones at me as we were riding near a quarry. **** getting one of them in the eye.

[Viney]

It be dark here now!:-(it will be like that on my journey home. Lucky i have my HID kit on doris, who turned 69 this morning

[Reeder]

Exactly.
I've been riding at about 45-50 a couple of times and not put my visor back down when been at stand still and pretty hot, and I've had the pleasure of few bits of grit and a fly smack my nose. Would have been in trouble if it'd been my eye!

[minimorecambe]

Hehe images of Reeder being attacked by ninja flies now :p

[DarrenSV650S]

Don't you just wish you had a punchbag after work some times?

[minimorecambe]

Don't you just wish you had a punchbag after work some times?

Yes quite a lot of the time - and I do :D

:smt056 You stressed? :smt058

[Reeder]

Don't you just wish you had a punchbag after work some times?

Yes!

[DarrenSV650S]

Yes quite a lot of the time - and I do :D

:smt056 You stressed? :smt058

Not really stressed just pi55ed off. Might go to the gym

[minimorecambe]

Not really stressed just pi55ed off. Might go to the gym

Good idea :)
(The pat on the head and kiss still stand if it helps :) )

[DarrenSV650S]

Oh yeh thanks :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts...

[minimorecambe]

Awesome song :D

Edited to add - thats freaky, its just come on the ipod!!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Agreed

[DarrenSV650S]

Crap song

[Quedos]

Mmm shopping on boots.com and i'm concerned over their related categories

Condoms (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Condoms/)
Hair Removal (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Hair-Removal/)
Thinning Hair (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Thinning-Hair/)
Anti-ageing (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Anti-ageing/)Grey Hair (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Grey-Hair/)
<Tanning (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Tanning/)
Boots Erectile Dysfunction Service (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Boots-Erectile-Dysfunction-Service/)
Problem Perspiration (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Problem-Perspiration/)
Weight Management (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Weight-Management/)

[benji106]

Hehe images of Reeder being attacked by ninja flies now :p

I managed to get a wasp inside my leather jacket once, felt something buzzing in my sleeve, nearly binned the bike, pulled over, took the jacket off and a wasp flew out.

[minimorecambe]

Mmm shopping on boots.com and i'm concerned over their related categories

Condoms (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Condoms/)
Hair Removal (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Hair-Removal/)
Thinning Hair (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Thinning-Hair/)
Anti-ageing (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Anti-ageing/)Grey Hair (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Grey-Hair/)
<Tanning (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Tanning/)
Boots Erectile Dysfunction Service (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Boots-Erectile-Dysfunction-Service/)
Problem Perspiration (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Problem-Perspiration/)
Weight Management (http://www.boots.com/en/Men/Mens-Wellbeing-Advice-Information/Weight-Management/)

You are condom shopping online???

[Viney]

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts...I loved how that was a better seller than the released track. Top tune, and a great album.

At this moment i have Cubic 22 - Night in motion. Probably a bit old for you lot

[Milky Bar Kid]

You are condom shopping online???

That was my thoughts!!

[Viney]

You are condom shopping online???
Easier than carrying 50 boxes home on the bus

[Quedos]

You are condom shopping online???

nah the postage is too much:cool:

thats what flicked up as related categories for the stuff i was looking at. I' seriously worried

Edit - whats so wrong about doing it online? not that I was something way more serious than that!

V - pfft 50's nothing - I get them wholesale from my mate!

[andrewsmith]

evening all

Q that is definitely lowering the tone. TBH i've seen that on the boots website

[minimorecambe]

Easier than carrying 50 boxes home on the bus

:D

[Milky Bar Kid]

nah the postage is too much:cool:

thats what flicked up as related categories for the stuff i was looking at. I' seriously worried

Edit - whats so wrong about doing it online? not that I was something way more serious than that!

V - pfft 50's nothing - I get them wholesale from my mate!

And what were you looking up??? lol!

Nothing wrong with ordering it online...however, announcing on a public forum...thts amusing....!

[Quedos]

See thats what i get for looking up Veet for men!

the guys said there wasn't anything except wax/shaving for men
and why they didn't get creams like we did.

hence the look up! I get unlimited access at work!

Welcome to my crazy world of burlesque

[minimorecambe]

Hi Andy :smt006

Q - what MBK said :p

[Quedos]

I loveed the way that veet = tanning and dsyfunction?

[Viney]

I loveed the way that veet = tanning and dsyfunction?don't wanna talk about it

[Quedos]

Ah come V man it can't be that bad! come sit upon Q's knee and tell all

[andrewsmith]

Hi Andy :smt006

Q - what MBK said :p

:smt006

Hows u today MM

[benji106]

Why would Veet not work for men anyway lol special formula required for man hair.

[minimorecambe]

:smt006

Hows u today MM

Im alright thanks :)
Not looking forward to going to work tomorrow as I may end up getting myself sacked but we shall see.

How are you??

[minimorecambe]

Why would Veet not work for men anyway lol special formula required for man hair.


Its probably for the face so has to be sensitive :D

[Quedos]

Why would Veet not work for men anyway lol special formula required for man hair.

actually yes they need a stronger formula because the hair is thicker but it also needs to make sure its doesn't burn the skin so not as straight forward as just making the cream stronger.

MM - could be but not for the applications that I know of

[Milky Bar Kid]

I'm allergic to veet

[Viney]

Ah come V man it can't be that bad! come sit upon Q's knee and tell allWell, now you ask...

Right im going home ladies of the org. Dont miss me too much.

Love you all :kiss: Mwah

As for the blokes...L8R

[andrewsmith]

Im alright thanks :)
Not looking forward to going to work tomorrow as I may end up getting myself sacked but we shall see.

How are you??

Right well good luck, if you've done nothing wrong you should be ok

Meh getting no where fast and now need to start shopping round for bike insurance

[benji106]

you may or may not want to know this but my mate* put Veet on his testicles and said it worked a treat (which I assume means it cleared the hair and wasnt painful, I didnt really ask)

*he is a strange invidual, I think his parents did something to him when he was younger.

[minimorecambe]

Well, now you ask...

Right im going home ladies of the org. Dont miss me too much.

Love you all :kiss: Mwah

As for the blokes...L8R

Bye Viney x

Right well good luck, if you've done nothing wrong you should be ok

Meh getting no where fast and now need to start shopping round for bike insurance

I havnt done anything wrong yet but I cant be accountable for my actions tomorrow. :smt021

One of those slow days then :?

[Wideboy]

Rod Stewart just swore on tv

[andrewsmith]

you may or may not want to know this but my mate* put Veet on his testicles and said it worked a treat (which I assume means it cleared the hair and wasnt painful, I didnt really ask)

*he is a strange invidual, I think his parents did something to him when he was younger.

I think they did

[andrewsmith]

I havnt done anything wrong yet but I cant be accountable for my actions tomorrow. :smt021

One of those slow days then :?

Yeah going to have a good few of them in the near future
Someone going to get?

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/group_blog/whoopass2.jpg

[Wideboy]

it worked on teh imbetweeners!


i just had my chippy and scotch egg tea....... nom nom nom jsut not enough

[minimorecambe]

Yeah going to have a good few of them in the near future
Someone going to get?

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/group_blog/whoopass2.jpg


My boss unfortunately - hence the reason I may be jobless tomorrow

[Wideboy]

yeah tell your boss to feck off, i do all the time he's a pr!ck

[anna]

WB you tell MM´s boss to feck off all the time???:confused:

[Wideboy]

i meant my boss

[Milky Bar Kid]

Can I borrow that can of whoop ass to open on my boss?

[minimorecambe]

Mine is lovely.

She just made a descision yesterday that I really dont agree with and I dont believe that she should have been able to make the call she did.

I know I will get on my soap box about it though

[Wideboy]

i dont have that problem see as my boss is a complete idiot that does everything backwards and ****s up every job he gets involved with............ so its easy to have a go at him

[andrewsmith]

Can I borrow that can of whoop ass to open on my boss?

would the amunitions store just be easier MBK?

and as a hijack

KX-de_SH3KQ

[DarrenSV650S]

Mine is lovely.

She just made a descision yesterday that I really dont agree with and I dont believe that she should have been able to make the call she did.

I know I will get on my soap box about it though

You are vaguer than a big bag of vague things! What has she actually done :)